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The dunks just keep coming. Absolutely hosed it lads https://twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/1162303671994073089 edit: cat tax in which kebab is lolling at the LDs 
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OwlFancier posted:I wonder if I could make money with an app that gamifies religion, get you cheevos for observing effort intensive rites from various world religions. Just need a catchy name. An app for Catholics that tracks your location and if you're not in church on Sunday morning it notifies your priest; Pokemon Go but instead of pokemons it guides you to pilgrimage sites and keeps track of how many bonus points you're received for entering heaven; An app for Jews that crashes your phone when you try to use it on Saturdays; I can go on
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lemonadesweetheart posted:Clearly talking about goats Before he went vegan Jeremy Corbyn ate a goat curry with goat cheese on the side and this is why I can prove beyond doubt he’s a ragin antisemite. On that note, does it feel like the “Labour is literally the next Hitler of antisemitism” seem to have dried up in the last week or so as they can focus on the Jeremy Corbyn plot to get instilled as life president by tricking people with a vonc?
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Aug 16, 2019 15:04
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John McDonnell just invited me out for an Indian
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Aug 16, 2019 15:07
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u brexit ukip it posted:An app for Catholics that tracks your location and if you're not in church on Sunday morning it notifies your priest; And far too many Shabbat clock apps. This is terrible for Jeremy Corbyn.
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Drone_Fragger posted:Before he went vegan Jeremy Corbyn ate a goat curry with goat cheese on the side and this is why I can prove beyond doubt he’s a ragin antisemite. On twitter once the centrist superstars wound their jaws back in at how badly they played it the return to form was 'but but but an antisemite PM is intolerable!', so I'd expect the rags to pick this up soon enough too.
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Aug 16, 2019 15:08
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Very sorry to interupt politic chat I'm guessing, but I accidentally just bought a family set of Showcase Cinema tickets under the assumption a coworker could use them, but No, the Liverpool Showcase is a fancy De Lux one now and the tickets can't be used. Any goons live near one of those lovely Showcase and want some free cinema tickets, let me know
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Aug 16, 2019 15:09
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lemonadesweetheart posted:Clearly talking about goats The extra stupid thing is iirc this refers specifically to animals that are related to one another, so technically if you owned two completely unrelated cows you could eat the milk of one with the meat of the other and it would still be kosher. The effective blanket ban on meat + dairy combos is based off a relatively cautious judgement that with large scale industrial meat/dairy production you can never be absolutely certain that some of the mince in your burger isn't related to some of the milk in your cheese so you should err on the side of caution and avoid combining the two as a matter of course. There's at least a kind of understandable moral reason for that one, and a lot of the dietary rules clearly did serve a hygiene/ethical function of some kind at one point. Stuff like not eating leavened bread or not shaving with a razor are very  to me though.
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Aug 16, 2019 15:11
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lol https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1162365720795209730?s=20
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Aug 16, 2019 15:12
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:John McDonnell just invited me out for an Indian Get big John pissed on cobra and show him Weetman posts
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Aug 16, 2019 15:13
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It's all bronze age tribalism, you can tell themmuns from us if there's a bunch of weird bullshit that we can't do. Some of it is coincidentally good practice like not eating pork in the desert, but that's mostly because the tribes with "always eat week old shellfish" probably didn't last long.
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Aug 16, 2019 15:14
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Liberals love rules, so I'm sure they'll concede that thahahahaha
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ThomasPaine posted:
Well this is interesting (about the leavened bread anyway). Amazing the things I get to google thanks to this thread. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cleaning-out-the-leaven-on-passover-in-body-and-spirit_b_2926509 quote:The late Bible scholar Jacob Milgrom, in his commentary to Leviticus, explained that “Fermentation is equivalent to decay and corruption and for this reason is prohibited on the altar...” Leaven is a symbol of both death and life in that it smells like death and yet produces the growth of the bread or the beer or the wine. While it is acceptable for people to eat leaven during normal times, it is prohibited on the altar as an offering to God because God is life itself and death cannot be in God’s sanctuary. Thus leaven is not fit for sacrifice.
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And the LORD said to Moses, would it kill you to clean your gross loving fridge and oven while you're at it?
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People literally wishing death upon a 16 year old girl because she's an advocate for doing something about climate change. Cool. Cool. Nice world we live in. E: Oh and caterpillars person, our ones just came out of their chrysalis a couple of days ago. They poop out a load of what looks like blood (but is apparently butterfly meconium) just afterwards and my kid freaked out. Currently mine are chilling with some orange segments and we'll probably release them tomorrow as long as the weather isn't too terrible. Bardeh fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Aug 16, 2019 |
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ThomasPaine posted:The extra stupid thing is iirc this refers specifically to animals that are related to one another, so technically if you owned two completely unrelated cows you could eat the milk of one with the meat of the other and it would still be kosher. The effective blanket ban on meat + dairy combos is based off a relatively cautious judgement that with large scale industrial meat/dairy production you can never be absolutely certain that some of the mince in your burger isn't related to some of the milk in your cheese so you should err on the side of caution and avoid combining the two as a matter of course. time to set up an orthodox meat and dairy farm where half of the labour is spent meticulously tracing the genealogy of the livestock. two star-crossed lover cows stare at each other longingly from different sides of the fence, knowing they can never do a shag
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Liberals love rules, so I'm sure they'll concede that thahahahaha No, they'll just demand he stand down from the Labour leadership.
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Aug 16, 2019 15:20
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TERRIFIED, I TELL YOU https://twitter.com/DavePee/status/1162060914037862400
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Corbyn's Labour got 40% of the vote. That's the stupidest, most absolute batshit part of all of this. Not liking Corbyn is one thing, screeching that you don't like him and why doesn't he just quit when clearly a lot of people are just fine with him and clearly indicated as such is so nakedly self serving it's unreal. Also the fact that they refuse to work with him in the interim when the whole point is to get an election. Just desperate clawing at power and openly demanding that Labour gently caress themselves over before an election from all quarters. gently caress every last one of them.
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ThomasPaine posted:Get big John pissed on cobra and show him Weetman posts big john hosed off his tits on tap carling and tweeting about how tweetman is a corncob
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Jose posted:lol i got instantly suspended for calling ashcroft a oval office 
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ThomasPaine posted:TERRIFIED, I TELL YOU lol at him doubling down and calling people triggered like the chuddy oval office he is
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Tesseraction posted:big john hosed off his tits on tap carling and tweeting about how tweetman is a corncob I'll do my best.
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ThomasPaine posted:TERRIFIED, I TELL YOU Vagrant beggar in alley this morning. Had iPhone hidden in pocket. This city's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of blood, and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ethnics and coloured tinges will look up and shout "Save us!" and I'll whisper "Ok but only if we can add a 5p charge to plastic bags."
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ThomasPaine posted:Stuff like not eating leavened bread or not shaving with a razor are very It was probably all about the lobbying even then.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I'll do my best. are you actually going for a curry with john mcdonnell and if so how the gently caress did this happen
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ThomasPaine posted:are you actually going for a curry with john mcdonnell and if so how the gently caress did this happen Lol It's a fundraiser thing, not a date E: i decided to get more involved with labour so i re-subscribed to all their email bullshit and then saw that invite for an Indian at a place just down the road from my home. Apparently there'll be a speech and a raffle
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Lol I'm disappointed for you, could have been beautiful 
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Lol That sounds good as hell. All that ever happens with my CLP are meetings that always happen when I'm at work
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Just do a crime? i cant even think doing crime is funny 
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write UP THE RA in the No box really small
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It doesn't say you can't put yes.
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bump_fn posted:i cant even think doing crime is funny If you justify or glorify terrorist violence then you probably don't consider it terrorism, so the whole question breaks down. e: comedy option - Yes! The British Army! Love 'ar brave boys
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Bardeh posted:E: Oh and caterpillars person, our ones just came out of their chrysalis a couple of days ago. They poop out a load of what looks like blood (but is apparently butterfly meconium) just afterwards and my kid freaked out. Currently mine are chilling with some orange segments and we'll probably release them tomorrow as long as the weather isn't too terrible.  Insects aren't supposed to have eyes that follow you! Best part: furry backs, watching them do the proboscis-join thing and eating. I am a child.ThomasPaine posted:TERRIFIED, I TELL YOU
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Look whose more organized than the UK. https://www.thelocal.fr/20190816/updated-no-deal-checklist-for-britons-in-france It has a comprehensive list on what to do but this is one part to notice: quote:Firstly, Schengen Border Code rules mean that existing passports which were renewed early and therefore have over 10 years validity will no longer be valid right up to the expiry date written on the passport, but will be limited to the 10 years immediately after their issue date. For example, if your passport was renewed (under the old rules) 6 months before its expiry date, it would show a valid period of 10 years and 6 months. After Brexit day, you will effectively 'lose' the last 6 months validity, as third country nationals' passports must have been issued within the last 10 years. Note: this may affect you even if you don't travel - in order to remain a legal resident in France you need to make sure that the issue date on your passport is later than exactly 10 years before Brexit day. Meaning if you have less than 6 months on your passport come October, you are hosed. Wonder how many UKers know this. Another funny thing to note, it links the UKs page on this too. The UKs page still lists March 29th as the leave date. Nice to see the gov is on the ball.
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bump_fn posted:i cant even think doing crime is funny I think the anarchist cookbook is lite bedtime reading for children, so I’m putting “no” for this one.
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reminds me of that dude who was doing customs for a trip to Australia and they asked "Do you have a criminal conviction?" and when he said "Oh I didn't realise you still needed one." he got kicked out
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happyhippy posted:Look whose more organized than the UK. Gonna be fun watching the sun reading gammons getting mad about being refused entry to Spain to visit their second home in Costa del sol because they don’t have a legally valid passport.
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