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That piece of poo poo of got rubbed out or he got help to do it himself. Unless he took a header off the top bunk and smashed his brains out, there's no way he should've had enough time to hang himself or whatever.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:15 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 07:28 |
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There's a knee-jerk "yeah of course -they- took him out" response to this, but unnatural deaths in custody are not exactly a unique thing. https://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/msp0114st_sum.pdf I went trawling on BJS's site, couldn't find a summary for more recently than 2014. Articles suggest the number has exploded upward since 2014, but even back then there were over 4.7k unnatural deaths while locked up in any given year. I'm wary of calling coverup and conspiracy in this day and age, especially when the event causing it was just another quiet feature of the american penal system that occurs every single day.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:16 |
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At minimum someone slipped him a piece of rope and took a extra coffee break. Damnit, I wanted that gutless turd alive and talking.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:16 |
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God loving damnit that piece of poo poo needed to talk. We live in a hell universe. Think about how many people aren't known even in those documents. We have no idea how many rich and powerful people abused those kids. I'm not a conspiracy theorist but holy gently caress that looks suspicious. How was he not on suicide watch? HOW?
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:19 |
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He was from his attempt two weeks ago
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:21 |
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Imagine what the hundreds of victims are thinking now that they couldn't even keep Epstein alive.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:39 |
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As everyone woke up and saw the news, my FB has been flooded with everyone chiming in. If every one believes it, is it still a conspiracy theory? Because, god drat. Everyone- drat near everyone who I've seen a post or comment from was like, "Yeah. We know what went down." I'm emailing my Congress people today.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:47 |
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I don't believe for a goddamn second that he offed himself.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:48 |
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The silver lining is that there can be no challenges to the search of Epstein's home so every thing they found is admissible against other future defendants
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:48 |
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CNN said it was cardiac arrest, which seems like a difficult way to commit suicide. Especially since he was already on watch after he was found with marks on his neck
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:53 |
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Internet Wizard posted:CNN said it was cardiac arrest, which seems like a difficult way to commit suicide. If the CIA can kill Kennedy, they can kill Epstein. /s
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:55 |
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BigDave posted:At minimum someone slipped him a piece of rope and took a extra coffee break. I'm a sheriff's deputy, and I've seen people try to commit suicide dozens of times (I have literally lost count). The most common way to do it is to use your clothing. He doesn't need a rope when he has a shirt. And if you do it right, you can be dead in three or four minutes. Quicker if you manage to cut off a vein instead of just your windpipe. Edit He should have been on a 1 to 1 though. I'm sure he was on suicide precautions, but without knowing what the policy is for that department I couldn't say how strong those would be.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:11 |
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is it wrong to think that they're going to actually investigate it because the clintons were implicated at least in part
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:20 |
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Which is why people on actual suicide watch get poo poo like basically-paper hospital gowns and the like. There's absolutely no loving way a guy that high profile that already had "attempted" suicide once wasn't going to be on absolute top tier protections if the goal was to stop anything from happening. This stuff stinks worse than old dog farts.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:21 |
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I want to know where this guy's optimism comes from https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1160190230231732224
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:24 |
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Vasudus posted:is it wrong to think that they're going to actually investigate it because the clintons were implicated at least in part My first thought was actually "Great, here come the "Hillary killed him" memes.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:28 |
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Internet Wizard posted:CNN said it was cardiac arrest, which seems like a difficult way to commit suicide. Cardiac arrest is the end result of a whole bunch of ways of dying, it doesn't mean anything.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:30 |
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God drat it. Not the news I wanted to wake up to at all. I hope someone hangs for this
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:32 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:I hope someone hangs for this well i mean
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:33 |
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Godholio posted:My first thought was actually "Great, here come the "Hillary killed him" memes. Zyklon Ben is way ahead of you https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1160192586633510912
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:34 |
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bird food bathtub posted:Which is why people on actual suicide watch get poo poo like basically-paper hospital gowns and the like. There's absolutely no loving way a guy that high profile that already had "attempted" suicide once wasn't going to be on absolute top tier protections if the goal was to stop anything from happening. It definitely stinks, but the paper gown isn't always true. Every department will have it's own standards. Mine uses Ferguson gowns, which are at least real clothing, even if they look odd. (Seriously, google the stuff. It's pretty cool and supposedly untearable) Also for my department, mental health and suicide watch are determined entirely by the mental health team. We are just dumb deputies. If the mental health team says a dude isn't suicidal anymore, we have to follow their recommendations. I'm not saying this isn't bullshit or that there was foul play/negligence/incompetence. I just want to provide a little context.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:34 |
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I was talking to someone less than 12 hours ago about Epstein, and how his trial wasn't set to start until next summer, and how there was a 0% chance of him living until then. He said he wouldn't make it to New Year's, and I countered that he wouldn't make it to Canadian Thanksgiving. Mother fucker.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:37 |
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Internet Wizard posted:CNN said it was cardiac arrest, which seems like a difficult way to commit suicide. Guess what gets arrested when you get choked with a noose Your...your cardiac
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:41 |
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Lol just lol someone gonna get fired for this. Hope the payoff was nice and large.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:44 |
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Old Boot posted:well I WAS HAVING FUN WITH IT
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:44 |
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https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/statu...ingawful.com%2F
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:46 |
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Godholio posted:My first thought was actually "Great, here come the "Hillary killed him" memes. Already started at drill. gently caress these idiots.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:52 |
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oh. that was sooner than expected.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:07 |
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If anyone killed him it wasn’t a Clinton; that isnt bizarre enough for this timeline. If it was anyone it’s going to be someone more random than Matt Groening.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:13 |
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Unfortunately I still have one chud friend, and they are running wild with the Clinton conspiracy poo poo. She's so powerful yet so incompetent at the same time.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:14 |
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hobbesmaster posted:If anyone killed him it wasn’t a Clinton; that isnt bizarre enough for this timeline. If it was anyone it’s going to be someone more random than Matt Groening. Probably the royal family. Wasn't Prince William a part of this?
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:15 |
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BigDave posted:Probably the royal family. Wasn't Prince William a part of this? Prince Andrew
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:15 |
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BigDave posted:Probably the royal family. Wasn't Prince William a part of this? Prince Andrew
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:16 |
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https://twitter.com/nachosarah/status/1160215335854731265 same
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:17 |
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I'm going to loving drink
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:18 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Prince Andrew It's been pretty loving obvious he's a nonce to the UK public for a fair amount of time.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:18 |
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BigDave posted:Probably the royal family. Wasn't Prince William a part of this? Movie double 0 agent: assassinate international terrorists to prevent the destruction of be world. Real life double 0 agent: assassinate a pimp that provided girls for the royal family to rape
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:21 |
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I like to think that the prison was basically a real life version of the movie Smokin' Aces. Just like, a dozen hitmen for the ultra powerful running into each other because they all got the same job.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:23 |
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sweet thursday posted:He died the way he lived: with people looking the other way
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:35 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 07:28 |
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Vasudus posted:I like to think that the prison was basically a real life version of the movie Smokin' Aces. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZjldsoyAs
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