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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

during or before the aol 3.0 days, if I had a floppy disk or cd full of shareware games like some game where you're stuck in a temple and you gotta solve puzzles in every room to escape, where did I get it from? I recall going over my friends place with a butt load of games but dunno where I got them or what they were all about.

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

There’s a song it’s very energetic and has lots of stings, no words, it’s like a cross between music that would be in a western and classical. I think a late season simpsons episode used it and it’s in a lot of media.

You sure that's not just the Hoedown movement of Aaron Copleand's Rodeo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ajQYANLiug

(The melody is from an old fiddle piece called Bonaparte's Retreat)

My Lovely Horse posted:

There's a story I remember only vaguely about a guy who discovers a colony of intelligent mice in his basement. They use tools and they're able to communicate. He helps them along with building stuff and they become a civilization. Initially he keeps it hidden from his wife, but one day he comes home to discover she's found them on her own and is completely enchanted with them, and it even kind of rekindles their relationship and they pretty much just grow old together and become the guardians of generations of mice.

Somehow I got it firmly in my head that it's a goon post, but it may be a general internet story, or even one from an anthology. A while ago I posted in in all the "lost stuff" threads I could find and it rang a bell with a couple of people, but no one's managed to come up with so much as a title or author.

other than that man I dunno, had a bunch over the years but eventually found them all, I guess I'm pretty good at tracking poo poo down

For the love of God, let me know if you ever find Mouse Friends

Phy fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Aug 1, 2019

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

I saw a movie as a kid that was put together archival footage of early inventors mostly failing horribly (like airplanes that imitated bird wings flapping only to fall apart immediately), combined with people doing stunts. I couldn't find it at all several years ago, so I was going to post about it here, but it looks like it was re-released on DVD. It's not only made it to YouTube, it's downloadable on the Internet Archive.

For something made in the disco era, it's aged well, so I thought I'd post it:

Gizmo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONwe96StEpA

When you look at it now, it's the precursor for several YouTube genres: FAIL videos, fearless kids that climb to the top of tall buildings to take selfies, Simone Giertz's robots, parkour, etcetera. And it has some stuff that's prescient: one of the videos from the 50's has a prototype Roomba.

The best part: that famous clip of a man strapping on a rocket backpack on ice, and falling on his rear end causing the backwash to almost set him on fire? (The last one in this video:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCTRjK69Vq8

The director (Howard Smith) was interviewed on the Tonight Show, and said that skater ended up being one of the core scientists of the V2 program, and IIRC, the NASA space program. It might have been Werner Von Braun himself, but I don't trust my memory.

Here's the thing: I can't find the director's Tonight Show interview any more. Does anyone else have it?

thoughts and prayers fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Aug 1, 2019

curlingiron
Dec 15, 2006

b l o o p

Gutter Phoenix posted:


2) Somebody Loves Me: The Story of a Beggar Boy by Jack Chick (1965)

I've been collecting Chick tracts off & on for over 20 years. I have almost all of the 300+ Chick tracts, and close to 1,000 different variations of them. Nonetheless, there are some incredibly rare promotional tracts that I've never seen for sale in all my years of searching. And then there is this, which I have never even seen a picture of:


(info from the 1966 catalog of copyright entries)

I don’t know how helpful this is, but I’m almost positive I’ve seen this one. The kid gets progressively sicker from the beatings and lack of food. Eventually someone tosses him a “Jesus Loves You!” pin or the like, thus prompting the “Somebody loves me!” line. At the end of the track he crawls in a cardboard box and dies (but ends up in heaven, so it’s all okay).

You might see is anyone near Portland OR has one, because that’s where I would have seen it. Someone really thought the art school kids needed saving, so there were a lot of them in circulation for a while (for us to laugh at).

Evil Vin
Jun 14, 2006

♪ Sing everybody "Deutsche Deutsche"
Vaya con dios amigos! ♪


Fallen Rib
I've got two from when I was a kid

1) it's a cartoon, I think an anime about a guy who fights in some sort of robot armor that has some timer of like 28 minutes or something. Anything longer will make him go crazy, it might have happened previously to his brother or another family member. This was on I feel like upn (or whatever wwor was previous to upn) on like a Sunday in '94 or '95 probably on a bkn block.

2) it's a movie of the week from the mid 90s I think. It's about a genius who finds out his whole life is a lie. Like his wife is a scientist who was working on the project and he's like it was all real and she's like you can do complex things but you can't do simple things try to tie your shoes and he can't. There's some sort of bomb involved that only he can solve. My parents put me to sleep before I got to see the end and I'm still curious what happened 20 years later.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Evil Vin posted:

My parents put me to sleep

Bit harsh.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

The Dregs posted:

Corsendonk Abbey Brown ale. They stopped exporting it to the states years ago and I haven't seen it since. They sometimes some one called pater something that the beer store says is the same but it's not. IT"S NOT.

For a 8 million procent markup I'll send you some :capitalism:

Also I just remembered a totally random one that I haven't thought about in years.
When I was like 10-12 me and my parents went on holiday, the plan was to get u at 2-3 am and drive all night. I decided to stay up so that I'd fall asleep in the car. I ofcourse watched TV and stumbled upon some porn cartoon of a girl that could become invisible or something? And her name was something with butter in it iirc? Anyway, this was in the late 90s I guess and I'd love to watch it again for the lol factor.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Telemaze posted:

It's called The Wish Giver, I read this too.
no thats not it

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
This film about a black teenager who plays the piano, except he doesn't have a piano, he just imagines and drums his fingers on a desk. His name was Julian or something.

And his friend is involved with a gang, and one day the gang leader orders him to burn someone to death with a tyre round his neck but he says no.

And everyone calls their house "my planet"


I just remember seeing it on TV nearly 20 years ago when I visited Canada but could never find it anywhere after to see if it was actually any good. It probably isn't.

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

i found a song i heard on the radio one time that was based on silence of the lambs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20z4edLGxHE

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Phy posted:

You sure that's not just the Hoedown movement of Aaron Copleand's Rodeo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ajQYANLiug

(The melody is from an old fiddle piece called Bonaparte's Retreat)


Yes that’s it, I’ve been trying to figure that one out for awhile now thank you!

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010


it was for the best.hve u read his posts?

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Wall Balls posted:

this pre-youtube internet comedy skit about a guy who clicks a pop up ad for pony porn at work and it slowly destroys his life to the point of attempting - and failing - suicide. i only remember the line "the one with the ponies?"

Farm Sluts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snjCj0ntG8E

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

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Nap Ghost

General Ledger posted:

I think it was this game, I remember playing the same demo. https://archive.org/details/Handkerchief

This is totally it -- thank you! Now to have my rose-tinted glasses shatter when I get home and actually play it.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Saw a movie late at night on cable (this would have been around 1991?). It was foreign, and subtitled. I only remember two scenes from it:

1.) A kid (I think) says something along the lines of "I never liked this painting. In fact, I hate it!" and slashes it up with a knife.

2.) An outdoor scene at night in which someone says "And now for the fireworks!" and they set off, like, four bottle rockets and everyone oohs and ahhs over it.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

curlingiron posted:

I don’t know how helpful this is, but I’m almost positive I’ve seen this one. The kid gets progressively sicker from the beatings and lack of food. Eventually someone tosses him a “Jesus Loves You!” pin or the like, thus prompting the “Somebody loves me!” line. At the end of the track he crawls in a cardboard box and dies (but ends up in heaven, so it’s all okay).

You might see is anyone near Portland OR has one, because that’s where I would have seen it. Someone really thought the art school kids needed saving, so there were a lot of them in circulation for a while (for us to laugh at).

I appreciate the help, but you are probably thinking of the version that is still in print, and has been since 1970. The one I am looking for is from 1965, larger than a normal Chick tract (approx. 4x5" instead of 2.5x5"), and is mostly text on the cover.

That being said, I often used to find Chick tracts on the street when I lived in Portland, so who knows?

If anyone sees the 1965 version, please buy it & send it to me. I will make it worth your while.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Discovered a new star. P cool. :science:

Super Nintendo 64
Feb 18, 2012

oh dope posted:

My first post had to do with what are apparently called "animutations" but I couldn't find the particular one I was looking for. I can only remember the line "MUSCLE MUSCLE TYPOWRITE".

Did it feature Colin Mochrie's head?

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt


A D Sports commercial from around 2000. It's at a basketball game and the coach yells "Give me some D" and the players start singing a song that is just "D's" D Sports went soon after during the original .com bubble. Every time I hear someone mention "D" during a sporting event, I immediately start singing the song. No one remembers it so I can't reference it to prove I'm not insane.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

FactsAreUseless posted:

One of the Ultimas? A Wizardry? Shadowgate?

definitely shadowgate. cheers.

LL_Ghoul_J
Oct 22, 2004

Get Heavy
I have two things that have eluded me for years:

The first is an old SNL sketch where Adam Sandler plays Bill Cosby in an episode of You Bet Your Life. I know it’s from season 18 where the guests were Christina Applegate and Midnight Oil but I cannot find a video of it anywhere. I saw the sketch once with some friends back in 2000 and I remember it being one of the funniest things I’d ever seen. Probably won’t hold up but still, I’d love to see it again.

The second is a commercial for seatbelts or something like that. This would have been probably the late 80s, and I lived in Northern Ontario, in Canada. From what I remember, the commercial showed various kids being interviewed about why you should wear a seatbelt one at a time while sitting on a chair. Some of the quotes I remember are “your skin could probably... zip off,” and a kid listing places to drive to “California, Palm Springs..,” and it ends with a little girl saying “they make you safe. They make you safe. They do.” I cannot recall who made the commercial but my friends and I still quote the skin zipping off bit and I’d love to see that again as well.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Gutter Phoenix posted:

2) Somebody Loves Me: The Story of a Beggar Boy by Jack Chick (1965)

I've been collecting Chick tracts off & on for over 20 years. I have almost all of the 300+ Chick tracts, and close to 1,000 different variations of them. Nonetheless, there are some incredibly rare promotional tracts that I've never seen for sale in all my years of searching. And then there is this, which I have never even seen a picture of:


(info from the 1966 catalog of copyright entries)
I swear I've read that one on an online archive, but it might have been a similar Chick tract.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

PetraCore posted:

I swear I've read that one on an online archive, but it might have been a similar Chick tract.

The normal version is very common. The cover of the 1965 version would look like this:




Again, I truly appreciate the help.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I remember as a child on a trip to some semi rural place in Mexico having Montezumas Revenge and the only english channel was showing some Space Marine style movie (not starship troopers). Might have been called Space Marines, but I could never find a place to rent it back in the VHS days afterwards. The only places that maybe stocked it were "video stores" fronting as porn places so no 12 year old could waltz in.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Gutter Phoenix posted:

The normal version is very common. The cover of the 1965 version would look like this:




Again, I truly appreciate the help.
Oooh, a super-rare version. That makes more sense. Good luck finding it!

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Let me tell you a story.

About 25 years ago, i went to visit my friends in australia. we had a long flight, with a few layovers, one of which was in malaysia for about 8 hours. I remember touching down at about 2 am, stopping into the bar at the airport for a beer, since it was like 95 degrees inside, despite being late as heck. drank my beer, had a burger, and walked back to the hotel room to rest before the flight. everyone was jetlagged like crazy, so we couldn't sleep, and we decided to watch some tv. I remember flipping through the few channels available, until we found this ridiculous martial arts movie. it was subtitled in 5 different languages, and english was NOT one of them. the one thing i remember from the movie was a scene where the protagonist (i think?) was in a casino, playing cards against the villain. a fight breaks out, and he grabs the deck of cards off the table, and then in some of the worst 90's special effects, proceeds to spin the deck in a circle in midair, making the cards hover there, before punching them, sending them flying all over the room. then they start grabbing cards as they fly past, and throwing them at each other. it was so absolutely ridiculous that i still remember it clearly, all these years later. No idea what that drat movie was called, or what it was about, but god drat was it memorable.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

In the mid 90's an friend used to play Witchhaven all the time on his PC, which was basically Hexen but worse. It came with a trailer for something else that had some weird bright colour visuals I cant remember, and said 'your life started as a dream, but it will end as a nightmare' before playing a terrible midi techno song. Both of us recall this but its not enough information for Google to turn anything up. I think about it every so often and try to find it again.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I used to watch a ton of Nickelodeon in the very early days, around 1985. They did a lot of PSA type stuff for kids and teens between shows. There was a series that would start with a question a kid might ask about growing up, then it would show regular kids hanging out in playgrounds giving their best answers. One was a boy asking “how do I get girls to like me?”. Then cut to different kids all saying stuff along the lines of “just be yourself”. The last kid they showed was an absolute goofball sitting on a wall surrounded by his friends. He had on an enormous pair of sunglasses shaped like lightning bolts. His answer to how to get girls to like you was “Steal their comb. It works.”
All his friends die laughing while he just sits there with this smartass look on his face. That response made more sense to eleven year old me than anything anyone else said. I wanted to be that kid. I have had no luck finding the clip. My memory has cast him looking like Dustin from Stranger Things with lightning bolt shades but I’m sure he looked nothing like that.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

I found it!!! It's called "Weisselklenzacht" by Procol Harum (the same guys who did AWSOP). The version I found on youtube has only 450 views, I just started tabbing through every Procol Harum song one by one on spotify and found it there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL2p4992Vm4

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
happiness

DocBubonic
Mar 11, 2003

Tempora mutantur, et nos mutamur in illis
I've been curious about a book I read back in elementary school. This was during the early eighties, I remember reading a book about ghosts and paranormal stuff. I believe the book was for kids. It was larger than a regular book, more like the size of a magazine. The cover was like a trade paper back book. It also was completely illustrated. This book might have been part of a series, but I'm not sure. Not sure if anyone has a clue on where to even start looking for such a thing.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
There is a series of books about a world overrun with mutants and monsters that I got for free when an old dude in town died and his estate was sold. I remember some of the monsters had like buzzsaw limbs, and one of the characters in the book styled hair .. pubes I think,as weird as that is. This book came out in maybe the 70s or early 80s based on how old I was, and the quality of the paperback. I really want to find this to find out if it's as loving weird as I remember

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
There is this 90's alt-rock song i used hear every once and a while, i cant sing any of the lyrics, i just know the notes of the chorus that is followed by a guitar riff answer that goes back and forth a couple times. Seemed like it was in the same vein as the Toadies or Screaming Trees or Silverchair. I am assuming it is an obscure one hit wonder, drives me loving nuts I heard it played randomly on the radio like 7 years ago but the DJ never said what it was afterwards. Since then I have never heard it again

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Willfrey posted:

There is this 90's alt-rock song i used hear every once and a while, i cant sing any of the lyrics, i just know the notes of the chorus that is followed by a guitar riff answer that goes back and forth a couple times. Seemed like it was in the same vein as the Toadies or Screaming Trees or Silverchair. I am assuming it is an obscure one hit wonder, drives me loving nuts I heard it played randomly on the radio like 7 years ago but the DJ never said what it was afterwards. Since then I have never heard it again

this is extremely something i could help with can you think of anything else?

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

this is extremely something i could help with can you think of anything else?

When I get home I will flex the golden pipes and post a soundcloud or something

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Okay so there's a movie I saw back around 1999-2001 and I'm pretty sure it would have been on Showtime because that's the only movie channel we had back then.

I honestly don't remember the major plot points of the movie other than there was a black kid (teenager?) and he wanted to play the piano but they lived in the projects and they were too poor and his mom was really mean to him about it. So he took the white tablecloth and drew a piano keyboard on it and would sit there and "practice" on the piano by tapping on the kitchen table like a real keyboard. And I'm pretty sure there was like an element of the whole thing where he could hear the music in his head?

The movie was kind of sad but also interesting and they used to show it really late so I only always caught the first part of the movie before I had to go to bed.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Willfrey posted:

When I get home I will flex the golden pipes and post a soundcloud or something

yeah if you can get the melody conveyed in some way i feel pretty good about knowing what it is.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Willfrey posted:

There is this 90's alt-rock song i used hear every once and a while, i cant sing any of the lyrics, i just know the notes of the chorus that is followed by a guitar riff answer that goes back and forth a couple times. Seemed like it was in the same vein as the Toadies or Screaming Trees or Silverchair. I am assuming it is an obscure one hit wonder, drives me loving nuts I heard it played randomly on the radio like 7 years ago but the DJ never said what it was afterwards. Since then I have never heard it again

do you remember ANY of the lyrics? even just a few, Lyric Finder Might be able to find it, or at least narrow it down!

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Xarthor posted:

Okay so there's a movie I saw back around 1999-2001 and I'm pretty sure it would have been on Showtime because that's the only movie channel we had back then.

I honestly don't remember the major plot points of the movie other than there was a black kid (teenager?) and he wanted to play the piano but they lived in the projects and they were too poor and his mom was really mean to him about it. So he took the white tablecloth and drew a piano keyboard on it and would sit there and "practice" on the piano by tapping on the kitchen table like a real keyboard. And I'm pretty sure there was like an element of the whole thing where he could hear the music in his head?

The movie was kind of sad but also interesting and they used to show it really late so I only always caught the first part of the movie before I had to go to bed.

Somebody has asked about this film in this very thread, you should PM them and swap notes!

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Captain Splendid posted:

This film about a black teenager who plays the piano, except he doesn't have a piano, he just imagines and drums his fingers on a desk. His name was Julian or something.

And his friend is involved with a gang, and one day the gang leader orders him to burn someone to death with a tyre round his neck but he says no.

And everyone calls their house "my planet"


I just remember seeing it on TV nearly 20 years ago when I visited Canada but could never find it anywhere after to see if it was actually any good. It probably isn't.

Dell_Zincht posted:

Somebody has asked about this film in this very thread, you should PM them and swap notes!

I loving FOUND IT!

The Planet of Junior Brown (aka "Junior's Groove") - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125460/

I had forgotten about the mom cutting all the strings out of the piano until just now. That's why he had to play on the table. Hopefully it's on one of the streaming services so I can watch the end of the movie after like 18 years haha

edit: Oh wait, the whole thing is on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDYy_OHWXu8

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