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baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

:cabot:age

e- cat tax
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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Pochoclo posted:

Boris is just terrible at geography and thought the best port for US ships to dock at in the UK would be Boston, in Lincolnshire


Seriously though why the gently caress would UK ships be interested in shipping cargo domestically around the US? I don't get what he was going for

Right now British ships are sending cargo around the EU. When we leave, that ends. Boris is trying to cover up that yet another industry has been fatally shafted by Brexit.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Darth Walrus posted:

My prospective guest bedroom had a bed covered in gold leaf, the toilet had photos on the walls of Charles and Camilla joking with the house owners about shooting people, and one of the bathrooms had a giant pit in the floor next to the bathtub that was covered by a glass sheet.

There was a fresh grave in the church graveyard next door. Maybe I should have paid a little more attention to that.

Are .. are you getting married on Prince Andrew's estate?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Darth Walrus posted:

I'm actually interested in what the usual pubs-per-person range is.
I do know that Winchester has (or at least until very recently had) the highest pub per population head in the UK.

Good work but you know it needs to be that loving :imunfunny: face he's always making.

Its too hot, why are you not doing anything about the heat jeremy

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Its too hot, why are you not doing anything about the heat jeremy
This is bad for Jeremy England.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I hosed my toe up yesterday walking up a river so I can't go out today :(

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Is that a face in a moon, a "Moon Face" if you will?

Bit racist.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Just spent an afternoon in the heat with my mum explaining to me why climate scientists are selectively interpreting data so that world governments can put extra tax on plane tickets.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Junior G-man posted:

Are .. are you getting married on Prince Andrew's estate?

I rather suspect that this is just how stately homes be.

I have also now learned that the interior fittings of the church were destroyed during the Eighties, and when a local sculptor carved figures to replace them, an unspecified 'controversy' resulted in them being barred from the churchyard in its entirety.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Dead Goon posted:

Is that a face in a moon, a "Moon Face" if you will?

Bit racist.
It's Boris Johnson so racist is par for the course.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


LMAO Gardiner being ace:

quote:

Jo Swinson was being “extremely petulant” when she dismissed Jeremy Corbyn’s call to make him prime minister to block a no-deal Brexit, according to the Labour frontbencher Barry Gardiner.

In comments likely to ratchet up tensions between the two parties before a meeting Corbyn has called of parliamentary opponents of no deal, Gardiner accused the Liberal Democrat leader of wanting to propel the Queen into a constitutional crisis.

Swinson rejected Corbyn’s offer earlier this month when he outlined plans to oust the government through a vote of no confidence and form a “strictly time-limited” caretaker government to prevent a no-deal Brexit.


But Gardiner, the shadow trade secretary, told Sky News on Sunday: “I think it was extremely petulant of Jo Swinson to come out and dismiss this the other day.

“It sounded as if she couldn’t take yes for an answer because she has been saying, and the Liberal Democrats and others have been saying for so long: ‘Look, we need to have a second referendum and remain needs to be on the ballot paper.’

“They are now being offered a failsafe parliamentary procedural way of delivering that and they’re saying: ‘Oh well, we are not going to cooperate if Jeremy Corbyn is going to be the person who does it.’”

He's completely right of course, so the Graun gives the rest of the article to Chucka CUKTIGLIB to explain Corbyn Bad.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Darth Walrus posted:

My sister's getting married in a big blow-out wedding, and me and the family went to scout wedding venues with her and her fiancée. They'd decided on this big stately home a few miles away, and we were looking around it when we found a 'disco' that turned out to be an actual, no-poo poo sex dungeon. That was kind of awkward.

On the bright side now you don't need a separate venue for the reception

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Rarity posted:

On the bright side now you don't need a separate venue for the reception

Or the honeymoon!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1165663067230875648

Nonces protecting Nonces while visiting Nonces.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1165663067230875648

Nonces protecting Nonces while visiting Nonces.

Well, he didn't do anything like spaff money up a wall, now did he?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bold of Boris to claim child sex trafficking as a british business.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu

Party Boat posted:

oh my god it's a British barge
I'm telling all y'all it's cabotage

:vince:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Ms Adequate posted:

You know, I genuinely didn't know this! I just assumed we had regulations about advertising for it and that our amounts were probably more reasonable.

Give us the cabotage, Don!

We absolutely *do* have bail in this country, and bail conditions can and do frequently include a large cash deposit - Assange had to (have his friends) stump up 100k, for example.

The reason we don't have bail bonds in this country is we have no means of enforcing them. A bail bondsman agrees to pay your bail in exchange for a portion of the value of the bail (normally around 10%) upfront. If you skip bail though that bail money is used as a reward for your capture, which is why bail bondsmen are normally also bounty hunters (and if you haven't got the Dog the Bounty Hunter theme in your head then I envy you) who will go and hunt you down and take you back to jail in return for the bounty.

As bounty hunting has been illegal in this country (and almost everywhere else in the world) for a couple of hundred years, there's absolutely no way for a bondsman to make money because there's absolutely no incentive for the bailed person not to do a runner. Their role is - of course - taken up by the most predatory end of the payday loan industry.

Bounty hunting is also illegal in quite a few states in the US too, for what it's worth.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

Good work but you know it needs to be that loving :imunfunny: face he's always making.

Take your pick

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Darth Walrus posted:

My sister's getting married in a big blow-out wedding, and me and the family went to scout wedding venues with her and her fiancée. They'd decided on this big stately home a few miles away, and we were looking around it when we found a 'disco' that turned out to be an actual, no-poo poo sex dungeon. That was kind of awkward.

having a private orgy every couple of months is probably just as much of a money-spinner for a stately home than hosting weddings

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...


This one just looks like Gordon Ramsey.

Mano
Jul 11, 2012

regarding the shipping: I know at least one ship operator who'd be happy to have at least some of the restrictions of the Jones Act lifted.
E.g. shipyards in the US aren't that good and it's frequently impossible to get certain ship types (and its a oligopoly i.e prices are higher). Also measurements for ship construction plans are often in meters, which is somehow a problem in the US... Also also, finding enough (US) crew can suck.

DroneRiff
May 11, 2009

With the death of David Koch, I've starting listening to an audiobook I've had sitting in my pile for a while, Jane Mayer's "Dark Money: The Hidden History of the Billionaires Behind the Rise of the Radical Right", as it centres a lot on the Koch family and covers what it says on the tin. I'm only a couple of chapters in, it's interesting (though from a clearly "American Liberal" POV) and has some fun history and points - Koch family got a big break doing work for Hilter? Well drat I am not shocked at all. And the family changing their minds and suddenly being all pro Government intervention and bailout because the 2008 was going to gently caress even them, things like that.

The big theme probably isn't new to anyone ITT, but I'm finding it good to have some more background about it all. Even if it is adding to my general feeling of how gently caress the world is. Something doesn't get explitictly called out even those it's called about (probably because lol liberals) is that the ultra rich hated the even totally mild and neoliberal supporting reforms that happend post-WW2 that it filled them with horror and they've been throwing money and bodies at jamming the needle all to extreme hell world libertarian ideas ever since. Plus the book was published at the start of 2016 and has a little run-down about the ultra-rich in the USA. It's scary how outdated and small the numbers for their vast wealth are from only a couple of years ago.

Mostly it's making me thing I need do more reading about this sort thing and I know a lot of good suggestions have been thrown around in the past, I'll have to go back and dig them up. I can use my motivation for wanting to do more learning/growth with my desire to crush the rich. Good times.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
passing legislation that directly fucks over ship construction and crew sounds like a pretty good way for Senators and Representatives in coastal areas to lose their seats which is why it'll never happen

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

Miftan posted:

This one just looks like Gordon Ramsey.

He's got a very unfortunate head, Boris. I dropped another choice because the moment you changed anything about it, the photo immediately bore an uncanny resemblance to Jimmy Savile.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

Samovar posted:

Well, he didn't do anything like spaff money up a wall, now did he?

No but he loves selling arms.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I wonder if support for the monarchy will wane after Liz pops her clogs. Even some of my family members and that who really like the royal family dislike Charles a lot. I have never really understood people's worship of basically an ancient mafia :/

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
But enough about Catholicism :v:

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


I've actually heard quite a few ardent monarchists argue that it won't be an issue because Wills is popular & Charles won't outlive Liz :tinfoil:

Can't help but wonder how people simultaneously believe that and support the monarchy

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

crispix posted:

I wonder if support for the monarchy will wane after Liz pops her clogs. Even some of my family members and that who really like the royal family dislike Charles a lot. I have never really understood people's worship of basically an ancient mafia :/

Isn't it more of a generational thing? Does anyone under 50 really give a rat's rear end about the royals? I think once the baby boomers are gone no one will care and it'll be more like Spain where the royals are still there somehow still being parasites in silence.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



It will continue, unstopped, because people love Wills and Kate and Harry and Meghan.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

crispix posted:

I wonder if support for the monarchy will wane after Liz pops her clogs. Even some of my family members and that who really like the royal family dislike Charles a lot. I have never really understood people's worship of basically an ancient mafia :/

Some people just really, really love the idea of being ruled by someone who has theoretically infinite power over you

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



A Royalist revolution might stop Brexit, so you chaps better think about it pretty quickly.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Pochoclo posted:

Does anyone under 50 really give a rat's rear end about the royals?
Yeh young middle class liberals who watch Love Island, listen to funky house (cf house that is funky) & care about celebrity goss still loving love 'em. Source: worked in an office

Dead Goon posted:

It will continue, unstopped, because people love Wills and Kate and Harry and Meghan.
ftfy

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
The Bolsheviks had the right way of it regarding royalty imo.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Junior G-man posted:

He's completely right of course, so the Graun gives the rest of the article to Chucka CUKTIGLIB to explain Corbyn Bad.

Chuka Umunna, August 2019 posted:

Umunna said of Gardiner’s comments: “By all means disagree but this is patronising tribal bluster. It doesn’t promote “unity.”
You're right, it is pretty rude to call your political opponents petulant. At least he didn't call anyone a petulant child, that would be even wors-

Chuka Umunna, July 2015 posted:

We were sent a very strong message by the electorate at this general election, and we are behaving like a petulant child who has been told you can’t have the sweeties in the sweetshop, you can’t have power. And now we’re running around stamping our feet, screaming at the electorate.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

crispix posted:

I wonder if support for the monarchy will wane after Liz pops her clogs. Even some of my family members and that who really like the royal family dislike Charles a lot. I have never really understood people's worship of basically an ancient mafia :/

My wild-rear end guess is Charles will reduce support for the monarchy both by existing dislike and by overtly meddling in politics, but things won't come to a head during his reign and the monarchy will end with William's abdication.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

RabidWeasel posted:

Some people just really, really love the idea of being ruled by someone who has theoretically infinite power over you
Do they even theoretically have that?

I think it's more that people like anchoring to flag waving and grand traditions and pomp and all that poo poo, and in the absence of rich parasite families that usually ends up as nationalism or something instead. Or Lenin statues.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Abdicution
Execation

:thermidor:

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marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

It's hard to imagine a successful movement to get rid of the royals any time soon. Sure there are plenty who don't like them, and I can see that number growing, but I think for most republican leaning people this is pretty low down the list of things to worry about and campaign and protest about.

And then on the other side, there are a bunch of lunatics who care a huge amount about the royals.

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