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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


mooyashi posted:

my friend works there and gets nutters all the time plz no

but enough about the rich and powerful

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Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
glad you're all finally waking up to the truth...keep digging

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Mirthless posted:

I'd love to believe that the FBI will thoroughly investigate and monitor the guards at the prison to see which ones suddenly have a substantial increase in quality of life and financial security, but I get the feeling this is all going to get swept neatly under the rug

I swear to god if there's a major disaster this weekend I am going to never disbelieve another conspiracy theorist ever again

was the moon landing faked too???

lol, you know those guards are going to commit suicide too.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Darth Walrus posted:

lol, you know those guards are going to commit suicide too.

They brought shame to their family and this committed ritual suicide

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Darth Walrus posted:

lol, you know those guards are going to commit suicide too.

The Happening was a documentary

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Look at the etymology of the word commit. Deriving from Latin committere, "to join" Who 'joined' with Epstein to 'commit' 'suicide'?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/AP/status/1160232123820904448

thank u sir

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Darth Walrus posted:

lol, you know those guards are going to commit suicide too.

the guy who did it (who tried and failed to kill him earlier) is already on death row, and trumpo just announced resuming federal executions

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

the suicide rate is growing rapidly

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1160191016726609920

lol even the krug is on board with conspiracy

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
lmfao “heart attack” after an attempt to “hang himself”

not even trying

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


weird that he did an exaggerated wink and finger quotes when he said failure

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

If Hillary had let us know the lengths she'd go to protect our faves back in 2016 she'd be president.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ohicantbelievethis.jpg
-Barr

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
America's Mayor is on the case

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1160211932634394626?s=20

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006




how bad does your international conspiracy have to be that you can't even fool loving paul krugman

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Mantis42 posted:

If Hillary had let us know the lengths she'd go to protect our faves back in 2016 she'd be president.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/10/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-suicide.html

quote:

Mr. Epstein was housed in a special unit with extra security, but he was not under suicide watch, according to a prison official.

The authorities could not immediately explain why they had not put additional safeguards in place after the earlier incident.


:thunk:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chokes McGee posted:

lmfao “heart attack” after an attempt to “hang himself”

not even trying

autopsy report going to conveniently leave out the discovery of needle marks

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
please don't kill urself Virginia Giuffre

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Just spitballing here, inspired by forum poster tpink's AV:

fan death? Was there a fan near Epstein's cell?

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Vermain posted:

how bad does your international conspiracy have to be that you can't even fool loving paul krugman

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

lmao everyone just assumed he was on suicide watch i guess. couldnt even fake the paperwork or whatever

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



excuse me but its common practice to remove the 24 hour watch of a prisoner you just got paid millions through anonymous offshore accounts to remove the 24 hour watch for. stop being paranoid.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
that stuffed poodle on the piano was a bridge too far for dear elizabeth

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
unfortunately we will never hear the detail of the stilleto and black mask left behind inside the cell

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

"The official then 'chucked deuces' and drove away in his McLaren P1."

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
the amount of people in the GBS thread who are still trying to say that was a suicide is honestly staggering.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

jacobin ed trying to have a woke take on this has completely broken my brain

https://twitter.com/sunraysunray/status/1160202191472386049?s=19

skeletors_condom
Jul 21, 2017


Wow.

Really sucks about Epstein. I was hoping Dershowitz would get caught.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

who watches the suicide watchmen

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

gh0stpinballa posted:

jacobin ed trying to have a woke take on this has completely broken my brain

https://twitter.com/sunraysunray/status/1160202191472386049?s=19

this guy sucks rear end

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

If a way, we ALL killed Epstein, by creating a society where at-risk persons (i.e pretrial detainees) don't receive the mental health care they need.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

rapeface posted:

i understand lovecraft protagonists being driven mad by being confronted by their helplessness before an uncaring universe now

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Mariana Horchata posted:

this guy sucks rear end

"we ought to centre the feelings of wealthy paedophiles" is exactly what i would expect this dipshit to say

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Lol

THEY TOOK HIM OFF IT

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1160236193679892486?s=20

beats
Oct 21, 2010

gh0stpinballa posted:

jacobin ed trying to have a woke take on this has completely broken my brain

https://twitter.com/sunraysunray/status/1160202191472386049?s=19

yeah, of all the poo poo takes it's this one that finally turned my brain into pudding

i'm free

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

gh0stpinballa posted:

"we ought to centre the feelings of wealthy paedophiles" is exactly what i would expect this dipshit to say

wealthy pedophiles are some of his best friends

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