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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

AND IT WILL TRULY BE, A PLANET OF FLAMING BALLS

This is my Mormon godhood plan

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
That description makes just about as much sense as whatever Kojima came up with.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Better than the original because it wasn't made by a dude who came up with the novel idea of making you listen to a cassette of a child getting raped by soldiers in order get through a section of the game

gently caress Ground Zeroes and gently caress Kojima

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Everyone knows Kojumbo genius.

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

Phlegmish posted:

Everyone knows Kojumbo genius.

Therefore, the game is brilliant.

I can't go against that logic, it's completely flawless.

Thermos
Mar 29, 2019

From the makers of amusing duck

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

Thermos posted:

From the makers of amusing duck



I see the kid image there illustrates how it can take your endless fun.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

drat, that kid has a tremendous noggin!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




His cartoon is amused, but he is not

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

AND IT WILL TRULY BE, A PLANET OF FLAMING BALLS

Like flaming balls, Rev. Bleech_!

LIKE FLAMING BALLS!!!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Dewgy posted:

Like flaming balls, Rev. Bleech_!

LIKE FLAMING BALLS!!!

I'm on the wrong floor again! Thought this was the Seinfeld thread for a hot second there.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Screaming Idiot posted:

Better than the original because it wasn't made by a dude who came up with the novel idea of making you listen to a cassette of a child getting raped by soldiers in order get through a section of the game

gently caress Ground Zeroes and gently caress Kojima

Wait, what? I'm not a completionist by any means, but I never came across this in Ground Zeroes. Thankfully, I'll add.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Thermos posted:

From the makers of amusing duck


I always make sure the baby toys I buy have certified B/O.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


bulletsponge13 posted:

Wait, what? I'm not a completionist by any means, but I never came across this in Ground Zeroes. Thankfully, I'll add.

It's an easter egg :v:

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Teketeketeketeke posted:

It's an easter egg :v:

That's a pretty gross egg.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Yeah, it is not story-linked and skipping it does nothing. So better or worse than necessary. I think worse.

Even in the context of the game, you get a better sense of how evil and sadistic Skullface is with the tape recording him and Codetalker. The Paz tape was unneccesary. And gross.

To wit: bad guy is talking to living macguffin, an old Navajo scientist, and tells him there is a Soldier outside the cell. He shows off a simple, small bell. Every ring of the bell, the Soldier is instructed to radio in a command to have a young Navajo man executed. Code Talker spills the beans about a secret project vital to the big bad's plans. Then, Skullface stands up. And throws the bell. It rings on every bounce as this old man scrambles and fumbles to make it stop, every ring another death on his conscience.

Skullface then opens the door. There was no Soldier outside at all. He made him give up the secret to killing millions, if not billions, over a cruel joke.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Ah.
Truth be told, I probably got that tape, and ignored it. I love the game play of the MGS games, but the stories are loving dumb, and I'm glad I can skip cut scenes.

For the record- I suck at them, but have fun loving with guards.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


bulletsponge13 posted:

Ah.
Truth be told, I probably got that tape, and ignored it. I love the game play of the MGS games, but the stories are loving dumb, and I'm glad I can skip cut scenes.

For the record- I suck at them, but have fun loving with guards.

MGS5 has some of the best AI fuckery in gaming, truth be told. Videogamedunkey did a series on various things, including using a truck lined with C4 to blow up a helicopter with timing and fulton balloons.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I filled up motherbase in about ten minutes after getting the ability to Skyhook people out.
Skills? Who loving cares- you're going for a ride.
Horse? You getting high as gently caress.
Jeep? Why the gently caress not.

The game for me was Murder and Kidnap: Cold War Edition.

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


I liked how Chip Cheezum showed off in his mgs5 lp how you can shortcut the "rescue these kids that can't be fulton'd" mission by airdropping in a couple of jeeps, knocking out the kids, put them in the jeeps, then Fulton the jeeps. Its magical.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/1154263945810718720

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

taiyoko posted:

I liked how Chip Cheezum showed off in his mgs5 lp how you can shortcut the "rescue these kids that can't be fulton'd" mission by airdropping in a couple of jeeps, knocking out the kids, put them in the jeeps, then Fulton the jeeps. Its magical.

Yeah, that was pretty great.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Ok, now I am going to knock out a bunch of dudes, put them in vehicles, and take the vehicles.


I'll never beat the game, but there won't be a single Russian left in country.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




Beware of the fake episode

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Pokémon Diamonds and Silk

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Sirtoys has this beautiful thing in stock, finally!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Kheldarn posted:

Beware of the fake episode

I'm not liking this sequel to Bloodborne...

Thermos
Mar 29, 2019


Saw this at a thrift store.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Thermos posted:


Saw this at a thrift store.

Church knockoff shirts are never not awesome! I know they go back to the 80s at least with GoldsGods Gym and Wayne’s World(Were Not Worthy! Prayer Time. excellent!).

Do they go back farther and take on 60s and 70s culture or is that around the beginning

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Tag yourself, I'm bleeding iris Luigi

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bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

EorayMel posted:

Tag yourself, I'm bleeding iris Luigi



I'm derpy Boo.

Thermos
Mar 29, 2019

I'm Dankey Kang.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Man, I got Toad Toad.

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

EorayMel posted:

Tag yourself, I'm bleeding iris Luigi



I'm pretty sure I saw that Dixie Kong in a shop I buy bootleg toys from.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Hi I'm Todd

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

from Mario Carts?!

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



EorayMel posted:

Tag yourself, I'm bleeding iris Luigi



I'm Sexy Waluigi

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Kheldarn posted:

I'm Sexy Waluigi

So you're just Waluigi then

Fake edit: i'm the orangutan's barely concealed genitalia

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Domus
May 7, 2007

Kidney Buddies
I’m princess peach making the “oooo, donuts!” face.

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