Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

ultrafilter posted:

The article is extremely cursed.
I blame your for me clicking it

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Man who threw fridge off Spanish cliff ordered to drag it back up

quote:

In a video posted to local police AUGC Guardia Civil's Twitter account, the unidentified man is seen throwing the fridge over a guard rail into a ravine in Almeria, in the country's south-east, before returning to his van.

Both the person recording the video and the man in question, who are speaking Spanish, are heard saying "recycling, let's go, recycle it" and "let's see how many flips it can do", according to CNN.

The offender, who was ultimately identified by police, was fined 45,000 euros and ordered to return to the scene, collect the fridge to dispose of it correctly. In a follow up video posted by police, the man and a companion are seen struggling to haul the appliance back up the cliff.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Cliffs have a poor history of disposing of unwanted household items. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI3HADMqTQc

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/vcstar/status/1158782524476264451?s=19

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Truth is dumber than fiction

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/f...m_content=wkmg6

Florida!

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

this is the origin story to some kind of Florida Man superhero

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid

ClickOrlando posted:

It used to be our toilet. We have nothing now.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Same thing happened at a local police station, but they suspect foul play. In that case the cops have nothing to go on

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


The man was found dead in his cell.

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/08/06/us/brazilian-inmate-death-trnd/index.html

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

On a lighter note:

McDonald’s Japan beverage cups not PG-rated when viewed from certain angles
https://twitter.com/mao_kila/status/1155812188696637446

Invisble Manuel
Nov 4, 2009

Platystemon posted:

Isn’t that just for public housing?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
My bad on this as well, I somehow missed the root story. Ban smoking at the workplace or in public housing sure but what employees do on their own time is their business unless it directly impacts their work.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

The fool, your supposed to toss car batteries into the ocean, not fridges over cliffs. One is illegal and the other is the greatest natural and legal high known to man.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Remember That Fire in Weitchpec Over the Weekend? Turns Out It Was Caused By a Bear Falling Onto a Sheriff’s Vehicle.

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme

Only you.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Smokey no!

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1160292749347868679

what is going on in the UK these days

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Nothing good buddy. Keep driving.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

UKIP's leaders have always been dickbrains, they just made it official.

misguided rage
Jun 15, 2010

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:
In my neck of the woods there's a "Dick Pound" in local government.

E: whoops I misremembered he's actually a sports guy

misguided rage has a new favorite as of 16:25 on Aug 11, 2019

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






https://wtop.com/anne-arundel-county/2019/08/volunteers-firefighters-rescue-osprey-in-distress-in-annapolis/

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s not the first time an osprey has needed a rescue.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
It’s happened again. Video shows figures leaving vintage TVs on Henrico front porches

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This is just illegal dumping.

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Platystemon posted:

This is just illegal dumping.

scroll away from your posts

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Loving the fact that the bird rescue is in Boyds.




Lol, is that a television on his head?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Hard-hitting journalism in my local paper.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Dubliners Advised To Be On The Lookout For Drunk Pigeons

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yer Da Sells Avon: How The Scots Language Found A New Home On Twitter

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

So years-old memes are news, eh?

quote:

tweet­ed @HarryJosieGiles as part of a thread which used the meme to exam­ine the Scots lan­guage with­in the con­text of colo­nial­ism.

lol

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

rodbeard posted:

Hard-hitting journalism in my local paper.



Politics is more popular.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Someone had way too much fun with this one:

https://twitter.com/splinter_news/status/1161062455218462726

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Amazon claims its Rekognition software can now detect fear

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Her last name means Fishleg.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1161507606185357312

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



It's real.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Did your dick rot off? You may be entitled to substantial compensation.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
"Defendant, Why did you murder all those pharmaceutical CEOs?"

"Their drugs made my dick rot off."

"....No charges filed, release this man."

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply