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Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
number currently down 69

quickly, "nice" while you can

too slow bitches

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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Peacoffee posted:

at least as many as there are ones of the husband using the footage to "gotcha" his partner re: the minute specifics of their conversations/argumentative history.

"You always say that!"
"I do not!"
"OH yeah!?"

*goes to retrieve livingrm-vidlog #11135*

Narrator: She was gone by the time he returned

black mirror is a documentary

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

jesse really wants that superhuman trump cum

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Flavius Aetass posted:

gently caress carolina trump

pls don't leak the Presidents diary entry for 20 August 2029

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Flavius Aetass posted:

a friend of mine inherited her mom's parrot and the thing would scream things like "i loving hate you" and then cry like her mom

that's quite the burden to bear

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

trump does have good energy

that is true

lol shut the gently caress up law man

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

gregday
May 23, 2003


failson don

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



new kind of cat posted:

trump should get some tattoos

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



*checking the discord logs to prove to my wife that she forgot who dann florek is 3 months ago*

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Trump does not have the hair to do this. His diseased scarred scalp would be easily visible

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trem

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


PORMP

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




jimmy fallon dong

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Saint_Rukus posted:

lol, hyped for more elf on the shelf action that should start up in about a week or so

hey check this out, what if the elf on the shelf did naughty adult things???
That would be pretty funny to post on my facebook.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

I like how they can’t drop this high energy thing when everyone can see him sluggishly waddling around on camera every day

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

new kind of cat posted:

trump should get some tattoos

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Flavius Aetass posted:

a friend of mine inherited her mom's parrot and the thing would scream things like "i loving hate you" and then cry like her mom

Larger parrot species can live decades. Like 80 years on the higher end. Lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

euphronius posted:

recording kids loving isnligerally a felony lmao

noticing the rise of people wiring their houses for video is conveniently correlated with the rise of incest porn

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Trump does not have the hair to do this. His diseased scarred scalp would be easily visible

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

now give him mike tyson’s face tattoo

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

trump

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

UFOTacoMan posted:

hey check this out, what if the elf on the shelf did naughty adult things???
That would be pretty funny to post on my facebook.

please do not gently caress the elf on the shelf

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Trump does not have the hair to do this. His diseased scarred scalp would be easily visible

lol the whole top of he scalp would tear off like some low budget Blood Meridian.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

right on his chest, yes

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




there it is

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Spergin Morlock posted:

Larger parrot species can live decades. Like 80 years on the higher end. Lol

it's an african grey and it basically isn't even old yet

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

trump's use of parentheses is so fuckingg weird

it's almost like a tiny window into how his brain works. Half-formed semi-thoughts pop in as he tries to communicate an idea... a normal person would try to focus and block the semithoughts, but trump literally embraces them and makes them a part of his speech

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I'm constantly thinking about the parrot that says "what the gently caress...WHAT THE gently caress"

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bearjew posted:

jimmy fallon dong

:chast2b:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

UFOTacoMan posted:

I'm constantly thinking about the parrot that says "what the gently caress...WHAT THE gently caress"

Get this parrot an account

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Polo-Rican posted:

trump's use of parentheses is so fuckingg weird

it's almost like a tiny window into how his brain works. Half-formed semi-thoughts pop in as he tries to communicate an idea... a normal person would try to focus and block the semithoughts, but trump literally embraces them and makes them a part of his speech

Excuse me, the parenthetical exclamation is good (great!)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





no

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





yes

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Apr 18, 2017



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