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Aidan_702 posted:This thread turned into #cork chat so effortlessly. Yes we can ruin everything. Uhhh... Rochestown represent (?)  E; Nash 19, a nice Cork eatery
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u brexit ukip it posted:Just drink coffee I mostly dislike coffee but if I had to have a cuppa I want espresso which is cool because espresso is a thing I will never ever make. Tesseraction posted:I'm drinking earl grey and you can't stop m,e Same.
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Helith posted:I feel it's important to point out that no one in Australia drinks Fosters. Plus I didn't know anyone in the North West who drank it either, everyone drank Boddingtons or Stella Artois. Fun Fact: Fosters isn’t even brewed in Australia, anywhere, ever.
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Necrothatcher posted:Do you have a link for this? I've taught my daughter that her belly button is called a tumhole, this has been ongoing for about four and a half years now and I'm hoping it catches on in the wider world tbh
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Ffs you put two teabags and two sugar cubes into a sports direct nug, walk to the kitchen area, put the milk in while the kettle is boiling, pour the hot water in, walk back to your desk making sure nobody can see into the mug cos it just looks like milky water at this point, wait 5-10 minutes for it to metamorphose into tea and then you fish the bags out with either a knife or the end of your pen. Angepain posted:I think this is the plot to the Paul Jennings story "No is Yes". or the movie Dogtooth. 
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u brexit ukip it posted:Just drink coffee I don't drink coffee.
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happyhippy posted:Aho there. Blackpool here. Northside rulez! Story feens? (that's my little bit of norrie.)
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Get back to beating men off for your wife please Owen.
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Love how passive aggressively attacking his own party is the objective here
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Failed Imagineer posted:Yes we can ruin everything. Nash 19? Obviously you’ve never been to Jacobs on the mall *heavy posh chortling
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today i discovered you can soak jelly babies in pimms
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Diet Crack posted:Fun Fact: Fosters isn’t even brewed in Australia, anywhere, ever. It was originally an Aussie lager though, it was made here for a long time, it fell out of favour in Australia and became popular abroad instead. You can buy it here, it's just that nobody does.
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Necrothatcher posted:Do you have a link for this? I can't find it.  I know I've read it somewhere, but whether that was in a work of fiction or an article or whatever, who knows?I did find this though: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/nursery-worker-stunned-learn-boy-13304918 quote:However, what they assumed was Portuguese actually turned out to be Klingon - the made-up language used by the Klingon race in Star Trek. Bardeh fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Aug 2, 2019 |
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Guys what are your tricks for when you are literally trying to keep your eyes open in an office job
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Aidan_702 posted:Guys what are your tricks for when you are literally trying to keep your eyes open in an office job Coffee
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Aidan_702 posted:Guys what are your tricks for when you are literally trying to keep your eyes open in an office job tea or coffee for guidance on that topic, please refer upthread
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Aidan_702 posted:Guys what are your tricks for when you are literally trying to keep your eyes open in an office job Somebody post that epic sounding with research chemicals post. Other than that...work wank? Go outside for a 10min stroll in the fresh air!
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Bardeh posted:I can't find it. quote:However, what they assumed was Portuguese actually turned out to be Klingon - the made-up language used by the Klingon race in Star Trek. e: ^ Soviet nasal inhalers.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Other than that...work wank? Go outside for a 10min stroll in the fresh air! Not at the same time!
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Please don't wank at work
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Aidan_702 posted:Guys what are your tricks for when you are literally trying to keep your eyes open in an office job Put clothespegs on your nipples, and your dick and your scrotum. Try dozing off when in excruciating pain.
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Aug 2, 2019 15:12
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Guavanaut posted:Wait do you mean a tea urns like When I was a kid we did actually have a tea urn that my dad "liberated" from his work when they sacked the tea lady and made everyone make their own. It got dragged out for family occasions when the poor old kettle and teapot just couldn't keep up. It could boil the water but crucially had a little cage at the top that the (gigantic) catering tea bag went into - it'd boil the water, then it would drop the bag in afterwards. It also kept the heat pretty well so we'd use it as a thermos for long car journeys and picnics. The true hardcore way of doing it (still practiced at some cafes) is to leave two or three bags in basically all day, watering down the bunker oil-like substance that comes out as required.
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lines of the purest cocaine, OP
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Failed Imagineer posted:Other than that...work wank? Thought the objective was to be less sleepy
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Guavanaut posted:Ah, as opposed to the made-up language used by the Lusitanics to piss off the Moors. Hey! 
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Speed is probably cheaper though and less bougie.
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aren't all languages made up, really
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Aidan_702 posted:Guys what are your tricks for when you are literally trying to keep your eyes open in an office job Coffee then work wank to kill time until the caffiene kicks in. Treat yourself by popping into the disabled or "luxury" toilet. Nice to have my area of expertise come up in the thread for once.
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Anyway comrades, have you considered a samovar for all your tea needs?
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goddamnedtwisto posted:When I was a kid we did actually have a tea urn that my dad "liberated" from his work when they sacked the tea lady and made everyone make their own. It got dragged out for family occasions when the poor old kettle and teapot just couldn't keep up. It could boil the water but crucially had a little cage at the top that the (gigantic) catering tea bag went into - it'd boil the water, then it would drop the bag in afterwards. It also kept the heat pretty well so we'd use it as a thermos for long car journeys and picnics. That's second one's the way I was thinking of, big thermos like urn with a heating element at the bottom and a thermostat that keeps it at 80-85C, and you just chuck a handful of teabags in and keep topping it up.
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Thank you all for recommending I wank at work. I have a coffee now so I guess I’m just gearing up
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Aidan_702 posted:Guys what are your tricks for when you are literally trying to keep your eyes open in an office job if you're like me and have a fair amount of downtime in your job, find something to learn. I'm learning Python at the moment and it's a bitch but it keeps me occupied.
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AceOfFlames posted:Hey! All languages are made-up, there's only the scopes of 'by whom' and 'for what purpose'.
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Aidan_702 posted:Guys what are your tricks for when you are literally trying to keep your eyes open in an office job poo poo posting on here or on discord.
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Diet Crack posted:lines of the purest cocaine, OP Now do you pour the milk in first, or the cocaine followed by the milk? mehall posted:poo poo posting on here or on discord. This is why I am here to be honest.
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a pipe smoking dog posted:I'm disgusted with my Welsh countrymen that ours isn't one of the many delicious Welsh beers (though at least peroni is better than the other lagers represented) As always with these "More likely than the average" maps, it's worth pointing out that they're incredibly misleading (i.e.- complete bollocks). The most popular beer in Wales is the same as that in the rest of the UK- Carling, followed by Fosters. What the map is actually saying is that the area where Wales diverges the most from the rest of the dataset is in its Peroni consumption, which is higher than average. Peroni might be the fifth, tenth or twentieth most popular by actual level of consumption, but compared to the rest of the country, Wales has it ranked unusually higher. Also, any brewery that isn't a massive company is just not going to be included in the data set.
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Aidan_702 posted:Guys what are your tricks for when you are literally trying to keep your eyes open in an office job swallow saliva edit: preferably your own
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Gum posted:Please don't wank at work Spoken like someone who's never worked (wanked) from home. Gasmask posted:swallow saliva What.
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mehall posted:poo poo posting on here or on discord. There’s a discord??
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