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Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1165366986257420290?s=20

:getin:

E: 197 is the number of seats the tories will have after the election.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

He... could but even if he won a majority the EU doesn't have to listen to him just because the UK really wants the moon on a stick lol.

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

The PSNI officially don’t give a gently caress about petrol station drive-offs, they got pissed off and declared that they’d ignore any calls they got about it because it’s a civil debt.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Boris Johnson turns up at the EU Council and declares that he has made a legitimate and peaceful request for cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Boris, Oct 18th, Brussels: Righty-ho chaps, I've got a brand new mandate and a majority of a full six seats, so let's get down to brass tacks and negotiate a new withdrawal agreement! We've got *checks calendar* two weeks. Oh. Oh no.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Junior G-man posted:

LOL and (what MUST be) LibDems have risen in his defense.

https://twitter.com/DAtkinson4PC/status/1164502542941937668?s=19

At risk of being a poo poo lib dem I think that actually reporters are bad...

But not in the way this guy is saying. The "Gotcha" questions and stuff do probably need to end, just ask them straight questions BUT actually call them out on poo poo when they're lying.

KGM did it somewhat here:

https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1114231615838916614?s=20

At the moment, people ask "gotcha" questions, the politician waffles on with some evasive bullshit that everybody knows is evasive bullshit, and the interviewer just goes "mmhmm, yes" then moves onto the next point... and that's just become the standard game that gets played. Politicians don't answer questions straight because they don't get asked straight questions, and then when they don't give straight answers they're not called out on it. Politicians, interviewers and most of all the public are just tired of the whole loving charade and I think it's a large part of why so many people are politically disenfranchised.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Everybody wants to be Paxman and get famous for asking tough questions, but since they don't know why they're asking them or how to follow them up we just have this weird political landscape where interviewers are hostile and interviewees are prepped to be evasive and loving nothing ever gets answered.

E: Having interviewers just ask normal questions and call people out for lying would be a huge improvement, I agree. If loving QI can do realtime fact checking, the news has absolutely no excuse.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Aug 24, 2019

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Also they're disproportionately hostile to the left.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


OwlFancier posted:

He... could but even if he won a majority the EU doesn't have to listen to him just because the UK really wants the moon on a stick lol.

The UK's negotiating position is going to a car dealership and saying "well I spoke to my wife about this last week but my wife won't let me buy this car, it costs too much. You need to make me a better offer! (Or I'm Going to walk away and you REALLY NEED this sale!!)" and expecting the opinion of *borat voice* my wife to matter to the EU.

The EU doesn't give a poo poo that the "deal can't get through parliament" because frankly that's not their problem. That's our problem. The EU has made the best deal that they're prepared to offer already.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

Also they're disproportionately hostile to the left.
I have a theory that comes in two parts, see if you can link them together:

1) most editors and media figures earn over 80k

2) corbyn wants to raise tax for anyone earning over 80k

3) ???

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

The correct number of scoops is three. Chocolate, toffee, then chocolate again

Your #1 scoopsgal fixed your post

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Firos posted:

https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1165366986257420290?s=20

:getin:

E: 197 is the number of seats the tories will have after the election.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/24/johnson-seeks-legal-advice-parliament-closure

quote:

Boris Johnson has asked the attorney general, Geoffrey Cox, whether parliament can be shut down for five weeks from 9 September in what appears to be a concerted plan to stop MPs forcing a further extension to Brexit, according to leaked government correspondence.

An email from senior government advisers to an adviser in No 10 – written within the last 10 days and seen by the Observer – makes clear that the prime minister has recently requested guidance on the legality of such a move, known as prorogation. The initial legal guidance given in the email is that shutting parliament may well be possible, unless action being taken in the courts to block such a move by anti-Brexit campaigners succeeds in the meantime.

This is all going to blow up in Boris' face and it is going to be glorious

E: https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1165367219200638979

The madman is actually going to call one, isn't he? Just to get ahead of the VONC that'll throw him out on his arse.

Bardeh fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Aug 24, 2019

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I have a theory that comes in two parts, see if you can link them together:

1) most editors and media figures earn over 80k

2) corbyn wants to raise tax for anyone earning over 80k

3) ???

I mean there are ample explanations for why but that doesn't change that journalists are institutionally incompatible with leftism as a political project.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

"somewhat" is being pretty loving generous

he said "that's not true" about twice, with no follow-up, and then allowed Redwood to carry on with his bullshit for the rest of the interview

it's a pretty damning indictment of the UK media in general that this is about the clearest example in the last couple of years of anyone actually bothering to stand up to the Tories' bullshit

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I wish I was as confident about a general election with Boris as pm

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I quite like the idea of a slapstick, 1990s children's TV approach to this involving buckets of slime being dumped on those no-good politicians when they tell a naughty fib!!!!! :newlol:

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

OwlFancier posted:

Boris Johnson turns up at the EU Council and declares that he has made a legitimate and peaceful request for cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxpYW_w5pgo

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

crispix posted:

I quite like the idea of a slapstick, 1990s children's TV approach to this involving buckets of slime being dumped on those no-good politicians when they tell a naughty fib!!!!! :newlol:

Would rather have Rod Hull and Emu attack them if they lied.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Julio Cruz posted:

"somewhat" is being pretty loving generous

he said "that's not true" about twice, with no follow-up, and then allowed Redwood to carry on with his bullshit for the rest of the interview

it's a pretty damning indictment of the UK media in general that this is about the clearest example in the last couple of years of anyone actually bothering to stand up to the Tories' bullshit

quote:

some·what
/ˈsəmˌ(h)wät,ˈsəmˌ(h)wət/
adverb
to a moderate extent or by a moderate amount.
"matters have improved somewhat since then"
synonyms: a little, a bit, a little bit, to a limited extent/degree, to a certain degree, to some extent, to some degree, (up) to a point, in some measure, rather, quite, within limits

I dunno man I think "somewhat" covers it. Why you gotta be so antagonistic about everything?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

OwlFancier posted:

Boris Johnson turns up at the EU Council and declares that he has made a legitimate and peaceful request for cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick.

"Well, just because it didnt work for May, itll surely work for me"

Something something definition of insanity.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Everybody wants to be Paxman and get famous for asking tough questions, but since they don't know why they're asking them or how to follow them up we just have this weird political landscape where interviewers are hostile and interviewees are prepped to be evasive and loving nothing ever gets answered.

E: Having interviewers just ask normal questions and call people out for lying would be a huge improvement, I agree. If loving QI can do realtime fact checking, the news has absolutely no excuse.

I was gonna say this, with the added reminder of that time a BBC host accused a wheelchair ridden guy who'd been knocked out of his wheelchair by the polis at a protest of lying. I can't find the footage but it's been posted itt before so if anyone has it available please do the needful.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Coohoolin posted:

I was gonna say this, with the added reminder of that time a BBC host accused a wheelchair ridden guy who'd been knocked out of his wheelchair by the polis at a protest of lying. I can't find the footage but it's been posted itt before so if anyone has it available please do the needful.

:stare:

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
I think it was during the big student protests back in what, 2012? The ones where cop agitators threw bricks through bank windows and then accused the students of doing it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think the complaint is that "wheelchair ridden" is a slightly unpleasant way of putting it.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
If anything he's a wheelchair rider. Sorry, bad humour. But I think that emphasises that journalists, like most shits, will punch down where possible. Someone disabled or vulnerable, perhaps a minority fighting for basic human rights? An interviewer will happily scream "liar!" at them. President or PM though? Full decorum rules apply. Wouldn't want to lose access, after all.

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.
I remember it, also the video of the cop dressed in all black starting a fight between protestors and the police, then when the rest of the protestors leave the building he pulls his mask off and the cops pat him on the back. Some of the old centrist crowd in these threads tried to claim it was faked but I saw it on the BBC lunchtime news back then.

He was later identified as one of the cops who married a woman involved in the protests, had kids with her, then hosed off when they didn't need his cover identity anymore.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Apparently the big Brexit deadline clock in no 10 was 'too stressful' and had to be removed, LMAO.

Also looking at the paper headlines it's not hard to see why brexiteers live in an alternate reality bubble , what with newspapers in this state: (all those are Sunday headlines)









Just :shepicide:

e:
Oh and the prime-ministerial pisshead is apparently going to be trying to get a better deal with the US today: Boris Johnson warns Trump US must compromise to get UK trade deal

I can't say if it's a media campaign, but they definitely do like releasing briefings around 1AM about what he'll be doing that day.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Aug 25, 2019

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Boris Johnson to tell mountain it needs to move

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Pochoclo posted:

Boris Johnson to tell mountain it needs to move

I think you mean

'Mountain has moved': Mountain expected to move next month after Boris Johnson asking it tomorrow

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

So out of all the myriad places to which a person can owe a debt, why do petrol stations of all things get to summon the plod to deliver the news personally instead of just sending a firm letter like everybody else?

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


TACD posted:

So out of all the myriad places to which a person can owe a debt, why do petrol stations of all things get to summon the plod to deliver the news personally instead of just sending a firm letter like everybody else?

I'm going to assume of all the ways head offices can be gigantic assholes, petrol companies would cover pretty much all of them.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I know I don't have much room to talk as an American, but how the gently caress can anyone take BoJo serious with that loving haircut?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



The Glumslinger posted:

I know I don't have much room to talk as an American, but how the gently caress can anyone take BoJo serious with that loving haircut?

Part of how he rose in stature was that very thing, he played up the role of being slightly buffoonish. The image he crafted was designed to play down his unfathomably privileged heritage, make himself seem like a bit of a bumbling, but lovable jester who doesn't take himself too seriously. He laughs at himself, and manages to make his genuine laziness and lack of preparation look less serious than it really is. He actually messes his hair up deliberately before he goes in front of any cameras.

John Oliver goes into a good deal of depth here; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXyO_MC9g3k

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

baka kaba posted:

Yeah that's why I think it's more important for them to call out the "misunderstandings" and demand explanations and remind them of how they've tried this before (which would already be a huge rejection of :decorum: ) - it's like calling out lies, just not giving them an excuse to change the subject and claim they're being attacked because you're explicitly inferring their motives, which is what they're already able to hide behind

But that's more reporters, like I said other people should definitely accuse figures of lying more, because of what you said - gotta shift that window that's been heavily mortared in place with pure, reasonable decorum

and a lot of people are doing it, especially on the internet. It's good!

I once saw a great interview done by the Daily Show in the US, where they'd predicted in advance all the lies the guy was going to tell, and whenever he lied they'd cut to a video clip disproving it or showing the guy saying the opposite thing in the past. More interviews should be done like that.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

The Glumslinger posted:

I know I don't have much room to talk as an American, but how the gently caress can anyone take BoJo serious with that loving haircut?

Part of the classic British identity is ironic detachment. If you're taking things seriously people will look at you askance. I think for many people Boris' hair hits that note of "ha ha, look at this legend sticking it to the fusty establishment. I don't know much about politics but if I say I support him nobody can mock me for getting too serious about things"

I've seen it plausibly argued that this element of the British character originates from boarding school culture - enforced separation from your parents at an early age and immersion in a houseful of your peers forces you to put up these emotional defences.

Maugrim fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Aug 25, 2019

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Yeah that too, 100%, being seen to take things seriously is decried as rudeness, hysteria, or gaucheness.

Rudeness by the Tories because how very dare you claim their policies are hurting and killing people, you can't just make accusations of that sort.

Gaucheness by liberals who think politics is essentially a non-contact sport, where getting angry about things is an atrocious breach of decorum protocol.

Hysteria by basically everyone because the wealthy, Eton-Oxbridge class thinks things are largely fine regardless of political affiliations, and that surely there can't REALLY be a crisis in healthcare/schools/tuition fees/policing and prisons/welfare/food bank use and kids going hungry/the environment etc. etc. so it's just malcontents making a fuss for no reason. On reflection maybe this is why the fubpees are so wild, they're just acting the way they always believed the politically motivated act.

Stiff upper lip is an excellent national characteristic when you're being slammed by the Luftwaffe and have to carry on until we can get enough planes in the air to stop them, less so when there are major problems that changes in policy can actually address.

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

Is it time to break out an updated version of "days remaining" yet?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Not at all concerning

https://twitter.com/nezumi_ningen/status/1165529627827351552?s=19

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

I am shocked to hear that the extreme right is seeking to infiltrate various arms of state power. How could this possibly happen?

It's amusing though that the tactics used to identify and neutralise Soviet Union and socialism-sympathising military personnel is now being used to do the same with the extreme right. Pity that as organisations the military and police are generally much more sympathetic to right-wing talking points though.

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Private Speech posted:

I think you mean

'Mountain has moved': Mountain expected to move next month after Boris Johnson asking it tomorrow

*the next day*

UNELECTED MOUNTAIN DEFIES PRIME MINISTER

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