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Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

01011001 posted:

arent a lot of shootings just handguns anyway

yeah, handguns are the big killer. but they're also the most common and most widely-owned kind of gun, so politicians are too scared to go after them most of the time

Asimov posted:

Every day I'm a bit low-key surprised that many everyday things haven't yet become futuristic. Cell phones, computers and the internet caused things to it change bigly. Consider the following inventions that have become more efficient, but haven't noticeably changed their importance in society over the last several decades.

Cars
Guns
Airplanes
Kitchen Appliances
etc.

With the amount of Star Wars media alone that the earth consumes I would have really expected to see some wanna-be lightsabers, laser pistols, and hover-car attempts by now. Something like a flechette pistol or gyro-jet gun seem like small and achievable steps forward. But no, the M1911, M14, and 4-wheeled gas burning automobile have stood the test of time and resisted major improvements. Perhaps these designs are "good enough" and the simplicity/reliability make them perennial winners. I can't imagine gun people not wanting to buy a new super-lethal .05mm exploding-shot 1,000 round magazine though, especially if it is AR-15 pattern compatible. Maybe current gun regulation really does do something by freezing technological gun progress? Or have we run out of thirst for innovation and are instead solely concerned with seeking profit, even with the might of the military industrial complex driving vehicle and weapon research?

real technology doesn't work like Civilization where you just advance along a tech tree

cars have changed a lot in the last few decades - they're now packed full of electronics and computers. they can connect to your phone and play your music, they can look up directions, they can display parking cameras and radars, they can log your driving behavior for insurers. but the wheels are still made of rubber, because materials science and chemistry and structural engineering haven't undergone any major fundamental advances.

similarly, if you want, you can get a gun packed full of gimmick electronics, though the market largely isn't interested in those. but the fundamental principles behind bullets haven't really changed. the people who shoot guns don't want things like a barrel cam that records exactly what you're shooting at and why. they'd much prefer that they're the only living witness and that there's no evidence that could contradict their story to the jury

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

"Smart" guns that had electronic security systems to prevent them from firing if you didn't have the key or the right biometrics or even could be restricted from firing in certain locations were developed back in 2002. Some states even passed legislation that would require all future guns to have some kind of smart locking system. They were largely prevented from coming out onto the market by the gun lobby.

There's no singular magic bullet legislation that will cut down on all gun violence, but there's hundreds of laws that could help that have all been targeted and destroyed by people who thrive on gun violence. There's really no way around it, they have to be destroyed so that the world can be livable.

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

A gun is too simple of a device for some kind of biometric smart lock to be workable. It's basically just a tube with a spring loaded pin, and even if you had a fingerprint scanner to prevent the pin from being released, you could just take it apart and remove whatever mechanism stops it from being actuated.

Think of it as being like a toilet that won't flush without scanning your thumbprint. Maybe an unauthorized user couldn't pull the flush lever, but they could just open up the tank and pull the flapper valve open manually.

Ansar Santa has issued a correction as of 19:44 on Aug 24, 2019

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

A Russian troll farm posted:

A gun is too simple of a device for some kind of biometric smart lock to be workable. It's basically just a tube with a spring loaded pin, and even if you had a fingerprint scanner to prevent the pin from being released, you could just take it apart and remove whatever mechanism stops it from being actuated.

Think of it as being like a toilet that won't flush without scanning your thumbprint. Maybe an unauthorized user couldn't pull the flush lever, but they could just open up the tank and pull the flapper valve open manually.

the gun explodes when they try to take it apart

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I think this is actually not lovely but I dunno where to post it

https://twitter.com/CatkinsLap/status/1165039403464560640?s=19

Friggin space crimes? Daaaang but that is cool. I might get out of bed today after all.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
UPDATE: nah

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

A Russian troll farm posted:

A gun is too simple of a device for some kind of biometric smart lock to be workable. It's basically just a tube with a spring loaded pin, and even if you had a fingerprint scanner to prevent the pin from being released, you could just take it apart and remove whatever mechanism stops it from being actuated.

Think of it as being like a toilet that won't flush without scanning your thumbprint. Maybe an unauthorized user couldn't pull the flush lever, but they could just open up the tank and pull the flapper valve open manually.

Do you bother locking your car or your home despite the fact that somebody could just smash out a window?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I think this is actually not lovely but I dunno where to post it

https://twitter.com/CatkinsLap/status/1165039403464560640?s=19

Be gay do crimes motherfucking SPACE CRIMES SON! None of you groundwalkers are on that lesbian's level!

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

SlothfulCobra posted:

Do you bother locking your car or your home despite the fact that somebody could just smash out a window?

They already have locks for guns. Biometrics would just add a basically useless layer of complexity without really solving anything. If its purpose is to prevent stolen guns from being usable, it's useless. If its purpose is to prevent kids from accidentally firing a gun, the kind of dipshit who leaves a loaded gun unlocked in his house for his kids to find is certainly going to disable whatever biometric safety system is isntalled, so it's useless.

It's just tech fetishist nonsense. The real solution is political: implement mandatory licensing and safety tests, stricter controls. A political solution is also more realistic to implement because mandatory biometrics on guns would involve seizing and destroying every single gun in the US, and at that point you may as well just ban them altogether.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I think this is actually not lovely but I dunno where to post it

https://twitter.com/CatkinsLap/status/1165039403464560640?s=19

*smug idiot voice* actually the first space crime was the murder of Laika

fe: actually apparently it was some fruit flies and Albert II the monkey but Laika is cuter

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/Jordan_Sather_/status/1165327628825284610

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

foobardog posted:

*smug idiot voice* actually the first space crime was the murder of Laika

fe: actually apparently it was some fruit flies and Albert II the monkey but Laika is cuter

actually it was littering :viggo:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Now I'm just waiting for them to disassemble it and rebuild it as a revolutionary weapon of some stripe.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

actually it was littering :viggo:

Actually, it was being a loving Nazi.

The first artificial object in outer space was a V‐2 missile.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

HK is so far ahead of the Western world when it comes to good praxis.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
FUN FACT: the nazi moon bases are on the moon and not space, so whatever they're doing up there counts as Moon Crime and not Space Crime.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

actually it was littering :viggo:

Moon person shedding a single tear as a golf ball comes to rest at their tentacles

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/rik_ferguson/status/1165214182435934208

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

foobardog posted:

Moon person shedding a single tear as a golf ball comes to rest at their tentacles

"Ow! My Quads!"

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS



Yeah def no difference between a gun with extra safeties like biometric poo poo and a gun with no safeties and can just be fired by pulling the trigger.

Sure, biometrics are dumb and fallible, but 'layers of complexity' prevent deaths all the time. This is why waiting periods for guns save lives, because its a lot harder to kill people on a whim when youre forced to have some time to think about it

Feral Integral has issued a correction as of 22:27 on Aug 24, 2019

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

Asimov posted:

If we didn't have our AK-47s we'd be loosing Afghanistan :smuggo:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Tactical umbrellas :toot:

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

There's almost no daylight between mandating biometric safties on all guns and banning guns outright, so why not go all the way? Mandated biometric safties would necessarily mean confiscating every single gun in the country and either holding them somewhere or destroying them, since from both an engineering and logistical standpoint it would be completely unfeasible to retrofit every gun. So it would be seen correctly as an attempt to confiscate all guns, and it would be just as politically unfeasible. So why not just go all the way at that point?

It's just a dumb idea. It both goes too far and doesn't go far enough. It would have very little payoff for a massive effort.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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mysterious frankie posted:

FUN FACT: the nazi moon bases are on the moon and not space, so whatever they're doing up there counts as Moon Crime and not Space Crime.
Ugh, they have to be such nazis about it.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
pack it up guys, gun control in the us is clearly impossible because it can't be solved in one single, simple step

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
control these guns *flails arms spastically around like a tased chicken*

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
step 1 is for president bernie sanders to sign an executive order banning magpul and choate from selling any products in a color other than hot pink. give them the pantone number.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Jonny 290 posted:

step 1 is for president bernie sanders to sign an executive order banning magpul and choate from selling any products in a color other than hot pink. give them the pantone number.

sorry but i want all my guns to be pink and purple with neon lights for the cyber punk future

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Electronic safeties sound great, add guns to the internet of things so we can share viral videos of frustrated pigs trying to shoot innocents and failing because their sidearm is busy participating in a ddos botnet

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Poniard posted:

sorry but i want all my guns to be pink and purple with neon lights for the cyber punk future

well yeah it'd be a win for us cause we'd be all HELL YES JEM THEMED AK47, chuds would flip

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Screw gun control, institute bullet control.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Away all Goats posted:

Screw gun control, institute bullet control.
White control.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Away all Goats posted:

Screw gun control, institute bullet control.

Thanks Chris Rock

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

SardonicTyrant posted:

White control.
So more guns

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

SlothfulCobra posted:

"Smart" guns that had electronic security systems to prevent them from firing if you didn't have the key or the right biometrics or even could be restricted from firing in certain locations were developed back in 2002. Some states even passed legislation that would require all future guns to have some kind of smart locking system. They were largely prevented from coming out onto the market by the gun lobby.
There's a law in New Jersey that forces stores to only sell smart guns three years after a smart gun goes on sale anywhere. So as soon as anyone almost goes to market, they get death threats from gun nuts until they don't, so that New Jersey doesn't start creeping socialism or whatever.

...Never mind that the current state of "smart gun" is "won't fire if it's not in proximity to your watch".

SwissArmyDruid
Feb 14, 2014

by sebmojo
I believe someone tried loving around with one of those guns and the hack was "hold a powerful magnet next to the gun".

edit: Yup, found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANllOmgJH9Y

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Remember in Black Sheep when Chris Farley is telling people to vote during that concert and then shouts "Kill the whites"?

Chris Farley is dead now.

Make you think.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1165408630440681472

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


That guy doesn't know how to uninstall McAfee though.

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Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Yeah in terms of underlying hardware cars have changed massively in the last few years. Parts talking to each other over local wireless networks and practically every car has an LTE modem in it now so it can get OTA updates.

And if you're a car company IT nerd, the alphabet soup people, or a bored ukranian teenager who noticed that car companies like to leave hardcoded keys in their public repo commits, you can remotely hijack someones car and drive it into a ditch lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK0SrxBC1xs

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