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duck trucker posted:But I eventually realized "the problem is me and my diet than the salad." ... Coward
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Yeah, exactly. I'll often get the runs when I eat least greens because it's my poor body flipping out that I'm eating food that's not super processed and awful for me, and just being "Wha.... What is this?!" Side effect of being poor is getting used to, even craving, that lovely dollar store stuff. It's a curse I don't wish on anyone
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duck trucker posted:I used to eat nothing but meat and potatoes. The few times a year I'd eat salad my stomach would rumble cause it's not used to it so I doubt your stepmother is lying. You're probably right, I mean the bitch exists solely on a diet of cow parts, Starbucks drinks, and spite, so yeah she's probably got a real hosed up gut by now for sure
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Thanks. And if you play your cards right, I'll even apply the mascara for you. Classic post/avatar combo right there. And remember folks, a curry is really just a heavily spiced gravy. Go nuts (also put apple in curry, it's great with tumeric) Me [20 F] with my boyfriend [21 M] of 9 months, I think he has an eating disorder quote:I think my boyfriend (21, m) has an eating disorder.
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DandyLion posted:Coward I was willing to fight MYSELF and CHANGE. That's brave as gently caress! Oh God I'm so tired of salads for lunch I want a fried chicken sandwich so bad please help me
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mllaneza posted:Me [20 F] with my boyfriend [21 M] of 9 months, I think he has an eating disorder That's a bit more healthy than most of those types at least? Oh wait, he's not getting a complete protein is he, wuh oh.
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HIJK posted:they should get two football teams together with one team per couple and whoever wins gets married first That's a dumb idea. The obvious answer is tag team wrestling match to determine who gets married first.
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LadyPictureShow posted:That's a dumb idea. the brides can wrestle it out in jello
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LadyPictureShow posted:That's a dumb idea. And then the ex-lover can show up and hit an RKO out of nowhere.
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Anybody that can stand cauliflower is clearly not a picky eater
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tactlessbastard posted:Anybody that can stand cauliflower is clearly not a picky eater Speaking of curry: cauliflower tastes really good baked and seasoned with curry
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tactlessbastard posted:Anybody that can stand cauliflower is clearly not a picky eater Cauliflower is at it's best when it's used as a medium for things such as garlic and... ... more garlic.
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I found videos on his computer of people dying. He likes having sex in front of the furnace, and he loves the smell of rotting flesh.
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Oh god they started dating when he was 20 and she was 16
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Aug 21, 2019 19:07
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mllaneza posted:Classic post/avatar combo right there. This is probably the story for most picky eaters. It's something you get start on early, enabled by your parents, and becomes absolutely humiliating to talk about but you have no idea where to even begin.
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I know we frown on dads threatening the boyfriends of their daughters, but this sort of scenario deserves a baseball bat being shown about.
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Renegret posted:Cauliflower is at it's best when it's used as a medium for things such as garlic and... Dijon is a winning move also.
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Scathach posted:Ahaha gently caress that guy. She's definitely an rear end in a top hat but that's not a bad thing. Maybe if more creeps actually had consequences to their lovely behavior they would start hiding their creepiness and go back to masturbating to animal porn in the dark and avoiding women completely. NTA. She wouldn't have had to go to illegal lengths if the school had done anything about any of her previous reports. Like his response to being told to stop harassing her was to tell her that she likes being chased. loving gross. Panfilo posted:She should sue the school for not acting sooner since her complaints about the guy were validated but only when they found out he thought Hitler was cool. The school only acted on his support for fascist dictatorships. They still have her a warning for filing too many complaints about the pre-raper. I'm very impressed with her (illegal) workaround so that she could feel safe doing school work. I also just marathoned all 5 seasons of "Leverage". Bored fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Aug 21, 2019 |
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GF [22] sleeps in the same bed as her ex bf [20]quote:I’ve been dating a girl for a few weeks now. After several attempts to go and check out her apartment, she reveals that she still lives and sleeps in the same bed as her ex boyfriend. This threw me for a loop. She said “it’s two queen mattresses put together so it’s not that bad”. When asked why she hasn’t pulled apart the two beds yet, she couldn’t give me an answer. I’m not sure how I should move forward with the beginning of this new relationship.
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Pinecone Sample posted:GF [22] sleeps in the same bed as her ex bf [20] she's not your new girlfriend lol
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Pinecone Sample posted:GF [22] sleeps in the same bed as her ex bf [20] ohhh ohhh ohhhhhhh drat. she wants to have her cake and eat it too
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Dijon is a winning move also. I'm sure it is, but my problem with anything that's not garlic, is that it's not garlic.
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Pinecone Sample posted:GF [22] sleeps in the same bed as her ex bf [20] I took some time off this thread and came back it this being the first thing I read and haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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HOT BREAD! posted:picky eaters should just be culled already, what the hell are they going to do whenever we're all eating crickets during the climate apocalypse??! No. They’ll be the protein for us non picky eaters.
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Pinecone Sample posted:I found videos on his computer of people dying. He likes having sex in front of the furnace, and he loves the smell of rotting flesh. hey reddit i think my boyfriend might possibly be a serial killer because i keep finding bodies in the house ?? should i talk to him or am i being crazy here lmao
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How can I help my boyfriend be more present?quote:Title pretty much says it all. I love my boyfriend, but I sometimes wish he was more present. There are times he will play a game on his phone for like an hour or more while we’re together. I’m really not on my phone at all when we’re together: This one doesn’t bother me much, but he also watches tv sometimes while we’re having sex. Also didn’t really bother me, but then yesterday he laughed at something on the tv while we were having sex. It sometimes takes him forever to finish and he’s said a big reason is because he allows himself to get distracted. What can I do to help him? ?Could it be as simple as switching off the tv?
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Miserable Maid posted:Yeah, exactly. I'll often get the runs when I eat least greens because it's my poor body flipping out that I'm eating food Guess what one of the most common foods for food poisoning is 
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Frog Act posted:How can I help my boyfriend be more present? Lol that’s the stuff right there. Lmao
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Pinecone Sample posted:GF [22] sleeps in the same bed as her ex bf [20] Saw this happen. My roommates shared a decent sized room, relationship went to poo poo but they were stuck together for a few months while they sorted out moving out. I only knew the guy well enough but it was clearly hell for them after the first month when they were both trying to see other people and then rapidly moved up their move out date.
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Frog Act posted:How can I help my boyfriend be more present? My boyfriend uses me as a living fleshlight. How can I be a better masturbatory aid?
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Hughlander posted:No. They’ll be the protein for us non picky eaters. AITA for being embarrassed by my friend quote:rear end in a top hat
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HOT BREAD! posted:poo poo yeah you're right, now that's efficiency! every redditor: YTA your friend is so much cooler than you I wish she was my friend instead 
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quote:She’ll wear a backpack shaped like a giant pokeball, have her hair in a sort of lopsided spiky anime-inspired style, and usually be wearing some sort of slutty French maid outfit or something else inspired by loli fashion. What's her username?
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I work with a thirty-eight year old man that dresses much like that with the exception of the loli outfits. Bright purple backpack shaped like a cat, giant rainbow rainboots regardless of the weather, flashing cat ear headphones, etc. The guy cannot stand the idea of people being in the room that aren't paying attention to him.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I work with a thirty-eight year old man that dresses much like that with the exception of the loli outfits. Bright purple backpack shaped like a cat, giant rainbow rainboots regardless of the weather, flashing cat ear headphones, etc. The guy cannot stand the idea of people being in the room that aren't paying attention to him. I had a friend who pulled the same kinda poo poo. Always wore ostentatious hats, super loud clashy colors, terrible hair dyes, and even had a feathered fan that she would elaborately fan herself with when the conversations got too 'hot'. Those hot conversations were about Harry Potter, by the way. She would always bring that poo poo up, and it would always be the worst poo poo you've ever heard. we are not friends anymore.
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"loli fashion" 
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Nae! posted:I had a friend who pulled the same kinda poo poo. Always wore ostentatious hats, super loud clashy colors, terrible hair dyes, and even had a feathered fan that she would elaborately fan herself with when the conversations got too 'hot'. Those hot conversations were about Harry Potter, by the way. She would always bring that poo poo up, and it would always be the worst poo poo you've ever heard. Oh yeah, he's the kind of person that has to make a production of everything. He can't even clear his loving throat without a "Ahem...AHEM...sorry, just got something in my throat...that's weird, I don't remember...doing anything that I have to keep...AHEM...AHEM..."
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Oscar Wilde never died he just got insufferable. he's standing infront of a painting of himself and it's vaping a tide pod.
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Chairman Mao posted:"loli fashion"
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