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Beet Wagon posted:I know I've said this a couple times but it always really surprises me the way citizens become more and more unhinged the longer this goes on. They look at the progress bar and dream about how much more finished the *real * progress bar is. e: I'll post about the catte taxxe and you can dream about it trucutru fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Aug 11, 2019 |
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trucutru posted:They look at the progress bar and dream about how much more finished the *real * progress bar is. You mean the secret 'dev build' of the progress bar V2, which is being developed with total transparency behind closed doors, which has been delayed because the guy responsible for making the high end coffee for the guy who is working on 'progress bars V3' got stuck in the garage door mechanism while bike riding and broke both his wrists because he was distracted by the strangler getting tickled by a lawyer with grabby hands, who was at the time responding to DS's FUD during July so the pipeline is still being developed, but the concept video for it is in greybox stage and just needs SSOCS in order for the bartender to mo-cap subsumption AI so that Mark Hamil can give his best performance as "Old Man" while a thumb absolves itself and CitizenCon can happen, this is all dependant on 'item v5' and 'concierge v4' being just around the corner and in concept stage before the alpha releases internally to testers who shitcan the whole thing completely succesfully into a vertical slice. And thusly, fin.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:51 |
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:56 |
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:01 |
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Even when someone's on Kazan's side, or at least taking a perfect opportunity to mock Lethality for being a harbinger of bad products, he can't help but be a dick and accuse them of conspiracy. I mean come on, dude.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:10 |
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:12 |
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OK, fess up. Who of you is this guy? Like, be more subtle you idiots!
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:21 |
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Quavers posted:
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:25 |
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trucutru posted:OK, fess up. Who of you is this guy? Like, be more subtle you idiots!
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:28 |
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell,this is some loving Brass Eye level dark comedy writing here,jesus. I had a little mind explosion when I realized that guy was also the article writer. Edit: Oh yeah, there you go, thanks Miribot. I should learn to refresh.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:31 |
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Jesus. SC really is a honeypot for the worst kind of gamers, isn't it? That this guy has an audience, and that he probably is constantly as much of a loving rear end in a top hat kind of sicken me.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:39 |
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Iceclaw posted:Jesus. SC really is a honeypot for the worst kind of fify
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 02:15 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Maybe if they were working on SSOCS it'd be in the loving roadmap Have you no faith in the secret internal roadmap?!?
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 02:18 |
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Is this the cringier version of the Joker and "Gamers rise up" slonk weed thing?
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 02:21 |
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I'm struggling to think about how that person got onto the polynomial field thing and I just can't come up with any plausible scenario on how the hell would this ever come up, even with CIG's overselling.
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Iceclaw posted:Jesus. SC really is a honeypot for the worst kind of gamers, isn't it? That this guy has an audience, and that he probably is constantly as much of a loving rear end in a top hat kind of sicken me. They made their name as a pro-gamergate games 'journalist'.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 02:23 |
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Sabreseven posted:"You can sit down here" The Sims 4: Blast Off!
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 02:35 |
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This conversation has made me angrier than anything else in months.
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Do I even want to know what "GJP" is?
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trucutru posted:e: I'll post about the catte taxxe and you can dream about it I'm doing what CIG cannot:
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 03:14 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Do I even want to know what "GJP" is? I assume J stands for Justice and I never want to hear from that fucker again.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 03:15 |
Goon Justice Patrol - the brave men and women of dead gay comedy site www dot Something Awful dot com who patrol the streets day and night, PMing pictures of Goatse to weird internet dipshits
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 03:31 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Do I even want to know what "GJP" is? game journalist pros according to that link in his bio
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 03:46 |
Ramadu posted:game journalist pros according to that link in his bio That's much less bad than what I was imagining based on his posting
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 03:59 |
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Hey how is St-Quavers posted:
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 04:17 |
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So, basically all he's got is insults. Yeah, that's a real powerful argument.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 05:12 |
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Agony Aunt posted:So, basically all he's got is insults. Yeah, that's a real powerful argument. His name is One Angry Gamer, what did you expect
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Beet Wagon posted:Goon Justice Patrol - the brave men and women of dead gay comedy site www dot Something Awful dot com who patrol the streets day and night, PMing pictures of Goatse to weird internet dipshits I am so signing everything with that from now on!
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 05:48 |
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Man, that roadmap thread. It's at 500 comments now. That's basically bigger than the sum of all other thread activity for the week, and it's largely negative. Things are looking extremely poor for CIG. I think it's really telling that the defenders are now writing complete fiction. They used to take the bare threads of excuses that CIG would play out and run with them. But CIG's been forced into some kind of "Honest accounting" mode in the last year, and the honest account is that.... they basically can't accomplish anything. Rather than see the writing on the wall, guys like Kazan and logicalChimp are retreating further and further into this "Super-secret features that for some reason they won't tell us about." Nowhere is there any kind of logic about why something as dry and pointless as "Server side object container streaming" would be hidden. Nowhere do they explain why it would take more than a half-dozen people even for the most complex system that CIG could envision. What do they think 500 artists and level designers have to do with back-end code? Why on earth would they do feature after feature on chefs and towels while they have some kind of tech revolution cooking? It's insane- in a very literal way, the things they're imagining do not correspond to reality anymore. We've reached what feels like the final stage, to me. The cultists are rocking back and forth in the cabin as everything falls apart around them, hugging their knees and chanting to themselves "Krusty is coming. Krusty is coming."
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 05:58 |
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Sabreseven posted:You mean the secret 'dev build' of the progress bar V2, which is being developed with total transparency behind closed doors, which has been delayed because the guy responsible for making the high end coffee for the guy who is working on 'progress bars V3' got stuck in the garage door mechanism while bike riding and broke both his wrists because he was distracted by the strangler getting tickled by a lawyer with grabby hands, who was at the time responding to DS's FUD during July so the pipeline is still being developed, but the concept video for it is in greybox stage and just needs SSOCS in order for the bartender to mo-cap subsumption AI so that Mark Hamil can give his best performance as "Old Man" while a thumb absolves itself and CitizenCon can happen, this is all dependant on 'item v5' and 'concierge v4' being just around the corner and in concept stage before the alpha releases internally to testers who shitcan the whole thing completely succesfully into a vertical slice. Holy loving poo poo
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 06:52 |
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The real question that will gently caress up your brain is, who of these 2 is the fudster?
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Sarsapariller posted:Man, that roadmap thread. It's at 500 comments now. That's basically bigger than the sum of all other thread activity for the week, and it's largely negative. Things are looking extremely poor for CIG. Sabreseven posted:You mean the secret 'dev build' of the progress bar V2, which is being developed with total transparency behind closed doors, which has been delayed because the guy responsible for making the high end coffee for the guy who is working on 'progress bars V3' got stuck in the garage door mechanism while bike riding and broke both his wrists because he was distracted by the strangler getting tickled by a lawyer with grabby hands, who was at the time responding to DS's FUD during July so the pipeline is still being developed, but the concept video for it is in greybox stage and just needs SSOCS in order for the bartender to mo-cap subsumption AI so that Mark Hamil can give his best performance as "Old Man" while a thumb absolves itself and CitizenCon can happen, this is all dependant on 'item v5' and 'concierge v4' being just around the corner and in concept stage before the alpha releases internally to testers who shitcan the whole thing completely succesfully into a vertical slice.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 06:58 |
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Gotta agree with Kazan here, the dude has no idea what he's talking about. After all, with no defined gameplay, you can't define bugs, therefore Star Citizen is bug free.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 07:05 |
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That was a good one, almost fell for it!
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 07:12 |
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very good ma'am, your space hotdog.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 07:46 |
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How does someone get it in their head that programming is easy? And that they are suddenly in over supply, when quite the opposite is true..
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 07:56 |
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what could be difficult about typing numbers into a computer i say while barely maanging to type letters into one
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MedicineHut posted:The real question that will gently caress up your brain is, who of these 2 is the fudster? both. They're both deep cover goons destroying star citizen from the inside
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 08:39 |
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stupid aggressive lethality is my favorite.
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Saw posted:Any truth to this being a leaked page from Robert's script? Star Citizen: player is allowed to resume control of character's motion.
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