Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1160203979093155840?s=19

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

I woke mine up to tell her and she was immediately like "OH MY GOD"

Chapo Trap House, TrueAnon, and Cum Town need to do a special joint podcast from a secure location

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Gringostar posted:

they're both heavily implicated though

they're all heavily implicated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Calibanibal posted:

I am truly in awe of Epstein's ability to commit suicide despite being on suicide watch, and the most high profile prisoner in the world. His sleight of hand must be incredible

david blaine and david copperfield were in his little black book so im sure they taught him a few things when they hung out

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Jeffery Epstein: the Macguyver of Suicide, having learned some of the coolest tools of the trades from the CIA, such as keeping shoelaces embedded underneath his skin that looks like arm vein and just pulls out a yard of it

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Look. The system would have worked if the suspect didn't kill himself. So yeah it sucks that all these other accused billionaires walk away (though I think most of them are innocent. Prince Andrew is bae) but the system DID WORK. Ya'll dirtbag leftists are so opposed to the system that you'll literally spin up conspiracy theories before acknowledging this.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Calibanibal posted:

I am truly in awe of Epstein's ability to commit suicide despite being on suicide watch, and the most high profile prisoner in the world. His sleight of hand must be incredible

is Chris Angel on the flight logs?

Mechanical Fiend
Sep 5, 2011

How'd that asshole get a white robe?!

My brain was not ready for this morning lol

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Al! posted:

they're all heavily implicated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the world would be a better place if every billionaire would be strait up killed 100%

someone put that on the prove me wrong meme

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

those nefarious Ruskies are trying to give Trump the credit for killing Epstein instead of the Clintons!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Mechanical Fiend posted:

My brain was not ready for this morning lol

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My man

https://twitter.com/mmflint/status/1160204374565707776?s=21

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

are y9ou loving kidding me goddamnit

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.


Going to a wedding with my girlfriend's family today, and her dad is a low key Clinton Body Count believer. I'll be shocked if we even get to the church before this kicks in

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Crusader posted:

so when does the hitman 2 dlc for this come out

"That is Jeffrey Epstein, awaiting trial for multiple counts of sexual trafficking. Financier, socialite, and pedophile. Quite the resumè."

"This is interesting, 47. It says here that the guards on his cell change shifts soon. A slight delay could leave him unwatched for several minutes. That could give you a window."

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
lol if you are not wearing a tshirt today that says something about epistein

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Epstein isn't dead, he's just going back to live on his Pedo island

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Jeffery Epstein could have rolled a nat 20 on his sleight of hand check and the DC would have been too high since he's not proficient. The DM clearly is railroading the plot of this campaign here.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
dude was yoked so maybe he strangled himself with his bare hands WHO IS TO SAY

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Goon Danton posted:

Going to a wedding with my girlfriend's family today, and her dad is a low key Clinton Body Count believer. I'll be shocked if we even get to the church before this kicks in

whats good about this is everyone has someone they hate in epsteins ring

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
two socks

one says episten
the other says has information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1160190521500930050

turns out yinlock is actually a nihilist

goin deep into epstein's big shell AI cryolair deep in saturn's moon and mowing down scientific bodyhorrors and abominations with a pack of clandestine space marines to get the black book which has a USB slick embedded containing information that will lead to the true players of capitalism and the arrest of hillary clinton.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Goon Danton posted:

Going to a wedding with my girlfriend's family today, and her dad is a low key Clinton Body Count believer. I'll be shocked if we even get to the church before this kicks in

Nearly everyone is a Clinton body count believer at this point, the only contentious part is the slope

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Gringostar posted:

the world would be a better place if every billionaire would be strait up killed 100%

someone put that on the prove me wrong meme

There's only 2153 billionaires in the world. There are towns in bumfuck nowhere with bigger populations that you could make disappear & nobody would notice.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



I can't stop this feeling,
Deep inside of me,
Judge you just don't realize,
What you do to me
When you jail me,
With the bars so tight,
You let me know,
Everything's not right
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*stomp stomp*
Hooked on a ceiling

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Did Hillary have Epstein killed... because she's innocent, and knows the resulting search warrant will prove it?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

I dunno, he did spend a lot of time in girl scouts

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Ahh yes the police searching without needing a warrant will surely turn up a mountain of evidence that won't be immediately fed into an incinerator

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Zas posted:

are y9ou loving kidding me goddamnit

my favorite posts are people coming in after hearing for the first time, lmao

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Al! posted:

whats good about this is everyone has someone they hate in epsteins ring

It only takes one red string to realize "hmmm all these rich people are tied to this, i wonder what the underlying factor here is"

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Gonzo McFee posted:

I dunno, he did spend a lot of time in girl scouts

Holy poo poo

coathat
May 21, 2007

https://twitter.com/sunraysunray/status/1160202191472386049

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
whatever losers, im out of here - jeff e.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Al! posted:

whats good about this is everyone has someone they hate in epsteins ring

We're going to a Catholic wedding, with a full mass delivered by the backup priest because their first choice priest got arrested for sex crime


How am I supposed to not get arrested for causing a public disturbance today

Do you know what happens to you if you go to jail when you know about the pedo ring

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


poor getfiscal succumbing to his mind link with Bolton :smith:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Gdi bhaskar

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


So now there's a possibility that Epstein was killed by an outside conspiracy trying to get everyone in his ring implicated. :thunk:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply