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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

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lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001


A tweet is all they'll get, at best.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

president twatter will save us with tweets :downs:

thicc_waluigi
Jan 5, 2019


cucked by tweets

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

what the gently caress

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Raptor1033 posted:


what the gently caress

This makes me want to buy the chud coffee, definitely

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Mass tragedy exploiting burnt beans because dark roast is MANLY (and has the least caffiene and worst taste).

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/choyak74/status/1158222209674108929?s=20

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Weird that pigs can get als

lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

That chump probably spent his entire adult life voting for politicians who explicitly promised to lower benefits and cut taxes. Enjoy dying slowly.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
die you stupid fucks, die

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
At some point we're going to have Trump live on television reading tweets of his own dying voters and mocking them like that handicapped reporter

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


trumps gonna Holocaust the gamers

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Knight posted:

At some point we're going to have Trump live on television reading tweets of his own dying voters and mocking them like that handicapped reporter

I hope not, this thread is my legacy and it would put me out of business

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Agean90 posted:

trumps gonna Holocaust the gamers

Oh boy, what happened this time?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


CodfishCartographer posted:

Oh boy, what happened this time?

Piss hogs speech about the shootings this weekend started blaming violent Vidya games and social media. oh the betrayal

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
also said we gotta disavow white supremacy so /pol/ is filling with meltdowns its pretty great

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
https://twitter.com/Tim420420/status/1158388769680048130
https://twitter.com/Cam58567139/status/1158386374979944449
https://twitter.com/Alephax/status/1158381647970148353?s=20

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

TontoCorazon posted:

Yeah, its probably super easy.

yeah, beyond his injuries, he's a lil guy who checked in at 150 pounds or so. he of course always has a gun on him though lol

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Something about this tweet is very funny to me:
god drat you for going after the guns!!
in the name of jesus christ amen!!!!
you are a piece of of poo poo.
i cant believe i voted for you rear end in a top hat!

There's a lot here to consider. The first thing to me:
is the god drat you for going after the guns!!
in the name of jesus christ amen!!!!

It reads like a poem or a spell. Is he calling on Christ to sentence Trump to hell? It reminds me of the exorcist.

The punctuation stands out to me as well. Two exclamation marks, 4 exclamation marks, a period, and then a final exclamation mark

!!!! - !! - . - !

It has a sort of rhythmic quality to it, a kind of a shout followed by a whisper, but with tension rising again on the final note.

Finally, the capitalization. Nothing is capitalized, yet every sentence is punctuated. This is striking to me, because it sort of reeks of a weird attitude like "I don't really care what I am saying or how, but the fact I'm saying it is very important!"

I think I could get a Phd out of this tweet.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Agean90 posted:

Piss hogs speech about the shootings this weekend started blaming violent Vidya games and social media. oh the betrayal

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
so it's safe to assume that any twitter account that ends with a shitload of numbers is a bot, right?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


the milk machine posted:

so it's safe to assume that any twitter account that ends with a shitload of numbers is a bot, right?

That or a boomer who doesn't care about their handle. Either way they should be ignored and mocked

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

the milk machine posted:

so it's safe to assume that any twitter account that ends with a shitload of numbers is a bot, right?

Probably not if the number is 420420 though

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

FFT posted:

Probably not if the number is 420420 though

there's no way that guy isn't shitposting with a number like that

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
https://twitter.com/JajsaArthur/status/1158483645671198720?s=20
https://twitter.com/gahlswede/status/1158480497774927874?s=20
https://twitter.com/hjules1980/status/1158480002540822528?s=20

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

pseudanonymous posted:

Something about this tweet is very funny to me:
god drat you for going after the guns!!
in the name of jesus christ amen!!!!
you are a piece of of poo poo.
i cant believe i voted for you rear end in a top hat!

There's a lot here to consider. The first thing to me:
is the god drat you for going after the guns!!
in the name of jesus christ amen!!!!

It reads like a poem or a spell. Is he calling on Christ to sentence Trump to hell? It reminds me of the exorcist.

The punctuation stands out to me as well. Two exclamation marks, 4 exclamation marks, a period, and then a final exclamation mark

!!!! - !! - . - !

It has a sort of rhythmic quality to it, a kind of a shout followed by a whisper, but with tension rising again on the final note.

Finally, the capitalization. Nothing is capitalized, yet every sentence is punctuated. This is striking to me, because it sort of reeks of a weird attitude like "I don't really care what I am saying or how, but the fact I'm saying it is very important!"

I think I could get a Phd out of this tweet.

Reminds me of that old magic...magic...coming for you freep post.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1156268652582359040

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
socialism is ok when rich white people do it

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002




lol how is this morbidly obese motherfucker still alive? he looks like a corpse that is eyebanging his grieving daughter.

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1158437695087157248

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004


oh now THAT'S the kind of pain i like to see :dance:

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Yet they will pull that lever R every time. Not just because of racism, religion or gun rights alone (they play a big factor though). But because the messaging is so absolutely poisoned that they see no alternative. It is either the party that will destroy your livelihood, devour your lineage, drive off the people you have lived and worked with and leave absolutely nothing behind; or Democrats. And they are evil godless heathens so why would you ever vote for that?

The messaging is the key here. And, sad to say, we have ignored that facet with the endless chud safari and 'economic anxiety'.

This doesn't mean pandering. It doesn't mean giving a single loving inch to racists or fascists. It means placing the blame exactly where it lies, fighting back against bullshit messaging and being honest about the work needed to recover. Decorum is dead: speak plainly. Trump and his cronies have hosed over farmers and workers while lying to their face, and if you believe otherwise then you are willfully ignorant. Let's actually do something.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

J.A.B.C. posted:

Yet they will pull that lever R every time. Not just because of racism, religion or gun rights alone (they play a big factor though). But because the messaging is so absolutely poisoned that they see no alternative. It is either the party that will destroy your livelihood, devour your lineage, drive off the people you have lived and worked with and leave absolutely nothing behind; or Democrats. And they are evil godless heathens so why would you ever vote for that?

The messaging is the key here. And, sad to say, we have ignored that facet with the endless chud safari and 'economic anxiety'.

This doesn't mean pandering. It doesn't mean giving a single loving inch to racists or fascists. It means placing the blame exactly where it lies, fighting back against bullshit messaging and being honest about the work needed to recover. Decorum is dead: speak plainly. Trump and his cronies have hosed over farmers and workers while lying to their face, and if you believe otherwise then you are willfully ignorant. Let's actually do something.

welcome to the thread; you seem new.

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

1redflag posted:

welcome to the thread; you seem new.

Soon enough he'll be cackling at these dipshit fuckpiles and calling for the guillotines just like the rest of us.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Sending thoughts and prayers. :angel:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

FMguru posted:

Sending thoughts and prayers. :angel:

they're gonna need some bigger prayers :stare:

it'shappening.gif

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1158509730601590785?s=20

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
I will never, ever get over a group of people who are entirely dependent on export markets for their livelihood voting (overwhelmingly!) for a man who straightforwardly promised to launch a massive trade war against their primary export market.

I can't even blame Trmup - he's just doing (for once) exactly what he promised to do when he was campaigning. He didn't backstab them or betray them, he's just doing literally what he said he was going to do, with entirely predictable consequences.

LOL forever.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006


I can't get through the paywall. Does it include the money shot where they say they'll probably (or definitely) vote for Trump again?

I must know! :allears:

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i just texted my buddy who left rural iowa and the newspaper business at the same time I did last fall. he owned the business and got out juuuuuuuuuuust in time. in fact, the person who bought it from him still owes him 60 grand. the money in ag land has been dried up for a year. im curious just how bad it'll get or of he'll get his money.

namely because i own a house there still lol

that said, hopefully not for long as I'm selling it to my brother who moved to iowa to get back on his feet for less than the cost of a new economy car. at least his job isnt at all tied into the ag economy so he'll be ok. same with my mom and step dad who still live in rural iowa

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