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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Teenage Fansub posted:


You can't make me!

Uh...what exactly will I believe?

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Teenage Fansub posted:


You can't make me!

Jokes on them, I already believe in hell, because we're living in it.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Ahahaha, Seagal hasn't been in that kind of shape in at least twenty years.

The Seagal version is thinner, unless my eyes are deceiving me, which makes it even worse

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Uncle Wemus posted:

At least HALF of those have been on MST3k
A few've been done by the various offshoot projects, too.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Uh...what exactly will I believe?

You Will Believe Some Fur Will Fly

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Davros1 posted:

Cleanskin (2012)/Contract to Kill (2016)



Whoa they reused the little man with the gun too. This is next level lazy.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

spanky the dolphin posted:

Whoa they reused the little man with the gun too. This is next level lazy.

I can't believe these people didn't bring their A game to a 2016 Steven Seagal movie

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



spanky the dolphin posted:

Whoa they reused the little man with the gun too. This is next level lazy.

poo poo, I never noticed that!

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I love that only one advertises that it will be in theaters.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I love that only one advertises that it will be in theaters.

*free VHS copy with your purchase of Way of the Shadow Wolves*

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.


I'm legit excited for this, because it's going to be an absolute shitshow. I love ambitious train-wrecks and that is precisely what this nightmare of a trailer promises.


Labyrinth is legit good, though. David Bowie as a gothic glam-rock wizard-king singing to a room full of mushroom creatures is exactly what society needed in 1986. We'd probably be happier if we had something like it today.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Lobok posted:

You Will Believe Some Fur Will Fly

Great Things Come In Cats

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Great Things Come In Cats

:stonk:

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Great Things Come In Cats
:ohno:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/shanedawson/status/1107464566332489728

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Nikaer Drekin posted:

Hell, I don't think he's actually stood up for a movie in that long!

he spends most of the first fight scene sitting down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pk5RUjc5Jg

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Tears In A Vial posted:

he spends most of the first fight scene sitting down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pk5RUjc5Jg

He's going to go full Tracy Jordan one day.

"I once made a movie without ever getting out of my car."
"Yeah, I saw that. That was supposed to be a western."

Giga Pet giveaway
Jun 28, 2008

You're Not Welcome?

If you squint (especially in thumbnail)-


Am I nuts?

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
I definitely see that.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Now that's some inspired goddamn casting, Clint Howard looks EXACTLY what I'd expect a murdery ice cream seller to look like.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I always thought both Howard brothers had the same problem. Cute kids, but age beat the poo poo out of them. But it turns out that Clint was always tragically ugly.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Check this guys vids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9K_YEg5_mk

He's decently funny, goes thru the plot so you don't have to waste time watching it and shows all the kills which is the only reason to watch that schlock.

That movie is insanely bad - so bad it loops to great.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
I own it on bluray, its dope

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I always thought both Howard brothers had the same problem. Cute kids, but age beat the poo poo out of them. But it turns out that Clint was always tragically ugly.

Don't insult Leon.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Teenage Fansub posted:


You can't make me!

Literally the same font/treatment as It Comes At Night because this wasn’t horrific enough

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Vintersorg posted:

Check this guys vids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9K_YEg5_mk

He's decently funny, goes thru the plot so you don't have to waste time watching it and shows all the kills which is the only reason to watch that schlock.

That movie is insanely bad - so bad it loops to great.



Back in the early days of netflix, when they actually used to post you the DVD as apposed to the streaming service this was one of the titles I had on my list unfortunately the disc was shagged and i never got to enjoy the whole thing despite my attempts at fixing the disc.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Not a full poster, but I am one hundred percent behind the Thor 4 logo aesthetic:

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Going for that 80s trashy fantasy novel vibe

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
That's 1000% a Bakshi-esque logo.

I can basically see the leather-clad maidens and war-lizards

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


Yeah it owns, and it's especially good when compared to the "graphic design is my passion" Loki logo.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

It’s not very low-key.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Mierenneuker posted:

It’s not very low-key.
:nallears:

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

MikeJF posted:

Not a full poster, but I am one hundred percent behind the Thor 4 logo aesthetic:



https://twitter.com/CaptainAmecomic/status/1152783887342264320

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Veib posted:

Yeah it owns, and it's especially good when compared to the "graphic design is my passion" Loki logo.


https://twitter.com/chachch_changes/status/1152747299132575746

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Would be slightly more excited if they had Kat Dennings be awkward manic pixie girl Thor than Nat Portman, tbh.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


FilthyImp posted:

Would be slightly more excited if they had Kat Dennings be awkward manic pixie girl Thor than Nat Portman, tbh.

There is a run in the comics where Jane Foster does take up the mantle of Thor. Portman is a very good actor but she's never taken to action all that well.

Still excited about it.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

But Thor made Valkyrie King of Asgard at the end of Endgame. Why doesn't she become Thor?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Valk is her own woman. She doesn't need no hammergod to give her worth.

Inzombiac posted:

There is a run in the comics where Jane Foster does take up the mantle of Thor.
Yeah, I know that was an awesome recent run. Kind of concerned about Portman's general apathy towards the franchise. But maybe she'll do better with a more central role.

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gripweed posted:

But Thor made Valkyrie King of Asgard at the end of Endgame. Why doesn't she become Thor?

Disney only trusts skinny white brunette women as female leads, haven’t you seen Star Wars

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