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AlBorlantern Corps posted:Hahaha this poor lady getting a sext from her friends son thinking she wants him, when it's 100% inside his own imagination I'm imagining she's like across the street, coning her hand over her mouth to amplify her voice so it'll reach him, except he's not hearing a thing while he's thinkin bout getting head.
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Vim Fuego posted:how u explain the blowjob gesture then? He imagined it. Thanks for reading
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Jul 23, 2019 21:22
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Fight Man didn't even wait a day before losing to a 16-year-old. I got into a bad brawl in public this morning. quote:This morning at around 10:30 I was meeting up with my dealer in this little alleyway we have next to a gas station in our town. No cameras and it’s popular for this kind of stuff. Now I don’t know this guy too well but I have been going through him for a while now. Recently though he just turned 16 and got a car so I don’t have to drive all the way to his house anymore he can just meet me. I told him I wanted 2 tabs and one g. He brings it and everything goes good. Then he asks where the rest of the money is. He expected me to pay him an extra $10 as a delivery fee for meeting up with me. I told him he’s insane what about all the times I wasted gas going 30 minutes to his house. I want to see what this dude's face must look like now.
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Jul 23, 2019 21:24
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Vim Fuego posted:how u explain the blowjob gesture then? toothbrushing motion he has terrible oral hygiene
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Jul 23, 2019 21:25
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She's just smart enough not to want proof of cheating on her Whatsapp, he blew it.
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Jul 23, 2019 21:26
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Marchofthepenguins posted:My wife is one of those super prim and proper chicks. Like shes the walking definition of an 80s housewife. Everything else aside, lol what does this mean? I lived through the 80s and have never heard a stereotype of 80s housewives being prim and proper. Also it made me imagine his wife has big hair and shoulder pads.
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Jul 23, 2019 21:29
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*smash-cut back to the party, we see OP raising his eyebrows at sexy wife as she does a BJ motion across the room. Directly behind him stands sexy wife's husband, also raising his eyebrows*
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The Bramble posted:gently caress this guy. Why does it matter *why* she doesn't like discussing or being observed using the bathroom? Why? All you have to do to make your wife happy is, literally, not bring up her taking a dump after you had to carry her to the bathroom after giving birth to your child. Like it's easier to make her happy and you have to expend effort to upset and humiliate her, so just shut the gently caress up! And how much more clearly could she express that she doesn't find the "joke" funny and wants it to stop? Ugh, bullied by her own husband. What a dick. Dude sounds like a reeeeeeeeeeal peach. quote:I did it a lot more than 3 occasions. I usually casually joke about it every week or so, like try to incorporate it into casual sentences to make it funny yknow? Like, oh the cats litter box is stinky I need to change it... not as stinky as that poo of yours though. That kinda stuff. But no I'm not oblivious I'm just not used to people not being ok with being joked around with. quote:To clarify, I dropped it for a while because I knew she was still recovering. It's been 6 months now since she had the baby which is why I thought it was okay to tease her again.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:yeah see it doesn't matter how much the 8yo could understands, all that really matters is the fully grown adult man in this situation decided the proper course of action was to act like a child in return At what point are you able to turn this kid's life and parenting completely around, though? If the value of those items is true, he caused probably upwards of $10,000 of damage just because he could. What punishment would he receive that would actually fix that kid and come from parents who have already created an 8-year-old who does that?
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StrangersInTheNight posted:*smash-cut back to the party, we see OP raising his eyebrows at sexy wife as she does a BJ motion across the room. Directly behind him stands sexy wife's husband, also raising his eyebrows* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g
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Telemaze posted:Everything else aside, lol what does this mean? I lived through the 80s and have never heard a stereotype of 80s housewives being prim and proper. It's the superhero movies infecting everyone's brains with a constantly shifting timescale. He means a 50s housewife, but is processing "a housewife from 40 years ago" in the context of a cultural worldview largely shaped in 1990, when 1950 was 40 years ago.
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Jul 23, 2019 21:32
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Mister Olympus posted:It's the superhero movies infecting everyone's brains with a constantly shifting timescale. He means a 50s housewife, but is processing "a housewife from 40 years ago" in the context of a cultural worldview largely shaped in 1990, when 1950 was 40 years ago. Even the 70s would have worked.
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Jul 23, 2019 21:39
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chitoryu12 posted:At what point are you able to turn this kid's life and parenting completely around, though? If the value of those items is true, he caused probably upwards of $10,000 of damage just because he could. What punishment would he receive that would actually fix that kid and come from parents who have already created an 8-year-old who does that? You could easily confiscate the 8yo's computer while you decide further punishment and that doesn't 1) require the destruction of another piece of property, and 2) doesn't show kids that having a tantrum in response is the way to go You could easily sell the kid's laptop and have the OP pocket the money as the kid's punishment Frankly it's something I'd discuss with the parent, which it doesn't sound like he did - it reads like he got pissed the kid has been messing up his bachelor pad and retaliated pretty immediately. There's so many ways to handle this that aren't just freaking out over your sweet 4K gaming rig being ruined It honestly sounds like he wasn't prepared for the reality of living around a child.
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Power Khan posted:*Surveys the audience* Sounds like bougie scum so he's automatically the rear end in a top hat
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Jul 23, 2019 21:40
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also yes the fact that everything has the value or luxury aspect mentioned honestly makes me think this guy is an rear end in a top hat i've never met someone who 'casually' mentions how much their poo poo is like that who doesn't also put waaaaay to much value on Owning Nice Things and Maintaining The Nice Things gently caress ya Nice Things, we should all be the 8yo he's teaching valuable lessons on the temporary nature of life and the even lower value of a loving gaming rig
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HIJK posted:um so i found the update and holy poo poo: amazing
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Jul 23, 2019 21:43
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chitoryu12 posted:At what point are you able to turn this kid's life and parenting completely around, though? If the value of those items is true, he caused probably upwards of $10,000 of damage just because he could. What punishment would he receive that would actually fix that kid and come from parents who have already created an 8-year-old who does that? I agree the dude should not have dumped water on the laptop, but the consequences did need to be immediate, severe, and as painful as possible. If it were me, if somehow I was stupid enough to allow any of this, my response would have been to make the kid sell the laptop and give me the money for it. If he's got any other valuable things, we're selling those too. If mom was unhappy about this mom and kid would be out on the street before she could pronounce the T-sound at the end of "You can't-" with a polite but firm request to leave me alone and not expect any cards. Of course we'd have already had this conversation as soon as he dented the 4k TV and before he scratched up the Switch and sat on the headphones and 100% deliberately destroyed the dude's computer because I like to be proactive. The idea that you just have to put up with whatever disgusting, stupid, destructive thing your family does because they're related is... actually not true at all. The moment you realize this is one of the greatest moments of your life. "What do you mean, you're not going to get up and drive 5 hours to come bail me out after I got high on meth and drove 100+ mph through a farmer's market and then fought the cops? I'M YOUR FAMILY!!!" "Yeah, about that... I dunno, call someone else." >click<
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Why would he even let them still stay with him after that? Like, that seems like pretty blatant abuse of "we're family so he can't just leave us on the street". You can just tell your guests to leave if they keep intentionally destroying your stuff. Edit: JonathonSpectre posted:mom and kid would be out on the street before she could pronounce the T-sound at the end of "You can't-" with a polite but firm request to leave me alone and not expect any cards. Yeah I would have jumped straight to this. Chairman Mao fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jul 23, 2019 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:
Lol
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JonathonSpectre posted:If it were me, if somehow I was stupid enough to allow any of this, my response would have been to make the kid sell the laptop and give me the money for it. If he's got any other valuable things, we're selling those too. this was my thought too but destroying the kid's stuff is where it goes way too far adults 100% have a responsibility to be the one's keeping their cool around kids to set an example there's two kids here, one the 8yo and the other is the OP
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Jul 23, 2019 21:46
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StrangersInTheNight posted:You could easily confiscate the 8yo's computer while you decide further punishment and that doesn't 1) require the destruction of another piece of property, and 2) doesn't show kids that having a tantrum in response is the way to go He's prepared to replace everything else, but there were apparently literally irreplaceable components in the computer, so he can't just do it again. Also, the computer was behind a locked door, and the nephew searched the house until he found the spare key for that door. The key was taped to the roof of a drawer.
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Jul 23, 2019 21:49
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Beachcomber posted:
Which takes it a step beyond IMO.
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Jul 23, 2019 21:50
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MarcusSA posted:Which takes it a step beyond IMO. Also, nephews mom is a cop.
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Jul 23, 2019 21:51
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Beachcomber posted:He's prepared to replace everything else, but there were apparently literally irreplaceable components in the computer, so he can't just do it again. Yeah, that level of commitment to destroying the computer is where it becomes okay to punch a child.
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Yes, the child literally destroyed it because it was forbidden. I'm not arguing the kid's a jerk, I'm just saying, it clearly runs in the family and obviously isn't going to get any better if this is how they deal with poo poo also lol at handwringing over the 'irreplacable' components for a gaming rig
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Yes, the child literally destroyed it because it was forbidden. settle down Beavis
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StrangersInTheNight posted:It honestly sounds like he wasn't prepared for the reality of living around a child who is not being raised or disciplined in any effective way by the kid’s actual parent. It’s not because there’s a child in the house; it’s because the kid is acting out. There are plenty of children who don’t break as much poo poo in their entire childhood as this kid has managed in two months. No way he was expecting this level of disaster. If I let family with a young kid move in, I’d expect some chaos...but like “dropped a plate and it broke”, “knocked over a glass and spilled juice on the carpet”, “running around the house loudly at 5:30 am on Saturday” kinds of chaos. Not “how did you break five valuable items in five separate incidents??!”
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MagusofStars posted:FTFY. The punishments thus far have been things like "No Fortnite for two hours."
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Jul 23, 2019 22:09
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Being prepared to be around a child means being prepared to be the Adult regardless of how good their parenting has been Dude sounds as emotionally old as the 8yo and you're not gonna convince me what he did was ok just bc this kid seems to have some issues and this guy was clearly out of his depth with that There's a buried lede a mile long in why the kid ended up at his house that would also suggest this isn't some brand new surprise One person has the onus of acting responsible here
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Jul 23, 2019 22:10
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Don't punch children. The dude has the right to be mad at the parents who are to blame.
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Jul 23, 2019 22:15
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Palpek posted:Don't punch children. The dude has the right to be mad at the parents who are to blame. He also surrendered the moral high ground, which is just bad strategy.
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Where the hell is the kid's mom in all this? Like, how was the 8-year-old left to his own devices long enough to find the key to the room and intentionally ruin the computer? I'd just kick them out honestly. The sister clearly doesn't give enough of a poo poo to parent her own child, so it ain't going to get better.
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Jul 23, 2019 22:20
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Palpek posted:Don't punch children. The dude has the right to be mad at the parents who are to blame. ...punch the mom?
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How about not punching anyone? Also what the dude did was wrong but he’s not a parent and was probably incredibly frustrated and pissed off so I can see how it lead to that choice.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Being prepared to be around a child means being prepared to be the Adult regardless of how good their parenting has been Two, you're forgetting the mom in all this. She's a part of this situation and its resolution whether she'd like to be or not.
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Jul 23, 2019 22:27
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Just punch everyone, like Fight Man.
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Telemaze posted:Where the hell is the kid's mom in all this? Like, how was the 8-year-old left to his own devices long enough to find the key to the room and intentionally ruin the computer? She works all day as a cop and only sees the kid for 4 hours a day. The break in happened during the first time in weeks that OP left the dwelling.
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Fight Man either needs: 1. A win 2. Character development 3. A Grand finale.
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if you took a poo poo in a mineral oil filled computer would it sink or float or get caught in stasis, acting for a friend
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Beachcomber posted:She works all day as a cop and only sees the kid for 4 hours a day. The break in happened during the first time in weeks that OP left the dwelling. Ah, so if he kicks her out then sometime next week the police mistake his house for a suspect's in a no-knock raid. Clever.
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