Pinecone Sample posted:WIBTA If i asked my GF to wear make-up during sex? Another porn related broke brain
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 12:16 |
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/r/relationships: My girlfriend (32/F) wrote me (31/M) a 52-page breakup letter and I'm having a tough time handling it (long read)
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 12:20 |
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I seriously thought he copied all 52 pages as I began scrolling faster and faster and it never ended
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 12:34 |
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Barudak posted:I seriously thought he copied all 52 pages as I began scrolling faster and faster and it never ended You're not alone. E: Behold! The most obnoxious writing style I've seen in the last five minutes! My (23f) Boyfriend (32M) Tells Me He Doesn’t Want Me Whenever He Drinks. quote:FIRST TIME POSTER! LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 13:06 on Aug 21, 2019 |
# ? Aug 21, 2019 12:50 |
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Panfilo posted:She should sue the school for not acting sooner since her complaints about the guy were validated but only when they found out he thought Hitler was cool. Yup, she could legit sue her school under Title IX concerns because they stonewalled her endlessly and dicked around until he was shown to be a Nazi. Pretty hosed up since she sent them evidence multiple times!
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:10 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:You're not alone. Reddit is full of exceptionally stupid people but usually they’re able to string together a basic, grammatically correct sentence, it’s just whatever thought they’re expressing in that sentence that’s usually dumb and awful. /r/relationships is like a microcosm of Facebook style non-internet person posting and it’s absolutely full of poo poo like this. Just incoherent, misspelled, bizarrely phrased posts that read like they were written by a lazy middle schooler but they’re from a 35 year old
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:14 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:My (23f) Boyfriend (32M) Tells Me He Doesn’t Want Me Whenever He Drinks. I broke the code hidden in the capital versus lowercase letters but it was just an ad for ovaltine
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:19 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:My (23f) Boyfriend (32M) Tells Me He Doesn’t Want Me Whenever He Drinks. I thought this was written by a 15 year old dating another teenager at first, but nope, she's 23...
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:20 |
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Found out about my boyfriends kink... should I be concerned? by FutureArsonVictimquote:Hey guys I’m really looking for advice right now cause I (M) found out that my boyfriend is a possible pyromaniac. Long story short I found dozens of videos on his laptop of buildings burning down. Some indicators I missed but make sense now are that he enjoys sex in front of the fire place, loves the smell of smoke, and owns a flamethrower that i have never seen him use. I feel like this isn’t a conversation you just bring up with your partner so I’m looking for advice on how to proceed cause quite frankly I’m very stressed about this.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:25 |
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Oh hun, you have the perfect man. Two flame decals tattoed on your legs and hell never lose intetest
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:29 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:You're not alone. Should I be reading this in the spongebob voice?
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:30 |
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I (F22) often buy my long-time best friend (M22) condoms, my boyfriend (M30)of one year says this is a deal-breaker for him.quote:Me and my best friend have been friends since we were 11. There was never any romantic feelings between us, the most we have ever done is hugged and kissed on the cheek on occasions such as birthdays. He has always been there for me, even now that he’s also in a relationship, he’s always there to lend me a hand with things. If only there were a way to have consumer goods delivered to your home or a storage locker in the vicinity The friend definitely gets off to this right?
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:30 |
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Lol, totally getting off of it, and her bf caught wind of this weirdo.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:40 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I thought this was written by a 15 year old dating another teenager at first, but nope, she's 23... Oh my God, her terrible writing style made me gloss over their and their kids' ages completely. 23 with a 7 year old. Jesus.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:50 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:I (F22) often buy my long-time best friend (M22) condoms, my boyfriend (M30)of one year says this is a deal-breaker for him. Dang yo. You gotta be hilariously weird to get off on your lady friend buying condoms for you. Also her boyfriend is 8 years older than she is and they've been dating long distance for 1.5 years??? That's almost more worrying and weird.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:51 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Oh my God, her terrible writing style made me gloss over their and their kids' ages completely. Uh yeah, me too. I couldn't parse any of that at first... but now I realize they've been dating in some capacity (????) since she was 16 and he was 25 and have 2 kids. I want to die.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:54 |
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Antivehicular posted:I kind of skimmed this until I hit the point where he called his girlfriend "disgusting and dirty" for having HPV-related cancerous cervical growths, and then I stopped reading. I really hope the 52-page breakup letter is just "YOU ARE A CRAPPY LITTLE BULLSHIT MAN" over and over with gradually increasing font size I quit reading when he said his girlfriend was a cop. i guess they're both garbage
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 14:07 |
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InediblePenguin posted:I quit reading when he said his girlfriend was a cop. i guess they're both garbage I missed this detail but lol, love it.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 14:21 |
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quote:We Have Had Problems Through Out Our Relationship As ALL Couples Do. This should probably be the actual thread title. It's the bad relationship version of, "I'm not racist, but..." Like, one time when we were just dating I thought I wanted to move internationally and she wasn't ready to, so we sat down and talked about what was important to us and whether we wanted different things in life, but I suspect that's not what the OP means.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 14:24 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:I don't know if his brother is a Marine or not, but there's at least a 78% chance he's an E-3 with a financed to the hilt Dodge Charger in the garage. I'm thinking Mustang with a loan at 28%.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 14:49 |
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I’m having trouble hanging out with my girlfriend’s friends, and I have suspicions it may be the age difference. I’m 38, she just turned 21.quote:Hey all, so I’ll get right to it. I met my current gf on Plenty of Fish, and we are very much in love. We’ve been going out for a few weeks and recently she suggested I “get to know her friends” because they are “really curious about me”. Sick of being judged for dating a younger woman! quote:Wow, earlier today I posted on relationship advice about how to get my gf’s friends to like me. Basically the folks over there just judged my relationship and ignored my question. Yes, I’m 38 and she’s 21, but we’re both adults and we love each other.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 14:54 |
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quote:I would just be called a Cougar, not a loving Predator. He's so close and yet so far to getting it, lol
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:04 |
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QuarkJets posted:What's the landlord going to do, start parasitically accepting rent payments while doing the bare minimum in maintenance to keep from getting sued? Oh wait lol Most landlords are not that smart. LadyPictureShow posted:You're not alone. Holy poo poo how does this person function
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:10 |
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:He's so close and yet so far to getting it, lol lol that's fuckin gold
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:10 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:No, this is not enabling, because deciding to host your traumatized teenage sister after she was the only survivor of a car accident in which her other family members died and deciding to make this contingent on her doing childcare work when she literally has no other options at that moment is loving coercive as hell, AND ALSO a terrible lapse in judgement as a parent Sister is 21 not 17. Kid is 2. At the absolute earliest she was 19 and already in school at this point. But let's keep spinning the narrative your way.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:11 |
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I broke up with S/O because she (23F) pooped on my (22M) head!quote:Before we start - yes! hardy har har "This must be a shitpost" But as much as I wish it was, it's sadly not. I originally posted this to AITA but apparently they don't allow relationship posts.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:15 |
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welcome to hell posted:I broke up with S/O because she (23F) pooped on my (22M) head! Yikes, what a shithead
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:20 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:I (F22) often buy my long-time best friend (M22) condoms, my boyfriend (M30)of one year says this is a deal-breaker for him. So I did some digging and the OP lives in or near Qatar, which... makes the entire thing make a lot more sense, but also more confusing because of the genders. No idea why she did not think to mention this.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:24 |
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HOT BREAD! posted:One of my (34F) best friends (32F) dropped a bomb shell on me. Is it? Or is her friend just being honest about her feelings? Not there was anything inappropriate about the OPs response to her friend just coming out and saying, “I am attracted to you.” It’s a perfectly fair reaction for anyone whether it’s two straight friends of opposite genders, a straight friend and a gay/bi friend, or two gay same gender friends, for the other person to say, “no this grosses me out/makes me feel uncomfortable because to me we have only been just friends. It’s just I don’t necessarily think it’s creepy for someone to be honest with their friend if they have feelings for/are attracted to them. The problem for me would be if that friend was unwilling to accept as a possible reaction “I don’t share those feelings” and maybe even “we cannot be friends anymore.”
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:29 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Yup, she could legit sue her school under Title IX concerns because they stonewalled her endlessly and dicked around until he was shown to be a Nazi. Pretty hosed up since she sent them evidence multiple times! It sounds like they're in a European country though, so laws will vary wildly depending.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:34 |
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ZombieLenin posted:Is it? Or is her friend just being honest about her feelings? Not there was anything inappropriate about the OPs response to her friend just coming out and saying, “I am attracted to you.” cool she said "your body is sexy" and "i think about you" which would be 100% creepy if a dude said it, without a shadow of a doubt
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:37 |
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I (43M) am watching the love of my life (35F) get married soon. Neither she nor my wife of 15+ years (40F) know how I feel about her.quote:Throwaway account, obv.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:39 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I thought this was written by a 15 year old dating another teenager at first, but nope, she's 23... You're close she was 15 when the 24 year old knocked her up... So probably some Arrested Development going on from the molestation.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:39 |
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quote:AITA for taking my shoes off on airplanes? When I was coming back from Mexico in Jan, some lady that looked dead on like Parker Posey in Best In Show was dousing herself with essential oils in midair two seats from me. About a minute in, after it circulated a good few rows in the cabin with people sniffling and coughing, she keeps at it. A member of the cabin crew rushes over amid the coughs and spots the lady giving herself a good in-flight anointing, and reams her out with this exceptionally restrained fury that I’ll never manage to achieve personally. Yeah, try to be normal on planes please.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:40 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA for refusing to be interviewed as part of my wife's job application?
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:44 |
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I've been on a few long haul international flights where they had a little toiletry bag on the seats that gave you toothbrush, toothpaste, a flimsy eye mask and a thin pair of house slippers (one time it was slipper socks like you're given in a hospital). Dude should pack some cheap slippers in his carry on at least.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:46 |
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imo it's fine to take your shoes off on the plane (as long as they don't stink and you keep your feet on the floor) but if you take off your socks you should be dumped out the emergency exit
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:53 |
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AITA for feeding my sons vegan friend meat?quote:Hey guys, short time lurker first time poster, I'm not one to really do this but I'm genuinely wondering if I'm in the wrong. 13 years is old enough for a kid to make dietary choices, so OP aint an rear end in a top hat for that. But for the love of god, learn to cook vegetables for your own family's sake
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:58 |
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On the topic of wearing makeup for sex. https://www.complex.com/style/2013/03/25-unbelievable-photos-of-adult-film-stars-before-and-after-applying-make-up/sarah-peachez Porn stars before/after makeup. Yes, porn has broken people's brains.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 16:04 |
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Bruceski posted:
Yeah, that's pretty standard. Being a rabbi/minister is a full time job with crazy hours and demands. If the spouse isn't really on board it's going to burn the rabbi/minister out pretty quickly and possibly ruin the marriage.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 16:06 |