UKMT September 2019 - A Fish-Abandoning Government

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Saros: Dec 29, 2009; Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1168320139139440640

Trust in Jack.

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:58

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# ? May 25, 2024 01:18

xtothez: Jan 4, 2004; College Slice

Diet Crack posted:

I haven�t had a chance to check developments, is this vote for a ten election happening today?

Also banish the Tweetmans, she�s obviously an attention seeking twat.

First up is the extension vote

Election vote will depend on how that goes

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:03

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Tsaedje posted:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49561792

Astonishing antisemitism by Jeremy Corbyn and the Labour Party

Have they not heard of postal votes or voting by proxy?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finchley_and_Golders_Green_(UK_Parliament_constituency) - 1,600 Tory majority
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendon_(UK_Parliament_constituency) - 1,000 Tory majority
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipping_Barnet_(UK_Parliament_constituency) - 300 Tory majority

If this ends up being enough to flip the election I'm going to go live in a cave because there's no possible way of topping it.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:06

RottenK: Feb 17, 2011; Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

The Deleter posted:

Stop posting the awful tweets from the loving moron for gently caress's sake, it adds nothing.

post the awful tweets from the loving moron, but only if jam man wins so everyone can laugh at her melting down

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:19

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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AoF I do hope you get help and a better therapists. Therapists are still people too and they often make mistakes, so the best we can do is work on ourselves and our communities alongside working with professionals.

Also I am somewhat glad that yet another master of the universe who is a wheels within wheels planner is just shown up to be a barely there pissant with the intellectual capacity of a dead pigeon.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:19

Diet Crack: Jan 15, 2001

How does Judaism always manage to throw itself infront of the political bus that has no driver and is already tumbling end over end down the cliff Side?

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:20

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finchley_and_Golders_Green_(UK_Parliament_constituency) - 1,600 Tory majority
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendon_(UK_Parliament_constituency) - 1,000 Tory majority
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipping_Barnet_(UK_Parliament_constituency) - 300 Tory majority

If this ends up being enough to flip the election I'm going to go live in a cave because there's no possible way of topping it.

We'll just have to Succot and see

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:20

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

More brilliant Sun Tzu Machiavelli tactics from big brain Dom Cummies:
https://mobile.twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1168883365656838144

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:20

Barry Foster: Dec 24, 2007; What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Also in for banning the tweetman. She's an irrelevance it's annoying. Sorry T-Painz

So if Johnson gets rid of purdah, does that mean MPs would have to stick around parliament to vote on poo poo? Could this shake out worse for the tories, given the vast disparity in ground game between the two parties? Could Labour/Momentum pick up the slack in a way their dessicated base simply can't?

RottenK posted:

post the awful tweets from the loving moron, but only if jam man wins so everyone can laugh at her melting down

Would accept this as a compromise

Barry Foster fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Sep 3, 2019

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:20

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

lol that they've given headset mics to the presenters and guests on Sky News so you can't hear what people are shouting under them. So the sequence of events has been:

"We need a place to do interviews of politicians with the Palace of Westminster in the background so people know where we are" > use College Green for interviews
"People keep shouting WANKER at us" > buy 11 Millbank because it has windows overlooking College Green you can do interviews in front of
"There's no difference between 11 Millbank and just using a green screen">Let's build a patio and make our guests climb out of the windows so they know it's not green screen
"People keep holding rude signs up">MAKE THE PATIO TALLER (repeated several times)
"People are shouting WANKER even louder">iunno, special microphones?

All for interviews which add literally nothing to anybody's knowledge of the situation.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:23

Miftan: Mar 31, 2012; Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finchley_and_Golders_Green_(UK_Parliament_constituency) - 1,600 Tory majority
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendon_(UK_Parliament_constituency) - 1,000 Tory majority
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipping_Barnet_(UK_Parliament_constituency) - 300 Tory majority

If this ends up being enough to flip the election I'm going to go live in a cave because there's no possible way of topping it.

That would genuinely be really funny.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:26

njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

College Green interviews lose a lot of appeal when the potential for hearing someone call Adam Boulton a wanker isn't there.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:27

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Lib Dem MP who unseated Davies in B&R gave her pledge in Welsh, then in English for the peanut gallery.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:33

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

I don't miss working in Parliament on days like today.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:35

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Diet Crack posted:

How does Judaism always manage to throw itself infront of the political bus that has no driver and is already tumbling end over end down the cliff Side?

They love to play the martyr - at least, the right wing ones do. If they can't, then people start asking awkward questions.

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:37

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

lol at alexander de pfeffel giving a statement and being laughed at, booed and jeered every step of the way

even corbyn didn't get this much poo poo

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:37

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Julio Cruz posted:

in chronological order

You'll be loving lucky.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:37

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

Lol some Tory oval office just crossed the floor to join the Lib Dems. Hope the first of many

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:40

Junior G-man: Sep 15, 2004; Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1168895742662103040?s=19

Hahahahahaahaha

Bet Cumminic Dommings played this out in his game theory lair.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:40

Saros: Dec 29, 2009; Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1168895769409130496

:lol:

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:41

StarkingBarfish: Jun 25, 2006; Novus Ordo Seclorum

Bojo's hosed it lads.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:41

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

StarkingBarfish posted:

Bojo's hosed it lads.

Maybe he can zipline and wave flags again to bring the country together.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:42

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

I knew today would deliver.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:42

Henry Black: Jun 27, 2004; If she's not making this face, you're not doing it right.; Fun Shoe

So even with the DUP, there's no majority now, right?

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:42

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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StarkingBarfish posted:

Bojo's hosed it lads.

It's really incredible how badly he's hosed it. I think it doesn't help that 1) Number 10 now leaks like a sieve, 2) He couldn't put up the appearence of competence and 3) Threats cannot work when no-one believes you.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:43