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Solice Kirsk posted:I thought about getting back into boxing and jiu jitsu, but I don't want to be the 38 year old throwing up on the mat 20 minutes into the warm up, so that puts me back at square one. It's better than being the 38-year old throwing up at home from being hungover. Get back out there!
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I have an eliptical machine downstairs that is facing a 50" tv about 5 feet away and I've still never got off my rear end to use it.
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Ghostnuke posted:I have an eliptical machine downstairs that is facing a 50" tv about 5 feet away and I've still never got off my rear end to use it. Well, it's obviously just taking up space. Why not just go ahead and give that thing to me? Oh, and i'll take the TV, too! 
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Sjs00 posted:Yeah the event is sex and he's got a medal Look if he can compete in that event after cutting his dick off he deserves the medal
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Look if he can compete in that event after cutting his dick off he deserves the medal
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Aug 6, 2019 21:27
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They put the "pro" in prophylactic.
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Ghostnuke posted:I have an eliptical machine downstairs that is facing a 50" tv about 5 feet away and I've still never got off my rear end to use it. gimme ur tv
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Aug 6, 2019 23:41
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Goddammit I should have said it was whole new ball game
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loquacius posted:"I don't wanna and my brain is bullshit" that’s like half the thread right there but Yeah, same
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quote:Chlamydia goon here. nice humblebrag chlamydia goon Ask her to show you a kata or something, if she says the secret cult karate doesn't have katas ask her to kick your rear end. If she can do either one she's still kinda crazy but at least not making poo poo up. Either way I vote you keep seeing her, it sounds fun
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Aug 7, 2019 13:51
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Didn't we have another bug hallucination adventure fesh some months back?
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Aug 7, 2019 14:12
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Yes, goon in a coma had a swashbuckling adventure with giant bugs.
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That's a lot of effort to make exactly 3 people laugh but you do you, crazy goon.
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Bug coma was one of my hands down favorites of the thread so far. Right up there with anime boss girlfriend and the dude that wrote the super long love letter to his buddy's girlfriend.
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Aug 7, 2019 14:54
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bug karate was the best part of this thread
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El_Elegante posted:Yes, goon in a coma had a swashbuckling adventure with giant bugs. I somehow missed this reference  I pretty much exclusively post these before I leave for work in the morning; I have breakfast and coffee when I get to work because it's free there, so I'm not cognitively at my best in these responses. That's my excuse for this, and for any time I miss a followup with instructions for how I should post a previous fesh.
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I'd be down to watch a movie or read a book inspired by that fesh. A+ cool story concept.
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The sex ninja cult fesh is already a novel
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That part of that book made me irrationally angry the sex ninjas have so much sex that they forgot how babies are made, this is a real thing in the book
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loquacius posted:That part of that book made me irrationally angry Don't forget to mention that before the protagonist meets the sex ninjas he already super-duper impressed the Fairy God of Sex and Pleasure. And he was a virgin. Then he hosed the sex ninjas. Then he hosed the barmaid from earlier. But he still hasn't hosed his one true lady love! A fantastic tome and a real quick read. Just nothing but meat and potatoes in that story.
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Aug 7, 2019 23:24
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IDK bug girl seems like a keeper.
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loquacius posted:That part of that book made me irrationally angry I heard this was a real thing somewhere, some pacific islanders whose diet had yams with contraceptive effects as a staple so they never really connected the dots
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I heard this was a real thing somewhere, some pacific islanders whose diet had yams with contraceptive effects as a staple so they never really connected the dots I'd be suspect of this without reading the evidence myself. I don't care how good the natural contraception is, the only people who get pregnant are the ones who have had sex. Good natural contraception would just mean that the odds of pregnancy are very low.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Don't forget to mention that before the protagonist meets the sex ninjas he already super-duper impressed the Fairy God of Sex and Pleasure. And he was a virgin. Honestly I had heard about this part before reading the book and it kinda disappointed me that my reading wasn't as crazy as that like IIRC he didn't impress her by being good at sex, he impressed her by not instantly going insane from sex magic or whatever, and it was established that he was already a good magic guy by then so that actually made sense, but maybe I'm remembering it wrong but the sex ninja part still made me mad bc the whole sex-ninja society was so aggressively dumb and everyone took it so seriously Ghost Leviathan posted:I heard this was a real thing somewhere, some pacific islanders whose diet had yams with contraceptive effects as a staple so they never really connected the dots This at least has a scientific explanation other than "they're all having sex constantly soooo *raises eyebrow fantasy-author-ish-ly*"
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Pfft whatever Dune had the nuns with pussy magic decades ago.
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Mystical sex ninja witches have a long and solid history in speculative fiction. e;f,b
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I heard this was a real thing somewhere, some pacific islanders whose diet had yams with contraceptive effects as a staple so they never really connected the dots If your staple crop makes you infertile how would you reproduce. This is so wrong on its face how do you not feel ridiculous repeating it?
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El_Elegante posted:If your staple crop makes you infertile how would you reproduce. This is so wrong on its face how do you not feel ridiculous repeating it? Doritos and Moutain Dew makes people not able to reproduce as well.
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El_Elegante posted:If your staple crop makes you infertile how would you reproduce. This is so wrong on its face how do you not feel ridiculous repeating it? "Contraceptive effects" doesn't mean 100% efficacy, but it would have to be a pretty Goldilocks-perfect rate of success to make pregnancy apparently unconnected to sex without killing them off yeah
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Solice Kirsk posted:Doritos and Moutain Dew makes people not able to reproduce as well. Lets face it, thats only a symptom, not the disease itself. the disease being that goons are naturally replusive
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I am repulsive
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goon(ette) but im hot - I must CONFESS - and i stay away from Doritos and mt dew. I am a magnet for the naturally repulsive tho.
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loquacius posted:"Contraceptive effects" doesn't mean 100% efficacy, but it would have to be a pretty Goldilocks-perfect rate of success to make pregnancy apparently unconnected to sex without killing them off yeah
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bug fucker baby, sex magic
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My Shoes posted:goon(ette) but im hot - I must CONFESS - and i stay away from Doritos and mt dew. Whose re-reg are you?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Whose re-reg are you? That's top secret.
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My Shoes posted:goon(ette) but im hot - I must CONFESS - and i stay away from Doritos and mt dew. Trap Sprung hot women eat like loving dogshit.
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Bust Rodd posted:Trap Sprung hot women eat like loving dogshit. Damnit if I say anything now im just trap sprung :P I actually don't eat very much tho and only health food I don't like to eat and i cant stand junk food. Its gross to me. Plus im allergic to a lot of poo poo.
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weird
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802.11weed posted:weird good post dude
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