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dad's just prepping his son for what will happen with the next woman he dates while he's deployed
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Aug 26, 2019 01:16
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Pinecone Sample posted:I (M48) took care of my son's (M18) ex girlfriend (F19) while he's away at bootcamp. Everything about this is believable except the letter.
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Aug 26, 2019 01:22
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datajugend posted:Thats disgusting. "Hey son. I have wanted to gently caress your gf since she was sixteen and now i finally did it. All is good here, love dad" "Dearest Son, I hope that the rigours of Boot Camp are enervating your spirit. I write to inform you that Dearest Samantha has been in terrible need since your departure. . ."
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Aug 26, 2019 01:23
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Sagebrush posted:lol i loving love Small Business Logic Never mind that if someone isn't desperate for more money, then that would most likely mean that they can afford to reject a job offer that wouldn't give then what they're looking for.
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Aug 26, 2019 01:35
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Pinecone Sample posted:I (M48) took care of my son's (M18) ex girlfriend (F19) while he's away at bootcamp. Typical that a bunch of leftists itt would be mad at the Dad, who in the story is just a patriot supporting the troops the only way he knows how.
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Aug 26, 2019 02:55
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La Brea Carpet posted:Any employment attorney’s here? Can an employer fire someone for not reading books? So besides the "you should read more if you think an apostrophe means 'look out: here comes an S'" my company does this. Well, not this.....the intention is good their execution is awful. You get to expense $25 month on books (of any kind) and you are given a Kindle when you start. If you want some super expensive engineering/text book that's all good, just expense it and don't expense anything else until it's "paid off" on your $25/month. Fantastic Flyer posted:Oh my God, that is beautiful. The dad has a point abou leaving horse in a field alone, but there is absolutely no shortage of horses people will give you that are no good for anything other than hanging out with another hose head to tail so they can fly switch for each other. I had a few of those and because horse of course one was more expensive than he should have been because he was always sick and his teeth were so grounds down when I got him he couldn't properly graze so I had to feed him grain. He was the best, sweetest thing and his name was Booger (nobody knew his name and he came to me sick and snotty). Cockmaster posted:My wife thinks I'm hiding something because I won't give her the code to my gun safe - even though that would be illegal because we live in a country which takes gun control seriously. Uhhhh...isn't it a reasonable compromise for him to open it for her? I mean....this isn't a healthy dynamic anyway, but like.....just open is when she asks so she can see your rem 700 and the boxes of cartridges sitting in there? This isn't hard, it's just an orange flag. This isn't a thing in the US but if my wife gave a gently caress she would just ask me to open it (because she is not good at combo locks even though she knows the combo). This has never happened, and we're going on 20 years next May. Also the safe is only full of hunting rifles and she knows that and doesn't care.
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Aug 26, 2019 03:59
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Motronic posted:So besides the "you should read more if you think an apostrophe means 'look out: here comes an S'" my company does this. Well, not this.....the intention is good their execution is awful. You get to expense $25 month on books (of any kind) and you are given a Kindle when you start. If you want some super expensive engineering/text book that's all good, just expense it and don't expense anything else until it's "paid off" on your $25/month. That sounds extremely reasonable.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:08
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SilvergunSuperman posted:That sounds extremely reasonable. It is....and if that expensive book is directly related to what your job is.....NOT part of your $25. Just expense it because that's your job. It's pretty incredible to be working for a largely sane company.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:24
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Motronic posted:So besides the "you should read more if you think an apostrophe means 'look out: here comes an S'" my company does this. Well, not this.....the intention is good their execution is awful. You get to expense $25 month on books (of any kind) and you are given a Kindle when you start. If you want some super expensive engineering/text book that's all good, just expense it and don't expense anything else until it's "paid off" on your $25/month. Maybe he's paranoid about her learning the code when he punches it in and going in there later.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:25
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Batterypowered7 posted:Maybe he's paranoid about her learning the code when he punches it in and going in there later. On the other hand, if you're concerned your spouse is going to snitch on you over some process crime, just sever and save yourself the headache.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:27
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Motronic posted:It is....and if that expensive book is directly related to what your job is.....NOT part of your $25. Just expense it because that's your job. Oooh, my bad, I took it as you were complaining.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:29
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Batterypowered7 posted:Maybe he's paranoid about her learning the code when he punches it in and going in there later. Why would that be a problem? You can punch a code or dial a combo without someone else seeing.... Oh, right....because the entire relationship is already a problem and this is just a symptom. I was probably being too generous about how this could be fine.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:30
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Oooh, my bad, I took it as you were complaining. lol I totally didn't take it as you giving me poo poo so either I suck at reading comprehension or you weren't being mean enough.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:32
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Motronic posted:Why would that be a problem? You can punch a code or dial a combo without someone else seeing.... Yeah, from the way he describes the situation I imagine that she might complain if he didn't let her see the code and say that he cleared out anything incriminating before opening the safe.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:33
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pentyne posted:"How dare she not tell the world I have massive jackhammer dick and am rocking her brains out every time we gently caress!" Kind of amazing that we lack enough empathy in this thread that it's surprising that a spouse might find comments like this hurtful. Don't look where you don't want to find something but most people would be hurt to know their partner isn't satisfied with them. It's basic human nature.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:42
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I (27F) can’t process what my boyfriend (27M) did last night.quote:We’ve known each other for 10 years and have lived together 2 years. Comment posted:Does he use drugs? Seems like something a couple people I know would do. OP posted:Coke recreationally. But maybe not recreationally after this behavior.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:45
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My [29M] girlfriend [28F] started using an Adult Pacifier and generally regressing + becoming more childlike. Help?quote:Throwaway because this is a little more personal than I want to get on my main account, which I mainly use to post on gaming subs.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:48
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Xik posted:My [29M] girlfriend [28F] started using an Adult Pacifier and generally regressing + becoming more childlike. Help? Get her therapy and run.
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Aug 26, 2019 04:53
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house of the dad posted:Kind of amazing that we lack enough empathy in this thread that it's surprising that a spouse might find comments like this hurtful. Don't look where you don't want to find something but most people would be hurt to know their partner isn't satisfied with them. It's basic human nature. Sure the truth might sting a little, but he's going to tear apart a family with children over a fairly harmless statement. The wife even said she was satisfied so he's making a huge deal out of relatively nothing. It would be an entirely difference case if she said she was unhappy with her husband, but that's not what's going on.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:07
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Dazerbeams posted:Sure the truth might sting a little, but he's going to tear apart a family with children over a fairly harmless statement. The wife even said she was satisfied so he's making a huge deal out of relatively nothing. It would be an entirely difference case if she said she was unhappy with her husband, but that's not what's going on. I agree immediately jumping to "I gotta get divorced" is stupid but that's still a pretty lovely situation and would probably crater your self esteem. We can't expect people to behave like robots and choose the most logical option.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:10
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Motronic posted:Uhhhh...isn't it a reasonable compromise for him to open it for her? I mean....this isn't a healthy dynamic anyway, but like.....just open is when she asks so she can see your rem 700 and the boxes of cartridges sitting in there? This isn't hard, it's just an orange flag. Entirely reasonable. When my ex-partner and I got together (hi if you're reading!), he offered to store his firearms at the range if I was uncomfortable with them in his house. I'm sure if I had asked him to open the gun safe for me, he would have. It would have never occurred to me not to trust him. I didn't even understand what the woman in the story was concerned about at first; I guess worried about him storing things other than firearms.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:12
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If hes storing his mistresses in their shes got bigger problems than an affair
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Aug 26, 2019 05:13
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house of the dad posted:I agree immediately jumping to "I gotta get divorced" is stupid but that's still a pretty lovely situation and would probably crater your self esteem. We can't expect people to behave like robots and choose the most logical option. Penis size seems to be unique in how touchy men get over it, tell a man that he's bad at oral sex or has no fuckreativity and he'll just laugh, but tell him that his penis is a great size and suddenly all hell breaks loose because you didn't say "biggest and best"
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Aug 26, 2019 05:45
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QuarkJets posted:Penis size seems to be unique in how touchy men get over it, tell a man that he's bad at oral sex or has no fuckreativity and he'll just laugh, but tell him that his penis is a great size and suddenly all hell breaks loose because you didn't say "biggest and best" The equivalent that's come up before is telling a woman her boobs are too small.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:47
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Lol. Dude's girlfriend admitted she's super horny and was masturbating to him and his only reaction is anger over "wasting his time" before they got breakfast, not pulling down her panties that very moment. 😂😂 This could actually be the dumbest loving post I’ve ever read in my 13 years on this forum.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:48
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QuarkJets posted:Penis size seems to be unique in how touchy men get over it Balding? Hairpiece, plugs, or the Qball. Weird body? Workout to the max or become a waif. Too attractive? Talk about all these wonderful Reddit friends you have. Substandard peen? Uh. . . Well. . . I'm sure someone will love it?
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Aug 26, 2019 05:48
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The equivalent that's come up before is telling a woman her boobs are too small. Except the thread is full of examples of men picking apart every aspect of women’s bodies over the course or years before they crowdsource Reddit to find out if it’s “normal” and full of examples of men firebombing their relationships because they got a 4 star dick ratings to their wife’s best friend.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:49
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Xik posted:I (27F) can’t process what my boyfriend (27M) did last night. He's cheating. He just up and got a better offer that night.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:50
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FilthyImp posted:I think it's because it's one of those things you really have no control over. I sometimes wish it were bigger but it’s generally cool = “substandard” now? Boy I have breaking news for everyone in this thread with a dick.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:51
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MasBrillante posted:Except the thread is full of examples of men picking apart every aspect of women’s bodies over the course or years before they crowdsource Reddit to find out if it’s “normal” and full of examples of men firebombing their relationships because they got a 4 star dick ratings to their wife’s best friend. I mean, yeah, bad ones though
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Aug 26, 2019 05:55
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MasBrillante posted:I sometimes wish it were bigger but it’s generally cool = “substandard” now? Dude could be packing a Tallboy and is just going to obsess over the minutia of how it could be better until it drives him mad. Girl probably could have said "his balls are too large/small/dangly" and the dude would have brushed it off with a laugh but OH GOD NOT THE DICK FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Aug 26, 2019 |
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Aug 26, 2019 05:56
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Pirate Radar posted:I mean, yeah, bad ones though Giant rolleyes collapsing into a singularity. FilthyImp posted:That's basically his takeaway from it. And why do we normalize that? Why do we empathize with it instead of saying hey man, that’s super unreasonable and a totally unfair standard of pretense to hold all your female partners to?
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Aug 26, 2019 06:05
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QuarkJets posted:tell a man that he's bad at oral sex or has no fuckreativity and he'll just laugh i don't think this is true at all ^ what is the unfair standard? don't talk about the physical inadequacies of your partner because it'll probably hurt their feelings? men and women can both probably handle this gargantuan task
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Aug 26, 2019 06:06
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QuarkJets posted:Penis size seems to be unique in how touchy men get over it, tell a man that he's bad at oral sex or has no fuckreativity and he'll just laugh, but tell him that his penis is a great size and suddenly all hell breaks loose because you didn't say "biggest and best" It's a uniquely judged thing. Yeah, anyone with a normal sized dick is going to say "heh yeah what's the big deal" but anyone with a dick they consider abnormal or subpar is going to find a lot of anxiety or pain in it. It's something you have zero control over and yet still derives a lot of your worth as a partner for a large amount of people.
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Aug 26, 2019 06:06
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But it seems like none of you can accept that your dick is normal and also that men and their relationships with each other are their primary source of “knowledge” about what is adequate but it is women who are supposed to indulge this, lol.
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Aug 26, 2019 06:08
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it's funny when men have insecurities about their body because they are men
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Aug 26, 2019 06:09
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MasBrillante posted:Giant rolleyes collapsing into a singularity. I’m not sure what merited this response so I must be a bit lost. Sorry!
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Aug 26, 2019 06:14
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Pirate Radar posted:I’m not sure what merited this response so I must be a bit lost. Sorry!
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MasBrillante posted:But it seems like none of you can accept that your dick is normal and also that men and their relationships with each other are their primary source of “knowledge” about what is adequate but it is women who are supposed to indulge this, lol. I don't know who this "you" is but men also have insecurities that are reinforced by society as a whole. You're trying a little hard.
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