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Failed Imagineer posted:Spoken like someone who's never worked (wanked) from home. A few years ago at work someone posted on our #tech slack channel that he was working from home. A couple of hours later he posts another message, all it said was "pornhub.com". It was deleted like a minute later but a few of us saw it and just looked on in horror. It was glorious.
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Failed Imagineer posted:What. "To calm one’s mind, one swallows his saliva. This is a secret matter. When one becomes angry, it is the same. Putting spittle on one’s forehead is also good." - Hagakure 
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Aidan_702 posted:There’s a discord?? Yeah, dunno why we've not ended up in the OP unlike IRC, but here's an invite link valid for the next day https://discord.gg/UztmPU
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Aphex- posted:A few years ago at work someone posted on our #tech slack channel that he was working from home. A couple of hours later he posts another message, all it said was "pornhub.com". It was deleted like a minute later but a few of us saw it and just looked on in horror. It was glorious. Lmao Gasmask posted:"To calm one’s mind, one swallows his saliva. This is a secret matter. When one becomes angry, it is the same. Putting spittle on one’s forehead is also good." - Hagakure 
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Aug 2, 2019 15:32
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Aphex- posted:A few years ago at work someone posted on our #tech slack channel that he was working from home. A couple of hours later he posts another message, all it said was "pornhub.com". It was deleted like a minute later but a few of us saw it and just looked on in horror. It was glorious. I'm more disappointed it didn't have a search term attached
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Aug 2, 2019 15:38
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Tesseraction posted:I'm more disappointed it didn't have a search term attached he had the look of someone into some weird poo poo tbh
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Aphex- posted:A few years ago at work someone posted on our #tech slack channel that he was working from home. A couple of hours later he posts another message, all it said was "pornhub.com". It was deleted like a minute later but a few of us saw it and just looked on in horror. It was glorious. Always close background windows or at least minimise them when you go searching for ‘Backdoor midgets 19: The BBC reckoning - cuck edition’
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Rarity posted:Oh my god make the pain stop Importing food: A DISGRACE. The doublethink here is  . Especially when, y'know, we probably physically can't feed 66 million people with only home-grown food.And I was almost a expecting a "Please clap."
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Aug 2, 2019 15:45
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Aphex- posted:he had the look of someone into some weird poo poo tbh having to explain to the boss what anal vore means after pasting it in slack
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Aug 2, 2019 15:47
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Tarnop posted:Government of country that voted in a referendum to leave a union objects to countries holding referenda to leave a union. Living in Aberdeen, I could even vote for the Leopards Leaving Unions Party.
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Aug 2, 2019 15:48
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tea is poo poo
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Aug 2, 2019 15:49
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Julio Cruz posted:tea is poo poo Nah, you're thinking of that cat coffee
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Not sure if this is the right place to ask, but I live in the UK and I'm a marxist so I suppose it counts. Does anyone know of any cases since turn of the 20th century (so after 1900) where centrists/liberals/moderates have actually fought against the far-right, excluding WW2? Whenever I hear about the far right committing atrocities in the past it always seems to be socialists or anarchists or the left who are out there defending people, or working against whatever structures of power are involved in facilitating violence and oppression.
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Aug 2, 2019 15:58
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spit on u own head lmao
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Payndz posted:The doublethink here is It could possibly be done... -The Tories would need to force everyone to go onto a rationed primary-source vegan diet. -They would need to bulldoze all protected areas and convert into arable land -They would need to intensify our agriculture with massive amounts of input almost certainly leading to dead rivers everywhere (reducing drinking water) and completely destroying our soils A small price to pay for are freedoms hope you like potatoes
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Ratjaculation posted:It could possibly be done... -Vertical farming -Brave fishermen scour the sea and we live on kosher seafood (plastic bottles) -Allow general licence for hunting and trapping all animals including people that look a bit funny -Queen intensifies royal jelly production -Ed Balls
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Aug 2, 2019 16:12
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-soylent gammon
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"Anti-semetic Corbyn refuses to eat poverty stricken Jews"
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I judge people who need anything other than fingers to get a teabag out of a mug of tea.
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Tsaedje posted:I judge people who need anything other than fingers to get a teabag out of a mug of tea. I judge any man or penis-having lady who needs to use their fingers, just lmao
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Aug 2, 2019 16:20
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Aphex- posted:A few years ago at work someone posted on our #tech slack channel that he was working from home. A couple of hours later he posts another message, all it said was "pornhub.com". It was deleted like a minute later but a few of us saw it and just looked on in horror. It was glorious. Our office is open planned, has a lot of windows both outside and 'inside' to the inner corridors and such. So a guy who thought no one was watching decided to load up porn and started trouser twitching. It was dark outside, so the windows reflected his screen back onto the rest of the floor. Manager saw the reflection, tapped him on the shoulder, and just said 'Just go home'.
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Aug 2, 2019 16:23
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Failed Imagineer posted:I judge any man or penis-having lady who needs to use their fingers, just lmao Seems a bit harsh on non penis having men tbqh
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Tsaedje posted:Seems a bit harsh on non penis having men tbqh Much harder to hook it out
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Helith posted:It was originally an Aussie lager though, it was made here for a long time, it fell out of favour in Australia and became popular abroad instead. You can buy it here, it's just that nobody does.
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Aug 2, 2019 16:33
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Ratjaculation posted:"Anti-semetic Corbyn refuses to eat poverty stricken Jews"
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Angepain posted:salt and sauce is great Also glad to see I'm not the only weirdo here who doesn't drink tea or coffee.
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Tsaedje posted:Seems a bit harsh on non penis having men tbqh I think the suggestion is the organ is used for removal
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Tesseraction posted:I think the suggestion is the organ is used for removal
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Tesseraction posted:I think the suggestion is the organ is used for removal 
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Do you stir your tea penis clockwise, or anti-clockwise?
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Shortly before I started working where I am now, a production manager had been caught red-handed in his office after the MD showed up unannounced to ask why he'd put in so much overtime recently. Yeah, he wasn't producing anything the company was meant to be selling. A couple of months later he followed up by trying to sue for wrongful dismissal. One of my very first jobs as IT Manager was to compile a month's worth of Internet history for the guy, which contained a genuinely impressive volume of porn. He must have had some stamina. After several hundred pages of printed web traffic logs were shipped to our solicitor, the case was quietly dropped.
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A Spherical Sponge posted:Not sure if this is the right place to ask, but I live in the UK and I'm a marxist so I suppose it counts. Revolt against Milosevic in Belgrade in 2000 comes to mind. Typically, though, after the 19th.C, liberals are the status quo that radicals (including fascists) are agitating against. Peaceful transfers of power such as in Taiwan and S Korea, or South Africa, represent liberal regimes successfully replacing fascist or ultra-authoritarian ones. A number of the revolts against repressive but nominally “left wing” regimes in the wake of the collapse of the USSR were driven by liberals. Those didn’t turn out so well. As a very very general and imprecise rule of thumb, it seems like: Fascist / right-authoritarian states decay into liberal ones if rich, socialist ones if poor Socialist states decay into left-authoritarian ones Left-authoritarian states decay into liberal ones or fascist ones Liberal states decay into fascist ones “Decay” here just means “turn into when they end”, and could be a coup, a revolution, a peaceful transfer of power or whatever
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kingturnip posted:Who the gently caress has milk in their tea? Milk is the proletarian choice, actually. Do you put lemon in yours like a toff, comrade?
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Guavanaut posted:Logo will be in the shape of a buttplug with an upside down union flag motif. 
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xtothez posted:Shortly before I started working where I am now, a production manager had been caught red-handed in his office after the MD showed up unannounced to ask why he'd put in so much overtime recently. Yeah, he wasn't producing anything the company was meant to be selling. 
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Guavanaut posted:-Vertical farming Vertical farming is my stupid dumb tech dream that I know will never happen due to the energy requirements, usage of water and waste, yet I love it because of the farming megacorp from Netrunner that was about doing copyright strikes on entire crops and sending goons to literally pull up fields. The card image of this massive silver tower with hints of green through the windows lodged in my brain somehow.
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happyhippy posted:Do you stir your tea penis cockwise, or anti-cockwise? Ftfy
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Centrists do eventually get involved in the struggle vs the far right, but only after the point where it's gotten nakedly ridiculous and leftist coalitions have already done most of the work.
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The Deleter posted:Vertical farming is my stupid dumb tech dream that I know will never happen due to the energy requirements, usage of water and waste, yet I love it because of the farming megacorp from Netrunner that was about doing copyright strikes on entire crops and sending goons to literally pull up fields. The card image of this massive silver tower with hints of green through the windows lodged in my brain somehow. You could probably do vertical farming if you had masses of affordable energy from nuclear or whatever, and use aquaponics to manage the water and waste, water being topped up by nuclear fired desalination. If you're making that much cheap energy though you could just turn it directly into protein. Future stuff is cooler and yet more boring.
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Guavanaut posted:You could probably do vertical farming if you had masses of affordable energy from nuclear or whatever, and use aquaponics to manage the water and waste, water being topped up by nuclear fired desalination.
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