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there was a post a few hundred pages ago where a lady was having trouble with her autistic boyfriend because every time she hurt herself he'd just laugh and clap at her without helping, anyway that is basically the story of when my dad took me to a petting zoo and i got bitten by a donkey. that traumatic memory just rose in my mind again because of the petting zoo llama story, which led me to remember how every alpaca we've ever seen in a petting zoo has taken an instant dislike to my brother, and then the memories just came flooding in, of me being chewed on by a furious rear end in front of a crowd of delighted new zealanders and screaming at my father for help (the donkey wouldn't let me go) but he just stood by in hysterics
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when i finally freed myself i shrieked "WHAT SORT OF FATHER LETS HIS DAUGHTER GET BITTEN BY A DONKEY" which has since become a catchphrase in the family
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Sep 3, 2019 06:26
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Yeah ex-husband clubs are not a good idea. Most guys don't get divorced because they bettered themselves by choosing to be gay, so it's not going to be the hot, sweaty mess you imagine it to be. Every one of my wife's exes that I've met has been like me, but straight, so they suck and I don't want to hang out with them.
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Sep 3, 2019 06:28
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my sort of father. my sort of father lets his daughter get bitten by a donkey
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Sep 3, 2019 06:30
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Got grounded by my father in law. Do I have to accept it?quote:So I’m using a throwaway because my friends know my main account. Sorry for any errors since I’m on mobile. Many will say this post is fake and I really wish it was.
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Sep 3, 2019 06:47
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ad090 posted:Got grounded by my father in law. Do I have to accept it? lmao no way
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Sep 3, 2019 06:54
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Astounding.
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Sep 3, 2019 06:56
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I mean it seems like the way to pull out the rug would be to go get dinner elsewhere and then get a hotel room because lol that poo poo only works on children with no options.
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Sep 3, 2019 06:58
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ad090 posted:Got grounded by my father in law. Do I have to accept it? Where on earth could this possibly occur that any of this makes sense? Are there armed guards outside his door ready to kill him for disobeying? Otherwise just loving get up and leave.
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nankeen posted:there was a post a few hundred pages ago where a lady was having trouble with her autistic boyfriend because every time she hurt herself he'd just laugh and clap at her without helping, anyway that is basically the story of when my dad took me to a petting zoo and i got bitten by a donkey. that traumatic memory just rose in my mind again because of the petting zoo llama story, which led me to remember how every alpaca we've ever seen in a petting zoo has taken an instant dislike to my brother, and then the memories just came flooding in, of me being chewed on by a furious rear end in front of a crowd of delighted new zealanders and screaming at my father for help (the donkey wouldn't let me go) but he just stood by in hysterics That's actually pretty hosed up. If it had kicked you in the head would he have laughed at that too?
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how tf did I get this redtext. was it one of you guys? i have not even discussed a trans issue... in... memory?
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Personally nothing you ever posted led me to believe you drew a line between the threat that women or transwomen faced from men. Both groups have reasons to be wary of heterosexual men for their equally dangerous reasons.
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pentyne posted:Where on earth could this possibly occur that any of this makes sense? These are lovely "my house my rules" parents and the reason that the wife wants him to obey and "keep the peace" is that she's been conditioned since birth to accept their bullshit He's a spineless turd for not laughing in their faces and packing up their family off to a hotel
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WIBTA if I refused to listened to female friend talk about her girlfriend when she’s homophobic? Trust me, I know how ridiculous the title sounds. Unfortunately, it’s true though. So my friend, Alex, has been dating a girl for probably 4 months now. However, in the past Alex has made a big show of how straight she is. For example, we took a political quiz in class that was meant to tell us who we should vote for based off our views. One of the questions was “should gay marriage be legal?” Alex checked off the no box and showed me since I’m gay. I was, of course, insulted by it, but ignored her. Alex has grown up with very conservative parents, who are highly against gay marriage. I was talking to Alex saying that now since she has a girlfriend, she has to be for gay marriage. She said no, because it’s still against the Bible (she’s highly religious). I was obviously Flabbergasted since she’s bisexual. She justified it by saying that she won’t get married to a girl so it doesn’t count. Apparently it’s okay to date them, but not marry them. Although now I’m bothered every time she acts gay, or insists on showing pictures of cute girls. She literally showed me a picture of two gay men at their wedding and said “isn’t it cute?” I’m just upset that she doesn’t even believe in gay marriage yet thinks it’s adorable. She still sees them as sinning. Well her girlfriend is about to go to college in a new country leading to an inevitable break up. She’s heart broken about it, and constantly complains about it. However, I’m annoyed of hearing about it, because she doesn’t even believe in gay marriage. So WIBTA for not caring that she’s getting dumped and not wanting to hear about it? She doesn’t say anything negative about gays, but just doesn’t believe it should marriage should be legal, and still sees it as sinning. I want to tell her that I don’t want to hear about it, but she’s my best friend and I almost feel bad. I’m just annoyed.
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QuarkJets posted:These are lovely "my house my rules" parents and the reason that the wife wants him to obey and "keep the peace" is that she's been conditioned since birth to accept their bullshit I can give him some leeway on this one just from sheer bafflement. Like are you so confident you'd be able to decisively respond with anything but deep confusion when a completely unrelated man insists that he has the power to ground you, an independent adult? It probably just took him a bit to process that this was actually happening
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I refused to listened to female friend talk about her girlfriend when she’s homophobic? Give her some time to work through her poo poo man, she's shaking off a lot of lovely upbringing that cast her entire being as being bad.
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Sep 3, 2019 07:19
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AITA for locking my sister out of the house after she snuck out? So this happened last night, I overheard my sister tell her friend that they were gonna go meet up with her boyfriend and do God knows what. Now she had just gotten into smoking weed and stuff like (which is illegal in my state). So I after she left I noticed she left the house key and the door unlocked and that infuriated me because she was willing to risk the fact that someone random dude could just walk into hour house while we sleep. So I locked the front door and the garage door. The next morning I woke up to like 10 missed calls and texts from my sister demanding me to unlock the door. So I called her back and when she picked up she started screaming at me, calling me rear end in a top hat and every other name in the book. She said she had to sleep at her friend's house and that our mom now knows she snuck out last night. My mom grounded her for 2 weeks and my sister gives me death glares. She told her friends what I did (some of them were my friends too) and they send me angry messages calling me a dick and stuff like that. So am I the rear end in a top hat? Edit: I think I may have forgotten to add that my sister is 16
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Sep 3, 2019 07:20
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Ugh I hate the stupid teen drama poo poo.
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Sep 3, 2019 07:23
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smdh @ kids these days if they haven't figured out how to easily pry off (or leave loose) the screen to your bedroom window and have it cracked so you can sneak out and close n open it from the outside with a small step stool and get back in with none the wiser
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Dating across the political spectrum : can left and right unite with love? My (21F) boyfriend (21M, Asperger, useful to know so) and I have been dating for 7 monthes and so far it's been one of the most fulfilling relationship ever : he's understanding, respectful, loving, caring... he's an amazing lover, truly. We fell in love with each other knowing we were both almost on the other end of the political spectrum, me being far left and him almost far right, after he had a near death experience that left us deeply shocked. We've met each other parents and on the human side, we're a perfect match and share similar values, goals and views about family and the way we expect to conduct our future: the problem is that recently, more questions about how I'm going to handle our political differences are multiplying. We have points of agreement, but questions related to immigration or Islam are touchy and often the object of remarks and opposition. Since we got together he educated himself on subjects he never was interested in (LGBT and abortion) or even was reluctant of, for he never grew in such a political environment, and I've made my way towards him by taking steps to got baptized and adopt Christ (something I wanted to do for myself as well). It never got to the point where we had a genuine argument about it and it often ends with a cordial discussion and explanation without raising the voice or hurting each other but politics are a big deal since we're both activists and political science students. Despite being an Asperger and sometimes being extremely rigid on ideas (if I'm being psychophobic or if I sound uneducated on the matter please, tell me) he sounds like willing to love me despite everything and I'm the worried one on the matter : could it work and the relationship continue nevertheless? Efforts can definitely be done and we can educate ourselves more, but politics are taking a huge place in a couple nowadays for we live in an ultra political world. TL;DR Dating across the political spectrum : can left and right unite with love?
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Mister Olympus posted:I can give him some leeway on this one just from sheer bafflement. Like are you so confident you'd be able to decisively respond with anything but deep confusion when a completely unrelated man insists that he has the power to ground you, an independent adult? It probably just took him a bit to process that this was actually happening Yes, I am. In fact, I'd argue that sulking off and asking reddit what to do suggests that maybe the father in law had this guy pegged as not a real adult
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Smirking_Serpent posted:
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Dating across the political spectrum : can left and right unite with love? /r/relationships: Me (21F) and my far-right boyfriend (21M, Asperger)
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QuarkJets posted:Yes, I am. Well if that isn't just special for you. Not everyone had an upbringing that allowed for confronting authority figures. I'll content myself with being drat sure I'd bail out the window and get a hotel room.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Dating across multiple spectrums My first boyfriend was a diagnosed bipolar pillar of light from the fifth dimension who chatted with me through AIM. We were both bottoms, but we made our long distance relationship across time and space work. We just agreed that we would both be fine with having regular threesoms with interdimensional total tops whose dicks could cross through to both of our realities.
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HIJK posted:That's actually pretty hosed up. If it had kicked you in the head would he have laughed at that too?
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he may not have laughed exactly but i can't say he wouldn't have insisted on the exact cause of death being on my gravestone
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cumshitter posted:My first boyfriend was a diagnosed bipolar pillar of light from the fifth dimension who chatted with me through AIM. We were both bottoms, but we made our long distance relationship across time and space work.
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I once worked, pre-trump, on a brand that thought it would be clever and do an advertisement campaign about people of the whole political spectrum to enjoy a, what they thought, was a politically neutral activity. Hoo-loving-boy did they learn fast that doesnt exist, isnt possible, and even mentioning politics in a vague way brings out some deep seated hatred.
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Mister Olympus posted:I can give him some leeway on this one just from sheer bafflement. Like are you so confident you'd be able to decisively respond with anything but deep confusion when a completely unrelated man insists that he has the power to ground you, an independent adult? It probably just took him a bit to process that this was actually happening Boomers get really serious about completely pointless dining etiquette and displays of power over food. They'd probably start throwing things if you just go out to eat. Reminded suddenly of the time I went out to get fast food because I was lazy and my mum said it was abuse to leave the house and eat without her permission.
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Sep 3, 2019 08:28
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A different type of boomer might have been impressed by a guy taking serious phone calls after work hours. The kind that love alpha executive males and only respect the ability to earn money. Although this phone convo stuff reminds me of my uncle’s jack-off friend who would always take social calls at the dinner table but would just sit there while everyone else was forced to talk around his solo conversation. The older generations are just garbage.
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Ooh I just love one where the OP is the trashmonsterquote:
OP uh, quintuples down quote:Well you don;t know what it's like to have someone else wear your clothes when you're done with them. They should be sent away, I don't want to see them again. It makes us look like we're poor. quote:But that's not the point! It's not hers! Why should I give up my stuff for her? After she's worn it I'm going to look stupid in it, bc she's tall and thin and I'm more voluptuos and it's a kind of sheath dress, full length. I' don't want to look like a sack of potatoes just bc she looks like a goddamm supermodel. It's not fair. quote:But my brother's going to tell her. quote:That's really mean. You don't understand, she was never like this as a kid. It's just all suddenly happened and I feel like she's just trying to take away what we have, trying to show she's smarter than Marcy and prettier than me.
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teen witch posted:Ooh I just love one where the OP is the trashmonster Wow, that is some grade A pants on head crazy. "We have to stick to our roles, how dare you try to grow up and be a person rather than my personal punching bag."
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Wow this post took the "just took psych 101" attitude and went next level where she correctly identifies her sister was abused and then blames her for not wanting to keep being abused. Her younger brother is the only not poo poo person so far and I hope he realizes it Barudak fucked around with this message at 09:39 on Sep 3, 2019 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for allowing two teenagers to be spit on by a llama? Beautiful
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teen witch posted:Ooh I just love one where the OP is the trashmonster You did it. You found the winner in "jealous and batshit crazy sibling" posts.
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Sep 3, 2019 10:10
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I love, and by love I of course mean I loving hate, the bit about "why can't people just be who they are". Sounds like she is finally being who she is and they just can't deal with it.
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teen witch posted:Ooh I just love one where the OP is the trashmonster
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Sep 3, 2019 10:36
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gently caress it's like Cinderella from the evil stepsister's perspective.
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QuarkJets posted:/r/relationships: Me (21F) and my far-right boyfriend (21M, Asperger)
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