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At least he has standards? quote:I'm supervisor at my job and I was doing orientation for this guy on his first day. After barely introducing himself he felt the need to tell me that it really gets him going when his white girlfriend puts on black face paint and pretends to be a sassy black lady but there's no way in hell he would actually gently caress a black lady. Then he felt the urge to break the awkward silence with a nude picture of his girlfriend on her knees covered in cum.
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Vim Fuego posted:At least he has standards? Don’t kinkshame me
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 07:17 |
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Long-term boyfriend doesn't like my recovery weightquote:Sorry if this is somewhat long and poorly written, tldr at the bottom! quote:Edit: thank you guys so much for all the comments. It seems that I am not crazy/overreacting, which is an incredibly calming thought. As for ending things, I completely see where everyone is coming from, so I decided to make one last effort at explaining how eating disorders work and how his comments affect me, and if that doesn't hit home, I will prioritize my health over my bf and break up. Health is more important! Also, I appreciate every single comment, your feedback has really cleared up so much for me. All the best to all of you! quote:Edit 2: honestly, I'm so overwhelmed with the messages I've received. It will take me some time to respond to all of them, but please know that the amount of support I've received is so heartwarming, and tells me that I'm not crazy, I'm allowed to prioritize my health. Each and everyone of you: thank you. So incredibly much. Even though I haven't replied directly, I'm so thankful for the support. Keep being awesome, people of this sub! Put the edits at the bottom, it was initially Edit 2 -> Edit -> Main post and that just bugs me! Edit: Spoilered text, bf is an arse Evil Willow fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Jul 30, 2019 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:My GF wants a look at her best friends BF's penis?? If the Mormon friend and her bf don't do anything sexual, how the hell is she going to get a dick pic? I guess it will just be an innocent, friendly dick pic. Also it's 2019, if she can get the picture she can google whether it's a normal length or GIS for comparisons. Asking your friend to look is just loving bizarre. e: holy jesus the dude above with the gf with the eating disorder is a piece of shiiiiiit
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 10:59 |
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Lucrece posted:Long-term boyfriend doesn't like my recovery weight bf is a pedo and doesnt want his gf to look like a woman but be as prepubesent as possible. hey i grew tits and an rear end -> ugh gtfo you fatty ugo.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:03 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:My GF wants a look at her best friends BF's penis?? I'm not even sure the guy is allowed to remove his mormon underwear for a dick pic. That sounds very much against the purpose of it
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:07 |
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I’ve seen obese people with bulimia and i dont understand how that works
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:09 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:I’ve seen obese people with bulimia and i dont understand how that works they probably just skip the purging part of bulimia
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:10 |
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I thought that was kond of a big deal
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:13 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:I’ve seen obese people with bulimia and i dont understand how that works Oh don’t worry someone is gonna come busting in here like the kool aid man and explain it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:16 |
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AITA for telling my girlfriend ghosts aren't real?quote:Me (21 M) and my girlfriend A (21 F) are in a long distance relationship (together for six months) so a decent portion of our relationship is FaceTime. Last week though, I was visiting her, and she showed me a house that she mentioned her family moved out of because it was haunted. FYI, I don't think things lime that are possible.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:29 |
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AITA for not letting my kids' aunt and uncle watch them solely because their house is terrifying?quote:My husband and I have 2 kids (4 and 2). We're going away for a 4 day weekend soon. We were settled on hopefully one of the sets of grandparents or my sister. My husband's brother and his wife happily offered. They're very nice people and try so very, very hard to be a good aunt and uncle, but absolutely not.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:33 |
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Ghosts are insanely real You probably have a ghost behind you right now Thirsting for your rear end
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:34 |
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Insane neighbor believes I am training a stray cat to poop in his yard and is threatening me with legal action (GA)quote:So I have a mentally unstable next-door neighbor who is in his late 50s and completely losing it. We had an incident about two years ago where and I owned two outdoor cats and he claimed that they were being trained to poop in his yard. Now this was obviously not the case and he could never provide proof that they were doing this but I did my duty as a good neighbor and after failing to bring the cats inside because they wouldn’t stay in I rehomed them. I no longer own any animals. I did what I was supposed to do and I thought that was the end of it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:43 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for not letting my kids' aunt and uncle watch them solely because their house is terrifying? This one is pretty good lol.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:48 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:Insane neighbor believes I am training a stray cat to poop in his yard and is threatening me with legal action (GA) File a complaint with the county against him and his cat first, quick before the bureaucracy decides it’s your cat.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 12:08 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:Insane neighbor believes I am training a stray cat to poop in his yard and is threatening me with legal action (GA) Any judge should render a Solomonic judgment wherein the cat poo poo gets cut in half and thrown in each person's yard.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 12:38 |
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fistfight a 50 year old man and once he breaks a hip he'll be in the lovely Person's Forget Me Home.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 12:41 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for passively tormenting an entitled child? Why the hell did either of their meals go on for 2 or 3 hours? No 7 year old has the attention span for a 2 hour seafood dinner. I'm 37, and barely do. Especially with a misbehaving 7 year old nearby. Everyone sucks in this story. Grandma and Grandpa for dragging the kid to a seafood restaurant for hours. The guy for antagonizing the kid. And me for reading it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 12:44 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:Insane neighbor believes I am training a stray cat to poop in his yard and is threatening me with legal action (GA) Continue to deny it is your cat but do buy it a tiny reflective jacket with " OFFICIAL YARD POOPER" printed on one side and "PROPERTY OF <neighbours address>" on the other.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 12:44 |
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Telemaze posted:If the Mormon friend and her bf don't do anything sexual, how the hell is she going to get a dick pic? I guess it will just be an innocent, friendly dick pic. We really need cumshitter to comment on this. I'd light the cumshitter signal, but the police cautioned me for a public display of pornography last time.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 13:06 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for not letting my kids' aunt and uncle watch them solely because their house is terrifying? A short spell in the Navidson House never hurt anyone.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 14:02 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for telling my girlfriend ghosts aren't real?
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 14:19 |
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MarcusSA posted:Oh don’t worry someone is gonna come busting in here like the kool aid man and explain it. Don’t be an rear end in a top hat about medical conditions please.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 14:19 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:Continue to deny it is your cat but do buy it a tiny reflective jacket with " OFFICIAL YARD POOPER" printed on one side and "PROPERTY OF <neighbours address>" on the other. https://youtu.be/FzoXQKumgCw
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 14:26 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:Ghosts are insanely real why wont it ask me if i am up for it. is it an incel ghost? snergle fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Jul 30, 2019 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:I’ve seen obese people with bulimia and i dont understand how that works Bulimia and anorexia are primarily compulsive/anxiety disorders manifesting through weight loss activities. It’s got more in common with OCD. And just like how people with real OCD don’t always actually keep their homes super-pristine (they’re just as likely to be living in weird Howard Hughes-style piles of filth) people with anorexia or bulimia don’t necessarily become the skeletons that pop culture has told us they become. This is also why the arguments by the “fat acceptance” movement about how no one should ever promote any form of diet or exercise because it’ll give little girls bulimia are bullshit. It’s like saying that ads for cleaning products will give people OCD.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 14:47 |
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Lmao AITA for “poo poo-shaming” my roommate? I live with 2 guys my age in a 3 BR 2 BA apartment. I was friends with one (P) before we moved out here and the other was a friend of P (T). Before agreeing to live together I talked with P and he said they were pretty clean. After 2 weeks I realize we have VERY different standards for cleanliness. I not a neat-freak but good lord they were gross. At first cleaned up after them, but once it became routine I spoke up and told them to clean up their own messes. They never did and I was left cleaning. On Thursday I come home and go to the bathroom, but the toilet was to the brim with murky brown water and big doodoo chunks. We have 2 bathrooms. P uses one and T and I use the other. I come out and theyre watching TV. I asked “Who hosed the toilet?” knowing full well it was T. Neither of them say anything. “T I know it was you, can you go clean it up? Its nasty and I need to go” T says “Are you serious?” I respond “What? Its your mess.” He goes “Are you really poo poo-shaming me? Everyone is loving ashamed of when they take a poo poo. Yeah ok I clogged the toilet. MY. BAD. That doesnt give you any right to go and talk about me making GBS threads to the whole world” Im lost and answer “Ok… but are you going to clean up the toilet or…?” T says “Dont know how” Even more lost I ask “Dont know how to clean or dont know how to use a plunger?” He yells “Dude not everyone is a loving mechanical engineer and knows how everything works” I answered “You dont need to be a M.E. to push your poo poo down a tube” At this point P joins in and says “If you care so much why dont you just clean it up?” I answer “There’s no way Im cleaning up someone elses turds, this is on T” Come Saturday the toilet is still clogged. Im refusing to cave because Ive been caving and cleaning their messes ever since we moved in. No chance I let them win this round. I decide to teach T a lesson and show him that his messes arent going to just “go away” by literally shaming him with his own poo poo. While they were out Saturday night I rigged the bathroom. I aimed an IR sensor at the door and mounted a servo to the back of the toilet with a cable snaking into the well and tied to the water feed plunger so that when T opened the bathroom door the servo would pull on the cable, open the plunger and allow water to feed into the bowl which, already completely full, would overflow onto the floor covering his feet in his own soggy, neglected poo poo. That night T brought a girl home from the bar. I didnt know this until I heard the scream. She was the first one to go into the bathroom and tripped the trap. T came running out and I could hear him completely panicking. The girl grabbed her stuff and took off. I came out and T was still freaking out and I said “Shoulda just cleaned it up” And then went back into my room. T cleaned up the mess and it reeks in the apartment but they didnt know I had anything to do with what happened. So Reddit AITA for “poo poo-shaming” my roommate?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for calling my boyfriend (30) out for having "Incel" thoughts? Well, he's not wrong about that.
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Power Khan posted:Lmao YTA if you don't keep doing this until they start being functional adults.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 15:05 |
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Power Khan posted:Lmao sstdh Had me until the elaborate IR sensor rig
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 15:07 |
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That is poo poo that didn't happen. Yeah he really totally rigged an ir laser and servo. Girl probably would run out screaming regardless as soon as she saw the toilet, but story teller needed to make themselves sound cooler.
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 15:12 |
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DrPossum posted:sstdh As masturbatory stdh goes the smug OP sitting there saying "probably should have just cleaned the toilet" is pretty good
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 15:15 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:My GF wants a look at her best friends BF's penis?? Boyfriend needs to step up. Invite his Girlfriend's Mormon friend and new boyfriend camping then challenge the guy to water-chugging contest. Then challenge him to a pissing contest. He can get that dick out if he puts his mind to it
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 15:19 |
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Whatever happened to the springloaded shitcatapult
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 15:22 |
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Made obsolete by the gunpowder shitcannon
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 15:23 |
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AITA For letting my ex gf brother get his rear end kicked Alright so this happened a few years back but I brought it up and was told what I did was pretty lovely. So I was dating this girl (24f) and she had a older brother (28) let's just call him Steve .I liked the guy he was into some of the stuff I was into we got a long pretty well. So I am a martial artist I train with a lot of UFC and Bellator fighters I don't fight myself but I train everyday with these guys and help them prep for fights. So Steve and I go watch some MMA fights and after we go to a bar and some of my teammates wanted to meet up with us so I was like alright cool I didn't think much of it cause they are all cool guys. I never had any problem with them or anything. So Steve and I show up and my teammates are already there, we are having a good time Steve gets a bit drunk no big deal. Well I see him chatting with people and he seems to be getting close with my buddy Austin. Austin is a extremely chill do. Hell of a pot head and is normally just trying to have deep conversation when he is high so. All of a sudden Steve yells gently caress you motherfucker I look over Steve is standing up and Austin is still sitting down trying to eat his nachos and poo poo I go over and ask what's going on and Steve says that "that motherfucker says I need to train to defend myself" (Steve carries mace) so Steve is calling out Austin and says let's go outside and I'll show you what's up.... I was like yo Steve if you fight him I'm not getting involved. Austin wasn't trying to have any of it and was just trying to eat. So Steve goes over board and slaps Austin food. So Austin gets up and just says alright man let's go so they go across the street and I go with them. Austin just wrestles Steve down but than Steve head butts Austin and that's when Austin was like alright that's it and gets on top of him and punches Steve a few times and stops and says "do you want me to keep going" he gets off of Steve thinking it was done and this motherfucker sucker punches Austin. I started going over and Austin just started throwing hella combos and cut his lip and swelled his eye this was no more than like 3 combos so about 9 to 12 hits that's when I jump in and tell Austin to go inside he goes in. I pick Steve up took him home and helped him up with his face the next morning his family asked what happened and he says that I let him get beat up and I was like yeah. He shouldn't be picking fights especially with trained fighters. Then they turned to Steve and said it was his fault but my exgf put it on me AITA for letting him fight my teammates?
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 15:24 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 15:28 |
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Power Khan posted:AITA For letting my ex gf brother get his rear end kicked Uhh, I can't figure out which point in this story I'm supposed to start masturbating
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three thoughts on the mormon penis inspection story 1) best friend is gay and hope the GF is driven to making out with her at the sight of a willy or something 2) low stakes Verbal Kint into a 3 way 3) people who need religion are broke brains and always need public approval for doing anything because they are so beat down by the fear of excommunication
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