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monkeytek posted:I see Cymelion is our next candidate for crossing over to serious mental health issues. Maybe he's just not in a place right now financially where he can afford both jpegs and therapy.
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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:Maybe he's just not in a place right now financially where he can afford both jpegs and therapy. 
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I'd like to report a fidelity error. The gauge (G) indicator comes after the numerical value... like all other measurement abbreviations. Also, the idea that they'd still be putting latex free on medical supplies in 2149 is creative bankruptcy. The health care system has already almost entirely eliminated the use of rubber latex. Also, they're really missing out on a lot of fidelitous opportunities and one could even say a failure to fidelity by omitting various other packaging labeling such as date of expiration/manufacturing, lot number, manufacturing reference number, etc. Think of all the bespoke, artisinal individualized lot and serial numbers for each first aid kit's individual supplies and having to do monthly QC checks to make sure your supplies are not expired on your ship. Do they really think that 890 jumperino is a capital ship? I'd call it a frigate, destroyer equivalent at best.
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What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to a mind? Our unity is full of wonder, which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive.
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Aug 21, 2019 02:14
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Lol, this devolved into Rey-the-mary-sue talk. 
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Aug 21, 2019 02:53
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I know im late for hangar chat, but will my sandworm have a hanger in it?
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Virtual Captain posted:which is more delicious? Ill have you know that i already called it, in regards to a derek smart documentary that makes ken burns’ films look like a drive in intermission short.
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What character on trailer park boys would CR be? Im picturing mr larity, but instead of being in love with liqour its fidelity. Maybe ricky, but hes too likeable. Also sandy could be randy.
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Tnuctip posted:What character on trailer park boys would CR be? Im picturing mr larity, but instead of being in love with liqour its fidelity. Maybe ricky, but hes too likeable. Also sandy could be randy. Cory or Trevor, because they're stupid.
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Tnuctip posted:I know im late for hangar chat, but will my sandworm have a hanger in it? Yes. And you can have a sandworm in your hangar.
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Tnuctip posted:Ill have you know that i already called it, in regards to a derek smart documentary that makes ken burns’ films look like a drive in intermission short. A Blog in July, a Ken "Full" Burns film.
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tooterfish posted:Residual background shame. Background shame radiation
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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:A Blog in July, a Ken "Full" Burns film. 
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Cymelion seems like a person who really, really, really, really should go and be with other human beings in real life.
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Decrepus posted:What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to a mind? Our unity is full of wonder, which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive. 
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h3isenbug posted:There will be (clumsily hidden) bashing of ED / NMS / RGO, because the hubris is strong in this one. One Roberts trait does seem to be the sly digs at other companies/people/whatever to make himself feel better.
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Aug 21, 2019 09:43
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gently caress me, citizencon raffle will delayed till November. Sorry folks!
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Thoatse posted:Background shame radiation What units would i measure this in Pledges/assests? Spectrum post / seconds ? Reddit time / time in game ? Have thought of a name for the unit? Croblets ? Milli scams? Cryrekts? Alphars?
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DigitalPenny posted:What units would i measure this in 3.6 croblets. Not great, not terrible.
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Look, some of us pay our way in this system. We can't all have our poo poo-posting subsidised by Tencent-Reddit.
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gently caress me tojal is off his kilter. But I suppose everyone needs a hobby.
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HELMET! HELMET! HELMET!
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https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/1164128209476210688
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Quavers posted:
I just like to point out that this thread linked never ends. It goes forever.
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I'm dying here.
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Next up: Has anyone seen my game studio?
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Pixelate posted:Next up: Has anyone seen my game studio? When was the last time you saw it? Uhhhh...two years?
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C-Bangin' it 
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They must be paying something for this, surely?
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Jonny Shiloh posted:They must be paying something for this, surely? Their professional self-worth?
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Is that what a hate boner is all about?
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Our favorite lifter appears to be boosting Apex Legends in between misogyny and lifts.
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HOly, finally after 2 weeks! In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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