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# ? May 22, 2024 07:38 |
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Blue On Blue posted:I had a fun day playing golf and hit some good shots, so I'm feeling energetic I thought you wrote that you were going to see The Prestige. You should watch that instead.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:15 |
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Dementropy posted:
Wow, that actually made me a bit dumber... I'm sure, with reddit getting the pitchforks out over the lack of progress, that CIG would keep quiet about an "amazing breakthrough".
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:17 |
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Initial 10 minutes The acting isnt that bad. I've seen much worse The plot is extremely contrived however The parallels between the real life sandi and the movie character are hilarious She does nothing but goto movie auditions all day Her husband stays at home and works on his novel , his masterpiece which he can never finish because of his deep rooted mental issues I gotta keep going
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:19 |
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"Family style" Meaning you have to share with the other 20 nerds crammed at the table. How much did they pay for this again?
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:20 |
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:I'm sure, with reddit getting the pitchforks out over the lack of progress, that CIG would keep quiet about an "amazing breakthrough". That's the Achille's Heel of this entire scam. There is no loving way, needing goodwill like they do, and needing money like they do, and increased confidence in the product, that CIG would hide anything that would prove significant advancement. To show real, quantifiable progress, like a working flight model, fun dogfighting, functioning physics, anything really, wouldn't just bolster confidence but also suck back in some of the more recenty disillusioned. In short, it would be a financial windfall they'd never, ever pass up. To me, that's the strongest evidence we have that CIG has nothing. So we get more JPEGs, more imagination, more what-ifs, and more dreams.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:21 |
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https://twitter.com/AntonFromYT/status/1164748894175023104
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:24 |
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$90 - cash.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:25 |
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drat. I bought mine on installments...
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:27 |
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To that ho who left me because I kept flushing all my money down the toilet: I'm still flushing all my money down the toilet
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:28 |
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I'm sure the aforementioned ho is really feeling the sting now. If that wasn't a joke tweet, it explains almost everything wrong not just with this project but with people in general.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:31 |
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Ok I got ahead of myself The acting is pretty bad Think as wooden as act of valor with the range of a jpeg
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:32 |
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I bet she feels pretty silly right now
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:32 |
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Quavers posted:
I love this comment on NMS. "An essay on what's wrong with NMS in 15 minutes of play" any yet the poster insists he is not about making GBS threads on other games.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:35 |
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Scruffpuff posted:That's the Achille's Heel of this entire scam. There is no loving way, needing goodwill like they do, and needing money like they do, and increased confidence in the product, that CIG would hide anything that would prove significant advancement. To show real, quantifiable progress, like a working flight model, fun dogfighting, functioning physics, anything really, wouldn't just bolster confidence but also suck back in some of the more recenty disillusioned. In short, it would be a financial windfall they'd never, ever pass up. To me, that's the strongest evidence we have that CIG has nothing. So we get more JPEGs, more imagination, more what-ifs, and more dreams. Yeah the “secret dev build” is just the feverish last hope of the cultists. As you said, as desperate for money and good press as they are, they’re not going to hold anything back. Also, aside from Lando going “there are some things we can’t show you. *wink tehehe” once in a while there is absolutely no evidence for it. CIG doesn’t even make scripted demos anymore since sandworm-gate. Plus, it torpedos the whole “most open game development ever” nonsense. It’s funny that CIG has actual become much more honest over the past year or two, especially since the Calder investment. All they show anymore is exactly what they have, more art assets and vague promises. The cultists just want to believe that all of the crazy promises from the heady and expansionary early days of CIG are still being secretly worked on, even when CIG itself is constantly walking them back and implying that none of it will ever be in the game.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:39 |
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So basically a $275 dollar dinner for a brat. What a fiasco.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:41 |
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In 2023, John Carreyrou's book about Star Citizen comes out. On page 202: Q: As the project started to decline, were you goons really plugged in to what was happening? Some say you were out of touch by that point. A: Dude. They did a concierge (author's note: these were backers who ultimately lost more than $1,000 on the project) event in Cologne, and we had a loving image of their menu in like two days!
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:47 |
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Scruffpuff posted:$90 - cash. Imagine having that much, all at once. Then imagine blowing it on a jpeg.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:50 |
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Blue On Blue posted:Initial 10 minutes Godspeed you magnificent bastard O7
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:56 |
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Blue On Blue posted:Ok I got ahead of myself I called this by the way...
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:56 |
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colonelwest posted:Yeah the “secret dev build” is just the feverish last hope of the cultists. As you said, as desperate for money and good press as they are, they’re not going to hold anything back. Also, aside from Lando going “there are some things we can’t show you. *wink tehehe” once in a while there is absolutely no evidence for it. CIG doesn’t even make scripted demos anymore since sandworm-gate. Plus, it torpedos the whole “most open game development ever” nonsense. That's mostly true, but there is this: there is a "secret dev build," out in plain sight. It's Squadron 42. It is completely secret, because of course Chris' brilliant plot strokes must not be exposed before their time. It is not dependent on having a bunch of college kids concoct an MMO from CryEngine. It is the hope and salvation of this entire multiyear enterprise. A day or so ago, I posted something suggesting that the lulz might be ending, with the scent of failure in the wind. I was wrong. Squadron 42 is coming, and the whole crowd, from the largest whale to the smallest that Kazan, are utterly unprepared for it to suck so badly that Crobberts entire aura will lose its luster. That will be a moment to treasure. Or a moment to eat crow, if Squadron 42 does not suck. If that happens, I will apologize to all of the above here.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:57 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:This is literally a movie about their lives. Jobbo_Fett posted:Sandi has a history of stalking and harassing Chris.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:57 |
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So CIG charged $275 for a meal that I could get at my local German restaurant in the middle of the Rocky Mountains, for 30 bucks; and I actually could sit at my own table instead of being packed in like cattle. Then the Crobbler and company sat them down for a hard sell pitch for a $675 JPEG, and ran off with a six figure haul like thieves into the night. The poor dumb scammed bastards then tweeted and posted all over the place with pictures chronicling their shame, convinced that they are truly privileged and that their new life in space is just around the corner. What a magical evening. Nigerian scammers should start holding conventions and bar meetups.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:57 |
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I'm almost done. I found myself skipping through 5 - 10 minute chunks because the plot pacing was so slow a tedious trying to establish the end result , the flash backs/forwards were painful The biggest annoyance so far is they spelled it prozack for some reason , instead of prozac
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 03:00 |
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colonelwest posted:So CIG charged $275 for a meal that I could get at my local German restaurant in the middle of the Rocky Mountains, for 30 bucks; and I actually could sit at my own table instead of being packed in like cattle. Then the Crobbler and company sat them down for a hard sell pitch for a $675 JPEG, and ran off with a six figure haul like thieves into the night. The drinks are in there, I hope they got at least completely wasted for that price. (And then bought 3 Nautilii while drunk, ofc.)
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 03:03 |
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Blue On Blue posted:I'm almost done. I found myself skipping through 5 - 10 minute chunks because the plot pacing was so slow a tedious trying to establish the end result , the flash backs/forwards were painful Its called Prozack in Australia. Sandi's big change to the script can be seen in full view of all its watchers.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 03:04 |
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Ah it was all a ruse !!! Good on you novel writing man , you caught them in their deceit Phew what an epic masterpiece of movie story telling if only to rival wing commander This white is great btw , kept me going the whole time, and i got it for free !
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 03:08 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I called this by the way... D...Derek?
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 03:11 |
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It's done. Over finished. Complete I have nothing else to say , it was a very generic and boring attempt at a mind twisting who dunnit Now to drink the remainder of this bottle and play some elite dangerous
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 03:14 |
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 03:27 |
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Its a cult and an MLM pyramid scheme both at the same time
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 03:29 |
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Someone told me that there's a mode in the game that makes it impossible for you to crash, so all their "insane!!!" stunts are actually really just boring and flashy looking at best
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 03:34 |
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Sanya Juutilainen posted:The drinks are in there, I hope they got at least completely wasted for that price. That rioja is not half bad. But it's cheap, and for $275 you could get enough to get blotto for a week.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 03:35 |
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No radergast on the menu?? Or hairy Robert's?
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 03:47 |
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Dementropy posted:
BEAGS!! Miss his XCOM series. Anyway hes completely accurate. The game is out, its getting worse and there is no way it can suddenly turn around, its fundamentals are rotten to the core.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 04:23 |
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"Attention will be paid to the character model, animations and voice recordings coming from an actor. Thereby the character should look more real. Hideo Kojima was mentioned as a counterexample. He uses three different characters for the character model, the animations and the voice recordings." Chris Roberts > Hideo Kojima
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 04:38 |
this has to be a photoshop...
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 04:40 |
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Green sauce has always been my favorite appetizer. Did they provide anything to use said sauce on, or do you just tip it into your maw?
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 04:59 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Green sauce has always been my favorite appetizer. Did they provide anything to use said sauce on, or do you just tip it into your maw? You spread it on a jpeg receipt
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 05:05 |
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Quavers posted:
LOL the presentation computer crashed at the beginning and they used a prerecorded video to show the concept. loving HILARIOUS! Roberts proceeded to walk away and got a beer only to return to the 2nd level. EVEN BETTER.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 05:07 |