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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

colachute posted:

the fact that you're taking it seriously just gives it credibility. if a chud says he has dementia anything you should tell them they are stupid and then ignore them, not explain why he doesn't have dementia.

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1154856542325432322

OBAMA!!!!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Maybe you've just got menopause you stupid fat piece of poo poo.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Someone should sneak that famous "the buck stops here" sign onto trump's desk

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
After decades of effort they've finally perfected it. Republican propaganda has finally been distilled to its finest essence; deny, deny, deny, blame your enemies for what you did. That's it, that's the entire strategy. Anything they say, you didn't do, they did.

"I'm rubber, you're glue" is now the official position of politics in America.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/Sav_Rosie/status/1154624760682147840?s=19

Senior Staff NCOs...good?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

jesus that sgt major is a beast

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The promotions and awards are coming later, I assume? :confused:

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Icon Of Sin posted:

The promotions and awards are coming later, I assume? :confused:

:downs: They called it Awards Quarters but no one got awards, what's up with that Chief
:chiefsay: God damnit, go sweep something

Edit: If you like the Revolutions podcast, Mike is doing a reading series for a terrible WSJ article. It's like the Chapo reading series o ly you read instead of listen, wild I know

https://twitter.com/mikeduncan/status/1154871282237956097?s=19

Nick Soapdish fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jul 26, 2019

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



Hahahahaha

:perfect:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005




universal affordable access to impeachment

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jul 26, 2019

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Space Force would never have allowed this to happen

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

sharknado slashfic posted:

Space Force would never have allowed this to happen

space force didnt let this happen

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Space Force would have let this happen

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Was it those drat bugs? Can you tell me more? :ohdear:

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

I would like to know more

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Casimir Radon posted:

Maybe you've just got menopause you stupid fat piece of poo poo.

Andropause and he almost certainly hit it in his 40s what with his poo poo diet and never exercising. The fat, gelatinous anal cyst of a person.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Andropause and he almost certainly hit it in his 40s what with his poo poo diet and never exercising. The fat, gelatinous anal cyst of a person.

I have a ganglion cyst in my wrist right now and I would name it Trump but that would be an insult to the cyst so please update this post accordingly.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i was a medic i can handle that cyst

who's got a phonebook

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Andropause and he almost certainly hit it in his 40s what with his poo poo diet and never exercising. The fat, gelatinous anal cyst of a person.

Isn't he also on some kind of dick-breaking hormone stuff for his hair so he can grow the remaining ten strands to three feet and wrap them over his huge bald spot?

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

God drat bugs whacked us, Johnny.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i was a medic i can handle that cyst

who's got a phonebook

Uh, I question you’re medic-ing ability. As a former grunt I know all solutions involve drinking water and a fresh pot of socks. A little Motrin if things turn serious.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
https://mobile.twitter.com/AOC/status/1154852681523093505

get your money

Problematic Soup
Feb 18, 2007

kill me now posted:

SO CLOSE!!!

:smith:

No one else said it, but I greatly appreciate the post/username combo. :golfclap:

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


Oxygenpoisoning posted:

Uh, I question you’re medic-ing ability. As a former grunt I know all solutions involve drinking water and a fresh pot of socks. A little Motrin if things turn serious.

Sometimes athletic tape.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Agreed. Fortunately I've still got my OPM breach monitoring, so I submitted my $125 claim this morning.

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
i dunno guys it sounds like a handout to me

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
There’s going to be a not-insubstantial amount of chuds who won’t redeem this just because AOC tweeted about it

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Godholio posted:

Agreed. Fortunately I've still got my OPM breach monitoring, so I submitted my $125 claim this morning.

I don’t have OPM breach monitoring and I submitted my $125 claim just now.

gently caress ‘em.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Deathy McDeath posted:

There’s going to be a not-insubstantial amount of chuds who won’t redeem this just because AOC tweeted about it

gently caress em, just filed my $125 claim.

My credit is perfect and I had protection on it, so thanks for picking up my bar tab, Equifax!

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Filed my claim. Jokes on them, I just opened a line at a check cashing place for internet money and this seems like the perfect check to start my financial quarantine zone.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup




So ESET NOD32 flagged this as a phishing attempt. Should I be worried? :ohdear:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gonna put my equfax money towards a switch mini for my daughter

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!

Balliver Shagnasty posted:

So ESET NOD32 flagged this as a phishing attempt. Should I be worried? :ohdear:

https://www.ftc.gov/enforcement/cases-proceedings/refunds/equifax-data-breach-settlement

It would be a pretty elaborate ruse if it was

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Balliver Shagnasty posted:

So ESET NOD32 flagged this as a phishing attempt. Should I be worried? :ohdear:

Well it would be if it wasn’t real which it is.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bird food bathtub posted:

After decades of effort they've finally perfected it. Republican propaganda has finally been distilled to its finest essence; deny, deny, deny, blame your enemies for what you did. That's it, that's the entire strategy. Anything they say, you didn't do, they did.

"I'm rubber, you're glue" is now the official position of politics in America.

What can you say other than my god it works

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

The SCOTUS ruled in favor of allowing Trump to use $2.5b Pentagon funding to build the wall.

Didn't democrats fold on something in exchange for not funding the wall?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I wasn't affected :(

That loving sucks!

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

colachute posted:

The SCOTUS ruled in favor of allowing Trump to use $2.5b Pentagon funding to build the wall.

Didn't democrats fold on something in exchange for not funding the wall?

it's hilarious because they're pulling funding from my old portfolio to make it happen

i mean, not *just* there, but it's like a 60% haircut for us

suckers

Vasudus fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Jul 27, 2019

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

colachute posted:


Didn't democrats fold on something in exchange for not funding the wall?

No. Democrats refused to fund the wall, so Trump shut down the government for 3 weeks and then finally capitulated and reopened it, stating he was going to redirect defense money to build it. The democrats sued, claiming that reuse of the defense funds that had already been appropriated sidestepped Congress' Constitutional role in allocating money. Part of the funding shift was struck down in court, but the surplus military construction funds were found to be available to the president.

psydude fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Jul 27, 2019

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