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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Poop jokes: A lot! A lot! So much! I mean, this is the best one ever. Sadly breaks the character limit
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lol, somehow I knew exactly who this was referencing as soon as I read it.
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# ? Aug 6, 2019 21:18 |
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Bushiz posted:I mean, depends on the trade. You can't start from absolute zero but six hours of watching youtubes on the subject will get you far enough to get in the door. SardonicTyrant posted:The Future Mrs. or Mr. SardonicTyrant?!!! Goon Danton posted:They actually married you before, they've just been out of the game for a while.
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 03:53 |
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El Padrino posted:I will eat delicious devil-made cheese even if it curses me to poo poo out my innards for 3 days straight Jerry Cotton posted:Sir this is the poo poo that DIDN'T happen thread.
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 04:11 |
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christmas boots posted:One time he body slammed a microwave and bounced right off of it. It was mesmerizing. It's not that surprising considering Juggalos have had a bad history with magnets.
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 05:06 |
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Magnetrons, how do they work?
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 05:59 |
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Juggalo dude just remind me of backyard wrestling
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 13:19 |
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Splatmaster posted:"HOLY poo poo, DO YOU SEE THAT loving THING?"
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:23 |
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Black Griffon posted:hey idiots I'm a few pages behind, but if you're still talking about public relations, shut up about public relations and tell me what to review next El_Elegante posted:review my balls
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 21:19 |
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Hunter2 Thompson posted:unifi projects a rich, woodsy lanfeel with booming TCP SYNs, rebounding ACKs, while still preserving the subtle piccolo-like timbre of SYN/ACKs. Even the difficult and elusive FIN often disregarded by APs in the same price range, with the consequences of a metallic and conciliatory tone (think of clutching a sweaty fistful of pennies), reaches a buttery warm crescendo on unifi. When it comes to UDP, unifi continues to amaze, ferrying all types of datagrams tested with incredible power and clarity.
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 21:22 |
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Lolling at those last three
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 21:25 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:me: i think i might have a severe intestinal parasite that is causing me lots of anguish please don't sing dragula
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 22:03 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I enjoy pickles but I wouldn't want to eat one the size of a whale penis all in one sitting. Samovar posted:Guess you don't take after your Mom then, huh?
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 23:54 |
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Re: the name for a sloppy joe without tomato sauceAntivehicular posted:I believe the technical term is a "Decorous Joseph" iunno but it made me legit guffaw
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 01:15 |
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From the NYC thread:Volmarias posted:Peregrine falcon, eating a pigeon on 86th and 3rd, apparently doesn't give a poo poo that there's a bunch of people nearby watching it. Matt Zerella posted:Ayyyyyy, I'm hawkin hea
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 16:39 |
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haveblue posted:From the NYC thread:
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 18:12 |
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Bearjew posted:trump
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 20:36 |
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Guess the thread and maybe the forum account name of this goon of the future:Vasudus posted:A kid ran up to me at Metro Center while I was waiting to go home. He was about 8-10 and some kind of aussie/kiwi or something. Anyway he just yells BATMAN OR SUPERMAN at me. I respond Batman. He yells "HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND HE'S GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" while running away with his arms out like an airplane.
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 20:49 |
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EorayMel posted:Guess the thread and maybe the forum account name of this goon of the future: BATMAN GAY SO WHAT Regd April 20, 2030
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:00 |
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"Ok Superman then?" "HIS PLANET EXPLODED AND HE'S GAAAAAAAAY"
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:50 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:lol but not in a good way
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 23:35 |
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CzarChasm posted:He's an install wizard? That has to be a glitch.
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 23:46 |
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:https://twitter.com/alejandroid/status/1159162678780338176?s=19 Facebook Aunt posted:Where does player 2 sit?
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# ? Aug 9, 2019 05:18 |
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Animal-Mother posted:Nancy Reagan was the Superhead of her time. H.P. Hovercraft posted:the talk page says that it's "due to lack of reliable sources" Animal-Mother posted:Oral history strikes again.
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# ? Aug 9, 2019 14:13 |
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The next two posts after that are pretty good too: High Lord Elbow posted:For twenty years that gif has wandered the bowels of the Internet, waiting for the question it was born to answer. This is a momentous day. Beldantazar posted:you mean the bowls of the internet surely :V
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# ? Aug 9, 2019 15:28 |
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my new dog posted:jeff admires his new cybermechanical form. your collar shocks you as you look away from the conveyor belt. jeff escapes the atmosphere. you are finally allowed to pee. zero g cyber jeff meditates in the light of a distant star. your bones are dust and the BEZ-0 lunar weapon system is hyper sniping a bad batch of your farm bred ancestors
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# ? Aug 9, 2019 23:10 |
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loving Jeff. Never met a Jeff that wasn't an oblivious wierdo.
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# ? Aug 9, 2019 23:51 |
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Outrail posted:loving Jeff. Never met a Jeff that wasn't an oblivious wierdo. now imagine he has more money than god, except its not imagination
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 01:07 |
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RandomFerret posted:It's against the law in most states to keep a deer you hit, it's to keep people from 'hunting' by just barreling through the woods in their trucks Platystemon posted:There should be an exception for motorcyclists. Prav posted:bit gruesome to just tie the dude on your hood though
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 02:44 |
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Krankenstyle posted:now imagine he has more money than god, except its not imagination loving Jeff.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 03:09 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Kinks targeted at miners? Must be a mod.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 04:19 |
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 04:56 |
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Pretty good
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 05:11 |
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Mak0rz posted:More from everyone's favorite lobster family Admiral Joeslop posted:That poor kid is going to choke on that leather-y well done steak because they're two. Cernunnos posted:They eat meat raw. Mak0rz posted:Own the libs by giving your baby botulism RoboRodent posted:This sounds like child abuse to me. Picnic Princess posted:Hope that kid turns militantly vegan Hardcordion posted:I just hope he turns three.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:08 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:I live on the top floor of my building. I am the infuriating neighbor. Sometimes I'll shout slurs as loud as i can at my cat for my own amusement. I loudly pace constantly around my apartment at all hours, and sometimes i enjoy yodelling.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 21:12 |
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honestly assumed that was a cumshitter post at first
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 21:17 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:honestly assumed that was a cumshitter post at first So did I until it ended without mention of making GBS threads cum. What a username, though.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 22:46 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:So did I until it ended without mention of making GBS threads cum. What says 'I don't give a poo poo what anyone thinks'? I mean really, truly, honestly don't give a single flying gently caress. I like to think cumshitter is a lovely 87 year old grandmother of six who got bored when the grandchildren moved away and one day fell into the internet like a pig in poo poo.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:26 |
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Outrail posted:What says 'I don't give a poo poo what anyone thinks'? I mean really, truly, honestly don't give a single flying gently caress. I meant SCROTO TURBOSPERG, I'm familiar with cumshitter
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so I don't pay attention to horrible politics but I had no loving idea jorp was a grandfather? he looks like he's some kid who managed to become the leader of his college's Young Republicans group by his sophomore year
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