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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



DryGoods posted:

why do you hold the racist view that birds are more deserving than squirrels? who made you the arbiter of who eats and who starves in the animal kingdom?

gently caress you. i'm a bear

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

An Apple A Gay posted:

Happy bday uncle jer

that deal already went down u momo

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
so why is the drug forum named goon with spoons now, and where is the food forum

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Kurtofan posted:

so why is the drug forum named goon with spoons now, and where is the food forum

Heroin, ???

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Kurtofan posted:

so why is the drug forum named goon with spoons now, and where is the food forum

this is the food forum

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
lol trying to redeem herself

https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1157316435221405697?s=19

ross perot in hell
Jul 9, 2019

by VideoGames
Trum

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



and you're the food

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bearjew posted:

I'm going to try emfive's suggestion about safflower seeds, though. they're certainly cheaper than the pepper seed.

we dump an insane amount of safflower seed near our back porch and though there are squirrels around they're not here for that stuff, neither are the rats. I think the local snake and hawk populations may have something to do with that too tbh

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

that deal already went down u momo

Lmao

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
These fuckin guys.

https://twitter.com/NYCPBA/status/1157325065819762688?s=19

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Bearjew posted:

somebody in a past trump thread recommended some great bird seed (pepper seed) that the rear end in a top hat squirrels don't eat from our bird feeder, so we have tons of really cool birds coming up to eat now. titmice, cardinals, nuthatches, and recently a pair of goldfinches.

titmice, nuthatches, anuslords, jizzbeaks, boobywings, pissguzzles, polka dotted clitoris

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



smarxist posted:

titmice, nuthatches, anuslords, jizzbeaks, boobywings, pissguzzles, polka dotted clitoris

still working on attracting the latter five

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

I hate these people so loving much

https://twitter.com/RealAtomicCat/status/1157326616575512581

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
if your looking for plausable excuse from nanc

https://twitter.com/RiegerReport/status/1157339387975360513

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/bichosmemes/status/1156730211909668864

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

https://twitter.com/DETECTIVE4LIFE/status/1157336346056413184?s=19

could nyc be so lucky?

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

he

was

choked

to

death

for

selling

cigarettes

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




love to not break the law and still get get in the path of an officer-fired bullet

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
it's not hard: don't be black, don't question police when they arrest you for speeding, don't drive a car if you're black, don't have a mental disability, have a will written in advance, don't call 911, what's hard about thsi

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
oh imagine that a guy literally named "lynch" is a big fan of the Eric Garner murder :rolleyes:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Bearjew posted:

here you go, this is what we've got right now:

https://www.amazon.com/Wild-Delight-Sizzle-Heat-Bird/dp/B01E17THKQ

we've also used this before, and it worked fine:

https://www.amazon.com/Coles-BH05-Blazing-Bird-5-Pound/dp/B005DQHHJI

it's more expensive than generic bird seed but it lasts us a longer since the squirrels don't eat it.

I'm going to try emfive's suggestion about safflower seeds, though. they're certainly cheaper than the pepper seed.

I appreciate this.

I'm going to purchase some for myself and my rear end in a top hat boomer parents.

Birds I love:
Purple Martins
Red-wing Blackbirds
Blue Jays
Cardinals
Any bird with yellow on it
All manner of woodpeckers, though they need a near dead tree to feed from and they don't care about food you leave out.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

703 posted:

if your looking for plausable excuse from nanc

https://twitter.com/RiegerReport/status/1157339387975360513

She's never gonna do it because she supports trump

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

The Alpha Centauri posted:

he

was

choked

to

death

for

selling

cigarettes

at the time this happened I was in CT visiting extended family with my parents, and my dad more or less said he deserved it and I got extraordinarily pissed and starting yelling at him that nobody deserves to die for something like this and started berating him for his toxic standpoint. he got huffy, walked out of the room and began drinking because when you corner my dad over his lovely politics he dives right into a bottle.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Bethamphetamine posted:

I appreciate this.

I'm going to purchase some for myself and my rear end in a top hat boomer parents.

Birds I love:
Purple Martins
Red-wing Blackbirds
Blue Jays
Cardinals
Any bird with yellow on it
All manner of woodpeckers, though they need a near dead tree to feed from and they don't care about food you leave out.

never seen a purple martin and since the dead tree on our property line came down, we haven't seen any woodpeckers. but we have tons of songbirds. good luck!

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Louisgod posted:

at the time this happened I was in CT visiting extended family with my parents, and my dad more or less said he deserved it and I got extraordinarily pissed and starting yelling at him that nobody deserves to die for something like this and started berating him for his toxic standpoint. he got huffy, walked out of the room and began drinking because when you corner my dad over his lovely politics he dives right into a bottle.

Time for C-SPAM!

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


the only bad bird is the crested screamer

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://twitter.com/AllenCMarshall/status/1138216094001508353?s=20

:hmmyes:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1157339965023502336?s=20

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
squirrels deserve food and joy too. you will not edit nature to your will like it's a tv screen. i will personally crush every bird feeder i see

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Well gently caress. My fiance just got a job (like a long term cushy government gig) on the other side of the country so we're going to have to move and I'm excited for her, but I'm going to have to leave the job I've been at for 11 years and look for a job for the first real time in my life.

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005



I still cannot believe these are real statements from an actual real person. I am crackpinged all to hell

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



chariman kim

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

sandoz posted:

the only bad bird is the crested screamer

so the bald eagle isn't a bird

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Louisgod posted:

it's not hard: don't be black, don't question police when they arrest you for speeding, don't drive a car if you're black, don't have a mental disability, have a will written in advance, don't call 911, what's hard about thsi

don't reach for your wallet, don't reach for your phone, don't obey their orders to reach for those, don't DISobey their orders, don't ask about your rights, don't resist arrest, don't passively resist, don't scream when 5 cops jump on the back of your neck, don't bleed on their car interior

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



BAE OF PIGS posted:

Well gently caress. My fiance just got a job (like a long term cushy government gig) on the other side of the country so we're going to have to move and I'm excited for her, but I'm going to have to leave the job I've been at for 11 years and look for a job for the first real time in my life.

that sucks, but is also exciting. i've got some real prospects to move across the country to the west coast and would have to uproot my wife from her job, which i'm not crazy about, the jobs are pretty interesting. anyway, congrats to her and to you for a new adventure.

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A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/800073077799473152?lang=en

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