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| Joe Biden, the Klansman |
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8 | 0.91% |
| Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer |
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578 | 65.76% |
| Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker |
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185 | 21.05% |
| Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord |
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4 | 0.46% |
| Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe |
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0 | 0% |
| Julian Castro, the Twin |
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3 | 0.34% |
| Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer |
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3 | 0.34% |
| Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath |
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9 | 1.02% |
| Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino |
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2 | 0.23% |
| Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist |
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4 | 0.46% |
| Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen |
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19 | 2.16% |
| Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool |
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19 | 2.16% |
| Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater |
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8 | 0.91% |
| Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast |
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1 | 0.11% |
| Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper |
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2 | 0.23% |
| Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated |
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9 | 1.02% |
| KKKillary KKKlinton |
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16 | 1.82% |
| Some other idiot not in this list |
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9 | 1.02% |
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well at least he'll make a great miniseries about his experiences in the gulag
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El Jeffe posted:Where do I find this list? I feel like this should probably get thrown in the OP if its gonna try to be enforced Party Plane Jones posted:hello, thanks to our illustrious posters complaining at me incessantly from both sides of the guillotine, i'm restricting this thread to the following pollsters, just like the dnc's debate criteria for september
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Aug 13, 2019 19:33
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So are we allowed to discuss media coverage of the poll or is that banned from this thread too? I’m assuming it’s a 3-day minimum probe to discuss that poll so I want to be clear if we also will get probated for linking to media coverage that includes that poll too.
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Aug 13, 2019 19:36
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lmao just admit that it is currently impossible to discuss US politics in d&d already for gently caress's sake
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Aug 13, 2019 19:42
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao just admit that it is currently impossible to discuss US politics in d&d already for gently caress's sake How is it impossible ?
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Aug 13, 2019 19:43
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao just admit that it is currently impossible to discuss US politics in d&d already for gently caress's sake garbage in garbage out
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Aug 13, 2019 19:48
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I polled my apartment, and my wife and I voted Bernie, and after a little bit of anarchist theory discussion, our cat also reluctantly voted Bernie. There was no margin of error.
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Aug 13, 2019 19:50
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It’s funny that every 4 years , liberal democrats have to go to Iowa and eat food they never would touch and people they think are hick rubes because reasons I think only Bernie genuinely wants to be there
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Aug 13, 2019 19:52
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Awesome Animals posted:There is no margin of error. Pollsters should lead with that when they are polling so respondents take it more seriously.
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Aug 13, 2019 19:59
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Punk da Bundo posted:It’s funny that every 4 years , liberal democrats have to go to Iowa and eat food they never would touch and people they think are hick rubes because reasons Bernie's campaign is about ideas NOT people
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Aug 13, 2019 19:59
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Punk da Bundo posted:It’s funny that every 4 years , liberal democrats have to go to Iowa and eat food they never would touch and people they think are hick rubes because reasons Lol that reminds me, isn't Booker supposedly a vegetarian these days?
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Aug 13, 2019 20:00
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Lol that reminds me, isn't Booker supposedly a vegetarian these days? Yes he got the fried pb&j, because even the Iowa State Fair is vegetarian friendly.
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Aug 13, 2019 20:01
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Tom Steyer is one poll away from qualifying for the next two debates No Marianne or Inslee ever again at the debates, but Tom loving Steyer https://twitter.com/TomSteyer/status/1161254176120279040 zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Aug 13, 2019 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Lol that reminds me, isn't Booker supposedly a vegetarian these days? He's vegan, and he ate the iowa state fair fried pb&j on a stick ok
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Aug 13, 2019 20:02
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overmind2000 posted:Tom Steyer is one poll away from qualifying for the next two debates Who the gently caress is donating to his campaign?
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Aug 13, 2019 20:07
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Also, https://twitter.com/DJJudd/status/1161353495775272960 lol, jesus
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Aug 13, 2019 20:10
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this is art, like this campaign is a nathan for you episode
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Aug 13, 2019 20:12
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ross perot in hell posted:this is art, like this campaign is a nathan for you episode It seriously feels like something out of Veep
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Aug 13, 2019 20:12
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The Glumslinger posted:I feel like this should probably get thrown in the OP if its gonna try to be enforced It is, it's just down at the bottom of the OP, underneath the candidate profiles. I'll move it higher. And yeah, any thread-specific rules will be listed in the OP.
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Aug 13, 2019 20:16
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overmind2000 posted:Tom Steyer is one poll away from qualifying for the next two debates Trump’s reelection chances are going to dramatically increase if this piece of poo poo gets in there and makes the whole debate about RussiaGate/Impeachment. It’s also funny how this billionaire is pretending he didn’t buy and/or pull strings behind the scenes to meet the “qualifications”.
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Aug 13, 2019 20:17
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The Glumslinger posted:Who the gently caress is donating to his campaign? 130,000
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Aug 13, 2019 20:20
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The Glumslinger posted:Who the gently caress is donating to his campaign? Corporations are people, my friend!
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Aug 13, 2019 20:22
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao just admit that it is currently impossible to discuss US politics in d&d already for gently caress's sake It's totally possible, but only on alternating Tuesdays. And you have to be wearing green, unless you are wearing red, in which case you need to also be wearing black. And all of your sentences need to start with a vowel.
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Aug 13, 2019 20:24
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The Glumslinger posted:It seriously feels like something out of Veep https://twitter.com/brianneDMR/stat...ingawful.com%2F
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Aug 13, 2019 20:24
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first mayor pete's never heard of alfred e. neuman now he's never heard of sirhan sirhan??
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Aug 13, 2019 20:29
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This dude has never washed a dish in his life if he thinks this lol Such impressive "systems analysis" on display here
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Aug 13, 2019 20:29
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Groovelord Neato posted:first mayor pete's never heard of alfred e. neuman now he's never heard of sirhan sirhan?? I love "Hungry Like the Wolf"!
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Aug 13, 2019 20:30
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scanning ....scanning ..analysis complete Make joke about soap is soap to seem relatable to the proles Now make a quip about top shelf ramen Relatability complete
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Aug 13, 2019 20:35
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tylersayten posted:His brand of soulless, data driven sociopathy is also what lead to bullshit like Trump. Predicting the future based on data from the past is so uniquely dangerous and idiotic. data-driven sociopathy (or, to be more precise, sociopathy laundered via a language of being "data-driven" or otherwise being derived from expertise) is the language of neoliberalism
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Aug 13, 2019 20:35
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mayor pete thinking he was owning trump by not knowing a famous mascot is more embarrassing than warren's dna test.
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Aug 13, 2019 20:37
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The Glumslinger posted:Who the gently caress is donating to his campaign? according to wikipedia tom steyer has a net worth of $1.6 billion if john delaney, who is a lowly centimillionaire, can put out enough mailers and call in enough favors to generate enough $1 donations to qualify for the debates then steyer absolutely can
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Aug 13, 2019 20:39
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NPR is comparing Sanders to Trump because he criticized WaPo for their obvious anti-left bias.NPR posted:Sen. Bernie Sanders criticized Amazon on Tuesday — then lashed out at The Washington Post, which is owned by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, saying the paper "doesn't write particularly good articles about me." The remarks were similar to ones made by President Trump. https://www.npr.org/2019/08/13/7508...tm_campaign=npr
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Aug 13, 2019 20:41
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Don’t the Koch bros fund NPR now?
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Aug 13, 2019 20:43
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Trabisnikof posted:So are we allowed to discuss media coverage of the poll or is that banned from this thread too? If an article happens to have a poll somewhere in it, I don't care. I'm not going to dig through every single article with a fine-toothed comb looking for poll links or mentions of polls. On the other hand, if the article is about the poll, or about polling in general, you'd better respect the list. Coverage about worthless polls is itself worthless. And the fact that the poll in question was done by the company Breitbart hired to conduct all their 2016 polling suggests that the thread could really benefit from people paying a little more attention to where the numbers are actually coming from before they post the numbers here.
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Aug 13, 2019 20:47
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Gatts posted:Don’t the Koch bros fund NPR now? They have for years. NPR has always represented upper class liberal interests anyway.
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Potato Salad posted:Donald Trump was right.  Here's who they've assigned to cover Sanders: https://www.jacobinmag.com/2019/07/bernie-sanders-sydney-ember-new-york-times quote:Ember is supposed to write reported articles, not op-eds, but she consistently paints a negative picture of Sanders’s temperament, history, policies, and political prospects in the over two dozen pieces she’s done on him. This makes sense, given the New York Times’s documented anti-Sanders bias, which can be found among both editors and reporters alike. mila kunis fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Aug 13, 2019 |
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Aug 13, 2019 20:52
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It's really sad that nepotism has reduced the NYT to hiring stenographers that suck so badly at making their propaganda subtle.
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Aug 13, 2019 20:55
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ross perot in hell posted:this is art, like this campaign is a nathan for you episode This is his new HBO show.
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Aug 13, 2019 20:57
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The Glumslinger posted:Who the gently caress is donating to his campaign? Remember that he got millions of people's information when he ran his personally funded ad campaign for impeachment. I think his list was somewhere around 8 million people. Add in the other mail lists he can buy with the money he finds in his couch, and he probably needs a lower sucker rate than Nigerian Prince emails get to hit 130,000.
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Shear Modulus posted:according to wikipedia tom steyer has a net worth of $1.6 billion That's it? All his ads on TV say he made 36 billion dollars.
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