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hello everyone im a democrat running for president in 2040 and im proud to announce my new proposal to level the playing field by deferring interest on all organ debt until the organ recipient is born
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Jul 30, 2019 19:04
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see all i went mentally was "secret of nimh except also bioshock"
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Jul 30, 2019 19:10
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Battle Queen 2020 is a documentary.
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Jul 30, 2019 19:17
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Jul 30, 2019 21:03
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Jul 30, 2019 21:47
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SardonicTyrant posted:HOGmentation I thought that was the term for a penis enlargement this is very confusing
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Jul 30, 2019 21:54
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https://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-license-plate-recognition-drive-through-restaurant-20190711-story.html Fast-food chains consider trying license plate recognition in drive-throughs Drive-throughs have been a staple of American life since the mid-20th century, but how they work — and how well they know you — is about to change. Fast-food chains are looking to deploy cameras that recognize license plates in order to identify customers, personalize digital menus and speed up sales. Starbucks began trying such a system in South Korea last year with customers who preregistered their cars. Restaurants in the United States are now looking to follow suit. As the cost of the software, and of high-quality internet-connected cameras, has come down, the uses of license plate recognition have grown. Wary homeowner associations use private systems to spot potential criminals, and construction sites use the technology to monitor incoming traffic. Privacy advocates say that this is excessive and that the widespread use of tracking technology is dangerous. Drive-throughs could use license plate recognition to help identify repeat customers, enabling a restaurant chain to link an individual car with a customer’s credit card and order history — meaning the customers could pay without pulling out their wallets or phones. Customers who belong to loyalty programs or use restaurants’ apps could add their license plates to their existing profiles; cameras positioned in drive-through lanes would then take photos of cars’ plates, and the analysis software would determine whether they belonged to known customers.
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Jul 30, 2019 22:37
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I felt threatened so I went into my app and stopped the suspect's heart. Yes, I think this was a proportionate response. No, I did not know the suspect was ten years old.
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Jul 30, 2019 22:43
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SardonicTyrant posted:HOGmentation Yeah. I was also referring to the Awkward Ugly and Gross thread here on the forums, because such a mutation would probably be one or more of those
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Jul 30, 2019 22:56
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mysterious frankie posted:If I could get verbal consent from the animal before eating it it sure would clear up some ethical dilemmas I live with. Maybe put a little flash drive with a clip of the animan assuring me that it wants it this way in the package with the meat. Yeah. Then it wouldn’t bother me anymore. a cool new fetish
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Jul 30, 2019 22:59
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Koishi Komeiji posted:So "body brokers" are a thing now. You offer free cremation services to poor people with the agreement that you take some "cells" for cancer research but in actuality this happens: i'm 100% positive arizona is the florida of the southwest and that "arizona man" will inevitably overtake the illustrious "florida man" once the majority of florida becomes submerged in ocean water by the end of the next decade
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Jul 30, 2019 23:10
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Freaking Crumbum posted:i'm 100% positive arizona is the florida of the southwest and that "arizona man" will inevitably overtake the illustrious "florida man" once the majority of florida becomes submerged in ocean water by the end of the next decade i;ve been trying to coin the phrase "West Florida" as Arizona for years now ever since i found out my friends boomer parents were trying to move there to
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Jul 30, 2019 23:34
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Freaking Crumbum posted:i'm 100% positive arizona is the florida of the southwest and that "arizona man" will inevitably overtake the illustrious "florida man" once the majority of florida becomes submerged in ocean water by the end of the next decade I get what you're saying about arizona but by the time florida is underwater arizona will be a scorched to death hell desert. But then again maybe "arizona man" will just simply live on as "arizona reaver".
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Jul 31, 2019 00:01
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the stereotype of rich white boomers retiring to the sun belt has always meant florida and arizona specifically imo
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Jul 31, 2019 00:08
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Koishi Komeiji posted:I get what you're saying about arizona but by the time florida is underwater arizona will be a scorched to death hell desert. But then again maybe "arizona man" will just simply live on as "arizona reaver". lol if you think any higher forms of life will be able to live in Arizona in 50 years. uber_stoat has issued a correction as of 00:12 on Jul 31, 2019 |
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Jul 31, 2019 00:09
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uber_stoat posted:lol if you think any higher forms of life will be able to live in Arizona in 50 years. ya'll should read The Water Knife tl:dr rich people in the southwest live in SIm City 2000 arcologies after climate change has rendered it an uninhabitable desert (more so than today). poor people outside stand in line and pay a preimum for water bottles and the US has balkanized in all but name and climate change refugees are constantly trying to escape to northern states where it's still liveable. "Water Knives" are basically mobsters who work for corporations and plutocrats to steal water from poors and other plutocrats.
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Jul 31, 2019 00:20
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https://twitter.com/nicoles/status/1154622260910575617?s=20
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Jul 31, 2019 00:30
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I think we'd see designer organs (ie catgirls and dumb bullshit like Grimes' blueblocker eyeballs) rather than locking down basic organs.
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Jul 31, 2019 00:33
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Freaking Crumbum posted:i'm 100% positive arizona is the florida of the southwest and that "arizona man" will inevitably overtake the illustrious "florida man" once the majority of florida becomes submerged in ocean water by the end of the next decade You'd need to have the same sort of transparency laws that let small-scale misdemeanors wind up getting reported nationally. And alligators. I've been finding a lot of stories of people mishandling human remains lately. Coroners (as opposed to medical examiners who are required to actually have qualifications aside from being just some rando into poking bodies) have a habit of getting really nasty with the bodies that they're supposed to be handling between totally unqualified workers getting put into positions. Pet crematories aren't held to a real standard, and have been found to just mass-cremate bodies and just shuffle the remains around, which is how a certain prominent human crematory was back in the 80s. There was also a dollop about it. Although some perfectly legitimate uses of human bodies would gross a lot of people out.
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Jul 31, 2019 01:08
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there's an urban legend about an idiot kid who climbs into a clothes dryer during the spin cycle but this version you pay for and there's mediocre tech house.
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Jul 31, 2019 01:20
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It's only a short thematic jump from "forced rave" to "unwilling cyborg army, screaming to be set free while they are commanded to run full-tilt into a mob right as 'slaughter-mode' is engaged".
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Jul 31, 2019 03:10
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In the future, android warriors will be remote controlled by citizens of our fair republic. a national call of duty, where each soldier is a citizen, participating in a video game where they can help exert our greatness over lesser countries and worlds.
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Jul 31, 2019 03:13
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Grapplejack posted:In the future, android warriors will be remote controlled by citizens of our fair republic. a national call of duty, where each soldier is a citizen, participating in a video game where they can help exert our greatness over lesser countries and worlds. Survive 2 full tours and you're given a voucher to get a deferrment on your tax liability for your student loans
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Jul 31, 2019 03:27
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Grapplejack posted:In the future, android warriors will be remote controlled by citizens of our fair republic. a national call of duty, where each soldier is a citizen, participating in a video game where they can help exert our greatness over lesser countries and worlds. So enders game, but more slurs and memes.
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Jul 31, 2019 03:50
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This seems completely fake. They're not even remotely in sync. And I don't see any limbs breaking because someone flexed in a different direction than the "exoskeleton" wanted to go.
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Jul 31, 2019 04:46
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 The event organisers commemorated it with a rune stone.
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Jul 31, 2019 12:26
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https://kotaku.com/glitch-reveals-popular-young-streamer-is-a-middle-aged-1836843617 A popular Chinese streamer was wearing a digital face mask to make her look like a pretty young woman, only for it to fail mid-stream.
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Jul 31, 2019 12:33
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ReelBigLizard posted:
This is the best thing. With spears we shall vanquish the buzzing menace!
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Jul 31, 2019 12:55
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Necrothatcher posted:https://kotaku.com/glitch-reveals-popular-young-streamer-is-a-middle-aged-1836843617 lmao that owns from the article: 
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Jul 31, 2019 13:15
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that’s praxis
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Jul 31, 2019 13:31
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I would have you consult statuate 12 b: Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves
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Jul 31, 2019 17:12
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PerniciousKnid posted:So enders game, but more slurs and memes. Homeless Friend posted:Lol imagine Trump being in charge of first contact VectorSigma posted:somewhere out there is a species that has four or more sexes and biological reproduction follows a sequence and there are separate taboo categories for every permutation of the sequence which deviates from the natural progression, and it was the need to comprehend the number of resulting fetishes that led to their development of higher maths and eventually interstellar hegemony, though their ability to communicate with other intelligent life is limited by their language being 98.3% comprised of words roughly translatable to "human being" Tiler Kiwi posted:trump admin team, in its hour of desperation and not knowing what to do with this intel, suddenly startle as a cry of human being BITCH SUCK MY MOMS COCK perices the room. except this time, it wasn't from the universal translator decyphering another communication from the looming armada; it came from within the crisis room. wide eyed, they slowly turn their gaze to the corner of the room, where young barron trump is screaming at his xbox
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Jul 31, 2019 18:04
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gently caress it, I've watched worse.
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Jul 31, 2019 18:40
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I think this was an episode of Stargate
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Jul 31, 2019 19:15
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Stevie Lee posted:lmao that owns not as good as the fat bald man that was using a voice changer and one of those anime face recognizer things to stream as a virtual waifu only for it to fail mid stream and reveal the wizard of oz behind cute curtain
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Jul 31, 2019 19:23
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i don't remember writing that at all, and im both kind of proud but also distressed that i haven't said anything as remotely funny in like, over a year.
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Jul 31, 2019 19:56
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https://twitter.com/kuriharan/status/1156337181142577152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw christ even the robots in this lovely cyberpunk future suck
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Jul 31, 2019 23:57
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lmao
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Aug 1, 2019 00:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cku6oPGWW7Q
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Aug 1, 2019 00:54
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Ok hear me out. A C-PAP machine. For your dick. And also it can follow you into the kitchen.
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Aug 1, 2019 00:55
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