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Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


proud of all of you for helping Number get through difficult week

get some rest, eat your veggies, and look forward to seeing you monday

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BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
Thank You Seth Moulton

congratulations and low prices to you

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Number high priests worried

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1164979226795282435?s=20

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man
Number number NUMBER

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
NUMBER WILL RETURN IN
NO TIME TO DIE

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

I heard we hit dow 26k the other day

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
:siren: NEW TARIFFS IMMINENT! ART OF THE WEEKEND :siren:

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Stairmaster posted:

I heard we hit dow 26k the other day

We'll hit it again friend.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Asproigerosis posted:

:siren: NEW TARIFFS IMMINENT! ART OF THE WEEKEND :siren:
https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1165001014082252801?s=20

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

seems unwise

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
kinda meh i think

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1165005930733473793

already tariffd things will be tariffd slightly higher. sad

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
"China should not have put new Tariffs on 75 BILLION DOLLARS of United States product (politically motivated!)"

Is he implying that his Tariffs aren't?

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

readingatwork posted:

Wow so the Illuminati killed David Koch AND America is finally collapsing. Today was a very good day.

E: LOL at the last min 100 pt spike.

Is David Koch really dead?

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1165006472662659074

how much do the futures usually drop

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lmao

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

What was this? It's already gone

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

The futures will drop, a lot, and it’s going to be great.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


dow futures down 600. the market has been closed for 72 minutes. we have an entire weekend ahead of us.

that's not normal.

at all.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I don't think the futures are down 600? Everywhere I see has them marked roughly where the market closed. Is there a better place to look?

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
I hereby declare 100% tariffs! :frogsiren:

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Trade wars are bad and easy to lose

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

abelwingnut posted:

dow futures down 600. the market has been closed for 72 minutes. we have an entire weekend ahead of us.

that's not normal.

at all.

the number is good

the penis is evil

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

poty posted:

kinda meh i think

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1165005930733473793

already tariffd things will be tariffd slightly higher. sad

i wish he wuold just tariff at 300% already come on

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


wilderthanmild posted:

I don't think the futures are down 600? Everywhere I see has them marked roughly where the market closed. Is there a better place to look?

i'm looking here:

https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



wilderthanmild posted:

What was this? It's already gone

Dow futures down 595 as Trump announces new tariffs after markets close

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) August 23, 2019

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



no circuit breaker over the weekend

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Am I confused here? I'm pretty sure that is just the net change for today including futures. Implying the futures show the market is slight UP at 25634.0 when it closed today at 25628.9.

I think that's why he deleted the tweet?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Epic High Five posted:

no circuit breaker over the weekend

:stoked:

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


wilderthanmild posted:

Am I confused here? I'm pretty sure that is just the net change for today including futures. Implying the futures show the market is slight UP at 25634.0 when it closed today at 25628.9.

I think that's why he deleted the tweet?

oh, maybe. kind of confusing.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Yeah NUMBER is already moving back up, don't worry

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Okay, everything I'm seeing that isn't people freaking out on twitter says futures aren't even trading right now. They don't start trading again until Sunday apparently?

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1164923952071946240?s=19

quote:

The Commerce Department said on Friday new home sales dropped 12.8% to a seasonally adjusted annual rate of 635,000 units last month. It was the biggest monthly decline since July 2013.

Sharply falling housing sales you say?

quote:

New home sales last month were 4.3% higher than in July 2018. The median new house price was $312,800, down 4.5% from a year earlier.

Falling home prices?

Hmmm where have I seen this before???

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1164923952071946240?s=19


Sharply falling housing sales you say?


Falling home prices?

Hmmm where have I seen this before???

youve seen it in the dictionary next to the definition of "the time to buy!!!!"

Catboy Autonomist
Jun 23, 2018

IS IT SUPWISING THAT PWISONS WESEMBWE FACTOWIES, SCHOOWS, WHICH AWW WESEMBWE PWISONS?
why don't we just make our own number

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Trump just announced another bunch of tariffs on Twitter. Monday is going to be a glorious bloodbath.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

lol imagine calling the white house thinking anybody there would have any idea what trump meant or whether he meant it or even said it

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Duscat posted:

lol imagine calling the white house thinking anybody there would have any idea what trump meant or whether he meant it or even said it

its still the most mindboggling thing when npr et al have some Super Serious Journalists and then ask a bunch of talking heads 'what did trump mean by his tweet, explain in length' taking it Very Seriously instead of justl maoing that hes a loving late stage dementia patient whose brain is fried from years of stimulants and uppers

i feel like i livei n crazytown that no one seems to just see the loving obvious and cspam is my safe haven

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Catboy Autonomist posted:

why don't we just make our own number

Trump will resort to this once the recession starts.

"The Dow is fake news. The DTI (Donald Trump Index) is doing great!"

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Catboy Autonomist posted:

why don't we just make our own number

number existed before us, will exist far after us

blasphemer

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Junior G-man posted:

number existed before us, will exist far after us

blasphemer

we didn't start the number

it was always fallin since the worlds been turnin

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