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Yeah  sounds like the best plan. I just got a last minute "yeah watch this today" yesterday and was a little "uh..." to find out that the billionaire containment center guy was the only one offering it immediately.e: 133 years ago Ulster Protestant Unionists begin to lobby against the Irish Home Rule Bill, which is fortunately fixed very quickly. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Aug 17, 2019 |
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I've just been out with some people, I don't so much so was interesting. Around age 30 i guess in general. No one mentioned politics or anything. House prices, festivals, bonking, babies, cars... Mainly lib dem voters I would wager. I dunno maybe brexit isnt that important.
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The "ChildREn ShOuLDN't VisiT tHE MainLAnd" story was from the Isle of Wight, not Mann. Looks like to original source may have been removed but I did find a reddit thread about it so it definitely did exist: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6q3ztr/ban_under_tens_from_mainland_visits_isle_of_wight/
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Relevant: https://youtu.be/TYZBKqemQrU
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Just in case you were thinking this couldn't get any worse for the Lib Dems: https://twitter.com/michaelsavage/status/1162397945679028225 They clearly didn't actually speak to Clarke, at least past the point of "are you willing to be PM so we can block Corbyn?" Maybe they should have asked him what he would actually do as caretaker PM first.
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I'm not happy with Ken Clarke being caretaker PM because he is a rabid capitalist, a Tory MP and (almost goes without saying) rumoured nonce. And Harriet Harmon is a sleazebag of just the same loving magnitude. gently caress these people. crispix fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Aug 17, 2019 |
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Aug 17, 2019 03:21
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I moved back into my flat in Mayfair yesterday after time living around the US Midwest. Apparently there are a lot of Lib Dem voters and centrists in the area? I went with some friends to the ice cream shop they have in Harrods and all everyone seemed to be talking about was how much they want Ken Clarke to be PM.
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Aug 17, 2019 03:40
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Look if Ken Clarke wants to sell the NHS to Trump, take us out of the EU by blocking the Channel with the Royal Navy, and nonce on a level that would make Epstein say "Steady on", that's all fine because he's not Jeremy Corbyn.
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This probably came up earlier but for the nite crue; https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1162396374304002048 lmao Soubry "a General Election won't solve anything as we all know" yeah it's only a requirement before the arithmetic in Parliament could possibly actually give us a second Referendum and stop ndb, ndb.
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crispix posted:I'm not happy with Ken Clarke being caretaker PM because he is a rabid capitalist, a Tory MP and (almost goes without saying) rumoured nonce. I wouldn't call her a sleaze so much as a British Nancy Polosi. Someone so incompetent and willing to compromise that it borders on being asked to take a dive.
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Posting this inside my own tweet because tweets show the article preview: https://twitter.com/WhatEvil/status/1162568831346388993?s=20 Bozo has edited his first PM speech to remove his first broken promise: That work would start "this week" with 20 new hospital upgrades.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Now I have read one (1) book and a few versions of the wikipedia page on the subject, so am far from informed. But the conclusion the book comes to, and an option that a lot of Israeli people support is falling back to the boundaries agreed before the 1948 war, since the majority of that land was legally purchased.
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WhatEvil posted:Bozo has edited his first PM speech to remove his first broken promise: That work would start "this week" with 20 new hospital upgrades. This is a great strategy. New scandal? Unpopular policy? Just go back and Edit The Speech again. "People of Britain," says 2019 Legend Boris, who everyone loved and agreed with, "I promise to - in - sert - diseased - rats - inside - the nation's - under - wear - for the security of - the nation. - If anyone - has - objections to -this great - rat - scheme - now's the time - [harumph noises] - rule britannia - sausages." Everyone applauds. Look, there's a picture of you in the crowd, clapping harder than everyone. Don't you remember?
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gently caress I kind of skimmed past that and thought it meant that the version of the speech sent to the press in advance had words that were omitted when he actually spoke, but OF COURSE it's much worse than that lmbo
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Tesseraction posted:reminds me of that dude who was doing customs for a trip to Australia and they asked "Do you have a criminal conviction?" and when he said "Oh I didn't realise you still needed one." he got kicked out
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Dominic Grieve, noted Brexit warrior, doesn't feel he can support a 3-5 week Corbs either. These people are such cunts.
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Flipswitch posted:When I was in the army I got asked if I had any links to terrorist organisations as part of a questionnaire and I said "my family is Somali, so probably". I got told to shut the gently caress up and my staff sergeant just buried his head in his hands. Same but home guard. They really need to wink more with this stuff. The questionnaire is made by bureaucrats on the basis of "this might be sorta neat" But they are filled in and filed with the idea that people are going to lie and present their "best side" So a person that is 100% honest runs the risk of failing for being honest about stuff that the system expects everyone else to lie about. For example they ask if I have any criminal convictions. I got a speeding ticket in 2008 which is a criminal conviction but it has long since been cleared from my criminal record. They expect me to lie about that but if I told the truth then it would trigger the "lack of respect for laws in society" alarm and I would probably fail because people aren't supposed to be truthful. A friend passed everything and then went to the psych exam. He was a good and honest person with no criminal record or any violent/disobedient history but he told the shrink everything about his childhood of growing up in a poor broken family with an alcoholic father. It was a tale of trial over adversity but he actually failed the psych exam (something that should be impossible) with his very detailed story about his unstable and broken childhood.
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WhatEvil posted:Bozo has edited his first PM speech to remove his first broken promise: That work would start "this week" with 20 new hospital upgrades. Also from the Mirror, the Queen's mad about the quality of governance in this country, for some reason. Reports say she's "proper steaming", "she keeps doing lines and trying to start a business"    
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Brenda's got more in common with the rest of us than we thought. E; Also lol at the image of some poor staff sergeant on realizing his squaddie just said "Yeah, prolly" to the question about terrorist family links 
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Ms Adequate posted:Brenda's got more in common with the rest of us than we thought. I am the unnamed royal source reinforcing the agenda of the Daily Mirror, happy to confirm that the Queen thinks that Quavers are the best crisp and that Wetherspoons is alright for a sneaky post-work pint and a burger, despite the oval office who owns it.
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Aug 17, 2019 09:24
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I guess they're the kinda guy who answers truthfully to American visa questions about having ever used illegal drugs.
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Chuka Umana posted:I moved back into my flat in Mayfair yesterday after time living around the US Midwest. Apparently there are a lot of Lib Dem voters and centrists in the area? I went with some friends to the ice cream shop they have in Harrods and all everyone seemed to be talking about was how much they want Ken Clarke to be PM. I'm not sure if this is a bad troll attempt but in case it's not, you're in Harrod's, and you live in Mayfair, what the gently caress were you expecting? It's an incredibly wealthy area, and Harrods is like, peak Tory-remainer-type in its demographics. Of course they're melty centrist NUGgets.
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Aug 17, 2019 10:01
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Porthcawl to install anti-sex toilets.
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I wonder if the town council deliberately emphasised the anti-sex thing knowing that would bury the story of measures against rough sleeping, or if that just happened by accident
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Jesus loving christ if they have to pay anyway why do the council care? Even if they don't, why do the council care. Just let people gently caress. or bring all their worldly belongings and sleep in the dry. Eschenique posted:For example they ask if I have any criminal convictions. I got a speeding ticket in 2008 which is a criminal conviction but it has long since been cleared from my criminal record. They expect me to lie about that but if I told the truth then it would trigger the "lack of respect for laws in society" alarm and I would probably fail because people aren't supposed to be truthful. Isn't this question usually about unspent convictions in which case a spent speeding ticket is not relevant?
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It's definitely to stop homeless people sleeping in them. Same reason bus shelters have those stupid benches nobody can sit on and a big gap at the bottom.
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Junior Anti-Sex League (No Fats No Homeless)
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lol, of course the literal day i pay out the rear end to extend my visa my house gets robbed classic
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bump_fn posted:lol, of course the literal day i pay out the rear end to extend my visa my house gets robbed Oh no what did they take? 
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namesake posted:Oh no what did they take? a bunch of laptops from me and my flatmates
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bump_fn posted:lol, of course the literal day i pay out the rear end to extend my visa my house gets robbed Aw poo poo, that sucks. Did you get cleaned out? Are you going to be a law and order Tory now?
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thespaceinvader posted:Isn't this question usually about unspent convictions in which case a spent speeding ticket is not relevant? Nope they check unspent convictions themselves. This was about all convictions ever. I actually did my interview twice a year apart with two separate people. And the first one lost all the papers so I had to do a new one. But at the first one I was honest about my speeding ticket and he asked about the details. If I was just fined or also had my license suspended and noted down the answers. Second interview I just left all that out and said no convictions. Eschenique fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Aug 17, 2019 |
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bump_fn posted:lol, of course the literal day i pay out the rear end to extend my visa my house gets robbed Really sorry to hear that...do you have insurance? Was it a full-on break in or did they get in through an unsecured window? Actually maybe don't answer those questions publicly.
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bump_fn posted:lol, of course the literal day i pay out the rear end to extend my visa my house gets robbed LMBO robbed twice in one day The visa fees UK charges are loving disgusting. And the government make huge anounts of money from it, it's not about covering the costs at all.
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bump_fn posted:lol, of course the literal day i pay out the rear end to extend my visa my house gets robbed Aww poo poo, that sucks. Did it happen while the place was empty or when you were all sleeping? 
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Junior G-man posted:Aw poo poo, that sucks. Did you get cleaned out? how dare u
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Private Speech posted:LMBO robbed twice in one day lol
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