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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Julio Cruz posted:

really enjoying this puff piece for some non-alcoholic spirit drink thing masquerading as journalism that's currently got pride of place on the BBC news homepage

quote:

Younger people do not want to be seen as drunk on social media. Heavy episodic drinking is not deemed to be cool. Importantly, the industry does not want excessive consumption and spends millions to avoid such behaviour
:raise:

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Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

Joke's on them he's gonna parachute into downing street on tuesday with a VONC.

Nothing wrong with a strong older man such as he whispering "Relish... Relish..." in your ear as he pumps you full of his socialist love.

On a more sobering note, god how I hate this country and it's health care for transpeople and it's only going to get worse after brexit

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I don't buy that everyone who doesn't want corbyn doesn't care about no deal. And that wasn't what that dude was saying. I mean they might be wrong, and I think they are, but it doesn't mean they dont care about no deal.

We're heading into an election where the choice will be Corbyn or No Deal. Anyone still trying to harm his chances is basically pushing us towards No Deal.

So who do you think cares? Jo Swinson certain doesn't. Some Lib Dems probably do, but not enough to say anything. I don't really know what the Tory rebels want, except to go back in time and elect someone other than Johnson as their leader. I think they've basically realised it's over at this point.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

After the name of the leaked report can we start referring to brexit as Operation Pisshammer yet?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Of loving course someone in the replies posted a quote "by" Winston Churchill in a picture which Churchill never even loving said. People on the internet are exceedingly dumb

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

^^^ I know politicians' twitters are terrible but I feel bad she posted a "who's proud to be antifascist" and all the replies are angry right wingers

someone made a jo cox reference like her murderer was antifa or something, because pretending terrorists are radicalised lefties is a thing now

jabby posted:

The only reason people don't want Corbyn is because they think being caretaker PM would help him win the election.

Of course if he loses, we end up with Johnson again and we leave with no deal. That will be the choice in the election: a Corbyn government or no deal with the Tories.

So everyone who doesn't want Corbyn as caretaker doesn't really care about preventing no deal, because they want him to lose the subsequent election to Johnson. They just want to seem like they care. So Corbyn should absolutely tell them to gently caress off if they expect him to back someone else.

Also with Harriet Harman as PM (even temporarily) it would weaken Corbyn's position as leader - same for any non-LOTO caretaker PM, but especially if it's someone within his own party

It's yet another opportunity to have a go at undermining Jeremy - surely this time we can get rid of him! So he absolutely has to stand firm on this, everyone's trying to play political games instead of following the normal procedure, so it really is down to whether they actually care about No Deal or not. There's a lot of noise now, people desperately trying to manipulate the situation in their favour, but they'll have to make a choice in the end - put up and get behind arch-brexiteer and danger to the country Jeremy Corbyn, or take a principled stand and... destroy the country by waving through brexit themselves

baka kaba fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Aug 19, 2019

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



https://twitter.com/brendaeastman10/status/1162810768225648642?s=21

I do enjoy it when people massively misjudge a polls audience (Tegan being the canonical example) but more importantly I feel it痴 a very clear sign of quite how fractured the discourse is, and how you can easily be exposed to people in such a way that your opinion is automatically the majority.

(Also; you can technically get 155 in snooker as your first break, but it takes a lot of luck.)

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

jabby posted:

We're heading into an election where the choice will be Corbyn or No Deal. Anyone still trying to harm his chances is basically pushing us towards No Deal.

So who do you think cares? Jo Swinson certain doesn't. Some Lib Dems probably do, but not enough to say anything. I don't really know what the Tory rebels want, except to go back in time and elect someone other than Johnson as their leader. I think they've basically realised it's over at this point.

I can't really argue because I honestly don't have a loving clue.

The poster you were quoting though, i think, was saying that no, its not yet an election with the choice of Corbyn or no deal, like thats the ideal outcome of this bit of foreplay but we arent actually there yet and if it takes sucking up a bunch of poo poo to get there then Corbyn should just do it. Its fear and desperation and stuff speaking but I get that sentiment. I don't think it needs to come to that and said a few days ago in here that the lib dems and others can be blustered (?) into accepting Corbyn when it comes down to it and theyve already softened so...

I haven't seen a flowchart for a while so I'm grasping at straws too.

NotJustANumber99 fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Aug 19, 2019

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


There's been a few of those Brexit people polls on twitter recently and they always get slammed

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

baka kaba posted:

Also with Harriet Harman as PM (even temporarily) it would weaken Corbyn's position as leader - same for any non-LOTO caretaker PM, but especially if it's someone within his own party

The whole purpose is to deligitimize him as a leader. The man got 40% of the electorate behind him at the last election for gently caress's sake. May got 42%. The idea that a handful of MPs should get to decide unilaterally that he's an unacceptable choice for PM is bullshit.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

jabby posted:

The whole purpose is to deligitimize him as a leader. The man got 40% of the electorate behind him at the last election for gently caress's sake. May got 42%. The idea that a handful of MPs should get to decide unilaterally that he's an unacceptable choice for PM is bullshit.

but he might do a gulag on the telegraph

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I can't really argue because I honestly don't have a loving clue.

and yet you continued to poo poo out a full paragraph of utter nonsense

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010
Anyone planning on getting alcohol poisoning when brexit inevitably happens?

My place, got a couple of kegs of dark fruits, some poppers to loosen you up and a paddling pool full of baby oil

Feel free to bring your own alcohol and food

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Julio Cruz posted:

and yet you continued to poo poo out a full paragraph of utter nonsense

Get a new hobby pal.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Ash Crimson posted:

Anyone planning on getting alcohol poisoning when brexit inevitably happens?

My place, got a couple of kegs of dark fruits, some poppers to loosen you up and a paddling pool full of baby oil

Feel free to bring your own alcohol and food

Going to space out the drinking so I can enjoy the show.
Want to hear Boris say 'See nothing has happened' on day 2.
Then his calls for calm few weeks later.

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

happyhippy posted:

Going to space out the drinking so I can enjoy the show.
Want to hear Boris say 'See nothing has happened' on day 2.
Then his calls for calm few weeks later.

Looking forward to the inevitable food riots

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Red Oktober posted:

https://twitter.com/brendaeastman10/status/1162810768225648642?s=21

I do enjoy it when people massively misjudge a polls audience (Tegan being the canonical example) but more importantly I feel it’s a very clear sign of quite how fractured the discourse is, and how you can easily be exposed to people in such a way that your opinion is automatically the majority.

(Also; you can technically get 155 in snooker as your first break, but it takes a lot of luck.)

Can't she loving spell? I mean I know it's the Brexit party but SMH put at least some effort into your lovely online poll.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Ash Crimson posted:

Anyone planning on getting alcohol poisoning when brexit inevitably happens?

My place, got a couple of kegs of dark fruits, some poppers to loosen you up and a paddling pool full of baby oil

Feel free to bring your own alcohol and food

Sorry friend, Strongbow is owned by Heineken and so is a filthy European brand. Bulmers is also Heineken, Magners is Bulmers but Irish, Gaymer is owned by the same Irish parent company. Aspall is Coors, I guess at least that's US rather than EU. Thatcher's is still Somerset based and Weston's is in Herefordshire though, both are family businesses. They also produce by far the superior ciders from that list.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Goon meetup at the Ritz in London where we値l countdown to Brexit. I値l book the room where Thatcher died in. Open bar.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Red Oktober posted:

(Also; you can technically get 155 in snooker as your first break, but it takes a lot of luck.)

It's only ever been done in exhibitions, though. Jamie Burnett did get a 148 in competitive play in 2004, and there was some dispute over whether he should be awarded the prize for a 147 break. In the end it was decided that as he didn't take a black with every red he wouldn't get the prize, since the prize is meant to be for a maximum break and he didn't make the maximum possible break.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

coffeetable posted:

there's an old socialist newspaper vendor out there asking the same thing about faux-leftie centrists like you. what stops you from taking more extreme, ideologically pure positions that'd impress $insert_maoist_here

I'd actually be fine with a Marxist coup d'騁at tbh :confused:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Chuka Umana posted:

Goon meetup at the Ritz in London where we値l countdown to Brexit. I値l book the room where Thatcher died in. Open bar.

Can I wear shorts and sandals in the ritz?

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Can I wear shorts and sandals in the ritz?

I think you can wear whatever you want. It痴 my hotel room.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Tarnop posted:

I'm ready to hear some good suggestions on this. Strong cheddar and brown sauce is my go to

Bread half toasted, dollops of Heinz fruity sauce under extra sharp cheddar is mine

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

StarkingBarfish posted:

The best use of marmite other than on toast with butter is this:

Take a couple of spoons of butter, toss it in a pan with a teaspoon or two of dried sage and melt on a medium-low heat until the butter starts to froth and the sage is aromatic. Stir in about a teaspoon of marmite and mix well. It doesn't need to be homogenous but you can get it close.
Toss some al dente spaghetti with a few dashes of the water you cooked the pasta in into the pan and mix it together.

This was taught to me by an italian. She didn't think it was particularly authentic but it is common in her region where they have something very similar to marmite. It's delicious and simple to make.

Def gonna try this.


josh04 posted:

As a nut allergy sufferer, nut-based pizza topping suck poo poo and taste bad, I'm sure, objectively speaking. Also nuts in any other meal, and also on their own. gently caress 'em.

Chestnuts aren't tree nuts so apparently most people with peanut etc. allergies can eat them just fine. Don't blame me if you try it and die tho.


Julio Cruz posted:

dont sign ur posts

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I honestly don't have a loving clue.

:hmmyes:


i am harry posted:

Bread half toasted, dollops of Heinz fruity sauce under extra sharp cheddar is mine

Toast, thin coating of peanut butter, cheese on top and toast. Optionally add sriracha/chilli flakes. I don't do this often because it's super calorific but it is awesome. Prob not great for josh04.

WhatEvil fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Aug 19, 2019

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Quick poll of people who do not like marmite: how many of you mixed it with butter, because you are not supposed to eat it straight.

If you mix it with butter it tastes good. Like Twiglets good.

But like most things you aren't meant to do, it's loving great anyway

Tarnop posted:

I'm ready to hear some good suggestions on this. Strong cheddar and brown sauce is my go to

Toast the bread to 2/3rds desired toastiness. Base layer of ketchup mixed about 60/40 with some tomato puree, then add slices of cheddar with a scrape of mustard, arranged mustard face down into the sauce. Grill till cheese softens, add salt and pepper, add chopped up cherry tomatoes then drown it in hendos. Grill till a sticky molten mess on the verge of calamity (much like the chef tbqh), occasionally smooshing the tomatoes into the cheese a bit.

Then a fried or poached egg on top to ensure victory

Juche Couture
Feb 3, 2007


Tarnop posted:

I'm ready to hear some good suggestions on this. Strong cheddar and brown sauce is my go to

The best ever will always be strong cheddar and Worcestershire, but I知 partial to chorizo, smoked cheddar and a fruity/scotch bonnety hot sauce.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



NotJustANumber99 posted:

Can I wear shorts and sandals in the ritz?

I believe the tradition is heavy leather, but you do you.

All you degenerates who like Marmite belong on a cross.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Julio Cruz posted:

and yet you continued to poo poo out a full paragraph of utter nonsense

Wow, what a beautiful glass house you've got there.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I can't really argue because I honestly don't have a loving clue.

The poster you were quoting though, i think, was saying that no, its not yet an election with the choice of Corbyn or no deal, like thats the ideal outcome of this bit of foreplay but we arent actually there yet and if it takes sucking up a bunch of poo poo to get there then Corbyn should just do it. Its fear and desperation and stuff speaking but I get that sentiment. I don't think it needs to come to that and said a few days ago in here that the lib dems and others can be blustered (?) into accepting Corbyn when it comes down to it and theyve already softened so...

I haven't seen a flowchart for a while so I'm grasping at straws too.

You're falling into the trap of thinking they have some overarching plan. What they're actually doing is closing their eyes, crossing their fingers, and wishing as hard as they can that it was 2012 again, and the presence of an actual socialist Labour leader is an impediment to that - this is why the melts (on all sides) probably won't get behind the VONC and Corbyn caretaker leader even when he's offering them all exactly what they've been claiming to want all along.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Yeah, it's a hard decision where they have to come down on one side or the other and they're desperately squirming around trying to find a scenario where they don't have to make the choice.

After all the poo poo they've thrown at Corbyn and Labour, it's rather satisfying to watch them sweat.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
See the replies to this Observer piece for some choice examples of this way of thinking:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/18/national-government-jeremy-corbyn-brexit

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/libcomorg/status/1163347055760334848?s=20

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


NotJustANumber99 posted:

I don't buy that everyone who doesn't want corbyn doesn't care about no deal. And that wasn't what that dude was saying. I mean they might be wrong, and I think they are, but it doesn't mean they dont care about no deal.

Would you say they have legitimate concerns? :thunk:

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Cheese and marmite toasties are the food of the gods.

This. The pro-trick is to put butter and marmite on the top of the top slice of bread after you make the toastie. The cheese and marmite don't mix until you eat it and the marmite hits the roof of your mouth first.

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Looking for some help arguing with an ultra-centrist libdem here - does anyone have an up-to-date counter to "so why are Labour bombing in the polls if JC has played it so well over the past week"? I don't think I've seen any polls for about a fortnight.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Would you say they have legitimate concerns? :thunk:

No mate, or I'd probably have written that. I'm saying they do care about the consequences of no deal so when alls said and done I expect them to hold their nose and support a corbyn vonc and temporary government to get what they want which is avoiding no deal. The problem is I'm talking about the lib dems and dunno if I'm also talking about enough tories to make it work.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Sanford posted:

Looking for some help arguing with an ultra-centrist libdem here - does anyone have an up-to-date counter to "so why are Labour bombing in the polls if JC has played it so well over the past week"? I don't think I've seen any polls for about a fortnight.

The only recent polls I could find on Britain Elects are showing a 3-5 point swing towards CON as BXP seem to be deflating a bit, while Labour also seem to be bleeding voters somewhere as well. No way of telling if it's to LD or elsewhere. Likely a bit of both.

If I were being cynical, I would say it's funny how right wing cunts can see exactly which side their bread is buttered wrt who they think can deliver brexit by potentially supporting CON more, whereas all the melts seem to have great difficulty grasping who the only person that can stop it actually is.

Don't squint too hard at the numbers, they're bad for Jeremy Corbyn meaningless outside of a GE.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Sanford posted:

Looking for some help arguing with an ultra-centrist libdem here - does anyone have an up-to-date counter to "so why are Labour bombing in the polls if JC has played it so well over the past week"? I don't think I've seen any polls for about a fortnight.

I don't think we've got any with field work since the letter.

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Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Yeah don't accept a reverse burden of proof here, recent polling looks pretty scant.

Also some typical loving centrist short-termism, you wouldn't say to a farmer "if you did such a good job sowing then where's all the grain, huh?" in loving March

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