FuhrerHat posted:

so from my place i can see that this place constantly has roof parties that i assume are just the owner and his friends

except they like to hire live music a lot
and for whatever reason they can't ever seem to finish a song

they'll start it, play for 45 seconds, then stop

i dont know what the gently caress is going on but it seems pretty fitting

FuhrerHat posted:

so from my place i can see that this place constantly has roof parties that i assume are just the owner and his friends

except they like to hire live music a lot
and for whatever reason they can't ever seem to finish a song

they'll start it, play for 45 seconds, then stop

i dont know what the gently caress is going on but it seems pretty fitting

Akratic Method posted:

Listen man it is not easy to play music on a Garfield shaped guitar.

Akratic Method posted:

Listen man it is not easy to play music on a Garfield shaped guitar.

TheMostFrench posted:

Only true musicians master the Guitarfield.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Party on, Garf

Pastry of the Year posted:

just in case you're being sincere and have never actually noticed this on a tabby cat before



alternate origin stories, btw

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The Islamic world contends that Mohammed had a tabby named Muezza who saved his master’s life by slaying a snake that had slithered into Mohammed’s sleeve. Later, when he was called to prayer, he discovered the cat had fallen asleep upon his sleeve. To avoid disturbing the tabby, Mohammed cut the sleeve from his garment.

From that day forward, every tabby was born with an ‘M’ on his forehead to remind the world that Mohammed loved cats, and that cats should always be respected.

Another version of the Mohammed legend claims that when his cat killed the snake, the grateful Muhammad stroked her back – hence cats never fall on their backs. He also put his noble hand on her forehead and that is why every tabby has four dark lines on her forehead.

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Emperor Ai was also famous for being the most effusive homosexual emperor of the Han dynasty.[1] Traditional historians characterized the relationship between Emperor Ai and Dong Xian as one between homosexual lovers and referred to their relationship as "the passion of the cut sleeve" (斷袖之癖) after a story that one afternoon after falling asleep for a nap on the same bed, Emperor Ai cut off his sleeve rather than disturb the sleeping Dong Xian when he had to get out of bed. Dong was noted for his relative simplicity contrasted with the highly ornamented court,[2] and was given progressively higher and higher posts as part of the relationship, eventually becoming the supreme commander of the armed forces by the time of Emperor Ai's death. Dong was afterward forced to commit suicide.

unpacked robinhood posted:

Don't disturb the sleeping dong

Big Butt Skinner posted:

I'm beginning to think Nathen is a mediocre writer.

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Mazri's Law #8: We are born independently and will die indecently. Learn to love and cherish yourself before learning to fall in love with others. Love is being there for you, then start being there for yourself.

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This also holds true for marriages. Oprah Winfrey explains in an interview with Barbra Walters how marriage infuses expectations for both partners to meet where love has become secondary. It takes a backseat, rather than the original priority of both partners ...

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I started conversing with the driver, asking him about William and Kate and what do the people think of them in London as they are always under the spotlight these days - especially with the new born baby. The driver said: "oh, they are just fabulous...but you know, since Diana's death, nothing has been the same the same and the trust from the citizens has deteriorated towards the Monarchy every since they planned her death." I wasn't surprised, but told the driver please do tell me more. "You will be shocked," the driver responded, "are you ready?

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All she wanted was a prince charming to sweet her off her feet when the real prince charming was only prince of England. One day at Windsor in the Cartier Polo Championship, Princess Diana was the guest of honor and presented a trophy to the charming, masculine, and seductive Major James Hewitt, and independent playgirl polo player who was faced by Diana's glamour, poise, and beauty as she presented him with the trophy.
(...)
Diana started to see Major James Hewitt for a year till he manipulated her and took advantage of her loving and caring heart for stardom. He did live by his title, 'playgirl', and that's what he was.

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The ambulance rushed her to a hospital 100 km away instead of one nearby, claiming that it was for abortion purposes, and then filled her body, wrapping it into a mummy. Why? No one knew the reason.

I felt an utter appreciation and gratitude for this journey and meeting the British driver, who was knowledgeable about Princess Diana's short life story and Britain's politics and economy. I began to develop and entire enlightened perception about love."

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What is the theme of Chapter 8?
Life is self-discovery and habit is a self-constraint. Adapting to something or someone for too long results in a magnetic attachment yielding to a sense of loss if we are to lose someone or something. We must learn the competency of detachment instead, as we are born alone and die alone. Attach with compassion, care, and love, but don't create a habit of closeness. Your ultimate solution is to embrace solitude through traveling or temporary retreats. This is how you achieve self-mastery. Be introverted and understand why you feel what you feel. You will realize most of your emotions were a result of a particular habit and comfort zone. Break it before it breaks you!

GolfHole posted:

so from my place i can see that this place constantly has roof parties that i assume are just the owner and his friends

except they like to hire live music a lot
and for whatever reason they can't ever seem to finish a song

they'll start it, play for 45 seconds, then stop

i dont know what the gently caress is going on but it seems pretty fitting

Big Butt Skinner posted:

I'm beginning to think Nathen is a mediocre writer.

schmuckfeatures posted:

this behaviour sounds very nathen mazri

unpacked robinhood posted:

Don't disturb the sleeping dong

Pastry of the Year posted:

sounds like Nathen isn't For You


I 100% believe that he and his friends are using Garfield Eats as their band practice space

Aesop Poprock posted:

DrManiac posted:

Do not pursue General Dong!

sandwiches_and_ham posted:

simon & garfaccino

StudlyCaps posted:

I’d love to know what secret knowledge the cabbie gave our hero about the British economy.

olylifter posted:

For some reason they've got a booth at the Fan Expo in Toronto this weekend as per their instagram.

Killingyouguy! posted:

I've been told they're giving out 50% off coupons!

olylifter posted:

There's probably fine print on the coupons about how redemption of said coupon makes the bearer a partner in the corporation and thereby equally responsible for its debts.

numberoneposter posted:

Live, Laugh, Garf

Killingyouguy! posted:

https://twitter.com/_del_valle_/status/1164462239044083712?s=19

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

What the gently caress

numberoneposter posted:

im strongly considering getting a garf tattoo any suggestions for what he should be doing????

ive talked to the guy who did my last tattoo and he recommended this guy who could do a good garf