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CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Junior G-man posted:

If they all go through with it, I think so.

But :lol: at that happening.

they've been infected by Game Theory. each one is betting that if they say they'll rebel, it'll persuade others to rebel, so they don't actually have to vote against the government; the end result is no-one rebels

ed: 18 is a number at least twice the number of actual rebel Tory MPs

CGI Stardust fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Sep 2, 2019

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

feedmegin posted:

Right but as current events show you kind of need NI in there to be able to predict a hung parliament.

actually there's a few somewhat realistic scenarios in which you don't

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Tsaedje posted:

Losing the Tory whip immediately before a snap election isn't necessarily political oblivion for these folk, they're bound to get plenty of press, could easily win as an independent in a remain leaning constituency and then they can join the lib dems as anti brexit heroes

Tbh I hope the Lib Dems are explicitly telling all these guys they can join up.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Unsurprising:siren:

https://twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/status/1168587724502327296?s=19

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
Comedy option: opposition forms a deal with potential rebels to vote to stop no-deal in exchange for voting against a general election, saving their seats

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Dumb question alert: if the opposition take control of business, how can the government propose a motion (except as an amendment?)?

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

In more unsurprising news:

https://twitter.com/pmdfoster/status/1168641286292824064

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Why are all these people in charge so utterly and completely poo poo at it?

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

I’m shocked that Boris promising to sack every leaker has not stopped the leaks

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

feedmegin posted:

Tbh I hope the Lib Dems are explicitly telling all these guys they can join up.

It would make sense ideologically but I'm not sure quite how much the LDs want to be seen as the "literally just Tories who don't hate the EU" party

marktheando posted:

I’m shocked that Boris promising to sack every leaker has not stopped the leaks

p sure this is just supposed to be red meat for the slavering hordes lusting for authoritarianism and diamond hard detach-us-from-the continental-shelf-Brexit

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

I'm on a night shift tonight, what time do I need to be setting my alarm so I can watch it all kick off?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Josef bugman posted:

Why are all these people in charge so utterly and completely poo poo at it?
Because we got tired of experts.

RabidWeasel posted:

It would make sense ideologically but I'm not sure quite how much the LDs want to be seen as the "literally just Tories who don't hate the EU" party
They're a few years late.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


AceClown posted:

I'm on a night shift tonight, what time do I need to be setting my alarm so I can watch it all kick off?

The tear gas will wake you up naturally.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

Guavanaut posted:

They're a few years late.

They don't like "Jo Swinson is a Tory" so :shrug:

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Guavanaut posted:

Because we got tired of experts.

This seems to have been going on for years though. When did the folks who started believing the lies made up to justify greater personal power for the rich really start becoming the folks in charge?

Latitude Ocotpus
Nov 17, 2009
So what time tomorrow do we find out if they manage to block no deal / cause an election? Want to know which news to pay attention to in work tomorrow ...

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


They now have 67%. That's 67% of the people following a Brexit ultra.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Latitude Ocotpus posted:

So what time tomorrow do we find out if they manage to block no deal / cause an election? Want to know which news to pay attention to in work tomorrow ...

The vote causing an election is up in the air, Johnsons regime has said they might deign to consider it a no confidence vote so no matter when the parliamentary vote comes in there's no timetable on when/if it is considered no confidence and so general election.

Also the vote isn't to block no deal, it's just to kick the can down the road yet again.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Josef bugman posted:

When did the folks who started believing the lies made up to justify greater personal power for the rich really start becoming the folks in charge?
well there was this whole 'divine right' thing a lot of kings were into

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Guavanaut posted:

Because we got tired of experts.

I'm sure Gove got confused there, and meant that all the retirees in Spain shouldn't get to vote because we were tired of expats.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Hmm.

https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1168644643116015623?s=20

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Apropos of nothing an old edition of Top Flight Time Machine reminded me what an absolute loving banger the old Weekend World theme tune was:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuLHwF5x8ZM

I suspect this more than anything else is what made me start paying attention to politics.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Apropos of nothing an old edition of Top Flight Time Machine reminded me what an absolute loving banger the old Weekend World theme tune was:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuLHwF5x8ZM

I suspect this more than anything else is what made me start paying attention to politics.

Have the full version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBysEkQHr2Y

it also took me years to find out that the middle 8 solo section was 'The Parting Glass', and also that this was what was played when my dad's coffin was brought into the church for his funeral because he loving loved this tune

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Apropos of nothing an old edition of Top Flight Time Machine reminded me what an absolute loving banger the old Weekend World theme tune was:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuLHwF5x8ZM

I suspect this more than anything else is what made me start paying attention to politics.

I'M TAKING THE RAD TRAIN TO INFORMATION OVERLOAD

that owns

e: but wow the draw distance was so much shorter in those days

IrvingWashington fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Sep 2, 2019

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Have the full version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBysEkQHr2Y

it also took me years to find out that the middle 8 solo section was 'The Parting Glass', and also that this was what was played when my dad's coffin was brought into the church for his funeral because he loving loved this tune

Ha was just coming to post this.
Bought one of my brother's this album for his 17th birthday or xmas incredibly many moons ago. He's retiring shortly :D

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Have the full version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBysEkQHr2Y

it also took me years to find out that the middle 8 solo section was 'The Parting Glass', and also that this was what was played when my dad's coffin was brought into the church for his funeral because he loving loved this tune

What was it with current affairs shows and prog rock in the 80s anyway? World In Action had it's weirdly ominous Hammond Organ thing, Panorama had some weird synth remake of it's normal orchestral theme... I'm going to assume that it has something to do with easier availability of cocaine.

IrvingWashington posted:

I'M TAKING THE RAD TRAIN TO INFORMATION OVERLOAD

that owns

e: but wow the draw distance was so much shorter in those days

This version of the opening titles is somehow even more fitting to that description, with a hint of CYBERPUNK 1986 mixed in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGUu-t7peWg&t=126s

As a bonus you get a couple of minutes of 80s adverts at the start and a few minutes of the show itself - look how loving spartan that set is compared to the "Inside The Alien Sex Toy Factory" look most news shows have nowadays.

e: Holy poo poo the promo for coverage of Mexico 86 at the end too.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

goddamnedtwisto posted:

What was it with current affairs shows and prog rock in the 80s anyway? World In Action had it's weirdly ominous Hammond Organ thing, Panorama had some weird synth remake of it's normal orchestral theme... I'm going to assume that it has something to do with easier availability of cocaine.
Still can't top this one:
https://twitter.com/richardmarcj/status/1124680131560255489

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
Would it be over the top to say that Boris announcement had hints of Ceausescu’s final speech?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Halisnacks posted:

Would it be over the top to say that Boris announcement had hints of Ceausescu’s final speech?

Hints yes, but the anger isn't as visceral just yet, but it does still feel very odd at the moment.

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry

goddamnedtwisto posted:

This version of the opening titles is somehow even more fitting to that description, with a hint of CYBERPUNK 1986

It looked like we were going to survive the alien laser onslaught unscathed, until they managed to bounce a lucky shot off a satellite and take out the post office tower (which is why it isn't on any maps)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Miftan posted:

CRUMPET MENU:

The Churchill - They say this crumpet is the only thing Churchill ate in the bunker during the war.
Slow cooked veal/calf meat on crunchy sweet potato mash with a wine syrup

The Lord Balfour - The famous crumpet that Balfour ate before signing his famous declaration (editor's note: the declaration was assuring the jews in palestine that they'll be able to live there or something, it's very famous in Israel and is taught in high school history as a pivotal moment). They say he signed it with the leftover sauce.
Cubed goose in sichuan sauce on cabbage-turnip cream with herbs

The Stephen Hawking - His theory of black holes was based on the bubbles in the crumpet's dough.
Chopped liver on mash potatoes spiced with horse radish and onion jam

The Jeremy Corbyn - The Labour Party's flagship crumpet. For vegeterian leftists.
Crispy eggplant on cold salsa and pink tehini.

The Duchess Meghan Markle - The say that when she married Prince Harry they had Nutella crumpets instead of a wedding cake
Bananas tempura'd in salty chococlate crunch, whipped cream and nutella.

The John Cleese - The song 'always look on the bright side of life' was written about Cleese's favourite cheesecake crumpet
Cream cheese with hot fruit salad and balsamic vinegar

Elizabeth the 2nd - Th classic crumpet. Just like the queen has on saturday morning.
Butter, honey, and jam.

Corbyn the second most expensive thing on the menu (lol)

Ok the Hawking sounds good but like, why is it on a crumpet instead of in a yorkshire pudding or something?

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Josef bugman posted:

This seems to have been going on for years though. When did the folks who started believing the lies made up to justify greater personal power for the rich really start becoming the folks in charge?

2010!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Josef bugman posted:

This seems to have been going on for years though. When did the folks who started believing the lies made up to justify greater personal power for the rich really start becoming the folks in charge?

About a hundred years ago :v:

Though more seriously this is the big effect of neoliberalism, it only took a generation or so for the people formed under "socialism lost now we are in the endless age of fiddling with the dials on capitalism" to become the ones in power. And now that, shockingly, capitalism isn't stopping crisising just because the USSR isn't around any more, they have no loving clue how to deal with anything.

Further amplified by the blair brand of politics where all that matters is your big grimacing boy up front and we'll never have to worry about anything else because, clearly, they'll be around for ever! See also: Cameron, Obama.

When the golden boy goes away you're left with their dregs who only existed to prop up the big clever candidate, and then they all roll around in the poo poo trying to figure out who should be the best big clever candidate. Only none of them are because they weren't picked for being brilliant they were picked to do as they were told.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001




This must be a YouGov poll.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If anything, experience in surviving under a blockade will be quite useful post brexit :v:

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Atleast we don't have to worry about Kate Hoey loving this up.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Why is she dead?

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

I would unironically watch this.

Nothing better to cap off a Friday night then to see Harold Wilson.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Josef bugman posted:

This seems to have been going on for years though. When did the folks who started believing the lies made up to justify greater personal power for the rich really start becoming the folks in charge?

I've read a plausible theory that it's the inevitable result of 40+ years of ideological consensus. The current generation of politicians and other movers and shakers have gone their entire careers with various forms of neoliberalism being utterly unchallenged. They were formed and nurtured by the initial wave which dismantled the post-war consensus. Speaking purely in terms of effectiveness (not support!) the Thatcherites had to form their ideas, propose a solution to the problems in the country, become the ideological centre of the Conservative party, win an election and then radically overhaul society into the form they wished. They had to work towards something and achieve it.

What they achieved was (apparently...) the infinite existence of neoliberalism. Everyone who came after them just had to hitch their wagon to a train that was already rolling. If they made the right noises they could go far with very little effort and without having to challenge, refine or even really think about their ideology. Which is ironic considering how it apparently puts so much value on cutthroat competition and continual improvement and disruption.

Now it's all unraveling from all sorts of different directions and the party is stuffed full of people who had no part in writing the script but have just parroted the lines for 25+ years. Suddenly they're being forced to improvise and they're flailing. No one who is at the top got there by gritting it out or holding their beliefs against the consensus. They haven't had to work or fight for anything. They've never been really challenged, except by other neoliberals on the same career path.

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/drjennings/status/1168639458184503296?s=21

Pretty interesting. It's not the Tories who are hyped for a general, and Johnson's charisma is flaking hard enough that he may have real difficulty energising his base. I do wonder if one of Britain's laziest politicians really has the stamina for a GE.

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