the fact that he hasn't drank in almost a decade and is clearly pretty wasted makes me wonder if he was at one point a recovering alcoholic
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FilthyImp posted:A teenager definitely can't gauge how many beers will get them sloshed but a grown-rear end man should be able to figure out what a good buzz maintenance pace should be. Okay I guess you can estimate your tolerance after 8 years is approximately "zero"
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:03 |
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the FBI is loving incompetent
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:04 |
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i vomit kittens posted:the fact that he hasn't drank in almost a decade and is clearly pretty wasted makes me wonder if he was at one point a recovering alcoholic Speaking of, did the recovering alcoholic who went on a date, got really drunk, [SCENE MISSING], and ended up with the poo poo beaten out of him by her ex ever fill in the blanks? He’s right up there with jerkin’ in the UK for stories where they glossed over something fairly, uh, important.
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:06 |
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i vomit kittens posted:the fact that he hasn't drank in almost a decade and is clearly pretty wasted makes me wonder if he was at one point a recovering alcoholic Pinecone Sample posted:Okay I guess you can estimate your tolerance after 8 years is approximately "zero" Both good points. Just imagining the wife clarifying "Drink With Him" meant he needed to supervise and not actually relapse
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:08 |
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Stevie Lee posted:the FBI is loving incompetent frankly I'm surprised they're even bothering to investigate it, seeing as how it's a white supremacy case
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:17 |
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It seems like it could be a basic misunderstanding. His wife thought they were going to have a couple of beers and watch the game to teach their son how to drink in moderation, whereas OP has done the whole bonding thing and maybe figured he'd teach his son what a hangover feels like. All they really need to do is straighten it out the next day. Look forward to the update where he's been kicked out and she's starting divorce proceedings. Alternatively, his wife's just disappointed that she married such a lightweight that he managed to get drunk under the table by his own son.
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AITA for masturbating in a shared motel room on vacation?quote:This is not a shitpost, unfortunately I'm 100% serious. I'm asking because my family reacted with anger lol.
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:24 |
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Voting Floater posted:Alternatively, his wife's just disappointed that she married such a lightweight that he managed to get drunk under the table by his own son. If they're going shot for shot this is an expected outcome for a kid who's been drinking at parties vs. some dude who hasn't for 8 years. The father is a dumb rear end if he legit didn't think of this as being an issue.
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:28 |
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the wife must have been thinking about divorce for a while or otherwise be someone who threatens divorce constantly, cause that's a bullshit reason
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:33 |
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AITA for telling my cousin's friends that I watch a lot of porn as they shared their sex stories?quote:So I (21M) went to a small get together that my cousin (29F) had with her friends from high school (four girls, all aged 29F).
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:34 |
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i vomit kittens posted:A couple years ago I was in a Counter Strike match with someone who kept calling everyone in the game various racial slurs via voice/text. His username was his Twitch URL so I go to it and sure enough he's there streaming with a webcam and has his full name and military occupation in his About Me. I saved the VOD of the match but never actually went through with sending it anywhere that might get him in trouble. People with bigoted ideas really can’t stop themselves from advertising their real identities, huh. “haha hell yeah i love associating my real name with being a homophobic racist piece of poo poo that just owns! *gets fired 2 weeks later bc their employer doesn’t want to be associated with that poo poo* BUT WHAT ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH”
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:39 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for telling my cousin's friends that I watch a lot of porn as they shared their sex stories? Lol at this turbo-nerd but also lol at the group of girls who can't believe someone isn't promiscuous in college. Seriously though he needs to use re-purpose that masturbation time to practice talking with girls, 3-4x time a day is such a time sink.
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:42 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for masturbating in a shared motel room on vacation? I can’t believe you did that Pinecone Sample.
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:50 |
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blugu64 posted:I can’t believe you did that Pinecone Sample. Hahaha
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:51 |
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blugu64 posted:I can’t believe you did that Pinecone Sample.
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 20:56 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:nice meltdown This post makes it seem like you're too stupid to comprehend what the other poster is saying, was that your goal?
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 21:11 |
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blugu64 posted:I can’t believe you did that Pinecone Sample.
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 21:22 |
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My [23M] Girlfriend [22F] Pulled A Creepy 180 on Mequote:Throwaway because she uses reddit and knows my handle
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 21:29 |
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QuarkJets posted:This post makes it seem like you're too stupid to comprehend what the other poster is saying, was that your goal? nice meltdown lmao
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 21:51 |
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AITA for asking my boyfriend to stop wrestling with the dog because it was weird?quote:We've been together for a year now and we're both 25. He has a big black lab, weighs around 80lbs that I swear he loves more than me. The dog never leaves his side, is always looking at him, and acts like an 80 pound lapdog towards him. Most nights before bed he'll get down on all fours and wrestle with her for ~10 minutes. They then go get a snack together.
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AITA for telling a friend’s friend that he couldn’t keep the “jackpot” that he hit on my antique slot machine? (About $700)quote:I had a party at my house last night. I have an antique slot machine from the 1940s that is in absolutely spotless and working condition in my living room. My step grandma was a show girl she she got it while dating a count room guy prior to meeting my grandpa.
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 23:19 |
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AITA for commenting on how easily offended the people in my group are?quote:I 24M was out camping with my parents and their long time friends for a couple days. The group consisted of 7 people in the age range of 50-65. I'm was the only younger person there.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for asking my boyfriend to stop wrestling with the dog because it was weird? This girl sucks
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 23:23 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for telling a friend’s friend that he couldn’t keep the “jackpot” that he hit on my antique slot machine? (About $700) Though I was hoping the finale was the guest would break the machine on the way out. DemoneeHo posted:AITA for commenting on how easily offended the people in my group are?
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 23:23 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for commenting on how easily offended the people in my group are? 50 years ago those people would be talking about minorities with the same language, now that publicly being a racist is frowned upon in most circles all that's left is poo poo-talking young people QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Aug 4, 2019 |
# ? Aug 4, 2019 23:28 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for telling a friend’s friend that he couldn’t keep the “jackpot” that he hit on my antique slot machine? (About $700) but don't you see i will be destitute without the unknown quantity of money that has accrued over decades in a box i never open
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 23:33 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for telling a friend’s friend that he couldn’t keep the “jackpot” that he hit on my antique slot machine? (About $700) rear end in a top hat, since it sounds like he's been letting all sorts of people feed the thing for years. He could have kept a jar of quarters by it and it'd just be a fun thing. Actually letting people win/lose money at your home slot machine is loving stupid unless you're 100% willing to let the winnings go.
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 23:40 |
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blugu64 posted:I can’t believe you did that Pinecone Sample. now we know who contacted the authorities
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# ? Aug 4, 2019 23:41 |
want to see slot machine guy v. dad who tried to keep the winnings from the lottery ticket he bought for his daughter
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 00:00 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for asking my boyfriend to stop wrestling with the dog because it was weird?
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 00:06 |
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The following is content copied from reddit.com, an internet message board. I have had no public or private contact with the user on somethingawful.com nor reddit.com, nor anywhere else to the best of my knowledge. I am not the author of the message that follows below. I have no way to assess the truthfulness of this story and can provide no further information than the text that was posted. TIFU by trying to stop a mass shooting quote:Throwaway for obvious reasons. I'm writing this after squeezing in a couple hours of sleep this morning after the scariest night of my life. For some background: I have been married to my wife now for 6 years. Recently this year, our relationship has started to deteriorate, but we were still trying to make it work. A few months ago I suggested having an open relationship to try and revamp our marriage and get more excitement in our lives. We've had threesomes in the past with both men and women and felt pretty good about controlling any jealousy that might arise, so we decided to give it a shot-while being open and honest about who else we were seeing. Well, the first person I had the opportunity to sleep with was one of her closest friends. After bringing it up with her, she got (understandably) very upset with both myself and her friend for even entertaining the idea. She called off any chance of an open relationship and cut off contact with her friend while telling me to do the same. I didn't exactly take her advice and have been seeing our mutual friend for a couple months now on a regular basis without my wife's knowledge.
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TheAardvark posted:rear end in a top hat, since it sounds like he's been letting all sorts of people feed the thing for years. He could have kept a jar of quarters by it and it'd just be a fun thing. Actually letting people win/lose money at your home slot machine is loving stupid unless you're 100% willing to let the winnings go. yeah, why in hell would he leave seven hundred dollars in the slot machine anyway? he "can't afford" to let it go but he could afford to let it sit in the machine?
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for telling a friend’s friend that he couldn’t keep the “jackpot” that he hit on my antique slot machine? (About $700) Behold, the first good AITA post. What a shithead. "I'll give you your quarters back," lol.
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 00:11 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for telling a friends friend that he couldnt keep the jackpot that he hit on my antique slot machine? (About $700)
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Pinecone Sample posted:The following is content copied from reddit.com, an internet message board. I have had no public or private contact with the user on somethingawful.com nor reddit.com, nor anywhere else to the best of my knowledge. I am not the author of the message that follows below. I have no way to assess the truthfulness of this story and can provide no further information than the text that was posted.
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 00:12 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for asking my boyfriend to stop wrestling with the dog because it was weird? he loves the dog more than you, also the dog loves him more than you do.
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Dr Strangepants posted:Lol at this turbo-nerd but also lol at the group of girls who can't believe someone isn't promiscuous in college. Seriously though he needs to use re-purpose that masturbation time to practice talking with girls, 3-4x time a day is such a time sink. dude was three or four cool sentences away from a reverse gangbang. now into the sock it goes, like so many tears in the rain.
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Pinecone Sample posted:The following is content copied from reddit.com, an internet message board. I have had no public or private contact with the user on somethingawful.com nor reddit.com, nor anywhere else to the best of my knowledge. I am not the author of the message that follows below. I have no way to assess the truthfulness of this story and can provide no further information than the text that was posted. Nice try, pal!!!
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for telling a friend’s friend that he couldn’t keep the “jackpot” that he hit on my antique slot machine? (About $700) You keep that $700 and I'm calling the state gaming board, buster. Your move.
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