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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
also, kingpin has a hi-tech security device to deal with super heroes that would explicitly do nothing against daredevil.

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Samuringa posted:

oh my god, it is literally the same thing






Except it makes some amount of sense when it's about not getting confused by Mirror Images; not when it's about shrugging off the effects of Poison Cloud.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
"I don't think I've ever seen you so confused, and that's saying something." Ah, so Kingpin reads this thread too.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

also, kingpin has a hi-tech security device to deal with super heroes that would explicitly do nothing against daredevil.

The sprinklers gently caress with his radar sense and the loud sirens would just generally gently caress him up. That's totally Daredevil defense.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Saoshyant posted:



If I close my eyes, I won't breathe these awful fumes! :spidey:

If only he had some sort of.....sense that could warn him about that ledge.

Zinkraptor
Apr 24, 2012

I like how frequently Spider-man ends up in trouble because he forgets he’s psychic and then gets out of trouble by remembering he’s psychic.

Like it’s not even just an NSM thing, it’s all over the place.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




MJ's eyes are up there, Black Widow. :mad:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Johnny Walker posted:



MJ's eyes are up there, Black Widow. :mad:

Jeez, take a picture, it'll last longer

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Yeah, I guess "suddenly Black Widow" makes as much sense as anything else in this strip.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
Oh, thank God, an actual superhero has shown up.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Epicurius posted:

Oh, thank God, an actual superhero has shown up.

She rope slings better than Spidey.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


evilmiera posted:

Is this before or after MJ figured out Peter was Spidey, and if the latter, how much headtrauma has SHE suffered?

Lurdiak posted:

She supposedly knew before they even met.
But that retcon wasn't by Stan, and while it was established that she'd known for years that Peter was Spidey, he knowing from the start was only established in Parallel Lives. Whether MJ knows here is still up in the air, especially since this is a different continuity.

Samuringa posted:

This is actually something he has done recently against the Kingpin in Zdarsky's run and it was also a bit weird
Plus you know, Far From Home.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Now there are two redheads falling to their deaths.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Yvonmukluk posted:

But that retcon wasn't by Stan, and while it was established that she'd known for years that Peter was Spidey, he knowing from the start was only established in Parallel Lives. Whether MJ knows here is still up in the air, especially since this is a different continuity.

Her wondering where Peter is in internal monologue makes it pretty clear she doesn't know.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Push El Burrito posted:

Now there are two redheads falling to their deaths.

She's holding a zipline(?) on the other hand but it might as well be the least noticeable detail in this strip

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You could have just aimed at the huge brick tower rather than the relatively thin suspension cable...

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

goatface posted:

You could have just aimed at the huge brick tower rather than the relatively thin suspension cable...

Spider-Man, teaming up with his most feared enemy?!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


goatface posted:

You could have just aimed at the huge brick tower rather than the relatively thin suspension cable...

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister



And to think, this is where the seeds of Kraven's Last Hunt were sown...

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Yvonmukluk posted:

And to think, this is where the seeds of Kraven's Last Hunt were sown...

The finale of Kraven's Last Hunt in a newspaper strip...

NEXT: WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Kraven is literally toxic masculinity.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
well, you are what you eat and kraven subsists entirely on jungle potions. what did you think was in them?

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

I only know that the most important ingredient in a jungle potion is the Blood of a Dipshit

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Libra posted:

I only know that the most important ingredient in a jungle potion is the Blood of a Dipshit

If you replace it with ketchup does he become a nice Kraven like Duckula.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




No, MJ. The woman in the Black Widow costume who just swung down out of nowhere and saved you is not, in fact, Black Widow from the Avengers.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Still can't get over that Natasha literally swooped over and stole Peter's wife

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
So... Spidey takes MJ out swinging, and now she's been picked up by another woman who was also out swinging.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Elfface posted:

So... Spidey takes MJ out swinging, and now she's been picked up by another woman who was also out swinging.

All of them created in the 60s so of course they're swingers.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Man, there sure is a lot of falling in the Newspaper universe.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Binary Badger posted:

Man, there sure is a lot of falling in the Newspaper universe.

It's spelled "failing".

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

:trumppop: The FAILING Newspaper Spider-Man!

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Wow, MJ really always was the most competent character in this comic. Also just completely shutting down Kraven multiple times. That's pretty great.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Humans are scum, just look at these homeless, who are like rats - Spider-man, apparently.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Lurdiak posted:

Humans are scum, just look at these homeless, who are like rats - Spider-man, apparently.

Just look at Peter Parker, who is definitely not me. Do you want to live like Peter Parker?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Johnny Walker posted:



No, MJ. The woman in the Black Widow costume who just swung down out of nowhere and saved you is not, in fact, Black Widow from the Avengers.
Hobgoblin has finger lasers?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Not the first time MJ has had to contend with Harry's finger blasts.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Knormal posted:

Hobgoblin has finger lasers?

Yeah, it's one of his major things.

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