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Jobbo_Fett posted:10 bucks to join a forum, boy howdy do I have egg on my face after I went to the bank for a payday loan to purchase that. SA is the best drat shitposting simulator I've ever seen.
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Quavers posted:It's was the pilot's fault. He should have dethrottled, pressed X and then Right-Shift. Hover mode works ok!? Cut him some slack, throttling is Sandi's department. 
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Aug 22, 2019 22:04
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Make this black and white and it could be a photograph of any broken soldier throughout history.
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Finally caught up on thousands of posts, and the notion that someone posted of Crobbers going EGS exclusive to obtain more funding and the inevitable citizen reaction had me rolling. Epic should take all of the games that people are mega butthurt about them signing as exclusives and make them the free game of the week starting the day they become available to other platforms. The level of energy put out in nerd outrage will briefly outshine the sun.
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trucutru posted:And Chris has already said that SC will never be "complete" so its Beta cannot be (by definition) feature complete. You obviously know nothing of software development. You're dismissed. Jokes aside, this is SQ42 that's being referred to, not SC, and as a narrative-driven solo game they're going to HAVE to declare it done at some point and stop adding stuff. I'll be legitimately surprised if they're able to do that by next year, and curious as to what they deem a "beta". Like, what even is the point of releasing a beta of a singleplayer title? Wouldn't you want players to wait until the game is finished to experience the narrative?
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Kikas posted:...that's 2010, not 2018, is it? Christ, you think Roberts gives a flying gently caress what year it is in this flaming debacle?
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Meanwhile in Warframe. https://twitter.com/PabloPoon/status/1164574195466080256
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Sandweed posted:Meanwhile in Warframe. Man I find Warframe nothing but a chore to play due to absurdly bad balance, but the amount of interesting and weird stuff they add to the game will never end to fascinate me.
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trucutru posted:So... Frontier's financials are public, right? How much money have those losers made since the release of E:D using their stupid strategy of making and then releasing games? Count'em: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT0O-xoBvs0&t=856s
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Scruffpuff posted:Moving booth to booth, tweeting where they'll be. Just like a real game development studio! Come say hi to us - we'll be next to actual game developers! Which ones changes from time to time as they tell us to move along, but don't worry, there are lots of game developers here to stand next to! Except us! #carpetbagger #crobberbaron #actress #gamedevs
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Jokes aside, this is SQ42 that's being referred to, not SC, and as a narrative-driven solo game they're going to HAVE to declare it done at some point and stop adding stuff. I'll be legitimately surprised if they're able to do that by next year, and curious as to what they deem a "beta". Like, what even is the point of releasing a beta of a singleplayer title? Wouldn't you want players to wait until the game is finished to experience the narrative? They've got your concerns covered. Chris had the vision to realize he couldn't actually make anything, so years ago he revealed to the world that SQ42 comes in "episodes." What constitutes an episode? They didn't say, which means we can conclude the first episode as being "the amount we got working when we were forced to ship" and any subsequent episodes, yet to release and which have no release date, are where the real content really kicks into overdrive. And if the first episode is so woeful that you can't even really call it an episode? Never fear, that's the SQ42 "prologue" which will consist of a badly done corridor, some horrendous motion-capture, the worst "writing" you've ever heard, and nothing else. Once the backers play the prologue, it will prove the rest of the game is real and definitely coming out and for certain they should keep pledging. Star Citizen proper isn't the only infinite-layer lie Chris told or sold.
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I tried getting back into Warframe and it is a directionless mess. I was googling as much as I was playing the game for the first couple of days back. They seem to abandon new concepts as quickly as they add them? I still had fun, and it's one of those few games that actually plays well on satellite internet because it's all client side. That's a pretty small list of games. The carrier trailer looks cool, good job Elite.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Jokes aside, this is SQ42 that's being referred to, not SC, and as a narrative-driven solo game they're going to HAVE to declare it done at some point and stop adding stuff. Jokes aside, this: quote:they're going to HAVE to declare it done at some point Is something that they don't have to do.
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Chocobo posted:I tried getting back into Warframe and it is a directionless mess. I was googling as much as I was playing the game for the first couple of days back. They seem to abandon new concepts as quickly as they add them? I still had fun, and it's one of those few games that actually plays well on satellite internet because it's all client side. That's a pretty small list of games. Yeah, pretty much. They implement some really cool ideas just enough to get them working, but to keep the interest of players who spend money they have to keep pumping out new ideas, so nothing every really gets developed beyond its initial release. I mean, to be fair, that initial release tends to be pretty well polished for the dev time they take, but in my opinion if DE focused on ONE of their cool ideas and expanded it they could make a whole nother amazing game. Instead, entire gameplay modes just decay in irrelevancy, and the game just keeps getting more daunting for a new player to comprehend. trucutru posted:Jokes aside, this: If they do indeed have an investor who is mandating a release, they might. But yeah, I agree, never underestimate the power of CR to kick the can down the road. My bet is more and more resources will be sucked from SQ42 to make more stuff to sell in the PTU and development will slow even more to a crawl. Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Aug 22, 2019 |
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Today: Frontier announces massive fleet carrier ships and wins simulation of the year at Gamescom CI¬G: Releases an 8 minute video about quality assurance (lol) and scampers around Gamescom uninvited like some weird Dickenzien pick pockets
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Respected internet poster Joe Blobers said that SC was simultaneously the best game ever and in pre-Alpha. That's good enough for me and if it isn't good enough for you then you are dismissed, cuntiflas FUDster.
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trucutru posted:It's honestly mind-boggling that, even after releasing many loving games their annual revenue (actual, not projected, lol) is basically just on par with with SC's self-reported one, which they make by releasing gently caress all. Imagine how many actual businesses that produce actual tangible goods that exist in the real world instead of just 1s and 0s that make less money than SC.
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Zaphod42 posted:Imagine how many actual businesses that produce actual tangible goods that exist in the real world instead of just 1s and 0s that make less money than SC. Imagine? I own one!
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Sure, I'd love for my name and face to be forever entombed in videos about the disaster that is Star Citizen.
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That was incredibly badass. I need to find a way to poopsock Elite so I can save up and afford one of these.
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Popete posted:It's bonkers that SQ42 has a hard deadline release next year and they still don't have enough to actually show anything at a major games convention. I mean of course they don't have anything to show, but the fact that Citizens don't see how that's a pretty huge red flag is something else. The issue here is all the red flags were from like 3 years ago. That was the flag zone. At this point you are going into it knowing you're getting screwed. Red flags mean nothing to you. You just like to be abused, and taken. A lot of people are probably still buying on "curiosity" too. Like "how bad can it really be lol" and "I wonder if it's so janky it's good" kind of things. This is effectively the product of a roadmap where every step of the way except things not related to coding a game was a red flag. Congrats on pretty meshes, high resolution textures, and a stupid alien language. That's your product deliverable here.
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MedicineHut posted:How to be a proper squatter at Gamescom Good to know Star Citizen is still in a neck and neck battle against what is now effectively an old game, where even the original studio that built it has already built two other whole, entire, award winning games. Uh... good job guys. I bet Star Citizen is totally gonna come out and really show Elite Dangerous who's boss, 6 or so years later. I for one can't wait to experience their whole 2 or 3 star systems or something eventually?
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So I didn't watch this, but a while ago I recall I gave some twitter guy poo poo because he was all excited about going to work QA at CIG, and I implied it was a very low end job. Unless of course if it's somebody doing unit test programming or regression test development. So I guess my question is was it the high end QA that involves coding experience and skill, or is it literally a room full of 3 guys playing the video game non stop?
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Good to know the communist level stranglehold on information and people's opinions is still 100% crazy. I love your community guys. It's so welcoming and allows for so much discussion. You only have to only say positive things. No matter what. Don't ever spread FUD, of any kind... or have a negative opinion. Or else.
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CIG you guys better track this little whiny bitch down and give him some warnings about having a loving opinion that is negative. You better threaten him with repercussions too.
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Hey twitter guys... remember back 4 years ago when this was happening on their public forums on stop? That's called a red flag. So now years later they have not only totally hidden their forums from the public because they can't handle people in a constructive manner, and everything they allow is only designed to ensure they look good to get money.... they are still doing this bad thing. The red flag era is gone. You guys are just wallowing around in red paint at this point, letting the sloppy flops of your wishful bodies throw red paint on everything while CIG remains behind a glass wall now, watching you and slapping you with long sticks when you get too far out of the paint.
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Colostomy Bag posted:How the hell you can do the 1,000 yard stare pic after pic. Be dead inside and just turn up to take the pay cheque?
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