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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
A lot of powerful people are very dumb i see

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Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Kurtofan posted:

A lot of powerful people are very dumb i see

UKMT September 2019 thread title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1EzkRpelY

Pochoclo fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Aug 18, 2019

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Pound_Coin posted:

Post the dainty chairsmash BORIS loving JOHNSON video

Found it:

https://twitter.com/zacksabrejr/status/1155483746398683141

wow chunkymark looks different without his sunnies on

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.



Now that is some solid gammon bait.

Hopefully unless you need to travel outside the country the practical impact will be limited, can't see them rounding up all 3 million EU non-citizens legislation or not.

Might want to avoid changing jobs or housing around that time though, at least until legislation recognising the settled status rules is introduced.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Good luck with that.
30 euro flight to Cork city. Another 30 euros bus to anywhere in Northern Ireland.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Someone's gonna have to explain ALL the highly detailed storylines and characters in Japanese pro wrestling to me :colbert:

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
I know the Times has been a Murdoch rag since forever, but it really seems like it's just gone full on insane in the last year or two.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


mrpwase posted:

Someone's gonna have to explain ALL the highly detailed storylines and characters in Japanese pro wrestling to me :colbert:

So there's this guy right. We'll call him Tomohiro Ishii (or Big Tam). Anyway, he's a short, stout, angry man. He's facing someone we'll call Shingo Takagi. Shingo Takagi is a short, stout, angry man. Anyway, they go into the ring and then they beat the bejeesus out of each other and it's magical. Big beefy boys hitting each other in the chest until they are red raw. It's poetry if poetry wasn't boring pish.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Apraxin posted:

I know the Times has been a Murdoch rag since forever, but it really seems like it's just gone full on insane in the last year or two.

I feel like they've been fairly decent before they went behind the paywall. So about 10 years ago.

I used to read it back then at least, anyways. Possibly I was just dumb.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Greta Thunberg really needs to start advocating for anarcho primitivism.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

crispix posted:

Really just out of Sunday boredom here that I ask this question. So, centrists/melts as we identify them now - the people who get on our tits by being sufficiently privileged to be able to refuse to recognise the inevitable necessity of ideology in politics and who in most cases are so terminally sheltered and cosseted in their lives that they demand others accept this. Where have all these fuckers come from? :stare:

Like were these people identifiable as a group say 10 years ago in UKMT discussion?

I feel like a lot of it's down to Thatcher winning and ushering in this neoliberal era where everyone can be rich and successful with an exciting consumerist lifestyle if they just apply themselves, which was obviously an appealing idea. Then Blair showed up and basically remade Labour in that image, where you could have all that stuff without feeling you were betraying your working class roots - so you get the Cool Britannia poo poo where yr Noel Gallagher types are happy to swan around with the elites because hey, it's still Labour, I get to enjoy the FYGM lifestyle without believing that's what it is! Blair saw a way to shut down that cognitive dissonance and he took it. Everything is now cool and life is good for everyone, end of history and all that, put a flag on it

So a lot of people are doing nice for themselves, and other people like the idea that the world is like this even if it's just aspirational for them. The Olympics is a good example - you have your pride at the old working class history (some of it was not but still), big ups to the NHS, a Eurovision-level video about "modern Britain" (haha the Queen and James Bond black taxis and a man with a union jack on his face!) followed by some pop music from the 80s. Like the whole thing was less "hey world, this is the UK" and more "here's some warm comforting nostalgia, everything is good" (not saying it was all meant that way, but you didn't see many of these people going HEY YEAH THE NHS HAS BEEN hosed OVER). The fireworks thing at new year's seems to be same too - go to the wheel, here's some old songs, here's Bonkers again for that fresh modern vibe, it's like we're on a cultural loop

So yeah, when you get criticism of all this stuff, when there's chat about how Blair actually hosed things up and New Labour was part of the problem, you're really hitting a lot of people in that warm comfortable place. Ordinary people don't want to feel wrong or like they missed something bad, and people with money and success don't like to have their "working class solidarity" balloon popped, which is where you get the meltiest melts

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
really wish I could just buy the Times crossword without having to fund all their right-wing trash "journalism"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
why are young people all socialists i ask as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob

https://twitter.com/DavidAstinWalsh/status/1162427426909106176

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

On the one hand the policy would be near impossible to enforce. On the other if it were enforceable or would be incredibly cruel to people who've made their lives in the UK , it's completely insane, and would gently caress the entire country. And to top it all it would be massively unpopular if actually carried through because even the reddest of gammons wants to go on holiday to France on occasion and likes having food in the supermarkets and someone paid minimum wage to wipe their senile mum's arse.

Essentially the perfect Tory policy, it'll be made law in Parliament's first sitting after the break probably.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

kinda feels like Bojo plan is to get all his hardest mates to come with him when he goes to fight the EU at break

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Guess next time I leave the country I better take all my important documents with me in case they don't let me back in lol

It's absolutely insane to even have to think about this but I've been through much worse

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

baka kaba posted:

kinda feels like Bojo plan is to get all his hardest mates to come with him when he goes to fight the EU at break

Looking forward to the Omaha beach press conference.

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010


Now to make this my Tindr profile.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
That ex polis "we should seal team six anyone with a parking ticket" lunatic blocked me within seconds of replying, exactly what I'd expect from a stone cold hardman :v:

Also, I'm not sure we should go so far as to outright ban frankie tweetman from the thread but she's not really any more noteworthy than a thousand other twitter dipshits so we could definitely stand to see a lot less of her.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Julio Cruz posted:

really wish I could just buy the Times crossword without having to fund all their right-wing trash "journalism"
Since my folks emigrated & have been asking me to get them the Telegraph puzzle pages I've been amazed how easy it is to accidentally forget you've got a newspaper tucked under your arm when you're scanning a few items through the self service checkout. Seems to happen every time!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pilchenstein posted:

That ex polis "we should seal team six anyone with a parking ticket" lunatic blocked me within seconds of replying, exactly what I'd expect from a stone cold hardman :v:

Also, I'm not sure we should go so far as to outright ban frankie tweetman from the thread but she's not really any more noteworthy than a thousand other twitter dipshits so we could definitely stand to see a lot less of her.

I assumed he'd have blocked me after I called him a psychopath but nope. Lucky me.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I've just started eating tofu and it's really good; I feel a bit bad now about all the animals who've died for my dinners when I could just have had tofu instead.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Tweetman has a galactic ego so she's definitely loving all the attention, but if she isn't already on speed dial at the BBC it's probly not gonna happen for her

Pochoclo posted:

Guess next time I leave the country I better take all my important documents with me in case they don't let me back in lol

It's absolutely insane to even have to think about this but I've been through much worse

yeah, sorry to all the EU goons, looks like you're a bargaining chip again :/
hopefully this will make it more likely the VONC works at least, these MPs have too much of a "oh it'll all work out in the end" attitude with these votes

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


forkboy84 posted:

So there's this guy right. We'll call him Tomohiro Ishii (or Big Tam). Anyway, he's a short, stout, angry man. He's facing someone we'll call Shingo Takagi. Shingo Takagi is a short, stout, angry man. Anyway, they go into the ring and then they beat the bejeesus out of each other and it's magical. Big beefy boys hitting each other in the chest until they are red raw. It's poetry if poetry wasn't boring pish.

This is my kind of poetry :) thank you

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

forkboy84 posted:

I assumed he'd have blocked me after I called him a psychopath but nope. Lucky me.
Aye, I replied and then immediately went to reply to your tweet and had to go into incognito mode for that screenshot. His ocular patdown must've raised more red flags for me :v:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Terrible news, I've just figured out that I'm quite good at making pancakes and now I'm going to be eating them constantly.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

Terrible news, I've just figured out that I'm quite good at making pancakes and now I'm going to be eating them constantly.

this is me and carbonara (the chickenless, broccoliless version)

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Pistol_Pete posted:

I've just started eating tofu and it's really good; I feel a bit bad now about all the animals who've died for my dinners when I could just have had tofu instead.

:hfive: I discovered the other day that I prefer the chickpea burgers I make to beef ones. I'm basically down to just the occasional bit of chicken now. Go team accidental reduction!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm gonna have to get a block of dripping so i can make them properly. The doctor told me to stop eating so much or my liver will die. RIP me.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Julio Cruz posted:

this is me and carbonara (the chickenless, broccoliless version)

when does carbonara ever have chicken or broccoli in it :chloe:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm sure we settled the cabonararontological argument at length a few threads ago.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


OwlFancier posted:

Terrible news, I've just figured out that I'm quite good at making pancakes and now I'm going to be eating them constantly.

I assume the terrible news here is that you're not making them for me because otherwise I fail to see the problem. You're not going to make it to retirement age anyway, it'll be 90 by the time people born in the mid-80s are old enough.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

baka kaba posted:

kinda feels like Bojo plan is to get all his hardest mates to come with him when he goes to fight the EU at break
Unfortunate for him that his entire party is made up of barely living skeletons, greying former horse ladies and ageing, doughy posh boys.

In fact this gets me wondering who each party would send to a Parliamentary deathmatch and who would emerge victorious. No Lords, please, we already know that John "Two Fists" Prescott is the man running that ring.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
So, I totally agree that Corbyn should have the first go at forming a government of national unity with the sole remit of extending the A50 deadline and calling a GE. But am I the only one who thinks it’s so clearly the only good idea to take us off the collision course with No Deal that I don’t care if another caretaker PM does it instead? Harriet Herman really doesn’t strike me as a bad option to literally do two things in a time-limited window if that’s what it takes. Corbyn remains leader of the party and leads the GE campaigning, so I really don’t know what is lost if he can’t execute on his plan but someone else can.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

I assume the terrible news here is that you're not making them for me because otherwise I fail to see the problem. You're not going to make it to retirement age anyway, it'll be 90 by the time people born in the mid-80s are old enough.

You might not like mine cos I think the recipe I've settled on actually produces what are essentially sheets of bready flavoured scrambled egg :v:

Mostly milk and eggs, not much flour, also flat ones not risen ones.

Halisnacks posted:

So, I totally agree that Corbyn should have the first go at forming a government of national unity with the sole remit of extending the A50 deadline and calling a GE. But am I the only one who thinks it’s so clearly the only good idea to take us off the collision course with No Deal that I don’t care if another caretaker PM does it instead? Harriet Herman really doesn’t strike me as a bad option to literally do two things in a time-limited window if that’s what it takes. Corbyn remains leader of the party and leads the GE campaigning, so I really don’t know what is lost if he can’t execute on his plan but someone else can.

What makes you think she or anyone else can?

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
Chicken can compliment the traditional carbonara well, broccoli is just demented though.

I make it about 3 distinct ways, including one which may not cause an Italian to vomit in my eyes.

I like evangelizing for this guy's channel so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoHnwOHLiMk

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Bobstar posted:

:hfive: I discovered the other day that I prefer the chickpea burgers I make to beef ones. I'm basically down to just the occasional bit of chicken now. Go team accidental reduction!
Veggie burgers can be incredible and I've honestly gained a preference for a nice black bean burger over the majority of meat ones. A couple different (meat-eating) mates have advised me that the Vegan Junk Food Bar in Amsterdam has the best burger in existence bar none, so if you're getting into plant-based alternatives maybe give it a look next time you find yourself in the capital.

e: Sorry, I mean the other capital

big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Aug 18, 2019

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

mrpwase posted:

Someone's gonna have to explain ALL the highly detailed storylines and characters in Japanese pro wrestling to me :colbert:

So there's this guy called SANADA. He's really hot. No, hotter than that. Insanely hot. Yeah, you got it.

That's it.

Rarity fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Aug 18, 2019

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
RIP OilFancier.

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Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
May: Will you raise me up? will you tear me down?
Will you help me burn down all our godforsaken towns?
Will you means test pensioners who are cold?

Liberals: I can do that
I can do that

Fubpee: Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you say I'm such a griffindor, if I tweet a lot?
Will you help me fly freely to Spain?

Liberals: I can do that
Oh oh, I can do that

Corbyn: I know the territory, I've been around
No deal will turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Put me in charge and stop screwing around

Liberals: I won't do that
No, I won't do that

No deal, I'd to anything to stop,
No deal, I'd to anything to stop,
No deal, I'd to anything to stop,

But I won't do that
No I won't
do
that

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