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Lol that their parents refused to take their daughter and grandson in, then gave the guy poo poo for not being able to handle Dennis the Menace ruining his life. Although he said destroying the laptop was the first retaliation, I find it hard to believe he didn't flip out after each incident. It sounds like the first couple might have been accidents, but then it's spiralled into escalating tit-for-tat retaliation.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Dude sounds like a reeeeeeeeeeal peach. my autism radar is pinging reading that and I'm not even in front of a mirror
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Jul 23, 2019 22:31
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for giving my little brother edibles? When I read the title, I thought she gave her brother some edible panties. Whoa.
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MarcusSA posted:Also what the dude did was wrong but he’s not a parent and was probably incredibly frustrated and pissed off so I can see how it lead to that choice. Doesn’t mean he’s right in ruining the kid’s computer, but I can’t blame the guy too much for flipping his poo poo about this after two straight months of this. His biggest mistake was letting it go this long rather than kicking them out. MagusofStars fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Jul 23, 2019 |
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Jul 23, 2019 22:39
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christmas boots posted:Fight Man either needs: if we can help get a job as a wrestling heel, we could see all three at once
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Jul 23, 2019 22:50
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there's no way fight man's 'grand finale' won't involve suicide by cop
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Maybe he meets a man who’s never lost a fight and the two of them spark a meaningful friendship and learn a little bit about themselves along the way. And then one of them dies or something.
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Jul 23, 2019 23:02
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he's gonna try to grab a cop's gun
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Jul 23, 2019 23:03
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sexpig by night posted:if you took a poo poo in a mineral oil filled computer would it sink or float or get caught in stasis, acting for a friend Can you give a mineral oil computer an upper decker? Can we develop this technique somehow?
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Cognac McCarthy posted:Can you give a mineral oil computer an upper decker? Can we develop this technique somehow? I have an anus, and am willing to make the sacrifice for science
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I Have No Anus, And I Must poo poo
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sexpig by night posted:he's gonna try to grab a cop's gun At least it'll end the endless STDH.
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sexpig by night posted:there's no way fight man's 'grand finale' won't involve suicide by cop I think he's going to get disembowled by a literal baby.
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I have accidentally become a fetish starquote:Hi guys, bit of an weird one here. So that's what Pat Sharp is up to nowadays.
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Palpek posted:She's just smart enough not to want proof of cheating on her Whatsapp, he blew it. Isnt the whole point of WhatsApp that it encrypts messages and gives you the option to have then disappear after 24 hours?
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alphabettitouretti posted:I have accidentally become a fetish star OP THIS IS IMPORTANT REMEMBER TO CONTINUE DRAWING AIR INTO YOUR LUN-- drat, too late
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Isnt the whole point of WhatsApp that it encrypts messages and gives you the option to have then disappear after 24 hours? reminder that literally none of these supposedly encrypted/secure messaging apps are either properly encrypted or genuinely secure if you put something on the internet, treat it as if it's public knowledge and will be forever
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alphabettitouretti posted:So that's what Pat Sharp is up to nowadays. Years ago a guy I knew claimed he saw Sharp on a bus, yelled "Fun House!" at him, and was promptly told to gently caress off. I want to believe.
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Dude with the oil rig should have called the cops on the 8 yo (now the station knows mom is a terrible parent), pressed charges and then sued the mother in small claims court for good measure. Destroying the laptop was undoubtedly far more satisfying, though. Shoulda just dropped the kid at a homeless shelter and told cop mom where to find him m when she got home. You know, as a subtle hint.
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AITA for not wanting my ex’s kid to “sleep over” at my house for a week? My ex and I have a 7-year-old son together, Alex. We get along pretty well and are good co parents. She’s married now and has a 4-year-old son James with her current husband. They live an hour away and our current custody agreement is during the school year, every other weekend Alex is with me, we split different holidays and during the summer we alternate every 2 weeks. I always follow the agreement and always pay my child support. My ex has occasionally made comments about James missing his big brother a lot whenever our son is with me but I just shrugged because, what am I supposed to do about that? But this summer, since it’s longer periods of times apart she has been making them more and more saying that her son is extremely lonely without his brother for 2 whole weeks. Alex has also mentioned being lonely or bored when he’s with me (I guess since he doesn’t have many friends in my town) so I try and find fun things for him to do and even invite neighbors over. Yesterday my ex asked me if her son could spend a week or so with me when Alex is staying with me and she would be willing to pay if we go out to eat or go the movies or anything during that time and to send her the receipts. This just seemed like a ridiculous thing to ask. It’s my job to take care of my kid not to babysit hers. It seemed like she just wanted an empty house and aloe time. I told her as much but she kept insisting that Alex and James are really close and she doesn’t see the difference between what she’s asking and having a friend or cousin sleep over for a week. I told her she was crazy and firmly said no and she called me an rear end in a top hat. My mom (who helps take care of Alex when I'm at work) thinks I'm an rear end in a top hat but honestly my mom is still mad at me for ending it with my ex in the first place and think she's perfect so I don't trust her opinion on this. AITA here? I’m not crazy to not want to babysit my ex's kid right?
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StrangersInTheNight posted:*smash-cut back to the party, we see OP raising his eyebrows at sexy wife as she does a BJ motion across the room. Directly behind him stands sexy wife's husband, also raising his eyebrows* Kid: A Tesla is not just a great car, it’s the physical embodiment of the genius of our lord and savior Elon Musk. Wife: *rolls eyes and makes blowjob motion against cheek* Kid: Whoa, I knew she was into me.
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alphabettitouretti posted:I have accidentally become a fetish star loving holy lol
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AITA for suggesting it's a bit weird for my husband to hang out with the young crowd at work? My husband (32) is young in spirit. So he usually hangs around the 20-24 year olds at work, goes to all the pub crawls till 5am and only really talks of them when I hear about work, despite the majority of people in his team being in his thirties. It's odd because these kids are as fit as ever when they sit at work three hours later, but my husband suffers BADLY for days from these drunk all-nighters. I have noticed that despite both of us growing older, the friends and colleagues he hangs out with always sort of stay the same age. His only friend who isn't that age is soon becoming a dad for the first time and my husband barely initializes going out with him anymore. So when I heard about another pub night coming up, I asked how old everyone was. He raised his eyebrows at me and said "I don't know". I asked who's coming, hd mentioned a few if the young colleagues and some new ones. Fresh from college. I said "Oh wow, you must be the oldest one there. Don't you feel like a grandpa?" to which by usually cocky husband reacts like I slapped him across the face. He mumbled something about me not understanding the office dynamics and then avoided me until we went to bed. I look at it as a bit of an early midlife crisis and am worried for him. I don't want him to be stuck in his personal development or worse, suddenly realize he doesn't really fit in anymore and be unhappy. Am I an the rear end in a top hat here?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for suggesting it's a bit weird for my husband to hang out with the young crowd at work? I said "Oh wow, you must be the oldest one there. Don't you feel like a grandpa?" yea
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Your husband sucks at upward mobility so bad hes never beaten 1-1
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EL BROMANCE posted:It's hilarious that people think the sources for tons of these posts are sincere and not just lazy trolls. fightman is the obviously fakest poo poo in the history of the thread and the obsession with the gimmick is weird
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LadyPictureShow posted:Dude sounds like a reeeeeeeeeeal peach. I hate this man so much
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for suggesting it's a bit weird for my husband to hang out with the young crowd at work? The good news is, he's not in it for the people.
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Pinecone Sample posted:I hate this man so much if you go to the now locked thread, he edited something like "the consensus is that I'm an rear end in a top hat, so I guess I'll stop making these jokes for a while until she's ready for them again"
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Smirking_Serpent posted:if you go to the now locked thread, he edited something like "the consensus is that I'm an rear end in a top hat, so I guess I'll stop making these jokes for a while until she's ready for them again" he's gonna tease his kid and turn them into a goon
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AITA for enforcing my boss's "decency rules" while at a conference in Vegas (even though he seems to have thrown them out the window)? Using a throwaway since this is work related. Basically we are in Vegas this week for a conference. Our company owner has basically blown the budget and put us all up at in individual rooms at one of the nicer, newer and "hipper" casino resorts. It's been an awesome time. I've worked for the company for 6 years (I'm 28 and female, this might be relevant later) and this is the first time I've ever seen him do something this extravagant. Ordinarily he's a nice married, very quiet guy who makes sure we are all out the door at 5:30 and doesn't bother us in our off time. We had an office "huddle" before we left and he sort of went over his "expectations of behavior and decency" and how we were to represent the company while in Vegas. He was clear that our off time was our off time but while on the clock we were to be dressed in appropriate clothes, away from the gambling and day clubs and meeting with clients. Totally fair enough as far as I was concerned. Yesterday I was taking break in my room between client meetings. Our company has two college grad hires who I really like. They are also stunningly gorgeous girls and they are each staying in a room to the side of me. I came out to the hall and they were out there at 2pm wearing literal dental floss bikinis. I asked where they were going and they said the pool club. I asked them if the realized there was client meetings this afternoon. They said that a client was paying for them to be at the club. I was like wow...so I told them they had to change as I didn't really care if this was at the club, it was totally inappropriate to meet a client wearing a thong bikini. I genuinely like both girls and think they are smart and capable salespeople but both gave me this look like I was an awful stick in the mud and like I was the mean house mom but they relented and changed into casual business attire. I ran into my boss later that afternoon at another meeting and he asked me point blank "why'd you make an rear end of yourself to Katy* and Kate*?" He's never spoken to me like that in 8 years so it really took me by surprise. I asked him if this was about the bikinis. He said "you don't think a potential 3 million dollar client knows what he's paying for when he asks our two youngest sales girls to show up in bikinis?" I reminded him of what he said before we left about keeping decent during the day and he said that after 8 years I should know enough to be flexible and give a high dollar client what he's asking for in order to close a sale. It was the first time in 8 years he's ever spoken to me like that. In full disclosure, I don't think they minded and they were just excited about getting into a club to dance and party while "working" (I probably wouldn't have minded either when I was 22). But the whole thing just feels gross to me. But he is the boss so was I the rear end in a top hat for enforcing the rules he laid down even though he seems to have changed his mind?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for suggesting it's a bit weird for my husband to hang out with the young crowd at work?
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My boyfriend [27M] asked his ex-girlfriend [23F] to be his date for a wedding instead of me [28F].quote:I have been dating my boyfriend for almost a year. Last year, he got out of a 4-year long relationship with his former girlfriend. I was acquaintances with him before we started dating, so I knew them and he was deeply in love with her. In fact, they were engaged for a few weeks before she decided that she wasn’t ready and wanted to experience more of life. He was devastated. But he recovered, and several months later, started dating me. When your partner of a year doesn't even try to hide that you're the temp until their ex comes back.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for enforcing my boss's "decency rules" while at a conference in Vegas (even though he seems to have thrown them out the window)? Lady you have a decision to make. Quit now and keep your ethics and moral core, or realise capitalism (and by extension, your boss) will literally pimp you out the moment it would make a marginal increase in the company's profits. Also Jesus gently caress she's dumb for not getting what was going on there.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting my ex’s kid to “sleep over” at my house for a week?
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Yawgmoth posted:I hope this guy gets hit by a bus so this kid doesn't have to grow up being treated like a burden for a huge chunk of his formative years. Lol that’s a pretty hot take away from not wanting to take care of someone else’s kid for a week. I don’t think he’s wrong either and frankly it’s kinda awkward that it would even come up as a thing.
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Pinecone Sample posted:The good news is, he's not in it for the people. Yeah, her husband is an alcoholic/binge drinker.
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MarcusSA posted:Lol that’s a pretty hot take away from not wanting to take care of someone else’s kid for a week. He clearly doesnt give a poo poo about his own kid. He is treating the custody he does have as a chore, the kid would probably be better off if he just fucks off and keeps sending child support checks. quote:Alex has also mentioned being lonely or bored when he’s with me (I guess since he doesn’t have many friends in my town) AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jul 24, 2019 |
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AITA for getting mad at my younger sister wearing a bra while my friends are around? So my parents are away on a business related trip for a week, so me (21) and my 16 year old sister are home alone in that period. I invited 4 friends over for beers and playstation today. My sister was chilling her room. Now, it's not hot at all today. One of my friends is shirtless, but when he drinks he sweats like a mfer anyways. That's besides the point, but i'm laying out the scenario. Anyways, my sister comes out in a very revealing calvin klein bra and booty shorts. She asks for a beer as a joke (she's 16) and i told her 'No' sternly and she said 'jeez alright', grabbed a water and went back to her room. Now my friends are guys. They checked her out. Not denying it at all. Couple of them mouthed 'oof' once she left. When my friends left, i went into her room and told her she can't be doing that poo poo when i have friends over. She replied, word for word - "You're just scared im gonna get with one your friends" i left and we haven't spoken in a couple hours. I'm so shocked. AMTA?
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