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| Joe Biden, the Klansman |
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8 | 0.91% |
| Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer |
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578 | 65.76% |
| Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker |
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185 | 21.05% |
| Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord |
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4 | 0.46% |
| Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe |
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0 | 0% |
| Julian Castro, the Twin |
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3 | 0.34% |
| Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer |
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3 | 0.34% |
| Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath |
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9 | 1.02% |
| Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino |
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2 | 0.23% |
| Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist |
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4 | 0.46% |
| Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen |
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19 | 2.16% |
| Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool |
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19 | 2.16% |
| Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater |
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8 | 0.91% |
| Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast |
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1 | 0.11% |
| Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper |
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2 | 0.23% |
| Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated |
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9 | 1.02% |
| KKKillary KKKlinton |
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16 | 1.82% |
| Some other idiot not in this list |
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9 | 1.02% |
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DEEP STATE PLOT posted:6% of those polled between ages 18 and 34, 39% of those polled above age 65 So it accurately reflects the percentage of each group that votes in primaries.... 
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DEEP STATE PLOT posted:6% of those polled between ages 18 and 34, 39% of those polled above age 65 King of Solomon posted:This is a >2 week old poll of a Super Tuesday state, months before Iowa. It's quite possibly the least useful poll you could have possibly posted. lol even better, it's a poll of 150 people, so your MoE is up around what, 10%? And over 50 people in that tiny sample said they're undecided, making it even more pointless. Plus I can't find their methodology so I don't know if they rotated names or just read them in alphabetical order or just asked the question and let people respond unprompted. Bonus points that the question of who people would vote for was followed up by a push-poll question about Medicare for All quote:Lastly, ‘Medicare For All’ is a single-payer health care system that would provide healthcare to everyone in the United States with no premiums or deductibles. Proponents say it is a right and that enrolling everyone in one plan is the best to ensure universal coverage, especially for the economic vulnerable, and would free Americans to change jobs without losing their coverage. Critics say it does away with nearly all private insurance, will cost as much as 3.5 trillion dollars a year, create longer waits and less medical specialists, and all run by a federal government that has trouble running the post office. Knowing this, do you SUPPORT or OPPOSE Medicare For All? Real fair and balanced take on the policy, there. Hey LinYutang I get that Bernie ran over your dog or something, but if you're going to waste our time could you find something less stupid to post?
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Aug 12, 2019 17:46
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150 people, of which 6% are between 18-34. 9. 9 people under the age of 35.
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Aug 12, 2019 17:49
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Unoriginal Name posted:150 people, of which 6% are between 18-34. No but see they weighted it, so how could it be wrong? Sounds like someone doesn't understand the science of polling.
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Aug 12, 2019 17:54
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Wicked Them Beats posted:lol even better, it's a poll of 150 people, so your MoE is up around what, 10%? And over 50 people in that tiny sample said they're undecided, making it even more pointless. Plus I can't find their methodology so I don't know if they rotated names or just read them in alphabetical order or just asked the question and let people respond unprompted. Bonus points that the question of who people would vote for was followed up by a push-poll question about Medicare for All I'm assuming Bernie was named last each time, but they did the (((Bernie Sanders))) reverb and maybe one of those "poo poo just got real" bass-drops from action movie trailers
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Aug 12, 2019 17:55
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Addamere posted:Who broke Calibanibal so badly that he started posting sincerely? That's still a troll because now it's just a copypasted Uglycat post
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Aug 12, 2019 17:59
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To put a final nail in the coffin of the ridiculous "B-b-but BERNIE only spends time in super-white Iowa and doesn't campaign anywhere else, the dastardly racist!" argument, FiveThirtyEight has a (mildly) useful piece up on where candidates are spending their time. Long story short: he's spent 10% of his campaigning days there. Beto has spent 17%, Ryan 13%, Klobuchar 12%, Biden 9%, Warren 9%. He's basically right in the middle of all of these tables. In other words, he's spreading his visits out broadly, which I think is pretty wise. e: \/\/\/hosed up if true!\/\/\/ Majorian fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Aug 12, 2019 |
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Aug 12, 2019 18:01
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Breaking news: Tulsi Gabbard is a troop. https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/457107-gabbard-taking-two-weeks-off-from-campaign-trail-to-report-for-active-duty quote:Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D) is taking two weeks off the presidential campaign trail to report for active duty.
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Aug 12, 2019 18:02
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GreyjoyBastard posted:Breaking news: Tulsi Gabbard is a troop. Lol talk about your terminal West Wing poisoning Although if you're polling at possibly negative 3 percent then why not mix it up I guess
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Aug 12, 2019 18:04
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FlamingLiberal posted:I’m still unconvinced that Booker isn’t a sentient android from the 25th century that got displaced attempting time travel Booker plays Donkey Kong
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Aug 12, 2019 18:05
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Failed Imagineer posted:Lol talk about your terminal West Wing poisoning Rumor is Gravel will be her surrogate while she's off doing an imperialism. Which is hilarious to consider.
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Aug 12, 2019 18:06
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LinYutang posted:A new poll from Oklahoma has Bernie in fifth. Weird how Bernie does worse when you don't poll people who like Bernie
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Aug 12, 2019 18:07
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bernie won oklahoma last primary over hillary
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Aug 12, 2019 18:15
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littleorv posted:Booker plays Donkey Kong Known tool of practice.
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Aug 12, 2019 18:20
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Lots of people ask me, Phil, don't you think you love this country a little too much? I say, no, if anything k don't love this country as much as I should. Oh... wait, can I start over?
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Aug 12, 2019 18:20
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My mom told me she likes Inslee, because he’s all-in with fighting climate change. Is he also no good?
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Aug 12, 2019 18:23
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Jay Rust posted:My mom told me she likes Inslee, because he’s all-in with fighting climate change. Is he also no good? Your mom is just horny, op. 
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Aug 12, 2019 18:26
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Jay Rust posted:My mom told me she likes Inslee, because he’s all-in with fighting climate change. Is he also no good? It’s hard to consider him “all-in” when his plan is less ambitious than the GND and more closely resembles dem tax credit boilerplate.
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Aug 12, 2019 18:27
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guys, i found an interview i think you might appreciate: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/juggalos-for-bernie/
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Aug 12, 2019 18:33
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Gyges posted:I feel real bad for Booker right now. Poor guy has to come up with a way to do the Iowa Fair without publicly eating anything and still try and get votes. He had a Fried PB&J from a place that specifically does vegetarian/vegan stuff. I don't know why I cared enough to look this up.
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Aug 12, 2019 18:36
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buddhist nudist posted:He had a Fried PB&J from a place that specifically does vegetarian/vegan stuff. I don't know why I cared enough to look this up. Compared to a pork chop on a stick this actually sounds kind of tasty.
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Aug 12, 2019 18:37
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Condiv posted:bernie won oklahoma last primary over hillary By +10% at that
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Aug 12, 2019 18:51
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https://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1160657373033377792 in other important pork-and-terrible-timeline-awareness news
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Aug 12, 2019 18:59
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you know in japan by law their campaigns can only be 12 days long.
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Aug 12, 2019 19:00
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Office Pig posted:It’s hard to consider him “all-in” when his plan is less ambitious than the GND and more closely resembles dem tax credit boilerplate. Also, Andrew Yang is a front-runner candidate compared to him. Groovelord Neato posted:you know in japan by law their campaigns can only be 12 days long. We fought and died so that our grandchildren will always have unlimited campaigning, how dare you! Gyges fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Aug 12, 2019 |
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Aug 12, 2019 19:11
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Because it’s 2020 almost and the world doesn’t make sense , it will probably be Cardi B who determines who wins the election .
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Groovelord Neato posted:you know in japan by law their campaigns can only be 12 days long. that sounds awful! how do the media conglomerates even survive with that little ad time?
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Aug 12, 2019 19:54
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hello, thanks to our illustrious posters complaining at me incessantly from both sides of the guillotine, i'm restricting this thread to the following pollsters, just like the dnc's debate criteria for september quote:Qualifying polls are limited to the following organizations and institutions:
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Aug 12, 2019 19:57
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Punk da Bundo posted:Because it’s 2020 almost and the world doesn’t make sense , it will probably be Cardi B who determines who wins the election . Hell yeah
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Punk da Bundo posted:Because it’s 2020 almost and the world doesn’t make sense , it will probably be Cardi B who determines who wins the election . That would actually be an example of the world making sense, at long last.
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Aug 12, 2019 20:23
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How did Quinnipiac become respected in the sphere of polling results? Have they historically done deep coverage of New Hampshire primaries?
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Party Plane Jones posted:hello, thanks to our illustrious posters complaining at me incessantly from both sides of the guillotine, i'm restricting this thread to the following pollsters, just like the dnc's debate criteria for september my complaints about you are due entirely to the smoothness of your brain (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Adlai Stevenson posted:How did Quinnipiac become respected in the sphere of polling results? Have they historically done deep coverage of New Hampshire primaries? while I have no idea about specific New Hampshire stuff, they're well-regarded and reliable when it comes to national polls and definitely one of the big names
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Aug 12, 2019 21:05
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lol like the problem with the thread is the lovely polls and not the people posting them. Or that the thread gets routinely derailed for pages on end by mentally ill Buttigieg supporters or Canadians who don't know how to google things while the mods probate the people who are mean to them for being idiots. In other news #myberniestory is the top trending hashtag and the stories are good and wholesome and Bernie's gonna win. There's some whiny succ mixed in but lots of good stories from a diverse set of people.
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Aug 12, 2019 21:06
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All the State Fair foods that I've been able to find so far. Posted because they're going to have as much impact on the primaries as the past two debates. Here are the fair foods I have been able to find so far. I'm posting them because I'm 100% positive they'll impact voting exactly as much as the debates. Corey Booker - Fried PBJ (basic and boring) Joe Biden - Ice Cream Bar (cold and unfeeling) Andrew Yang - Turkey Leg (you could eat 100 of these instead of having medicare with UBI) Kamala Harris - Pork Chop (cannibal) Tulsi Gabbard - Vegetarian Corn Dog (she's vegan but ate something with milk in the batter, can we trust her?) Jay Inslee - Soft Serve Ice Cream (climate change defeated in his tum tum) Amy Klobuchar - Fried Cheese Curds (finally this candidate has a good stance on something) Tim Ryan - Had a beer after flipping burgers (how do you do fellow workers?) Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Bill de Blasio- Corn Dog (boring) Kirsten Gillibrand, John Hickenlooper - Bacon on a Stick (old meme) John Delaney - Flipped Burgers (too dumb to know food is for eating) buddhist nudist fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Aug 12, 2019 |
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Wicked Them Beats posted:lol like the problem with the thread is the lovely polls and not the people posting them. Or that the thread gets routinely derailed for pages on end by mentally ill Buttigieg supporters or Canadians who don't know how to google things while the mods probate the people who are mean to them for being idiots. Seems like you've got your finger on the pulse.
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Wicked Them Beats posted:lol like the problem with the thread is the lovely polls and not the people posting them. Or that the thread gets routinely derailed for pages on end by mentally ill Buttigieg supporters or Canadians who don't know how to google things while the mods probate the people who are mean to them for being idiots. I mean theoretically this stops Lin Yutang from bombing in just to crow about how Bernie is doomed and everyone hates him based on the shittiest evidence but yeah the problem is really that there's people posting absolute trash, sometimes managing to derail the thread for pages at a time, and it takes forever for something to happen because they're libs Meanwhile crazy cloud makes fun of them and gets a week instantly, weird how that works out
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Aug 12, 2019 21:10
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Chilichimp posted:Seems like you've got your finger on the pulse. Yeah man the people telling uglycat to eat poo poo, those are the real problem posters. Not the guy posting page long screeds about how as an anarchist he thinks the guy who proposed bipartisanship on the supreme Court is the best pick for president and also he photographed everyone in South bend Indiana, people making fun of them (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Yeah man the people telling uglycat to eat poo poo, those are the real problem posters. Not the guy posting page long screeds about how as an anarchist he thinks the guy who proposed bipartisanship on the supreme Court is the best pick for president and also he photographed everyone in South bend Indiana, people making fun of them It's the debate and discussion forum, not the dog-pile then chase-off forum. This thread is over the differences in candidates running for the democratic nomination for the office of the President. If homie wants to talk to us about his lord and savior Pete Buttigieg, we can tell him how and why Pete sucks rear end without telling him to eat poo poo, I think. Or just like... fuckin'... idk, maybe don't act surprised when acting like a shithead gets you a 6'er?
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lmao this loving article https://twitter.com/melbournecoal/status/1160975363314466822?s=20 e: We're def. going to get some 3rd rate center right lib who is going to immediately pull an Obama (assuming they don't just lose to trump outright) Chilichimp posted:It's the debate and discussion forum, not the dog-pile then chase-off forum. This thread is over the differences in candidates running for the democratic nomination for the office of the President. If homie wants to talk to us about his lord and savior Pete Buttigieg, we can tell him how and why Pete sucks rear end without telling him to eat poo poo, I think. I'm just trying to offer a discussion and ask questions? Why is everyone being so mean to me for saying that poors are a drain on the economy and then doubling down by also advocating for policy that will drive them into early but highly profitable graves? This is violence. Marxalot fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Aug 12, 2019 |
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