#QAnon: Slacktivism For Fascists

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Corsair Pool Boy: Dec 17, 2004; College Slice

zoux posted:

*extends pointer*

It's all quite straightfoward really

The guy in the next stall over must be wondering what kind of BM causes one to suddenly break out in laughter.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 17:23

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Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

Send him the AI Generated Conspiracy Iceberg.

Don't tell him what it is, just say "start researching".

Mantis42 fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Jul 26, 2019

# ? Jul 26, 2019 17:52

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

Why are Zaphod and the Sentionaut in there?

# ? Jul 26, 2019 18:25

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Why are Zaphod and the Sentionaut in there?

Start researching.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 18:41

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin: Jul 19, 2000; Oven Wrangler

Mantis42 posted:

WE DIDN'T START THE FIIIIRE

# ? Jul 26, 2019 18:41

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Why are Zaphod and the Sentionaut in there?

Ask yourself:

Tub of butter?

Yesterday

Mike Tyson

Patriots KNOW

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:06

WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

no, for real, what the gently caress is that :psyduck:

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:06

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

no, for real, what the gently caress is that

n-0 , 4 reel, wtf is that?

On 04, DJT will Reel in something we won't understand, the A51 project, sEcrEt, remember the plan. 7

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:09

WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:09

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1154767994486005760?s=21

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:19

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

no, for real, what the gently caress is that

It's mental illness, back in Twitter form.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:27

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

But bees can fly and buckets are real and saucers do suck

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:34

Eox: Jun 20, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

# ? Jul 26, 2019 21:00

Big Hubris: Mar 8, 2011

Psychogeography is a lovely science. I guess I have to do the research now.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 21:12

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ive said too much. hits post

# ? Jul 26, 2019 21:26

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1154851437169586181

# ? Jul 26, 2019 21:33

Feinne: Oct 9, 2007; When you fall, get right back up again.

Eox posted:

Okay I'm definitely Polar Ice Parasites.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 22:13

Hobnob: Feb 23, 2006; Ursa Adorandum

In a horrible world containing "Mad-Hole, Country of the Screamers" and the "Kanga Rat Murder Society", the best place to visit would probably be the Orangutan Surfing Civilization, which sounds like a pretty chill place.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 22:20

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I would currently live in the Gorilla Communes, which, cool.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 22:22

Eox: Jun 20, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

We've got at least a couple thousand years of storytelling and worldbuilding under our belt as a species, and it's wild that we can never come up with anything better than Mad-Hole, Country of the Screamers

# ? Jul 26, 2019 22:23

TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Why are Zaphod and the Sentionaut in there?

42
10 letters in Sentionaut

42*10 = 420

TRUMP WILL LEGALIZE WEED ON APRIL 2

# ? Jul 26, 2019 22:31

Orbs: Apr 1, 2009; ~Liberation~

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

But bees can fly and buckets are real and saucers do suck

Does... does this mean the sun is really a ghost? :ohdear:

# ? Jul 26, 2019 23:24

A Real Hologram: Jun 22, 2018; Moo!

Wow, it�s a good thing that these conspiracy theories about child trafficking at the highest levels of power in our world were complete conspiracies!

//

I predict this thread will get quieter and quieter and quieter and quieter.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:47

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

Quieter because we�ll be humbled by the coming mass execution of traitors and cannibal pedophiles, or because we�ll get bored?

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:55

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

We'll be executed for Crimes against Qmanity, thanks to Trump admin bringing back federal executions.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:58

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

A Real Hologram posted:

Wow, it�s a good thing that these conspiracy theories about child trafficking at the highest levels of power in our world were complete conspiracies!

//

I predict this thread will get quieter and quieter and quieter and quieter.

"Apollo 1 burned up on the launch pad, therefore humans never landed on the moon."

Enjoy your cult, kiddo.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 04:01

Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

A Real Hologram posted:

Wow, it�s a good thing that these conspiracy theories about child trafficking at the highest levels of power in our world were complete conspiracies!

//

I predict this thread will get quieter and quieter and quieter and quieter.

You an actual Q guy? Like really?

# ? Jul 27, 2019 04:05

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

A Real Hologram posted:

Wow, it�s a good thing that these conspiracy theories about child trafficking at the highest levels of power in our world were complete conspiracies!

//

I predict this thread will get quieter and quieter and quieter and quieter.

That's an incredibly dumb bet, like all Qultist you assume that your mental state is reflected in those around you.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 04:10

A Real Hologram: Jun 22, 2018; Moo!

stats on current belief in Qanon... surprised?

# ? Jul 27, 2019 04:42

ChaseSP: Mar 25, 2013

Yeah and the same amount voted for Trump.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 05:25

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

A Real Hologram posted:

Wow, it�s a good thing that these conspiracy theories about child trafficking at the highest levels of power in our world were complete conspiracies!

//

I predict this thread will get quieter and quieter and quieter and quieter.

Because ailing boomers will quit posting about this dumb poo poo?

# ? Jul 27, 2019 05:36

Eox: Jun 20, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

A Real Hologram posted:

stats on current belief in Qanon... surprised?

This is not making the point you think it is.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 05:37

Prester Jane: Nov 4, 2008; by Hand Knit

Eox posted:

This is not making the point you think it is.

It does arguably strength in my case though- its pretty impressive for a random 4chan prank to have taken in fully 30% of Americans.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 05:40

Hobnob: Feb 23, 2006; Ursa Adorandum

A Real Hologram posted:

stats on current belief in Qanon... surprised?

Berke Breathed said it in 1985, dude.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 05:41

TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Release Free Energy!

:iiapa:

# ? Jul 27, 2019 05:47

im on the net me boys: Feb 19, 2017; Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

A Real Hologram posted:

stats on current belief in Qanon... surprised?

I've never heard of this polling company before

# ? Jul 27, 2019 06:09

im on the net me boys: Feb 19, 2017; Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

im on the net me boys posted:

I've never heard of this polling company before

Methodology seems a little sus too. The sample size is kind of small at 1.5k and it's only people who are registered to respond to these surveys. I have some doubts about how reliable their results are, but I'm not saying it's impossible that this many people agree with Q. It just seems hard to believe.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 06:14

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

im on the net me boys posted:

I've never heard of this polling company before

CiviQs is a division of Kos Media. They announced it in ~~may~~ april:
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/3/12/1748087/-Announcing-Civiqs-the-coolest-thing-I-ve-helped-build-since-Daily-Kos

the Daily Kos posted:

Back in late 2012, Dr. Drew Linzer�one of the top political statisticians in the country�and I chatted about the state of polling. We were coming off a year where Drew and I were two of the three top electoral prognosticators. While polling had held up that cycle, we knew that it wouldn�t be long before traditional polling would cease being reliable. So we sat over omelettes and fantasized about what a next-generation polling operation might look like.

We hated the idea of snapshot polls, the traditional scattered 600-respondent moment in time. Sure, that might produce good numbers at that instant, but there was little way to see what moved opinions, and who specifically (demographically) was changing. And these surveys always missed any movement between polls. We wanted something that tracked results EVERY SINGLE DAY. Crazy, huh? It was like science fiction, except for politics.

And then we wanted something that would ditch the telephone, because no one uses those things to talk to strangers anymore. (Or, really, to talk.) So the internet it was. And we wanted a way to visualize the data in a better way than the crappy results table. And we wanted daily results down to the state level.

And guess what? WE DID IT. We built a polling and data operation that completely re-imagines what polling is. And believe it or not, that�s not exaggeration or hyperbole.
[...]
Behold, Civiqs�a division of Kos Media, separate from Daily Kos, with its own team but under the same corporate umbrella. And what does Civiqs offer? Exactly what we hoped for: the ability to scientifically track data EVERY SINGLE DAY on dozens of issues, candidates, and campaigns, so we can see how events affect public opinion in real time.

Starting today, we are publicly releasing DAILY tracking data on Donald Trump�s job approvals, Mitch McConnell�s and Paul Ryan�s favorability rating, the 2018 generic congressional ballot, gun control, and the favorability ratings for both the Democratic and Republican parties. The data that we release at civiqs.com/results will be updated with new results EVERY DAY.

Basically it's polling ON THE INTERNET. So yeah.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Jul 27, 2019

# ? Jul 27, 2019 06:19

im on the net me boys: Feb 19, 2017; Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

I sure do trust the folks at Kos Media to do that, or anything at all

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SaturdayKnight: Mar 31, 2011

CiviQs... it�s all connected baby :clint:

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