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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babysitting_Mama https://www.alibaba.com/showroom/controller-waterproof-case-for-wii.html
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Wonder what that person thinks of Yoshi's Island. He would like to smell it haha
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# ? Jul 30, 2019 05:44 |
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quote:my spouse and i have been together for many years. ill just say i was born w/ a vagina and they were born with a penis. im not straight or cis, but i do a gender neutral/non-binary thing and i like cis men and non-binary people. my partner was also non-binary for a while, but recently told me they wanted to transition. no concrete answers or steps yet, but definitely wanting to present as a woman. The (small) element of this scene that seems to be based around shaming people for not wanting to gently caress literally anyone who asks has always seemed a little off to me A transition like this always has an effect on a romantic relationship, and if it's a dealbreaker for you it's a dealbreaker for you. You can still be a source of support for your partner during this difficult time without being in a romantic relationship as such, and I think maybe that would be a good idea? quote:Sometimes after I get out of the shower, I like to put on suspenders and dance around like I'm sexy Mal Reynolds. I don't remember that episode quote:So coatimundi sex dream person here again. Not sure whats going on but right after my last confession I bought a coati plush doll when I couldnt stop thinking about that dream. Then I kinda forgot about it and everything has been cool and platonic with no problems until last nigh when I had a wet dream about my plush doll and woke up in a mess. I dont know why this is happening to me. Ill admit Im a furry and have been for forever but Im not a coatimundi and Ive never dated one either. Going to a con in a few weeks so maybe Ill find the coati of my dreams there, literally. That would be kinda cool I guess. uh I just ran a search in email for "coatimundi" and this email was the only one that came up
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 13:54 |
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What up fam, it's your boy CoatimundiSexDreamPerson95 coming at you again, don't forget to like comment and subscribe
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 14:07 |
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quote:Sometimes after I get out of the shower, I like to put on suspenders and dance around like I'm sexy Mal Reynolds. What do you attach the suspenders to?
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 14:37 |
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fordham posted:What do you attach the suspenders to? Also uh what type of suspenders? Because that means something different in British English
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 14:57 |
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In my very non woke hot take on vagina having goon, they're a gay man trapped in a woman's body that wants to plow other dudes.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 15:18 |
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purple death ray posted:What up fam, it's your boy CoatimundiSexDreamPerson95 coming at you again, don't forget to like comment and subscribe hey!!!
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 17:36 |
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quote:im non-binary so im technically trans myself That's not how that works.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 18:52 |
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Non-binary goon: You don't have to stay in a relationship with a woman, if you're not attracted to women that's ok and it's fine for you to not stay together, the situation might suck but it'll suck more for both of you if you tried to stick it out and ended up resenting her. You should refer to her by she/her though, given you've said she wants to transition and present as a woman. I can't believe I need to say this to another trans person tbh. I understand this is hard for you but resenting her for wanting features you have isn't great either, your dysphoria is not her dysphoria, your lived experiences are not her experiences. You wanting to escape the "burden of womanhood" and not understanding why anyone would want this is totally understandable, but like, it's kinda invalidating to trans femmes to act like it's some bizzare thing to want to be a woman just because you have dysphoria about your assigned gender at birth. I personally don't really "get" why people would want to be a dude, as a trans woman, but I don't have to get it, if it makes them happier then that's what matters. I'm sorry this is hard for you, but this isn't about you, it's about her and her happiness. If you can't be happy with her living as a woman then you need to leave for both of your sakes.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 19:13 |
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That's just so much poo poo to unpack for a single relationship.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 20:09 |
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Testicle Masochist posted:I understand this is hard for you but resenting her for wanting features you have isn't great either, your dysphoria is not her dysphoria, your lived experiences are not her experiences. Also, OP's life is about OP and her goals and her happiness. It's not about her wife's goals and happiness. She shouldn't stand in her way, but she shouldn't sacrifice herself to it either. It's okay if she doesn't want to be in this relationship anymore, and clearly she doesn't. quote:if we divorce, especially if i ever moved on, they will have nothing here. none of their family, and just work acquaintances Now let's say you divorce. She realizes she is living in a place where she has zero network, no friends or family. She probably moves. She probably moves to a place that has a community where she can fit in better and where she can have actual friends. imo the latter scenario is not just healthier for you, it's also better for her. Don't be the reason she stays in a place that has nothing for her. I'm not saying the process will be easy, but it can lead to a better result and more happiness for both of you.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 20:17 |
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Found coatimundi sex dream guy postquote posted:quote: I used to have a couple as pets. Didn't know I could have had 2 chicks at the same time for way less than a million dollars E: messed up link shy boy from chess club fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Aug 1, 2019 |
# ? Aug 1, 2019 00:36 |
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shy boy from chess club posted:Found coatimundi sex dream guy post Pffft that explains it, for some reason Gmail's search returned the correct result for "coatimundis" but not the singular. Thanks
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 02:40 |
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I hope anonymous goon is at least jacking off to my information.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 03:38 |
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Rad-daddio posted:I hope anonymous goon is at least jacking off to my information. The idea of someone looking me up based on my tax assessment online and being super mad about something I posted is just
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 12:23 |
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I’m struggling to come up with a more pathetic fesh but “I’m secretly keeping tabs on a bunch of strangers!” is pretty much the platonic ideal of white noise feshing
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 13:24 |
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Well it's a lot less socially stressful as making new/reaching out to old and reasonably harder to get an STD to get off that way so you're welcome I guess goon
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 15:47 |
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Sjs00 posted:Well it's a lot less socially stressful as making new/reaching out to old and reasonably harder to get an STD to get off that way so you're welcome I guess goon I guess it is harder to get a STD from banging a coatimundi, but I still find it gross.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 15:56 |
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McGavin posted:I guess it is harder to get a STD from banging a coatimundi, but I still find it gross. You're almost guaranteed to get a Severely Traumatized Dick
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:00 |
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McGavin posted:I guess it is harder to get a STD from banging a coatimundi, but I still find it gross.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:10 |
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Sick Transmitted (to) Gloria (from) Mundi
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:14 |
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purple death ray posted:You're almost guaranteed to get a Severely Traumatized Dick Mine didn't have them since the original owners had them removed but they usually have huge long fangs. Like long enough to give a prince Albert piercing. Probably want to avoid that end when banging coatis.
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 00:42 |
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quote:I'm supposedly a functional alcoholic. I drink at least a fifth of whatever liquor every day. Whisky preferred but it doesn't matter. If it's a work day, I start drinking in the evening. Doesn't matter when I need to get up. I get up, hit the snooze on the alarm once or twice, clean myself up, and go do a good day's work. It is SHOCKING to me that no one at work has noticed I have this problem. I notice it. I'm shaking, I'm dizzy, I can't focus. But I have a great poker face and I can bullshit with the best of them. And apparently they can't smell it one me. Seems strange. Even if we are hosed and beyond saving, there are years and years left before it personally affects your life (which is, ironically, the main reason we haven't done anything to stop it yet), and you might as well not spend it like this. I'm glad you're trying to cut it off; keep going, you'll see good results quote:Hi, I confessed a while back about my problem with buying LEGO. It’s gotten worse. where the gently caress are you gonna keep your lego when you lose your house dude I dunno, if this confession is real you need an intervention, because you don't have the willpower to keep up something like therapy on your own, but I can't really tell you to have your friends and family check you into shopping-addiction rehab. If you can manage to do that yourself, I guess, do it.
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 13:06 |
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Imagine being such a drunk that you don't realize that everyone around you knows that you have a serious problem but that they can't do a damned thing to help you.
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 13:27 |
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Hey booze goon if you're looking to bring it to a stop please do so carefully and ideally with a doctor's oversight! Going cold turkey can kill you
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 13:36 |
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everyone at your job totally knows they just don't want to have that conversation with you
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 13:42 |
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Imagine how hard it is to have that conversation with a loved one, why would anyone ruin their own day to sit down with the sweaty guy at work whose always talking about Vonnegut and Bukowski
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:00 |
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legoquacius posted:Lego Splicer posted:The love of your life is Lego. Stop pretending and accept it. Then build a new wife, better and pointier than the last one. Also, stop paying for Lego storage. Build a Lego house and store your Lego in that.
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:23 |
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Alcoholic goon, they can all smell it on you they're just being polite. LEGO goon loving lol. Before you die, make a statue out of yourself built from Legos. Your strange life needs a twilight zone finale.
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:47 |
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If LEGO goon posts a photograph of his own tombstone constructed out of LEGO then this thread will have been worth it.
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 15:00 |
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Maybe take all the LEGO and build a new place to live?
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 15:11 |
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but then they wouldn't be millennium falcons
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 15:17 |
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faptown posted:Maybe take all the LEGO and build a new place to live? Needs a sunken bathtub to attract the
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 18:18 |
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There’s a thread in E/N for people with booze problems, Booze Problem Dude. I post in there too because I have a problem with booze! Feel free to drop on by, it can’t hurt, right?
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 18:44 |
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I have a buddy that drank like that for almost a decade. He had to clean himself up or he was going to die and now if he starts drinking again it very likely will kill him. I almost forgot how fun and cool he was before the drinking and coke switched his personality. I loved both of him, but having my old friend back is pretty awesome. It's even better because people drinking around him doesn't annoy or tempt him so he still comes out with us!
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 18:48 |
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Alcoholic dude, start smoking weed instead. At least you won't smell so loving rank to all your coworkers, who all definitely know you're an alcoholic lol
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 20:19 |
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loquacius posted:where the gently caress are you gonna keep your lego when you lose your house dude To be fair, you could probably fit $300,000 worth of Lego on one standard-issue Billy bookcase
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 20:49 |
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Squashing Machine posted:To be fair, you could probably fit $300,000 worth of Lego on one standard-issue Billy bookcase Truth. I actually fit $300,000 of lego's on just the bottom 2/3rds of the bookcase, while my pride and joy $300,000 of Warhams 40k sits on the top shelf like the crown jewel it is.
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DandyLion posted:Truth. I actually fit $300,000 of lego's on just the bottom 2/3rds of the bookcase, while my pride and joy $300,000 of Warhams 40k sits on the top shelf like the crown jewel it is. I hope this is one of those spinning bookcases that reveals your play tables and mead collection.
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