PYF Funny Pictures: on the paradox of meat

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Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

I always saw it as a boast of ability: "I'm so badass that I am able to eat glass without it hurting me," not "I know the right way to eat glass carefully so it doesn't hurt me." The latter comes across as more of a copout, a smartass exploiting a loophole.

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# ? May 16, 2024 18:14

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Kheldarn posted:

Alternately, take all the AOL CDs you keep getting in the mail each month, cut serrations in the edges & use them as throwing stars to smite your enemies

# ? Jul 26, 2019 15:27

Winkle-Daddy: Mar 10, 2007

# ? Jul 26, 2019 15:28

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Dissociative Donut posted:

We get it. You're an infini-fat

Bigger than before

# ? Jul 26, 2019 15:29

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Trastion posted:

I, for one, am extremely glad people do not have eye-pubes

# ? Jul 26, 2019 15:41

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Who What Now posted:

I, for one, am extremely glad people do not have eye-pubes

It needs "naturally" curly eyebrows too. Curtains and drapes.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 15:48

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Who What Now posted:

I, for one, am extremely glad people do not have eye-pubes

do you know a better way to capture the appealing natural musk of the human eyeball

# ? Jul 26, 2019 15:53

NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

you guys just need to adapt to modern French

# ? Jul 26, 2019 18:13

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Qu'est-ce que c'est

# ? Jul 26, 2019 18:36

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Merde

# ? Jul 26, 2019 18:42

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Merde

Ceci n'est pas une poop

# ? Jul 26, 2019 18:44

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Hirayuki posted:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/25/us/toddler-injured-conveyor-belt-trnd/index.html

Small price to pay to live out the dream.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 19:13

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION

# ? Jul 26, 2019 19:32

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Will they seize the means of production?

# ? Jul 26, 2019 19:55

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Ill take the 23 foot sub

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:08

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I'm clicking on + JOIN and nothing is happening

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:19

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Organised labour is my fetish. Yeah you hold those stop-work meetings. That's right baby let me see those collective demands. gently caress me with your strike action. I want to enter mediated negotiations with you.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:19

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION

The first union to protest for harsher working conditions.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:20

zcrow: May 6, 2014; Ah.. yeah... um... tup tup tup tup tup.. this is something we'll add down the line

Gripweed posted:

i thought the term was de-ionized.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:25

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

By popular demand posted:

Will they seize the means of reproduction?

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:36

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

NtotheTC posted:

you guys just need to adapt to modern French

cursed thread is over thataway

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:38

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Gripweed posted:

Here's the link if you want to see the full post.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:56

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Bertrand Hustle posted:

hambourgeois

Oh no, I said steamed proles!

# ? Jul 26, 2019 21:33

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

DiggityDoink posted:

Sandwiches are the most real thing in the universe. Anything that is combined with another thing is a sandwich. It's like the protofood.

Sorry! It's not a sandwich unless it was made by the Earl of Sandwich, or in the Sandwich Islands.

Otherwise it's just a filled pastry.

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kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

I had a sandwich at the Earl of Sandwich in Vegas. A+ would order again

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Gripweed posted:

The first union to protest for harsher working conditions.

Ha! Well done!

# ? Jul 27, 2019 01:29

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Gripweed posted:

The first union to protest for harsher working conditions.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 01:32

golden bubble: Jun 3, 2011; yospos

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:24

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION

dreadful

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:26

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

Congratulations, that's the worst thing that's been posted in all 1,543 pages of this thread.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:40

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Thanks, I hate it.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:41

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Yeah it�s just not good.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:48

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION

Should we start a new thread?

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:53

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

That was menacingly unfunny.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:57

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

I'm glad I gave up attempting to parse it in the first panel.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:59

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

# ? Jul 27, 2019 03:01

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

By popular demand posted:

Will they seize the means of production?

Doing so is probably related to their unionization.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 03:09

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

If they're related then its a disinheritance.

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aardwolf: Apr 27, 2013

Imagined posted:

Isn't this the same in English? Everyone had a smartass teacher who would respond to "Can I go to the bathroom?" With "I dunno, can you?" Forcing you to restate it as "may I".

The correct response is to walk out the door and say "I'll let you know how it turns out."

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