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FuhrerHat posted:so from my place i can see that this place constantly has roof parties that i assume are just the owner and his friends Can we crash this party
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FuhrerHat posted:so from my place i can see that this place constantly has roof parties that i assume are just the owner and his friends Listen man it is not easy to play music on a Garfield shaped guitar.
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Akratic Method posted:Listen man it is not easy to play music on a Garfield shaped guitar. ![]()
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Only true musicians master the Guitarfield.
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Akratic Method posted:Listen man it is not easy to play music on a Garfield shaped guitar. In a full Garfield suit.
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Party on, Garf
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TheMostFrench posted:Only true musicians master the Guitarfield. Drink-Mix Man posted:Party on, Garf ![]()
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Pastry of the Year posted:just in case you're being sincere and have never actually noticed this on a tabby cat before They stole this from China but made it no homo lol quote:Emperor Ai was also famous for being the most effusive homosexual emperor of the Han dynasty.[1] Traditional historians characterized the relationship between Emperor Ai and Dong Xian as one between homosexual lovers and referred to their relationship as "the passion of the cut sleeve" (斷袖之癖) after a story that one afternoon after falling asleep for a nap on the same bed, Emperor Ai cut off his sleeve rather than disturb the sleeping Dong Xian when he had to get out of bed. Dong was noted for his relative simplicity contrasted with the highly ornamented court,[2] and was given progressively higher and higher posts as part of the relationship, eventually becoming the supreme commander of the armed forces by the time of Emperor Ai's death. Dong was afterward forced to commit suicide.
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Don't disturb the sleeping dong
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unpacked robinhood posted:Don't disturb the sleeping dong Let sleeping dongs lie
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I'm beginning to think Nathen is a mediocre writer.
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Big Butt Skinner posted:I'm beginning to think Nathen is a mediocre writer. The only way to find out is to push onwards. When going through Hell, keep going, ya? {Arabiolosis} Chapter Eight: Love is Easy quote:Mazri's Law #8: We are born independently and will die indecently. Learn to love and cherish yourself before learning to fall in love with others. Love is being there for you, then start being there for yourself. I swear half of these are just variations on loving onesself. I'm not going back to check though so I'm rolling with it. Okay so chapter eight starts off with the afore-retyped (thanks schmuckfeatures) giant Poem for Saudi Arabia, click the link and you can read the whole thing. code:
quote:This also holds true for marriages. Oprah Winfrey explains in an interview with Barbra Walters how marriage infuses expectations for both partners to meet where love has become secondary. It takes a backseat, rather than the original priority of both partners ... ..and it's never really explained where the quote ends or what it has to do with anything. Doesn't matter: the sentences and chapters keep coming, and a few more pages of rambling love advice, and suddenly we're landing in London and riding in a mini cab, New Year's Day 2014. quote:I started conversing with the driver, asking him about William and Kate and what do the people think of them in London as they are always under the spotlight these days - especially with the new born baby. The driver said: "oh, they are just fabulous...but you know, since Diana's death, nothing has been the same the same and the trust from the citizens has deteriorated towards the Monarchy every since they planned her death." I wasn't surprised, but told the driver please do tell me more. "You will be shocked," the driver responded, "are you ready? So that's the lead-in to this giant, shocking Diana conspiracy theory and I guess we're to believe that the cabbie has this giant conspiracy soliloquy where Nathen is furiously taking notes? Whatever. I love that the coughimaginarycough driver brushes aside a rich client's question in order to offer a dusty, slightly-related conspiracy theory and Nathan is all ears. If my Lyft driver used my question about Washington DC to give me his take on JFK I'd be stabbing the 1-star review button while I'm still sitting in the car, all I'm sayin'. Right so, it's a two-fer: Conspiracy One: James Hewitt is Prince Harry's biological father. Nathen was "indeed shocked by this and taken by surprise". Amusingly the cabbie? I guess? doesn't know the usage of the word 'playboy/playgirl' and guesses incorrectly: quote:All she wanted was a prince charming to sweet her off her feet when the real prince charming was only prince of England. One day at Windsor in the Cartier Polo Championship, Princess Diana was the guest of honor and presented a trophy to the charming, masculine, and seductive Major James Hewitt, and independent playgirl polo player who was faced by Diana's glamour, poise, and beauty as she presented him with the trophy. Conspiracy Two: The Queen ordered the assassination of Diana who was pregnant with Dodi's baby which was then aborted and mummified or something quote:The ambulance rushed her to a hospital 100 km away instead of one nearby, claiming that it was for abortion purposes, and then filled her body, wrapping it into a mummy. Why? No one knew the reason. And just like that we are right back into Nathen's stream of consciousness love advice. A few pages later he wraps up the chapter by announcing that sometimes you need to listen to the little voice in the back of you mind because sometimes that little voice tells you to quit your job and move to Hollywood to become an actor! quote:What is the theme of Chapter 8? Coming up next: Chapter 9: Nathan takes on Hollywood
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can't wait! ![]() GolfHole posted:so from my place i can see that this place constantly has roof parties that i assume are just the owner and his friends this behaviour sounds very nathen mazri
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Big Butt Skinner posted:I'm beginning to think Nathen is a mediocre writer. sounds like Nathen isn't For You schmuckfeatures posted:this behaviour sounds very nathen mazri I 100% believe that he and his friends are using Garfield Eats as their band practice space
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unpacked robinhood posted:Don't disturb the sleeping dong Do not pursue General Dong!
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Pastry of the Year posted:sounds like Nathen isn't For You possible names for nathen's band: the melodusicals let me entergage you simon & garfaccino
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They stole this from China but made it no homo lol [/quote] Oh course he'd want to be with someone named Dong DrManiac posted:Do not pursue General Dong! tell that to the emperor, sheesh
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:simon & garfaccino This is my new band name Hate to say it but nathen projected himself into one of my dreams last night to give me advise on raising a cat in an apartment, not what I want in my life
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Gonna get a Simon & Garfaccino tattoo
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Odi, Jon, & Garfuccino
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I hate puppies!!!
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I’d love to know what secret knowledge the cabbie gave our hero about the British economy.
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StudlyCaps posted:I’d love to know what secret knowledge the cabbie gave our hero about the British economy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMkQDhQ0FoA
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For some reason they've got a booth at the Fan Expo in Toronto this weekend as per their instagram.
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olylifter posted:For some reason they've got a booth at the Fan Expo in Toronto this weekend as per their instagram. I've been told they're giving out 50% off coupons!
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Killingyouguy! posted:I've been told they're giving out 50% off coupons! so your overpriced $28 garpizza and garfaccino will now only be a overpriced $14 garpizza and garfaccino? i'm sold
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There's probably fine print on the coupons about how redemption of said coupon makes the bearer a partner in the corporation and thereby equally responsible for its debts.
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olylifter posted:There's probably fine print on the coupons about how redemption of said coupon makes the bearer a partner in the corporation and thereby equally responsible for its debts. Those who refuse will be dragged away by the Garfstapo.
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I actually do want to be a part-owner of Garfield Eats.
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Can we turn GarfieldEATS into a food coop or something
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https://twitter.com/_del_valle_/status/1164462239044083712?s=19
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Live, Laugh, Garf
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numberoneposter posted:Live, Laugh, Garf don't leave me
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What the gently caress
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:What the gently caress it but can the was not but if can the garf
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That's how humans sound to cats.
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Leave me & I swear to GARF I'll kill myself!
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im strongly considering getting a garf tattoo any suggestions for what he should be doing???? ive talked to the guy who did my last tattoo and he recommended this guy who could do a good garf
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numberoneposter posted:im strongly considering getting a garf tattoo any suggestions for what he should be doing???? he should be entergaging
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