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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I was going to say "He's too much of a coward to commit a heinous crime" but then I remembered the child rape.

The wet president dithering over something rolled up in a rug for a while before angrily storming off and demanding an underling 'take care of it!'.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Some extremely normal posts, guys. Keep it up!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

just the normalest

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I'm rolling on the floor here!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Whoops, I thought this was the Trump thread.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Envision posted:

Meaningless huh? What do you know of meaningless? Spend most of YOUR life posting on a forum- Watch YOUR post count dwindle to a handful... and THEN tell me what has more meaning than your OWN account. I have in me the blood of a Posting Prince. NINJA GAMER is nothing but a joke! Yet, I've had to watch him surpass me in everything... my posts THROWN to the wayside! He.. he's even saved my life as if I were a helpless child. He has stolen my honor. And his debts... must be.. paid.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Had to re-arrange this a little for clarity

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

who designed those houses? Andrew Lloyd Wrong?

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Is using the name of the broadway playwright instead of Frank, the architect, intentional?

Phy posted:

Though strikingly designed
It's full of mold
It's very damp inside
And getting old

Its cantilevered decks
Are unrefined

CannonFodder posted:

The prooooooblems of the Fallingwater house
Inside your mind

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

This from over ten years ago. That’s sad

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Space Jam posted:

you haven't lived until you've run buck naked through a forest, being one with nature, turgid penis swinging with the freedom with which you were born, sneaking up on that deer and breaking its dumb loving neck before running off into the underbrush to avoid the park rangers

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

This from over ten years ago. That’s sad

I don't care for playing Guess The Thread but I do enjoy Guess The Year from EorayMel posts

Friend has a new favorite as of 04:31 on Aug 19, 2019

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I am here for whatever EorayMel posts, regardless of year

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Tubgoat posted:

Amber Frost sounds like a pornstar who does Frozen-themed pissplay.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

FAUXTON posted:

BREAK MY NECK INTO PIECES

I MISS MY RAPE RESORT

SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

NO FOUL PLAY I JUST DID IT BY KNEELING

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

tunnel for cars posted:

hey baby you is a fine lookin bitch all sittin there with your sneakers and them giant eyeballs

what say you bring your sweet scaly rear end to my place round midnight

drink a little water, eat a little leafy greens

I will control the temperature with playa precision, baby, as I know you is a cold blooded bitch and lack the ability to thermoregulate

that said bitch I will get you hot

bitch I will crack your egg while its still inside you

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









The Bramble posted:

Dating show host: Now that we've given the couple-in-the-making a night to remember, let's check in with these lovebirds about their first impressions!

Girl: well he was very polite but wouldn't take his sunglasses off and dressed way too formally for the bar we were at. Honestly I was very confused because he said all the right things but his tone and affect just indicated a deep contempt for me as a person.

OP: I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Yep, guessed the thread

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

This is great, I dunno why but it's great.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Hug in a Can posted:

performing femininity is more hardcore than road rash. suffering for fashion is some metal poo poo!
can you still walk without pain fron heels and still breathe bc you're not wearing shapewear and corsetry? is your vision obscured by eyelashes that would make a Muppet blush? can people no longer smell fear on you because you smell too much like peonies?!?!

METAL N GIRLY poo poo ✨:black101:✨ (puts on pointy nails and kills a small invasive species with it)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

B^U

e: B^°

Outrail has a new favorite as of 03:00 on Aug 21, 2019

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
"what kind of chair does a president sit in?" (googles "OFFICE MAX BEST CHAIR" paints first result without clicking any other results)

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I got overodsed on hillbilly herion and poo poo myself.

pontious36 posted:

I am in the hospital with 2 sprained hands and dehydration to cdc, bad diarrhea.
they give me 80 mg of oxy contin where Itakke 10. they do that twice and then wonder why I am lethargic.I passed out for 18 hours on the second dose and wake up to a big nurse scrubbing my rear end. Yeesh. how was you past week?

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Friend
Aug 3, 2008

MonsieurChoc posted:

I'm 31, never had sex, I ain't got magic powers.

I managed to not turn into a hateful incel who hates women though so yay? :shrug:

Edit: gently caress, what a bad snipe.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008



HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Oh hey my grandparents had that chandelier.



wesleywillis posted:

Were they from the south?

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Connecticut, originally, but this house is in super rural Virginia.

(I kind of suspect this is a slavery question. The house is based around a cabin built in 1750 and we suspect there are slaves buried on the property.)

wesleywillis posted:

Yeah. I saw a chandelier which appeared to have black people "holding" lights. So I pretty much thought southern U.S... Super rural Virginia probably fits that bill.

there wolf posted:

They're monkeys. There's a whole monkey servant thing that pops up with British colonial stuff, and I have no idea if it's some direct line to racist caricature stuff or just happenstance.

cakesmith handyman posted:

What does your heart tell you

Skipping 500 replies, sorry units a repeat. If the images disappear, it's a photo if a real estate pic showing the interior of a dining room / living room. In the foreground is a chandelier if monkeys in red suit coats holding up the light portion of the chandelier. They also have apples in their mouths, a la a roasted pig might have. I thought they were ball gags or strangely red colored snouts. The second picture has a similar chandelier with green clothing and fewer 'monkeys'. Anyways, it's pretty reminiscent of those really racist lawn jockey statues.

EDIT: i was on my phone can couldn't see the details of the photo very well. Oh yeah those are like, giant red lips? Yeah that's some bad racist poo poo.

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I want to believe it’s just a cute “oh let’s dress up monkeys in people clothes” thing but in my heart I know it’s not.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Yeah nah there's a long history of lovely people characterizing black people as monkeys or apes, it's 100% racist poo poo. No benefit of the doubt.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I thought the "apples" were supposed to be giant red lips, so yeah, gonna lean towards racist on this particular monkey butler chandelier.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Yeah nah there's a long history of lovely people characterizing black people as monkeys or apes, it's 100% racist poo poo. No benefit of the doubt.

I mean sometimes you see a picture of like, a chimp in a tux, and it's obviously a joke about putting non-human animals in human attire and not a racist caricature, kind of in the same it's funny to read about the alcoholic monkeys on St. Kitts stealing people's drinks and getting drunk in a very humanlike way. But yeah, cases like this it's very obviously the racist poo poo.

Thing is, it's really never ambiguous which one it is.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I thought the "apples" were supposed to be giant red lips, so yeah, gonna lean towards racist on this particular monkey butler chandelier.

Yeah, I couldn't make it out to well on my phone but that's what I thought too.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Safe assumption for 19th century stuff is that it's at least as racist as you think.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

canyoneer posted:

Safe assumption for 19th century stuff is that it's at least as racist as you think.

all the cherubs on church ceilings are just irish caricatures

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

christmas boots posted:

I mean sometimes you see a picture of like, a chimp in a tux, and it's obviously a joke about putting non-human animals in human attire and not a racist caricature, kind of in the same it's funny to read about the alcoholic monkeys on St. Kitts stealing people's drinks and getting drunk in a very humanlike way. But yeah, cases like this it's very obviously the racist poo poo.

Thing is, it's really never ambiguous which one it is.


Yeah, I couldn't make it out to well on my phone but that's what I thought too.

white supremacists have always used primate comparisons in racially degrading ways. literally every primate, old and new world, tail or no tail, has been compared, by a white conqueror, to some variety of indigenous human.

literally every single one. Edgar Allan Poe has inspired fistfights between academics over wether the use of an Orangutang as a murderer in one of his stories is meant to be a racial allegory.

it is always as racist as possible.



VVVVV not to nitpick but Lovecraft doesn't even bother with the allegory most of the time. he has no compunctions against cramming works full of slurs.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

And if it's Poe or Lovecraft it's definitely a racist allegory.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bvxVkh13po

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Ok I'm on desktop and not my phone anymore and yeah, that's some giant red lips/muzzles and not apples. Sorry about that, phone screen don't offer the best resolution.

Also I wanted to point out the incongruity of having a greco/roman pillar, some sort of indigenous(?) saw just to the left of the pillar, and a lettuce wrapped rabbit on the table. And a fat golden calf on the table on the right of the pllow. This house is a mess that even God will not bless.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Spanish Manlove posted:

all the cherubs on church ceilings are just irish caricatures

Danny boy, oh the harps are calling...

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

white supremacists have always used primate comparisons in racially degrading ways. literally every primate, old and new world, tail or no tail, has been compared, by a white conqueror, to some variety of indigenous human.

literally every single one. Edgar Allan Poe has inspired fistfights between academics over wether the use of an Orangutang as a murderer in one of his stories is meant to be a racial allegory.

it is always as racist as possible.



VVVVV not to nitpick but Lovecraft doesn't even bother with the allegory most of the time. he has no compunctions against cramming works full of slurs.

Of all the primates to use as a derogatory metaphor why the orangutang? They're awesome. I want to be a chill old man of the forest and occasionally poop on tourists.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Outrail posted:

Of all the primates to use as a derogatory metaphor why the orangutang? They're awesome. I want to be a chill old man of the forest and occasionally poop on tourists.

Same. I wanna organize books and learn the intricacies of L-space.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Screaming Idiot posted:

Same. I wanna organize books and learn the intricacies of L-space.

Ook ook!

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Outrail posted:

Of all the primates to use as a derogatory metaphor why the orangutang? They're awesome. I want to be a chill old man of the forest and occasionally poop on tourists.

there's a good quote (maybe in this thread!) from a primate researcher who's like

"The main difference between the primates is how they handle a screwdriver you accidentally leave in their enclosure.

A gorilla will look at the screwdriver, sniff it, pick it up, put it back down and ignore it from then on.

A chimpanzee will pick up the screwdriver, turn it over, play with it a bit, then use it to murder a small animal or another chimp.

An orangutan will pointedly ignore the screwdriver until it thinks you aren't watching, then pick it up and hide it in a secret location, and later use it to build a spaceship to return to its home planet."

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