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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bape Culture posted:

I forgot he existed and thought it was a joke I didn’t get about that millionaire pharmacy kid lol

The what now?

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

martin shkreli who is in prison after doing the most dangerous crime of defrauding rich people

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/OOCChelsea/status/1159779138489786370?s=20

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Solano_56/status/1159807611698589697

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Brendan Rodgers posted:

Good move for Skrtl, how are Atalanta in the CL

because of the World's Greatest Dad, Papu Gomez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA3h0FXVDFg

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

can united even afford letting go of him after such a disastrous transfer window?

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



I love that a lot of United supporters are going "Yeah this is Sanchez's time to shine! Now he can really show us what he can do".

Mate, he's shown what he can do already. He's done.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Der Shovel posted:

I love that a lot of United supporters are going "Yeah this is Sanchez's time to shine! Now he can really show us what he can do".

Mate, he's shown what he can do already. He's done.

I figured his terrible form after Arsenal had something to do with Mourinho. Is that not the case?

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



advanced statsman posted:

I figured his terrible form after Arsenal had something to do with Mourinho. Is that not the case?

Well he's been injured for long periods of time, either "can't play" injured or "carrying an injury so can't play at anything near 100%" which could explain it, but he's just never really looked like he's up for it anymore, or in any way in synch with his teammates. Of course if the rumours about Mourinho not running attacking drills in training are true that could explain it, but I would bet my money on "he's gone physically".

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Der Shovel posted:

Well he's been injured for long periods of time, either "can't play" injured or "carrying an injury so can't play at anything near 100%" which could explain it, but he's just never really looked like he's up for it anymore, or in any way in synch with his teammates. Of course if the rumours about Mourinho not running attacking drills in training are true that could explain it, but I would bet my money on "he's gone physically".

Probably. He hasn’t had a full offseason since 2013, can’t imagine that helped.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Sanchez definitely benefits from an attacking system but his entire game is built around being a physical all action attacker. The older you get the harder it is to play that role, especially when as mentioned you have played a lot more games than other pros the same age. Likely early burnout, unless he changes his style he is a money pit now.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Sanchez is also a total headcase and can only function in a team that lets him do whatever he wants, which is usually to run around like a chicken with his head cut off.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Jose posted:

martin shkreli who is in prison after doing the most dangerous crime of defrauding rich people

He actually did the crime of taking a Wu-Tang album from the world and Bill Murray has been too busy to get it back.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

blue footed boobie posted:

Sanchez is also a total headcase and can only function in a team that lets him do whatever he wants, which is usually to run around like a chicken with his head cut off.

I read somewhere part of the problem was that he’s some sort of autistic loner and that was a problem for the rest of the team, so I guess South Americans are getting American vaccines

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



No place in Newcastle’s squad for Aarons, Lazaar, Colback, Saivet or Sterry

Colback would have to go to a league 1 club to stay in England lmao

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

advanced statsman posted:

I read somewhere part of the problem was that he’s some sort of autistic loner and that was a problem for the rest of the team, so I guess South Americans are getting American vaccines

Yeah that was doing the rounds last week, supposedly the Arsenal execs dropped that info on their United counterparts after the deal was signed sealed and delivered.

TheTrend
Feb 4, 2005
I have a descriminating toe

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Yeah that was doing the rounds last week, supposedly the Arsenal execs dropped that info on their United counterparts after the deal was signed sealed and delivered.

That explains why he did so well under arsen. Real recognize real

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Alexis Sanchez has no legs left, they're shot. Sad, but there's a lot of miles on em

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

big crush on Chad OMG posted:


Colback would have to go to a league 1 club to stay in England lmao

why? shame about aarons. always wanted him to succeed at newcastle

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

why? shame about aarons. always wanted him to succeed at newcastle

The championship window is shut?

Aarons just never kicked on

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

The championship window is shut?


oh yeah lol. surprised league 1 is still open

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/AS_Monaco/status/1160520189034881024
€10m fee

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Can he cross?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Peresic from Inter to Bayern. I think the only thing Inter has left to do is deal with Icardi.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Peresic from Inter to Bayern. I think the only thing Inter has left to do is deal with Icardi.

And that's basically just waiting out Neymar -> Spain and Dybala -> PSG

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Gigi Galli posted:

Peresic from Inter to Bayern. I think the only thing Inter has left to do is deal with Icardi.

why do bayern want a 30 year old winger

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


No one knows really.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

sassassin posted:

Can he cross?

Lol

In other news, Lukaku scored 4 goals in his first game for Inter




B

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Seems like one player to look out for in the future.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Gigi Galli posted:

Peresic from Inter to Bayern. I think the only thing Inter has left to do is deal with Icardi.

please, please, please have the rumors that in order to get Maurito to go to Napoli Wandita will be the lead in Natale in Buenos Aires be true

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Troy Queef posted:

please, please, please have the rumors that in order to get Maurito to go to Napoli Wandita will be the lead in Natale in Buenos Aires be true
lol

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Jose posted:

why do bayern want a 30 year old winger

After Robben and Ribery left they wanted a younger option.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Bobby Digital posted:

After Robben and Ribery left they wanted a younger option.

So did Ribery

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Der Shovel posted:

So did Ribery

Nice

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Der Shovel posted:

So did Ribery

thats class

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Der Shovel posted:

So did Ribery

:thurman:

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Der Shovel posted:

So did Ribery

:vince: :5:

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Der Shovel posted:

So did Ribery

:bisonyes:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Perisic to Bayern is a Done Deal.

One year on loan with buyout option.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TomAllnuttAFP/status/1162429983903670272

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