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Does this thread smell funny to anyone else? |
# ? Jul 17, 2019 12:09 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 11:28 |
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Smelling the smell that smells... smelly.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 12:14 |
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'Cause I got one turd in my pocket And the other one I'm flingin' at that guy |
# ? Jul 17, 2019 15:24 |
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but that doesn't answer the question who is the deuce?
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 15:42 |
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*takes out a credit card from my pocket but the poop smeared all over it, tries to wipe it* “Oh sorry I’m trying to wipe it but it’s smearing” “Sir we only accept deuces as payment, that’s why we remind customers with the bathroom sign” *tries to put the poop together but it’s crumbling and the other customers in line are impatiently waiting, poop ready in hand* Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Jul 18, 2019 13:51 |
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Two monkeys face off at high noon in a dusty main street, their itchy trigger finger poised over the turds in their pocket. |
# ? Jul 20, 2019 02:29 |
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*ever so carefully inching hands over the toilet bowl like Indiana Jones and that little artifact* |
# ? Jul 21, 2019 05:30 |
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I tried to put my t'ird in my pocket but it doesn't fit
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# ? Jul 21, 2019 12:20 |
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pixaal posted:I tried to put my t'ird in my pocket but it doesn't fit |
# ? Jul 21, 2019 16:03 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:*ever so carefully inching hands over the toilet bowl like Indiana Jones and that little artifact* Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Jul 21, 2019 16:18 |
Fast walking out of the bathroom and making it to my room. Score! | |
# ? Jul 24, 2019 12:57 |
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poop into the ocean... fish do it
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 19:12 |
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Dick Bastardly posted:poop into the ocean... fish do it *squatting on the hood of my neighbors car pooping on the windshield* hey, birds do it
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 19:18 |
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dogs use the backyard and cats use the litter box people generally use toilets because you can flush it after typing in your account and have the the waste sent to your fecal-aquarium to retire.
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 19:33 |
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alnilam posted:*squatting on the hood of my neighbors car pooping on the windshield* hey, birds do it that's the spirit!
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 21:03 |
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Getting forced by security at the turd store to turn out my pockets. "I swear, I came in with these." |
# ? Jul 26, 2019 08:05 |
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weighing myself and wondering why I haven’t lost weight then remembering to take out the turds in my pocket
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Jul 26, 2019 16:13 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Getting forced by security at the turd store to turn out my pockets. "I swear, I came in with these." |
# ? Jul 28, 2019 14:44 |
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Oh these? They're my Feces Pieces! |
# ? Jul 28, 2019 23:18 |
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Player: I attempt to pick the guard's pocket, and I roll... 18! DM: That's a success. You remove three turds from the guard's pocket without him noticing. Player: NICE! |
# ? Aug 2, 2019 02:39 |
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*carefully places turds in Hot Pockets on the Hot Pockets assembly line. (Hot Pockets' new flavor is "turd.")* |
# ? Aug 2, 2019 07:44 |
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Doppelganger posted:Player: I attempt to pick the guard's pocket, and I roll... 18! I'd like to roll a stealth check for additional turds DM: Doppelganger took all of them Not all of them DM: What do you mean? I'd like to reach up his butt and get some fresh ones *the table gasps* DM: I'm going to need you to roll 2 d20s *Sweet beads on my face* first die, a 20 *I blow on my lucky D20, it's the one that lights up if you get a 20" *The die slips out of my hand and rolls off the table* DM: "That's live!" *The die rolls under the couch, a faint glow is seen from underneath* *the table cheers* DM: "add one fresh turd, 3 kernels of corn, and a peanut to your inventory"
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 13:53 |
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pixaal posted:I'd like to roll a stealth check for additional turds pixaal's mom: Are you boys playing that disgusting game again?! |
# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:01 |
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Dungeons and deuces
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:17 |
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mom, it's dungeons and dookies!
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:20 |
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I'm gonna pop a squat Gonna put twenty turds in my pocket |
# ? Aug 2, 2019 17:30 |
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After saving up all year I'm going to surprise my family with a turducken. Right after I figure out what an ucken is. |
# ? Aug 3, 2019 09:12 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:After saving up all year I'm going to surprise my family with a turducken. Right after I figure out what an ucken is. |
# ? Aug 3, 2019 10:14 |
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I'm always turd duckin' when the monkeys at the zoo get too worked up. |
# ? Aug 3, 2019 23:49 |
Doppelganger posted:I'm gonna pop a squat |
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 04:39 |
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Let me tell you a thing or two about "cargo shorts"
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 14:35 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 11:28 |
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Twenty Four posted:Let me tell you a thing or two about "cargo shorts" My cargo long It gets good mileage |
# ? Aug 4, 2019 16:38 |