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SlimGoodbody posted:and your only reaction is "these are identical, don't question the official narrative that was given literally within minutes of his death being discovered," then like, I don't even know what to tell you other than that you're the living embodiment of a dril tweet Instead, make crap up. It's good and healthy to be skeptical, but people are coming in with loaded questions and theories within minutes of the news breaking. Any potential details that something shifty is going on are accepted without a second glance, and any evidence that this a result of a cruel and uncaring institutional issue are dismissed. RagnarokAngel fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Aug 14, 2019 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:Instead, make crap up. Because this is something that has been happening forever. None of this is new. Epstein specifically has been doing this what as far as we know 30 years. Probably longer.
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gh0stpinballa posted:there are people trying to cling onto some shred of faith that the ruling class is fundamentally no different to the rest of us except for a few bad apples like jeffrey epstein, and that while perhaps a tad suspicious his death speaks more to the incompetence of institutional power than anything more sinister, and then there are people who have actually done the reading and are getting pretty tired of having to explain what these parasites are and how they maintain their grip on power via e.g fraud, murder, wars, exploitation of the lower classes and, yes, abusing and torturing children to reinforce their social bonds, maintain loyalty, and gain access to more wealth and more power. Like decoding the crumbs? I mean what you just wrote is posted about 20 times a day on /r/conspiracy when someone asks for evidence. gh0stpinballa posted:abusing and torturing children to reinforce their social bonds "Good morning, have you heard of the Illuminati?" Illuminti fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Aug 14, 2019 |
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pseudanonymous posted:Also, you know, this is according to LEO's, who have explicitly failed in their duty if there is a murder in jail and not as much if there is a suicide. So you know, they have an obvious interest in allowing deaths to be reported as suicides. The problem is you are jumping from "Epstein was procuring teens and kids for rich and powerful people" to "global cabal having child sex ceremonies to bind their destinies together." Why can't it just be a billionaire version of dirty old run of the mill sex trafficking that goes on everyday in every city for paltry amounts of money and women who society has forgotten? The only difference is the clientele
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Epstein was obviously hired by Trump to assasinate Epstein, probably in exchange for a pardon. After botching the first attempt, Epstein had to wait two weeks while Epstein was under constant surveillance until finally Epstein was alone with himself and able to do the deed. The sad part is that Trump had no intention of issuing the pardon, since after Epstein was dead, Epstein could no longer point the finger at Trump for underage rape orgies at Epstein's underage rape orgy island.Dr Christmas posted:There was an episode of Weeds where they smuggled marijuana through a sandwich shop inside some somewhat unusual sandwich (Goat cheese I think?), and were thrown for a loop when some random guy ordered one because he saw all the “regulars” there specifically for the weed getting it and all the sandwiches were pre-made and wrapped. Head cheese sandwich.
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gently caress it, if this is still open then I'm 'King' Kong and I'm gonna ride this nuke straight into Moscow.Illuminti posted:Like decoding the crumbs? You're literally doing the same thing, except your single data point is "the cops said so", and we all know cops are notoriously truthful and law-abiding and obey all regulations, especially these cops, who are definitely truthful and competent, and didn't completely gently caress up Epstein's incarceration, and when Epstein was found dead didn't just immediately say "whoops suicide" with no investigation whatsoever. Illuminti posted:The problem is you are jumping from "Epstein was procuring teens and kids for rich and powerful people" to "global cabal having child sex ceremonies to bind their destinies together." No, you spectacularly ignorant rear end in a top hat, the problem is that you see "Qanon" in the thread title and assume anyone who asks even the most milquetoast questions about the official narrative must be a full-blown Qultist. edit: I wanna be clear, these are the guards who declared Epstein's death a suicide: https://twitter.com/cliffordlevy/status/1161477999671304192 Literally nobody knows what happened leading up to Epstein's death, nobody was watching him, there's no surveillance video, and if you just believe what the cops say uncritically you're the loving chud here. Jay Rust posted:No investigation? Yes, there was zero investigation before they released the "suicide" verdict. Welp, he's dead in his cell, musta been a suicide. SneezeOfTheDecade fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Aug 14, 2019 |
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Besesoth posted:I reported myself to get the mods' attention, and I'll suck down a probe if I need to, but this thread hasn't been about QAnon for several pages now and it's probably time to call it a day. I wouldn't say that. Watching goons slowly self radicalize into lizard illuminati conspiracy theorists is pretty relevant to the topic. There is no reason why this thread shouldn't be allowed to generate its own content one day.
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Watching goons smugly dismiss that things happened because they sound implausible more like.
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I don't know about cops but there is this one guy itt who rants about how every rich person is part of a secret worldwide cabal that does child abuse for bonding so I think this is as relevant to qanon as it gets.
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You know what? I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is. I am not claiming that Epstein was murdered. I am not claiming that Epstein was not murdered. However:  I will bet that no one can provide proof in this thread, before 2:36 AM EDT August 21 2019 - that's one week from now - that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide that is not simply "the cops said so" or "there are lots of suicides in prisons". If anyone provides actual proof that Epstein took his own life, I will eat the ban.I challenge anyone peddling the official story to match my toxx. It's simple: toxx that you'll provide the proof I asked for before 2:36 AM EDT August 21 2019. If you can't provide that proof, maybe shut the gently caress up about it and get back to QAnon. SneezeOfTheDecade fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Aug 14, 2019 |
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Opferwurst posted:I don't know about cops but there is this one guy itt who rants about how every rich person is part of a secret worldwide cabal that does child abuse for bonding so I think this is as relevant to qanon as it gets. hey remember how the former pm of the uk hosed a severed pigs head
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Seems so quaint now, doesn’t it?
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Tollymain posted:hey remember how the former pm of the uk hosed a severed pigs head I know a middle income guy who I'm 95% sure tried to gently caress a horse so I'm not sure what's your point is except that having lots money and privilege doesn't making you less of a piece of human garbage
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Corsair Pool Boy posted:Epstein was obviously hired by Trump to assasinate Epstein, probably in exchange for a pardon. After botching the first attempt, Epstein had to wait two weeks while Epstein was under constant surveillance until finally Epstein was alone with himself and able to do the deed. The sad part is that Trump had no intention of issuing the pardon, since after Epstein was dead, Epstein could no longer point the finger at Trump for underage rape orgies at Epstein's underage rape orgy island. Isnt this a Crusader Kings 2 scenario?
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im sure the extraordinarily rich are usually above debauching themselves in ways that might harm other human beings, tho after all, the powerful are practically saints in their business dealings
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"the powerful are depraved monsters who will do anything to anybody to get their rocks off" is not a conspiracy theory lmao its just especially sociopathic apes victimizing vulnerable members of their species on a whim, because they have the capacity to get away with it Tollymain fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Aug 14, 2019 |
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Jesus christ this thread. I came here to laugh at QAnon crazies. Then some goons were QAnon crazies. Then then thread turned into the crazy itself. Can we go back to laughing at the QAnon crazies as per the thread intention? Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Aug 14, 2019 |
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Epstein dead Eskimo tangent blue HC 17 g 5 Connect the dots
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Put your money where your mouth is re: Epstein, like I have, or shut the gently caress up and get back to making fun of actual Qultists.Gridlocked posted:I loving love how this boot tastes SneezeOfTheDecade fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Aug 14, 2019 |
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Besides, Hillary doesn't show up on cameras.
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Illuminti posted:Like decoding the crumbs? what crumbs are there to decode when the prosecutor explicitly says he was told to back off because epstein was intelligence? sorry but i have no idea how you could have knowledge of this case and conclude that saying elites are exploiting vulnerable people for fun and profit is exactly the same as believing in the illuminati.
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gh0stpinballa posted:what crumbs are there to decode when the prosecutor explicitly says he was told to back off because epstein was intelligence? It's easy if you are an incurious goon smuglord
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Literally never said that. His death is suspicious, however it is also highly plausible that he committed suicide. Since his life had crashed down before his eyes, there was no way out and people routinely commit suicide in prison. You on the other hand are literally spouting conspiracy theories again! "with no investigation whatsoever." Did you read that on infowars? Also, why would the cops be in on it? It might look exactly like a suicide to them? Or are you suggesting that the Clinton's hired a couple of beat cops to murder him? Seems a bit low rent. That's the trouble with conspiracies theories, you start to end up with way to many people keeping the secret.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:What source of proof is there going to be except for the cops, in this case, on that timescale? What would you accept as evidence, given that the media's reports are going to be based on the cops' statements, and maybe some politicians who either are the cops or are just calling for more investigation? Saying I TOXX IM TOXXING doesn't do anything but make the thread stupider. You very obviously either haven't been reading this thread or are just being a poo poo to be a poo poo. I do not expect to lose this toxx. That's the whole point. If any of the posters who are smugly dismissing any dissent from the official cop story as Q bullshit can actually provide proof other than "gee this hobnailed boot tastes good", I will happily eat a ban. If they can't, then it is loving time for them to admit that 100% of their evidence is "because the cops said so and I love the taste of boot". Illuminti posted:You on the other hand are literally spouting conspiracy theories again! "with no investigation whatsoever." Did you read that on infowars? Okay, I get that you are not a particularly clever person, but please provide details on the investigation that the cops at the MCC went through before they declared Epstein's death a suicide. I'll wait. SneezeOfTheDecade fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Aug 14, 2019 |
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Illuminti posted:Literally never said that. His death is suspicious, however it is also highly plausible that he committed suicide. Since his life had crashed down before his eyes, there was no way out and people routinely commit suicide in prison. Actually the conspiracy was much more subtle. They turned the lights off in the cell and then dressed in black spandex. Then it’s merely a case of strangling epstien before lifting him into the murder noose they constructed. This will all look perfectly natural to the cameras.
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Lol, the cops didn’t just say “suicide, case closed”, there are investigations right now, and since my New York friends aren’t going to risk breaking into cop hq to examine the body to my satisfaction, even if I ask them nicely, I’m just going to do the sane thing which is to sit back and see what comes out of all of this, and yes that includes waiting for official word because how the gently caress else are we going to know what happened
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Illuminti posted:That's the trouble with conspiracies theories, you start to end up with way to many people keeping the secret. he was part of a child sex trafficking ring for the elite that is still in operation and his original plea agreement prevents his co-conspirators from ever being prosecuted for participating in it, and not one of the people directly named has so far had an attack of conscience and shared what they know, and likely never will. you'd be surprised what people are capable of living with if they have enough material interest in staying quiet. it's called being corrupt. besides which, witnesses and victims have come forward over the years and have been either ignored, scared away, or died. so it doesn't require people keeping a secret so much as relying on the self-satisfied smugness of boot polish loving freaks to float around insisting the sensible thing to do is not to be suspicious about any of this in case you look like *eek* a nasty maga chud.
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QANON: Donald Trump isn't a subhuman piece of poo poo. This thread: Jeffrey Epstein is a child slaver who kept receipts for slaves and was going to talk. Multiple guards and prisoners were on their phones posting on 4chan about his murder. countless shitposters: "These are the same."
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Hearing reports that when the Guards were doing weekend at Bernie’s with Epstein’s corpse and parading it around in front of cameras o obfuscate the time of death (the murder time) they were also playing yakety sax to make it more believable so that the clumsy flailing looked like “a bit”.
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They needed epstien alive because his entire fortune was locked up as cryptocurrency and only he had the private keys, so now they can’t even confiscate his money to pay off all the child rape victims he raped when they were children. Cryptocurrency working as intended.
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Jay Rust posted:No investigation? Its an easy case. He hung himself. The bruising and suffocation were obvious. https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2019-08-12/jeffrey-epstein-suicide-autopsy quote:An autopsy was completed on Sunday but Dr. Barbara Sampson, the chief medical examiner, said she was seeking more information before determining the cause of death for the 66-year-old Epstein No big deal. Call in the real pros! https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/08/13/michael-baden-jeffrey-epstein-autopsy/ quote:Baden, by then a respected pathologist, was put in charge of the forensic investigations. In his memoir, he criticized the autopsy done after the Kennedy assassination, noting that it was conducted by military pathologists who had never handled a case that involved a gunshot wound. Yet, he ultimately concluded that their findings had been correct: Lee Harvey Oswald had acted alone, and there was no second gunman. Its going to be a circus! Woo!
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